Vanessa Lynn Interviewby Ray | May 13th, 2006
“I like vaginas. I like licking them. Especailly Hailey Young’s.”
RAY: So you’re doing Hailey Young’s laundry?
VANNESSA: Yeah. I’m her little bitch.
RAY: That’s kind of hot.
RAY: You know, the name ‘Lynn’ is porn royalty. Some of the biggest porn stars of all time had that name.
VANNESSA: Yeah? I dunno. Somebody told me to pick a name and I thought ‘Vanessa’ had a nice ring to it. And then ‘Lynn’ sort of clicked so I went with that.
VANNESSA: About eight months. I don’t remember. I was a stripper for a year and I was sick of stripping. I don’t like begging for my money. It’s degrading. I wasn’t making money because I would just sit at the bar and do nothing.
RAY: My pants are too long.
VANNESSA: Do you want me to hem them? I want to be a fashion designer. I want to have my own clothing line. You can make a lot of money doing that. I have lots of cool ideas.
RAY: Ideas for slutty clothes?
VANNESSA: Yeah. Like cool, kick ass clothes to sell at malls and stuff. For ‘wannabe sluts’, ya know? There are a bunch of lingerie stores that sell stuff like that, but I want a store that will sell strictly my designs and nobody else’s. I have some friends who do it and they enjoy it. But mine’s gonna be bigger and better than their’s. I have nothing else that I want to do besides this. Within two years, I will be a household name. Do you know how long it’s taking me to put away this laundry? I usually don’t fold this badly. [Laughs] I’m distracted…
RAY: Am I distracting you?
RAY: You’re smiling… Am I distracting you in a good way?
RAY: Where are you from?
VANNESSA: Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
RAY: Party town.
VANNESSA: Yeah, it’s great. My favorite city. I went to a lot of hotel parties there when I was younger, like in high school.
RAY: Ever fucked a guy in a pick-up truck?
VANNESSA: No comment! [Laughs]
RAY: What are you reading Hailey?
HAILEY: Gram’s site. It always takes me a couple reads to understand what he’s saying.
VANNESSA: I wanna watch TV. Something 80s. When I was a kid, Married with Children and Beavis & Butthead were the most restricted TV shows. I wasn’t allowed to watch MTV or sitcoms at all. I was Christian. Southern Baptist. And I was home-schooled.
RAY: Well, lucky for that. Otherwise you could’ve ended-up a stoner or a porn star or something…
VANNESSA: [Laughs] Right? Showin’ my boobs!
VANNESSA: Showin’ my boobs!
HAILEY: Why? What’s on your boobs?
RAY: Hailey’s stoned.
VANNESSA: Yeah. My Christian, all-girl, Southern Baptist boarding school really helped. I have a lot of resentment.
RAY: How did your family react to your porn career?
VANNESSA: My cousins and my brothers and sisters know. Well, except for my youngest brother who’s 11. But my mother doesn’t know. She found out I was stripping and made a comment to me. She danced around me like a stripper and said something really fucking stupid that I choose to block out of my mind.
RAY: Was your mom mocking you?
VANNESSA: Yeah. Totally. It was so fucking rude.
RAY: Was she saying “Ooh! Look at me! I’m a hoochie!”
VANNESSA: Yeah! How’d you know that?
RAY: Just guessing how one would mock a stripper.
VANNESSA: Yeah… I used to dress really down to go to my mother’s house. I used to take out my piercings and stuff. Even after I moved-out. But I was under 18, so we fought a lot. She didn’t like what I was doing. So she’d make me come back home. I always hid everything from her. I don’t know where I’m going with this story… I don’t want to go into a whole family thing here… But one of my sisters is totally cool with it, but another is always saying she doesn’t want me doing it. She’ll tell me I’m getting too crazy. I’m like, but I was crazy before! Then the next day she’ll call me and say she’s jealous of me. I dunno. She has some issues.
RAY: What does your mom think you’re doing out here?
VANNESSA: My mother and my grandparents think I’m just “modeling”. I don’t know what to say when they ask questions. I just tell them I model clothing… Not really sure what for. I can’t think of it yet. I don’t try to hide too much, but whatever. [Laughs] So what’s up with you?
RAY: I’m feeling wasted all of a sudden…
VANNESSA: [Laughs] You’re buzzed?
HAILEY: Yeah! Contact high!
