Franchezca Valentina Interview
by Ray | December 29th, 2005“I don’t wanna lick your asshole, sweetheart… I might like asses and I’ll lick your ass. But I’m not gonna lick your asshole.”
RAY: When did you first discover sex?
FRANCHEZCA: When I was 17 years old and in school. I discovered that I liked to have sex with guys in the back of their cars. I would ditch class and get in my boyfriend’s car. He had a big Blazer, so you could fold-down the seat in back.
RAY: How many guys would you do this with?
FRANCHEZCA: Just him. Before porn I was a good girl… Now I just fuck random people! [Laughs]
RAY: Secretly everyone’s dream.
FRANCHEZCA: It is! Most people would do it in a minute. I wasn’t getting too much before porn, but now…
RAY: The good girl is gone.
FRANCHEZCA: No! I’m still a good girl! Just with a naughty twist…
RAY: I love that. How did you get into this business?
FRANCHEZCA: I was doing modeling, and I was on One Model Place. A guy friend of mine kind of put the idea in my head. He was like “I could get you a lot of money doing video work.” So he had a few agencies call me and they were whack. Then I put a little mark on One Model Place where it says “available for XXX work” and Malibu contacted me from Metro Talent and I’ve been with them ever since!
RAY: And how long have you been fucking on camera?
FRANCHEZCA: A couple of months. I’m on my 2nd AIM test.
RAY: Do you live in L.A.?
FRANCHEZCA: Yeah, I do now. I’m originally from Palm Springs. I sometimes go back to visit. The plan is to buy a house in Italy when I retire.
RAY: Your family lives in Palm Springs?
FRANCHEZCA: Yes.
RAY: Do they know about your career?
FRANCHEZCA: My mom wishes that I would do more mainstream acting instead of porn. She knows that if I had more patience I would be a really big model. She thinks that I could be doing other things. But I told her I like sex! [Laughs]
RAY: Dad’s not in the picture?
FRANCHEZCA: No.
RAY: Just curious.
FRANCHEZCA: Do people wonder about that?
RAY: They do.
FRANCHEZCA: I don’t know why they care. Aren’t most porn stars like “No, I don’t have a dad.” Isn’t that how it typically is?
RAY: Typically. Or the parents are divorced. I hope nothing tragic happened to your dad. I don’t want to kill the buzz here.
FRANCHEZCA: No. He’s just an asshole. That’s it.
RAY: How did you first break the news to your mom?
FRANCHEZCA: My brother showed her my pictures online. Of course it was the worst porn I’ve ever done! I mean, I look good in it, but the scene was boring. I was like “mom, I’ll show you a good one!” [Laughs]
RAY: What scene was it?
FRANCHEZCA: Big Tit Patrol. It’s really cheesy. You can hear the bed squeaking more than the people fucking. And I’m not a quiet girl! It sucked, but I think that site has gotten better.
[I meet Franchezca's assistant, Blake Blackwell.]
RAY: Blake Blackwell… That name is sort of a tongue-twister.
FRANCHEZCA: A tongue-twister?! [Laughs] Hmm…
RAY: What’s the most interesting thing you’ve done so far in porn?
FRANCHEZCA: I was in lingerie at a car wash and I totally took my clothes off and I changed into different lingerie — like outside at the car wash. There were people standing around and cars driving by! There were these guys coming out of the building with their little camera phones. It was crazy. I took a picture with them. They were all excited. Let’s see… What else. I sucked two dicks. That was kind of weird.
RAY: Weird?
FRANCHEZCA: Well, I’ve had threesomes, but I never tried sucking two guy’s dicks at once. I would think that one person sucking on one dick would be better than like two dicks trying to be sucked a the same time. Unless you had two girls mouths on the dicks…
RAY: It’s a fetish. And a highly suspect one at that.
FRANCHEZCA: Do you like it?
RAY: No. I’ve done it, and it was okay when it was my turn… But having to wait and watch the other dude get blown — That kills it for me.
FRANCHEZCA: What about if the two dicks are going in the mouth at the same time? And they’re touching each other?
RAY: Not my department.
FRANCHEZCA: [Laughs] No cock-on-cock action for you? You don’t swing that way?
RAY: Ugh. You girls love that shit. No… I’m so straight, it’s sad. I’m not into DP’s for the same reason.
FRANCHEZCA: I haven’t done DP. I don’t even do anal. I’ve never done anal in my personal life either. I’ve also never done a girl-girl.
RAY: Really?
FRANCHEZCA: Yeah. But I met this girl last night… She’s new talent. Very new. Her first scene is going to be tomorrow with me.
RAY: There’s always Aaralyn Barra.
FRANCHEZCA: She is so hot! At the Dark Angels party she wanted to take me home with her. Russians makes me all horny… I’m like “fuck girl! Speak Russian to me!” [Laughs]
RAY: Can she speak it?
FRANCHEZCA: Fuck yeah she can! You should hear when she gets drunk and starts talking to you… It’s like “fuck me now! Please!”
RAY: When I interviewed her on the phone, she had some dude come all over her face.
