Kitty Wildwood Interview
by Ray | March 22nd, 2005Ray posts: It’s a dreary, rainy Saturday afternoon in L.A. and Kitty Wildwood has a cold. I call her and ask if she really feels like talking.
KITTY: Oh, yeah. I managed a shoot today, I think I can manage an interview.
RAY: I’m a little tired myself, so if I sound a little off my game…
KITTY: That’s good, it can be an even playing field.
RAY: Except for the fact that I’m a sinister weirdo.
KITTY: There’s nothing wrong with that.
RAY: True. So where are you from, Kitty?
KITTY: I’m from Sacramento. I’ve been there pretty much my whole life.
RAY: How do you like it up there?
KITTY: It’s not L.A., but it’s pretty damn close. You should visit, it’s fun.
RAY: How long have you been working with Frank?
KITTY: About two months.
RAY: Has it been fun?
KITTY: (laughs) Of course! Can you be around Frank and not have fun?! I’m a rookie here. But I’m a well-acclimated rookie.
RAY: Care to elaborate?
KITTY: I got into this business because I figured I’m a nympho and I’m not having as much sex as I want, so I might as well be getting paid to do what I do best.
RAY: So who have you worked with?
KITTY: I did a short film for Adult.com and worked with Peter Romero, who is actually a director and a porn star. Oh and I also did my interview video which will be featured on AllYouCanSuck.com.
RAY: That’s fucking hilarious.
KITTY: That’s going to be Frank’s site.
RAY: So you’re interested in shooting content for websites?
KITTY: Yes.
RAY: What other projects do you have going on?
KITTY: Well, I just did a photo shoot today and I’ll be using some of those pics to get my website up. I’m looking forward to that. I have a lot of fans in Sacramento that are expecting to see KittyWildwood.com soon.
RAY: What did you do before you got into this business?
KITTY: I was a stay-at-home mom for two years. Then I did administrative work for about a year and a half.
RAY: Did you enjoy that?
KITTY: No. Does anybody enjoy that?
RAY: I think some do. It’s frightening.
KITTY: What’s even funnier is, when I was doing that work, that’s how I really got to know Frank. I really didn’t do any work, I just sat there on MySpace all day.
RAY: It must have been a realy boring gig.
KITTY: It was a small, local construction company. I was the youngest one there. And being the extremely wild person that I am, it just didn’t work-out.
RAY: It was fate.
KITTY: Exactly. And after I left, I must say they got some nice surprises on their computer!
RAY: Oh no…
KITTY: Oh yeahhh! The last time I returned from L.A., I was sick with bronchitis for two weeks so I ended-up getting fired. Before I had a chance to get back to the office, all of my pictures were taken-off my work PC.
RAY: Wow. And these were photos of your professional work, I assume.
KITTY: Of course! (laughs) Frank would send me my shots, and I would just download them on my PC.
RAY: That had to be the most exciting day they’ve ever had.
KITTY: I’m thinking so, yes.
RAY: Especially the men. All the naughty things they probably thought about you while you worked there… All true.
KITTY: (laughs) Yeah, I think things probably made sense once they saw those photos.
RAY: So they already had their suspicions.
KITTY: Yeah, well I told a lot of my co-workers that I was “modeling” in L.A. and that’s why I had to go back and forth.
RAY: And Frank helped you take your first steps.
KITTY: Amongst other things…
RAY: Any special talents people might be surprised to learn about you?
KITTY: I once helped my ex rebuild the clutch on his 900 RR.
RAY: That’s a talent. How did you learn to do that?
KITTY: I’m pretty good at taking directions…
RAY: Are you being dirty?
KITTY: I can’t help it.
RAY: So who have you enjoyed working with the most?
KITTY: Oh, it would have to be Frank, by far.
RAY: What about Frank do you like?
KITTY: Not only is he an amazing friend and boss, he’s pretty damn good in the bedroom. Who wouldn’t want to work for someone like that?
RAY: Who would you not want to work for in this business?
KITTY: I don’t know. I still have a pretty optimistic view at this point. I always like to give people the benefit of the doubt until they prove to be unworthy of working with me. Until then, I’m up for working with whoever. Whoever puts-up the money.
RAY: So you’re money-motivated.
KITTY: Exactly. I’m definitely business-oriented.
RAY: What’s the wildest thing you’ve ever done in your personal life?
