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AARALYN: Are you familiar with The Bang Bus?

RAY: I am.

AARALYN: Well, in the Bang Bus, these five guys drive around picking up cute little white girls, right?

RAY: Right.

AARALYN: I’m gonna drive around — cross country, in a van — picking up cute little black boys. Hence the title of the site, KoffeeandCream.com This is all copywritten, so don’t even consider stealing it… But it’s going to start-off in Seattle. Basically, I will be out for my morning coffee and find my first victim — A cute little black boy behind the counter. So I’m going to tell him that my name is Aaralyn Barra and ask him if he would like to be famous. Then I’m gonna fuck him, and at the end I’m gonna have him cum in a coffee cup. I’ll be like “extra foam, please…” And then I’m gonna drink it. And then from there, I’m gonna be going around to black-owned businesses and doing the same thing. It’s going to be an interracial site.

RAY: You don’t say.

AARALYN: I’ll have a bunch of cute little L.A. white girls on there too fucking some black dick. It’s gonna be like Spring Thomas, but I’m gonna take it to the next level. I’m going to have a lot of bukakke, a lot of anal, a lot of everything you can possibly think of. Anything that has or hasn’t been done yet, that’s considered “gross‚” I’m gonna do it.

RAY: Fantastic.

AARALYN: It’s going to be very impressive… I have a very clear picture of how I want it to be in my head right now. I have a lot of good people who know how to direct traffic to my site. I have a pretty successful Yahoo group. I had over 300 members in the first week. I can market my little ass off. I’m a very articulate person, so I have absolutely no problem with that. I’m really looking forward to it. In the meantime, I’m also trying to be the new golden girl of California.

RAY: How do you plan on making this happen?

AARALYN: Well… I come extremely highly-recommended. I’ve already done tons of website stuff, and although the 12 or so movies I’ve shot in L.A. haven’t been released yet, no one has anything but the best things to say about me. I’m very good friends with Jewel D’Nyle and her parents at Platinum X. My manager Marty is also extremely good friends with everybody at Evil Angel.

RAY: You’e from Philadelphia, right?

AARALYN: I am. Originally from Russia.

RAY: You look Russian.

AARALYN: Is that a good thing?

RAY: Yes. Very.

AARALYN: Well Russia is known for having some of the most beautiful people on the world… John Strong is actually Russian. I’m watching porn right now, by the way.

RAY: What are you watching?

AARALYN: Ghost Town. It’s one of the AVN-nominated Joe Gallant flicks. He’s another producer that I plan to be working extensively with. My first shoot with him is on Tuesday and he has very big plans for me.

RAY: You seem beyond your years.

AARALYN: Well, I’m a businesswoman first.

RAY: Are you in school now?

AARALYN: No. I actually have an Associate Degree in criminal justice. I plan to go back, but the thing with porn is — and some people may disagree with me — when you’re first starting-out, you really have to commit yourself to it. You have to be serious about it. So I left school to put myself on the right track. Once I make plenty of money, I’d like to go back to school at least part time. But I’m not leaving porn. I love porn! The only way I’m getting-out is if they’re physically tying me up and throwing me out of L.A. [laughs] I love porno. I can’t get enough of it. I was watching Tiffany Mynx when I was like 10 years old.

RAY: Oops.

AARALYN: [Laughs] Right?! When she was still blonde and didn’t have the boob-job yet.

RAY: Yeah… I remember that.

AARALYN: She was great. So, I love porn — I really do. This is the perfect career choice for me, and I plan to branch-out in a bunch of different mainstream areas with it. There is nothing else that I would rather do.

RAY: How did you first discover porn?

AARALYN: I introduced myself to porn. My family had one of those chips in our cable box, so we got The Spice Channel for free. I just remember tuning-in and being like “holy shit!”

RAY: And that was it.

AARALYN: Yes… And I‚Äôve loved porn ever since. I’m the type of person that will shoot porn all day on set, and then go home and masturbate thinking about it. Some people get high. Some people get drunk. I fuck. And if you do your research, sex has a lot of benefits. They’ve done plenty of studies on it. It reduces your chance of getting breast cancer if you’re a woman and prostate cancer if you’re a man. It extends your life and shit! It’s crazy.