FRANCHEZCA: Really?!
RAY: Yeah, she’s like “hold on a minute…” and then I hear this ‘fapping’ sound.
FRANCHEZCA: And someone came on her face?! That’s hilarious!
RAY: Yep. Like it was no big deal. She gets back on the phone and tells me it’s good for the skin.
FRANCHEZCA: It is good for the skin! They should sell it in a bottle. “Cum in a Bottle! It does wonders for acne.”
BLAKE: Do you know how bad it would reek when you opened that bottle?
FRANCHEZCA: Well, I’m sure you could find something to put in it that would help take the smell away…
RAY: That’s one factory I don’t wanna be around.
FRANCHEZCA: Eww! [Laughs] Paying people to jack-off down at the sperm bank!
BLAKE: Sitting there all day long, milking men…
FRANCHEZCA: Just give them porn to watch. “Free porn!” That’s all you would have to say and people would come.
RAY: Literally… What’s been your favorite scene so far?
FRANCHEZCA: I guess it would be the one I shot for Platinum X with Brianna Love and John Strong. Hot little threesome, there.
RAY: Did you have fun with Brianna?
FRANCHEZCA: Oh yeah. She even licked my pussy a little. I don’t know if that was on or off camera that she did that. But she was way hot. We’re going to be doing a scene after the AVN’s together.
RAY: Who’s been your favorite co-star?
BLAKE: The Russians…
FRANCHEZCA: [Laughs] Yeah. John Strong. Billy Glide. James Deen. They’re all really cool. I’ve been fortunate enough to work with a bunch of cool guys in the business. They’ve all been pretty good to me.
RAY: What’s been your favorite company to work for?
FRANCHEZCA: I like working for Playboy because they’re all so fun.
RAY: And they have deep pockets.
FRANCHEZCA: [Laughs] What?
RAY: Their checks don’t bounce.
FRANCHEZCA: Yeah! Totally. That’s actually happened to me already.
RAY: I’m shocked. Which brings me to… Is there anyone that you would never work with again?
FRANCHEZCA: Well, I don’t know if I should really say anything about that.
RAY: You’re a smart girl. Dammit.
FRANCHEZCA: Yeah, it will probably come back to haunt, but there is this one company I will never work with again. The guy’s a fuckin’ shmuck. I was in a little schoolgirl outfit. It was so fucking hot, it was incredible. We were at the Hilton and he had the fucking nerve to open up the drawer and get out the Holy Bible and ask me to pose with it while I’m taking my ‘pretty girl’ stills. I’m like “um… no,” and he’s like “you have a problem with that?” I was like “uh, yeah I have a problem with that.” He’s like “why? Are you religious?” Which I’m not, but I’m also not out to offend people. Like “Hi… Here’s my twat and the Holy Bible.” I wanted to throw it at him. He was like totally not from this country or something.
BLAKE: He’s lucky I didn’t choke his ass. When I saw him do that I was like “dude… are you fucking kidding me?”
FRANCHEZCA: [Laughs] He was such a retard. Like after the shoot, I just wanted to get the fuck outta there. He was like “we could start an empire together!” Like all fuckin’ trying to use me and shit. I’m like “I’ll start my own empire sweetheart and you are not invited.”
RAY: Interesting. What’s something about you that most people wouldn’t expect?
BLAKE: She’s a very bubbly and honest person. She is not selfish and very easy to work with.
RAY: Most people wouldn’t expect that?
FRANCHEZCA: [Laughs] Probably not.
BLAKE: She’s also extremely tight.
RAY: With her money?
BLAKE: No. With her vagina.
FRANCHEZCA: My pussy’s tight!
BLAKE: Extremely tight.
RAY: You sound like a man of experience.
BLAKE: [holds up his hand] These two fingers had to struggle to get in in there.
FRANCHEZCA: He had to remove a sponge from my vagina one time. That was the first and only time he’s ever touched my pussy. He was all “your pussy is so tight!” [Laughs]
RAY: I love strange interviews.
FRANCHEZCA: So random, huh?
RAY: Yeah… Now when somebody researching birth control Googles “sponge” and “tight vagina”, they’ll find this interview. Then they’ll masturbate.
FRANCHEZCA: [Laughs] I love it!
RAY: I love your boots.
BLAKE: I love them too. I was wearing them at the same party you met her at.
FRANCHEZCA: We had the same shoes on. We were matching!
RAY: Oh yeah… That’s right.
BLAKE: You didn’t recognize me?
RAY: I do now… Sorry. I’m a big retard at parties.
BLAKE: I get drunk at parties. I broke the limo’s moon roof that night.
FRANCHEZCA: Yeah he did! They’re charging us $320 for that stupid piece of shit.
BLAKE: That night we asked them if I had to pay anything, and they were like “it’s cool,” and they didn’t say shit. But then this week we needed another limo for a party and they fuckin’ charged us and then sent us a bus instead.
FRANCHEZCA: Yeah! Like a fuckin’ big-ass charter bus.
RAY: Not a little yellow school bus?
FRANCHEZCA: I wish it was a little yellow school bus. That’d be hot.