KITTY: Oh, god. I think I’ve done my most wildest things in my personal life. I’ve done the whole meeting-up with a barely-legal, just to give him his ‘MILF’ dream.
RAY: Was this one of those ‘make-a-wish’ kids?
KITTY: (Laughs) No… I’m just a giver.
RAY: A horny giver. How young are you?
KITTY: I’m 25. With an old soul. Most people can’t get over the fact that I have a bangin’ body and a 5-year-old son.
RAY: Ever been part of an orgy?
KITTY: Yeah, I’ve done a few of those.
RAY: Swingers party?
KITTY: Yep. I have to say one of my favorite times was with two guys.
RAY: Guys you knew? Or were they just random?
KITTY: Well… I knew them for a few weeks, maybe.
RAY: Is there anything you haven’t done that you hope to try?
KITTY: Well, I already did double-penetration with those two guys. And it wasn’t even on film! I just do what I like to do. I honestly have to say that I am interested in trying the whole gang-bang thing because that’s one thing I haven’t done.
RAY: So like five… Or eight guys? That type of thing?
KITTY: Yeah, five would work.
RAY: I’m pretty sure that can be arranged.
KITTY: Yeah, it’s funny because all of my girlfriends just love me to pieces. Believe it or not, I’m very well-balanced and very grounded. It’s just that when I’m not with my son and not being a mom, I totally and completely let-loose. I’ll be the first to walk up to any guy. I’ll be the first to initiate sex with any guy I choose. I’m very confident and aggressive. In fact, on Friday, we went out and I told Frank I wanted this guy’s shirt, and I said I’m going to have it by the end of the night. It was cute and it said “FREE SEX” on it, and I thought how appropriate for me to have something like that! And he was hot. Frank tried to talk it out of him, but it just took me walking up behind him and whispering in his ear and it was off to the bathroom and his shirt was mine!
RAY: You’re a fucking operator.
KITTY: I definitely use my assets.
RAY: Do you watch TV?
KITTY: I don’t watch grown-up shows, I watch cartoons.
RAY: What’s your favorite cartoon?
KITTY: I’d have to say Sponge-Bob. My son and I watch that all the time. Sponge Bob and Ninja Turtles.
RAY: What about the classics?
KITTY: He likes Tom & Jerry. Which I can’t stand because there’s no educational value to it whatsoever.
RAY: I was thinking more like the Super-Friends and Scooby-Doo. Or I guess for you it would be Gem & The Holograms.
KITTY: Oh my god, yeah! I remember Gem. Yeah, I grew up watching Thundercats and Ninja Turtles and Rainbow Brite. That kind of stuff.
RAY: I think I was in college during all that.
KITTY: Oh….
RAY: Yeah… I’m old. (sigh) Anyway… This is a wonderful conversation we’re having. I’m sure my readers will be really turned on by this.
KITTY: (laughs) Well… I do watch THE L WORD. That’s a hot show.
RAY: So you’re into girls.
KITTY: Oh yes.
RAY: Ever had a three-way with two other girls?
KITTY: I have. And once again, not on camera. I do what I enjoy. Not just because there are cameras on me.
RAY: What’s your favorite word?
KITTY: Plethora. My girlfriends and I are always talking about the assortment of men we have to choose from and I was like “yeah, well the plethora that I have is a damn buffet.”
RAY: What’s a turn-on for you?
KITTY: In a man, confidence – not cockiness. Someone who is a little bit more aggressive. I like a man who knows how to be a man.
RAY: You’re not into these girly-men.
KITTY: You know, I don’t mind if guys are metro, as long as they can be firm. Like I said, I’m constantly sexually aggressive, so it’s nice when somebody grabs me and says “no – this is how it’s gonna be.”
RAY: You’re a bit of a switch.
KITTY: Yeah… A little gentle-rough grab to the throat…
RAY: From a manly-man.
KITTY: Yeah! Oh my god. Okay, I’m getting wet just talking about it. What really turns me on in a woman. Once again, I’m a bit on the aggressive side, but feminine completely. Girly, soft caresses… Oh god! Yeah, I can settle-up with a sexy woman.
RAY: Like who? Who would you love to get it on with?
KITTY: Selma Blair. I think she is absolutely adorable. When I saw her kiss in Cruel Intentions, I thought I would so take her.
RAY: What’s a turn-off for you?
