Max Hardcore’s Hawaiian Summer Bash
by Ray | August 28th, 2003Max Hardcore threw a little shin-dig the other night. It was a Hawaiian Summer bash, where everybody gets to dress like douchebags and get drunk on mai tais.
What can I say about Max? You gotta love him. He’s a fucking nutjob. If you dig videos full of pissing, puking, misogyny, and [simulated] pedophilia, Max is your guy. If he were a D&D character, I would rate him lawful evil with chaotic tendencies. But I’m not a fucking nerd so never mind.
One thing I CAN say about the cowboy, however, is that he’s an extremely gracious host. The party was packed, yet he made sure to personally introduce himself and thank each and every person for coming down. Say what you will — that’s a class act. Making strangers feel welcome on a personal level like that takes balls. I don’t have fucking FRIENDS who do that shit. Yeah, maybe he was just trying to ‘get a read’ on the room. But maybe he was also being sincere. I dunno. Who cares, I bought it.
Max has this oddly refreshing purity to his fiendishness. Talk with him and you’ll understand what I mean. He has this wild west, gung-ho attitude that radiates a naive sort of confidence — as if he were completely unaware of the magnitude of his depravity. I’m guessing it’s his ghoulishly charming personality that has allowed him to slip-thru so many legal cracks. (Pun intended.) That, and maybe a pact with Satan.
Anyway, the room was cramped but the music was good — Lot’s of classic 80′s metal. The drinks were great and the eye candy was even better. Haley Paige, Pamela Peaks, and Catalina showed up. What more do you need?
I had a fun time… I think. I was actually pretty drunk. I guess it all could have been sort of weird and gay, now that I look at these pictures again.
Tags: Catalina, Haley Paige, Max Hardcore, Pamela Peaks
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