RAY: Fuck yeah it would. A bunch of sexy girls climbing out… By the way, I’ve gotten a ton of love mail on you.
FRANCHEZCA: Love mail?
RAY: Yeah. After I posted those photos from the Naughty & Nice party. People were totally lovin’ on you — Wondering who you were…
FRANCHEZCA: Aww… Well, now they know!
RAY: Indeed. What really irks the fuck out of you?
FRANCHEZCA: When guys try to make me stick my tongue in their asshole. Like when I’m licking their balls and they’re like “lick my asshole!” I’m like “Ew! I don’t wanna lick your asshole, sweetheart. I’m not gay. I don’t like assholes. I might like asses and I’ll lick your ass… But I’m not gonna lick your asshole.”
BLAKE: I don’t like ass-licking. I really don’t.
FRANCHEZCA: Which is crazy, cuz he’s gay.
RAY: You’re gay?
BLAKE: Yeah. And I do gay porn. I’m always like “don’t lick my ass or I’ll punch you in the face.”
RAY: Interesting… What else bothers you about this business?
FRANCHEZCA: I hate cocky people. It’s always a turn-off when someone thinks their the shit and really they’re not.
RAY: Do you run into a lot of attitude on sets?
FRANCHEZCA: Oh yeah. Definitely. Most of the people I’ve worked with have been really cool to me. But there have been a couple that need to get the stick out of their ass. I had one guy — Who shall remain nameless — He was doing a threesome scene with me and this other girl. She and I were fine. We were taking the softcore stills and he was being all queeny. He’s all like “Hold on! Stop the music!” And then he asks us “Do you know who I am? I have two AVN Awards and I’ve been in the business for years. I know that means nothing to you girls because you’e new, but…” He then starts talking about a ‘kill fee’ because we weren’t sucking his dick during the softcore stills. It’s like bitch, please… get over it. The other girl and I were like “Oh, I’m sorry… We totally understand…” We tried to calm him down. He was going crazy!
RAY: I have a pretty good idea who you’re speaking of.
FRANCHEZCA: I’m sure you do!
RAY: Blonde?
FRANCHEZCA: Yes.
BLAKE: Sort of dirty brown/blonde.
FRANCHEZCA: Whatever. I try to forget shit like that. I treat it like just another day in the office.
BLAKE: What’s strange is that he gets limp fucking a girl this hot.
FRANCHEZCA: He would get limp fucking Carmen Electra.
BLAKE: It’s because he’s a fag.
RAY: [Laughs] Really? You honestly think he is?
BLAKE: Yeah… I really do.
RAY: Interesting. So Franchezca, what did you do before you got into adult?
FRANCHEZCA: Hair and makeup. I went to cosmetology school and got my license. Before that, in high school, I worked in an ice cream store. I worked at three different ones, actually. I get bored easily.
RAY: That is so fucking cute.
FRANCHEZCA: [Laughs] Are you picturing me serving you ice cream? Maybe a bananna split with a little whip cream on top?
RAY: Yes. In a little ‘ice cream girl’ outfit… Do you ever try to romance the talent?
FRANCHEZCA: Like making-out with them while I’m doing the scene?
RAY: Sure. Or maybe asking them out afterwards.
FRANCHEZCA: Well, I don’t do that now… But in the beginning, yeah… Guilty as charged. When I was really new — Like my first week — I would be like “Hmm… That was a good fuck. Let’s go fuck again!” [Laughs]
RAY: Who was the lucky guy?
FRANCHEZCA: [Laughs] That’s for him to know!
RAY: How many days a week do you work?
FRANCHEZCA: Four or five. Not all of them are boy/girl, tho. Sometimes I just model.
RAY: What motivates you? Exhibitionism?
FRANCHEZCA: Yes.
RAY: Before money?
FRANCHEZCA: Yes, definitely.
RAY: I would imagine the sexual opportunities are a plus…
FRANCHEZCA: Fuck yeah! Half the shit I do in porn I’ve never done in my private life. In porn you can be all kinky and make some good money doing it.
RAY: Do you think the girls of porn are different from other women?
FRANCHEZCA: Yeah, definitely. They are more open-minded. I was at a club last night and a lot of the girls who weren’t in porn were totally hating. I was wearing nothing but a candy necklace bra and panty set.
BLAKE: It was amazing.
FRANCHEZCA: It won me a contest! But the other girls there were totally hating on me. I’d get on the dance floor and you would see 20 girls leave.
RAY: Would the people you knew in high school be surprised to learn you were doing porn?
FRANCHEZCA: Well… Probably not the people who really knew me. They wouldn’t be surprised because they know how I am. I was always the one mooning everybody and flashing my tits. I was just a really crazy, down-for-anything type of girl.
RAY: Is porn just a phase? Or do you have a long-term goal?
FRANCHEZCA: I’m just doing porn because it’s a lot of fun. I don’t have any real long-term goals with it. I’m meeting a lot of cool people, I’m making money, and I’m getting myself established for the rest of my life.
RAY: I love a girl with a plan.
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