KITTY: Guys with big cocks that don’t know how to work it. To me, size doesn’t matter. It’s all in how you perform. I like to be switched around. I don’t like stay missionary.
RAY: I kind of gathered that.
KITTY: (laughs) You think?!
RAY: You’re not exactly vanilla.
KITTY: No, but I love sushi! I could eat sushi all week and be a very very happy woman. If I’m not having sex, and I have sushi I’m okay.
RAY: What do you drink with that?
KITTY: I love Rolling Rock. That’s one of the only beers I keep in my refrigerator. And Raspberry Stoli and Sprite. It kind of tastes like those old New York Seltzers.
RAY: Oh, fuck. I remember those. So where do you like to hang-out?
KITTY: There are a couple of clubs up in Sacramento that treat me very nicely. I get VIP status at Club Avalon and Club Aqua. But when I want to unwind and just chill-out, I love to be at home. I’m so domesticated. I only go out like once a week. The rest of the time, it’s just me and my son playing Playstation or playing with the puppy, or snuggled-up on the couch reading books.
RAY: What kind of puppy?
KITTY: I bought him a miniature weenie-dog.
RAY: Are you thinking of moving from Sacramento to L.A.?
KITTY: Yeah, I’m in the process of trying. In fact, if you know anyone…
RAY: If I know anyone who what? Wants a hot girl to live with them?
KITTY: Exactly! You know, I actually cook and clean really well.
RAY: Is that right? Hmmm…
KITTY: Yeah, like I said, I’m no longer working my normal job at home. I’m trying to focus on being able to come down here as much as I’m needed. I’m also waiting until my son graduates kindergarten. I’m not going to drag him out of school. So when I get booked, I usually fly down and stay four to five days at a time. Frank tries to make my trips as productive as possible.
RAY: So what did you shoot this time around?
KITTY: Today we shot photos for my site, and tomorrow we’re shooting some videos for his BadAss line that he’s going to be putting-out.
RAY: You don’t curse much, do you?
KITTY: Well, it’s hard because I’m around my son so much, so I always make-up curse words. Like I’ll say ‘mother-father’ instead of ‘motherfucker’. I’m not really big into cursing. Sometimes I’ll say ‘fuck me’ like if I do something stupid. But I try not to say ‘fuck’ a lot. Unless, of course, it’s what I want to do! But you know, I do say ‘Dammit, Jim’ a lot.
RAY: ‘Dammit, Jim?’
KITTY: (laughs) Yeah. You ever heard that before?
RAY: As in… ‘Dammit, Jim’, from Star Trek?
KITTY: I don’t even know where it came from but my Mom will say it and that’s where I got it from. She’ll say ‘Dammit Jim!’.
RAY: Um, yeah… That’s from Star Trek.
KITTY: Is it?! (laughs) Oh god, don’t mention that in the interview! I don’t want to be associated with Star Trek in any way.
RAY: Actually, you probably just tripled your fanbase.
KITTY: Yeah, now that I think about it, it’s maybe not such a bad thing. Those guys sit around their computers all day.
RAY: Exactly. Now when they Google Star Trek and “porn”, guess who’s face will come-up?
KITTY: Oh no!
RAY: What kind of music are you into?
KITTY: My absolute favorite is Liz Phair. I just went and bought the CD because my friend told me she was listening to it and like five of the songs on there were so me. Like if you listen to the song “Bionic Eyes”, that sums me up a lot. It’s like I wrote the words.
RAY: I’ll have to investigate this.
KITTY: You’ll learn a lot.
RAY: What really scares you?
KITTY: My biggest fear is something happening to me to where I can’t take care of my son. Like dying. It has nothing to do with the fear of death, it’s just not being there for my son.
RAY: How old were you when you first had sex?
KITTY: Fifteen. It hurt. He was on the large-side, and there was no lube. I thought you’ve got to be kidding me. If this is what sex is then I’m done!
RAY: Hear that, men? When you screw fifteen-year-olds, always use lube.
KITTY: Yeah, come on. You’ve got to! (laughs) Oh my god, you’re funny. Wanna know the scary thing? My ex and I were together for two wonderful years. We did the occasional fling thing, whatever. When we split-up fourteen months ago, the number of men I had been with was 28. I’m now over 80 guys and 7 girls. I think I’ve slept with more girls than some guys have!
RAY: If you only slept with one girl you already have a lot of guys beat.
KITTY: I still can’t believe I’m at my number.
