Lexi Bardot Interviewby Ray | November 9th, 2005
“You can fuck me in the ass, but you have to suck your own cum out of my asshole.”
RAY: You look like an old friend of mine.
RAY: Yeah, sorta. So how long have you been in porn?
LEXI: Four months. I shot my first scene June 1st. It was for Eon McKai for Kill Girl Kill. Joanna Angel, Eve Mayfair, and Sierra Sinn are in that one. I worked with James Deen. It was my first anal scene, too! My first scene and I did anal… It was fun.
RAY: What did you do before porn?
LEXI: I was a makeup artist for 5 years. I worked for a very large corporation which shall remain nameless. But if you know me, you know who it is.
RAY: How did you get into adult?
LEXI: I always wanted to do makeup for porn and I was working for this company that was very mainstream. We did fashion shows, runway models, photo shoots… All that shit. But I decided to go out on a limb and start doing porn on my own. And I was fired from the company because there was a conflict of interest. But I thought sometimes you need a kick in the ass to go in the right direction with your life. So I’m so much happier now. And then I just decided “fuck it” — I wanna be in front of the camera.
RAY: You got sick of watching everyone else have all the fun.
LEXI: (Laughs) Yeah! I wanna get fucked by big cocks too! Come on…
RAY: I’ll take your word for it. By the way, I like your teal flip-flops and your hot pink toenails. Very Miami Vice.
LEXI: (Laughs) I never thought of that! But yeah it totally is! All I wear are flip-flops and high-heels.
RAY: So it’s either low-brow or high-brow for you. There is no middle ground.
LEXI: Exactly. I don’t wear shoes in Miami. I wear jeans or those flowy knit pant things that look like pajamas along with flip-flops. That’s my standard outfit.
RAY: Anything about you people might consider strange?
LEXI: I’m a Buddhist. I’ve been one since I was 6. I still meditate every day… Usually on doing the best fucking blowjob possible! (Laughs)
RAY: “Buddah… Please enlighten me… Is it twist and pull or pull and twist?”
LEXI: (Laughs) That’s a good one! “To give proper blowjob, you must have no fear, young porn starlet! Suck the cock! You may gag, you may barf. But do not fear.” (Laughs)
RAY: Who do you enjoy working with?
LEXI: James Deen was a lot of fun. Franco Del Toro – he was great.
RAY: Do you like girls?
LEXI: Oh yes.
RAY: So you’re not gay for pay?
LEXI: Oh hell no. I’m into it. I’m gay for whoever wants to pay, but I’ll do it anyway!
RAY: I’m a big lesbo myself.
LEXI: (Laughs) Barbara Summers is one of my really good friends. I really like her and want to do a scene with her. She’s a cutie. Her and any of the tattooed chicks.
RAY: I bet you lead a dirty personal life.
LEXI: Oh yeah… There are a number of moments to choose from, but my favorite was my first date with this guy who was in the industry. I was just a civilian, doing make-up. He hunted me down and we were having sex and I said “you can fuck me in the ass, but you have to suck your own cum out of my asshole.” He was just like “okay.” It was great! It was so fucking hot… Once he said okay, I was like “wait! Let me get my lube outta my purse…” (Laughs) It was great! That was awesome… My ex and I used to also have sex parties at our house all the time. Everyone would get fucked-up and crazy. We lived in San Diego. The one that stands out is this Halloween party we had four years ago. I think the whole fucking county showed-up. People were just having sex in the living room, the yard, the bathroom… It was fucking insane. He and I went nuts. Our girlfriend was there, so it was the three of us, and then we ended-up getting another chick involved. It was just a fucking mad orgy in our house. It was so much fun! I still have the pictures from it!
RAY: OK. I’m going to need to see those.
LEXI: (Laughs) Yeah, we’ve done some fucked-up shit.
RAY: How young are you?
RAY: How young were you when you first had sex?
LEXI: I was a late-bloomer. It was on my 18th birthday. I fucked this guy who was 21. He was in the Navy. Our mothers were best friends. His sister was my best friend in high school at the time. We had sex in my room, with two of my girlfriends watching me lose my virginity! Cuz I just wanted it over with. And afterwards, I found out that he was actually married and had a kid. (Laughs) That was the downward spiral for me… After that he would call me and I’d just be like jeez, I don’t wanna talk to you — I just wanted it over with!
