Aaralyn Barra & Franchezca Valentina Interview
by Ray | February 15th, 2006AARALYN: Hey Ray… I have a bone to pick with you.
RAY: Ugh… What now?
AARALYN: Okay… First of all, there have been a lot of haters lately. I would like to say – for the record – that I am not “cocky!” I’m just confident in myself, as every girl in porn should be. Cocky basically means you think you’re better than everybody. I don’t think that. I think I’m just as good. The last interview was about things that I planned to do with my career and things that I believe in. I’m just not really happy that people took it as me being this cocky, snobby bitch. That’s not me at all! Somebody actually came up to me and said “that was an interview that Jenna Jameson could have given.” By no means do I ever plan to be Jenna Jameson. If I’m just one step below her that’s fucking good enough. She is absolutely incredible. I give credit for all my motivation in this business to her. I just hope that people will stop talking shit!
RAY: I guess it’s partially my fault for just letting you roll. When comments are transcribed they don’t always come across the way they’re intended.
AARALYN: It’s not your fault at all. And yes — The problem with interviews online is that you can’t always read the emotional expression of the person. It’s like trying to be sarcastic using [AOL Instant Messenger]. It’s pretty much impossible. Certain people took a look at the interview and posted sarcastic comments about me. I really wasn’t trying to come-off as sounding cocky and I’m not that way at all! [Laughs] I wish you did video interviews.
RAY: That would be interesting.
AARALYN: I fucking love Franchezca Valentina, by the way. Did you see her around here?
RAY: I think someone saw her over by the bar.
AARALYN: You don’t understand, you have to work something out! I want to fuck this girl so bad!
RAY: I believe she said the same thing about you.
AARALYN: That does it. We need to bring her in for the rest of this interview.
[Aaralyn grabs me by the hand and leads me on a hunt. We find Franchezca drinking with Jimmy Lifestyles. Aaralyn grabs us both and drags us through the crowd. Not an easy feat, considering how crowded the place is. I spill the drinks of several angry people as I am whisked back to where we started.]
RAY: Okay, so who did you find?
AARALYN: Franchezca Valentina!
FRANCHEZCA: Fuck yeah, I’m so glad you found me! Thank god. Can I kiss you?
AARALYN: Yes…
[They make out]
AARALYN: You are absolutely my favorite girl…
FRANCHEZCA: You’re so hot.
AARALYN: I love you so much!
FRANCHEZCA: You’re hot too, Ray…
RAY: Thanks… Nice boots.
FRANCHEZCA: You love my boots, don’t you?
RAY: Yes…
AARALYN: She’s so industrial and gothic. It’s the hottest thing ever.
RAY: She’s a fucking chameleon.
FRANCHEZCA: Did you go to the awards?
AARALYN: Yeah.
FRANCHEZCA: Did you get nominated?
AARALYN: No. Ray, is Franchezca not the hottest fucking girl you’ve ever met? [Laughs] The thing is, she doesn’t really like girls and I don’t really like girls, but she loves me and I love her.
FRANCHEZCA: Exactly… It’s beautiful.
RAY: It just somehow works.
BOTH: It works! [Laughs]
AARALYN: It really does…
RAY: And will you both be sweeping the AVNs next year?
AARALYN: Well… We both just got into the business…
FRANCHEZCA:… But we hope to be sweeping the AVNs next year.
AARALYN: We have big hopes!
FRANCHEZCA: Best new starlets!
AARALYN: But I don’t ever plan on being a contract girl since I’m probably too fat and don’t have breast implants…
FRANCHEZCA: Wait wait! Shut the fuck up… You are not fat. No way!
RAY: Do you really want me to print that?
AARALYN: No… Leave that part out.
RAY: Okay.
FRANCHEZCA: I will lick every part of your body, just to prove to you that you are not fat.
AARALYN: I can’t believe Joe Gallant didn’t win something. I think he’s absolutely brilliant. Kimberly Kane is fucking amazing and she didn’t win! Kimberly Kane fucking rocks girl/girl! She fucking rocks it and she didn’t win…
FRANCHEZCA: Ray! I read the interview you did with me and I fucking laughed so hard! I remember doing it but I don’t really remember every word…
AARALYN: I remember it! You said ‘Aaralyn Barra is fucking hot!’
FRANCHEZCA: Of course I did girl…
AARALYN: And that you love Russians, too… You know John Strong is meeting me at the party.
FRANCHEZCA: Dude! You and John Strong together are like my fucking dream!
AARALYN: Do you want to take him home? Because he would so do it!
FRANCHEZCA: You and I? And him?
AARALYN: Yeah.
FRANCHEZCA: Seriously?
AARALYN: Seriously.
FRANCHEZCA: Seriously?!
AARALYN: [Laughs] Seriously!!
FRANCHEZCA: [Screams]
RAY: Can I watch?
FRANCHEZCA: I am so fucking excited!
AARALYN: I will call him right now… Hold that thought.
JIMMY LIFESTYLES: I guess if John Strong’s the dream, then I’m the nightmare…
RAY: I’m with you. Just when things get exciting, they suddenly want someone else…
AARALYN: Yeah! John Strong who won the fucking AVNs!
FRANCHEZCA: Do you want to join us?
RAY: I just want to watch.
FRANCHEZCA: Bullshit. You want to eat me… You want to lick my pussy and make me cream all in your mouth…
AARALYN: I do! [On phone] Hi… I don’t know what you’re doing later but me and my girlfriend Franchezca want to take you back to my house and fuck your brains out. Yeah, I’m at the circle bar… But I’m not kidding. I want to fuck you with my girl Franchezca. Is that okay? Okay… [Hangs-up] John’s good. We’re about to go party in my three-bedroom house that I have rented.
RAY: Did I mention that I’d like to watch?
AARALYN: I should have you film it.
RAY: I’ll take a few photos for posterity.
AARALYN: For publicity!
FRANCHEZCA: Hey Ray, this is my camera… Will you take a photo of me and Aaralyn?
[They start to kiss again]
JIMMY: You guys aren’t on the clock right now… Do you realize that?
RAY: It’s so much hotter when it’s real.
FRANCHEZCA: [Laughs] Did your dick just get hard?
RAY: Ya think?
FRANCHEZCA: What’s up with the suit? Did you go to the awards?
RAY: I always wear a suit… Well, usually. But no, I didn’t go to the awards.
FRANCHEZCA: Why not?
RAY: I was at Beauty Bar, hanging with the cool kids.
[Aaralyn & Franchezca start to make out again -- this time with more intensity. Nearby civilians are starting to take notice...]
RAY: So Jimmy, have you ever been to jail in Vegas?
JIMMY: No… What’s it like?
RAY: I don’t know and I don’t want to find out.
JIMMY: Come on, kids… Let’s go.
AARALYN: Ray, your friend Mike keeps looking at me. [Laughs] Does he think I’m hot?!
RAY: Don’t get cocky.