RAY: What did you do before porn?

AARALYN: I had a job at Foot Locker. Which is ironic, because my first job in porn was a foot fetish model / dominatrix. So I was a foot fetish model with a shitty minimum wage job. [Laughs]

RAY: That’s cute.

AARALYN: I love shoes! I have a disgusting shoe obsession. Shoes and expensive lingerie. I will have no food or electricity in the house, but I will have $500 worth of brand-new lingerie. I’m a fanatic. I was just in New York today and I completely tapped-out my bank account.

RAY: Who do you enjoy working with?

AARALYN: Bobby Manilla is my favorite director. I did my first anal scene with him. Kylie Ireland is also fantastic. I love that woman.

RAY: Who would you like to with?

AARALYN: Justin Slayer, Brandon Iron, and T.T. Boy. As for the females, Courtney Cummz, Tiffany Rayne, and Franchezca Valentina – who is a brand-new, little fucking hottie and just coming-up like me.

RAY: Franchezca’s amazing. Do girls turn you on?

AARALYN: Well, I’m totally straight… There’s nothing really about girls that turns me on. I would work with these girls because they are absolutely fantastic performers. They are so hot that I would just completely feed off that.

RAY: Is there anybody that you would never work with?

AARALYN: No comment.

RAY: Hmmm… What really irks you about the industry?

AARALYN: There’s a certain camera angle that irks me. And that is, I sometimes want to see who the guy is who’s fucking the girl. I mean, pan up to his face at least a few times!

RAY: Ew… I have to disagree. As a guy, I want to imagine that it’s my dick in there. I don’t need to see some other dude’s ugly gruntin’ face when I’m trying to rub one out.

AARALYN: Well, I want to know who the guy is. Maybe show him before the scene at least. I might have a kinky little fetish for the guy and I want to know that it’s him. All I know is he’s got a big dick, and it’s great, and it’s fuckin’ the shit out of this girl. So who’s big dick is it?!

RAY: So you’re not a big fan of POV then?

AARALYN: I hate POV. I can’t stand POV. POV’s are just an excuse for directors to get blowjobs.

RAY: What about when the director is the talent. Like on California Pimp and Amateur Allure?

AARALYN: Yeah, I guess. But add POV to my irk list anyway. [Laughs]

RAY: What’s the wildest thing you’ve ever done in your personal life?

AARALYN: I fucked my boyfriend and his cousin at the same time. My boyfriend completely got off on that shit. He fucking loved every second of it. He was looking at me with these doll-eyes the whole time his cousin was fucking me in the ass. It was great!

RAY: In the ass?

AARALYN: Yep.

RAY: How old were you when this happened?

AARALYN: This was a few weeks ago. [Laughs]

RAY: I see… So you enjoy anal?

AARALYN: Yes I do.

RAY: How do you prepare for that?

AARALYN: Well, 5PM the night before you stop eating.

RAY: Ugh.

AARALYN: Then the next morning, you give yourself an enema. And then you take the same bottle and mix it with soap and water and give yourself like three or four more. My first anal scene ever was on camera with Billy Banks for a Bobby Manilla shoot. That was before I discovered I really liked it. I don’t take anything but a dick in my ass. I don’t like fingers. Fingers are very rough and it hurts me because I’m extremely tight and sensitive. You can put your tongue in my ass and your dick. That’s it.

RAY: No complaints here.

AARALYN: Oh by the way — I just had somebody cum all over my face while I’m doing this interview with you.

RAY: Er… Wha?

AARALYN: Yeah, just now… mmmmmm.

RAY: Who?!

AARALYN: He’s a black guy named Kappa Don. He’s talent. We were watching porn and I just had him pop on my face real quick. It’s good for your skin!

RAY: It’s good for this interview, too. How old were you when you first had sex?