RAY: Why were your friends watching?
LEXI: Cuz they wanted to see it. We were all drunk.
RAY: They didn’t jump in?
LEXI: No, they just watched. It was a long time ago. I just remember laying on the floor while he fucked me, and thinking “all right… this is okay.”
RAY: Wow… Not a very ringing endorsement.
LEXI: I don’t even remember his name.
RAY: You’re just bitter.
LEXI: (Laughs) He was below mediocre! And very medium…
RAY: Are you a dom?
LEXI: Oh yeah. You can see me fuck some guy in the ass with a strap-on on meninpain.com. I shot it up in San Francisco. That was the first time I ever fucked a guy with a strap-on. He was totally tied-up. Completely useless. And supposedly, he said he’d never had anything up his butt.
RAY: …And he was from San Francisco?
LEXI: (Laughs) Right! I was like “never even a finger?!” And it went in very, VERY easily.
RAY: Hmmm… Doesn’t sound like it was his first rodeo.
LEXI: He’d had his ass-cherry popped.
RAY: (( shudder )) Ick.
LEXI: (Laughs) You’d have fun at our house… We get very dirty.
RAY: I might like to watch.
LEXI: Yeah… Douche bottles filled with pee. Douche bottle watergun fights.
RAY: You’re into pee?
LEXI: Oh yeah. In my personal life. I do some really fucked-up shit. I have a severe medical fetish. I have severe issues. I really like medical. That’s one of the few things that I can be submissive with. Oxygen masks, I.V.’s, getting off on a gurney… Speculums are hot… Fucking in an ambulance. Doctors & Nurses outfits. I can be very submissive in a medical setting.
RAY: Have you ever purposely faked an accident?
LEXI: No… Never faked going to the doctor. And going to the gynecologist isn’t fun, either. It doesn’t feel good. The whole medical thing for me is just being in that scenario. Being submissive and having them make you feel good during it. Not necessarily hurting you. It’s not like I want to go have medical procedures done.
RAY: So if a nurse were to strap you to a bed and suddenly start going down on you…
LEXI: Oh! That would be hot… Are we planning our next movie here?
RAY: Yes. Genital Hospital. You’re up for the lead.
LEXI: (Laughs) Oh my God! That’s awesome!
RAY: That sounds like an old 80′s porn, doesn’t it? Something Jamie Gillis would be in. Anyway, what do you do for fun?
LEXI: I’m a total beach girl. I like to ride my bike a lot. I love to cook. Part of the reason I stay with my roommates out here for free is that I cook for them. I live with Joey Ray and Mark Davis. It’s a fun little family. Joey and I fart on each other in bed.
RAY: Ugh… Girls don’t do that. So what’s down the road for you?
LEXI: I actually have a three-year-plan. I always have a plan to get out of where I am because I know I’m going to be sick of it after a couple years. Including marriage. You’ve got to have an exit. You know… Boyfriends. People you just slept with last night… You’ve always got to have a way out.
RAY: Which is why porn is perfect.
LEXI: Right! But I eventually want to open my own salon. Gonna buy another place in Florida, then sell my condo in South Beach and use that money to open it. Hair, nails, massage, facials…
RAY: Those Korean girls charge extra for facials.
LEXI: (Laughs) Not that kind of massage!
RAY: Anything else coming up?
LEXI: I just shot the Seven Deadly Sins for Nectar which will be out in December. I’m really excited about that. We’re working on my website lexibardot.com, which should be up soon. I just shot on Wendesday for Boxcover Productions. I’m shooting for Joe Gallant in December, doing a couple of features.
RAY: Going to AVN this year?
LEXI: Oh yes.
RAY: Will you be at a booth?
LEXI: I don’t think so… Nobody’s asked me yet.
RAY: Awww… It’s just like Prom, isn’t it?
LEXI: (Laughs) Yes! Totally… It’s so sad. “Nobody’s asked me to AVN! Boo-hoo…” (Laughs) But I’ve only been in the game for four months, so I’m relatively new. But next year, bitches. Watch out in ’07. They’ll be bangin’ down the door…