RAY: Have they all been wonderful?
KITTY: I have had a couple duds. And a couple charity-cases. You know, the ones where I took one for the team because I’m nice.
RAY: Where’d you meet these guys? Star Trek conventions?
KITTY: (laughs) No. It just depends. One was a friend I knew. We were at the club and I was drunk and I hadn’t focused on finding anybody I felt like taking home, so I was like “you’re it” for tonight.
RAY: See, this is exactly why pathetic guys hang around hot women as ‘friends’. They hope for shit like that to happen.
KITTY: I know, he did feel really lucky. And now when he sees me he’s just like a puppy dog. It’s so funny. I’m like “I treated you once, don’t expect a second time!”
RAY: You just gave hope to an entire generation of losers. Do you like giving blowjobs?
KITTY: Oh… Do I! That’s actually one of my specialties. You can tell the difference between a woman who gives a blowjob because she has to and a woman who gives a blowjob because she wants to. There is a huge, huge difference.
RAY: Unfortunately, I would have to agree.
KITTY: Yeah, I think most men would. I’ve been told many times that I should be teaching classes. But if I did that, then every girl would know my secret and I wouldn’t be that special, now would I?
RAY: Does it involve twisting and pulling?
KITTY: Heh… Yes. And lots of tongue-action. Lots of saliva and hand-motion… Mmmm. A little fondling of myself while doing it…
RAY: OK. You have to stop now.
KITTY: OK. Sorry. (Laughs) You’re talking to a porn star, what did you expect?
RAY: How about anal?
KITTY: I don’t plan on doing that anytime soon. I don’t really mind it. But it’s something I save for somebody I’m with.
RAY: That’s very romantic.
KITTY: Thanks. I figure I should at least let my boyfriend have ass sex.
RAY: I knew a girl who felt the opposite.
KITTY: She only took it in the ass?
RAY: She only took it up the ass or in the mouth. She was saving her ’special’ hole for marriage. Her dad made her promise.
KITTY: How sweet. My dad wouldn’t know. But my mom does. Believe it or not, I was totally raised Christian and consider myself a Christian. I just obviously do this for a living. But every other aspect of my life I try to live correctly. I completely believe in God and my son and I say prayers every single night before bed.
RAY: I watch Leave it to Beaver before bed.
KITTY: (laughs) The porn version?
RAY: No, the real one. Every night. It cleanses me.
KITTY: I’m always watching Sponge Bob or Ninja Turtles at night.
RAY: Leave it to Beaver grounds my psyche. Sort of a temporary escape from the sick and twisted real world I face every day.
KITTY: Yeah, that makes sense. My mom found out about me doing this and she wrote me a three-page letter. It broke my heart, it really did. She said she was crying and praying and she felt like such a bad mom. But the amazing thing is my mom is one of those true Christians who is not judgmental. She’s like “I’ll love you no matter what tho I don’t approve of it, but I’m not your judge.” I feel blessed to have a functional family. I know a lot of the girls have really rough upbringings and they come into this industry for the wrong reasons. I’ve had a completely normal healthy upbringing. I just happen to be one of those women who thoroughly enjoys sex. It’s kind of a power thing for me. I love to perform and I love knowing that I can get a guy off.
RAY: You’re an exhibitionist.
KITTY: Yes. Hopefully it will get me far. We’ll see! My mom and I are very close and we’re able to talk about it. My son stays with her while I’m down here. I was telling her about a clothing line, Mr. Girth from New York that was wanting to promote me. One of their tank-tops says “No Gag Reflex” and I thought how appropriate!
RAY: Do you lack one of those as well?
KITTY: I’m pretty good with the gag-reflex. Just gotta swallow, you know?
RAY: So I hear. So what do you ultimately hope to do in this industry?
KITTY: I definitely don’t want to be a ‘Jenna Jameson‘. I’m just hoping to build my fanbase. I’m already lucky to have a lot of fans in Sacramento who are anticipating my work. I want to show everybody that I can make it in this business. It is hard work. I’m trying to make a name for myself. I just want to make enough money to provide a lifestyle for my son that he was used to having when I was engaged. Now, I’m single and it’s been a little rough having to do things on my own and having to go back to work and spend as much time with him and I want to be the mom I want to be and buy a house and not have to rely on a man for that. I’m just trying to be independent and make it.
RAY: Aren’t we all.
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