AARALYN: Fourteen. It was with this douchebag that I was dating for a month who claimed that he was in love with me. He couldn’t even get it hard. I was trying to lose my virginity to this guy and he was having wood problems! It was so fucking pathetic. I mean you have something sitting there so beautiful and pure and you can’t get your dick hard?!

RAY: How old was he?

AARALYN: He was 18. He said he was on some sort of medication or something for allergies…

RAY: Hmmm… Pretty weak excuse. When I was 18, I had boners that could punch through a wall. Not much has changed… Do you ever try to romance the talent?

AARALYN: [Laughs] Yes… Sometimes. If somebody walks-in and I personally have been masturbating to their movies for quite some time, yes. I will be like “what’s up baby… Let me get your number… I want to take you out to dinner… and…” [Laughs]

RAY: Are you motivated primarily by exhibitionism?

AARALYN: No… I am motivated primarily by fame.

RAY: Before money?

AARALYN: Yes. I would rather be famous than rich. If you’re famous, you don’t really need money. People will always do favors for you.

RAY: Does your family know what you’re up to?

AARALYN: My mother does. My mother and father are divorced. My step-dad doesn’t know.

RAY: Do you think porn girls are different from other women?

AARALYN: Yes. They are. Although women can claim that sex is completely meaningless, lots of meaningless sex starts to eat at you after a while. That’s why a lot of girls in this industry develop drug problems. And the ones who don’t become very very sensitive and develop relationships off camera and become way too needy and whiny. It’s very hard to be a woman in porn for several reasons, one being that it’s hard to have tons and tons of meaningless sex. If you don’t have a great, strong relationship on the side, it can eventually eat you alive. I’ve seen it happen.

RAY: As have I. So what’s down the road for you?

AARALYN: When I have more experience, I would like to start producing. Depending on how well my website goes, I might eventually look into directing. But right now, I’m concentrating on step one: Become a really famous porn star.

RAY: What kind of music are you into?

AARALYN: Drum & bass.

RAY: Religion?

AARALYN: Confused.

RAY: Politcal affiliation?

AARALYN: Liberal. Can’t you tell?

RAY: You don’t seem the tight-ass Christian type. Well, maybe a tight-ass, but we’ve already covered that.

AARALYN: I’m actually a Christian too — I’m just not really sure which denomination.

RAY: What are you afraid of?

AARALYN: I’m scared somebody’s gonna kill me. I also have a weakness for men that talk a really good game… And for guys who are good dancers. I’m a dancer, too. When I go to a club and see a guy on the floor fucking shit up, I say “that’s mine… I’m gonna go over there, tie him down and take him home.” One of my aspirations is for a hip-hopper to see my videos and then see me at AVN one day and ask me to dance in their video. Because I really am a good dancer.

RAY: By “dancer” — You mean stripper…

AARALYN: No, I mean hip-hop. I’ve wanted to be in hip-hop videos for a very long time.

RAY: Any mainstream girls or boys that you wish would do porn?

AARALYN: Lloyd Banks. I heard he actually put out a porno but he wasn’t his own star. So if he ever decides to star in porn, I’d fuck the shit outta that boy. And Eminem. Eminem needs to make his own porno, too.

RAY: Do you have any sexual limitations?

AARALYN: I’ve got no limitations whatsoever. You want me to shit on your chest? I’ll do it.

RAY: For free?

AARALYN: Well, no… I don’t do privates, either. I had somebody hit me up one day when I was pretty broke so I was like “okay.” But then he kind of lowballed me and I said no. What do you think this is? Discount hookers-r-us? No frickin’ way.

RAY: Plus, don’t forget — There has to be a camera involved for you to exercise your First Amendment right to make art.

AARALYN: Exactly. And I’m gonna make my site as nasty as legally possible.

RAY: The black boys will love it. The white boys will get angry, but secretly love it.

AARALYN: You know what? Totally. The majority of people that purchase interracial porn are middle-aged white married men. These are the guys who take their wives and girlfriends to the clubs and totally get off on the idea of them getting fucked by big black dicks.

RAY: Sad but true.