RAY: Must be good weed.
VANNESSA: Yeah, it’s really good. They call it “kush” or something. I’ve never heard of it until I got to California. They call it “krypto” back in Florida.
RAY: Like Kryptonite?
VANNESSA: “I’ll be on that Kryptonite…” [Laughs] I love that song.
RAY: I guess that’s why I’m suddenly starving.
HAILEY: [Laughs] Yeah.
VANNESSA: I’m craving a fuckin’ burger. It’s called the the midnight munchies, dude.
RAY: That’s not good for my girlish figure… And by that, I mean a girl who has an eating disorder.
HAILEY: [Laughs] I may have to smoke a more and get you really high… Then you’re not gonna be able to drive home and we can molest you…
VANNESSA: Ooh yeah! Let’s smoke some weed and blow it in his face.
RAY: Don’t you have to get up early?
HAILEY: Yeah… I’m going to see Holly Randall tomorrow.
VANNESSA: But we’re still gonna get you stoned!
RAY: That smells pretty good, actually.
HAILEY: Let’s give Ray a contact high and turn off the lights so we can molest him!
VANNESSA: My legs are smooth tonight…
RAY: Did somebody cum on them?
VANNESSA: No but I shaved them…
RAY: By the way… Thank you for those DVDs, Hailey. You’re going to make some soldiers very happy.
[Hailey blows smoke in my face...]
RAY: So Vanessa… What did you do… before… porn?
HAILEY: [Laughs] Want me to read the questions for you?
VANNESSA: I worked at the HUSTLER store. I also bussed tables. I was a busboy, but a girl… Ya know? I was a hostess. And I worked at a bagel place and restaurants and such. Then I became a stripper.
RAY: What are your current projects?
VANNESSA: I dunno… Friday I’m hosting at this thing for PLAYBOY. I think people call in and say shit like “I want to see you suck his dick” and then I suck some guy’s dick.
RAY: For PLAYBOY?
VANNESSA: I guess so… I’ve never heard of it before. But I guess if it’s PLAYBOY, it’s okay… Right?
RAY: I didn’t think PLAYBOY believed in blowjobs.
VANNESSA: Who cares.
RAY: Not me.
VANNESSA: That picture of the soldier on your site is so sad!
RAY: Well… That’s not actually the dude who wrote me. I just found that photo on the web and I figured it looked like a guy who wished he had some porn.
VANNESSA: Yup… Wishing he could be hard right now. Cuz all he’s got to look at are Iraqi bitches.
RAY: Girls in burkas are hot.
HAILEY: [Laughs] Dude I dunno how you’re gonna put this interview on your site.
RAY: It won’t be easy.
VANNESSA: [Laughs] Do you need a drink?
HAILEY: For the record, Ray is sitting here in the dark with Hailey Young and Vanessa Lynn. And he’s stoned.
RAY: True dat. Vanessa, how did you get into porn?
VANNESSA: I started hanging-out with this girl I knew at the strip club. She started talking about this guy who pays money to, you know… film sex and stuff. I was like “yeah, that sounds good… I’ll do it with you.” So me and her and her boyfriend made a little movie together. And then after that, I did it a couple times with him and then he gave me the contact information for Frank at BadAss Models.
HAILEY: Thanks to me.
VANNESSA: I heard good things about him.
RAY: Were you a wild girl growing up?
VANNESSA: No… I used to masturbate with my stuffed animals, tho.
RAY: That sounds painful.
VANNESSA: No! [Laughs] I mean I would hug them. I had really big stuffed animals. And I would hug them and I would get horny. That’s when I first started masturbating. Up in the bunk bed, man. I started masturbating when I was 12. And then in the boarding school was when I started squirting.
RAY: You’re a squirter?
VANNESSA: Yeah… But only when it’s really good.
RAY: What type of men are you attracted to?
VANNESSA: Dark & mysterious, tall, handsome men… I like any guy, mostly.
RAY: Anything with a penis, then? No vagina?
VANNESSA: No… I like vaginas. I like licking them. Especailly Hailey Young’s.
RAY: Do you like hairy ones?
VANNESSA: Eww, no! I don’t like hairy pussy at all. I’ve never really had to deal with it. But I don’t like the look of it.
RAY: So if you got booked for Dirty Hairy Pants Volume 6 you wouldn’t show up?
VANNESSA: I don’t really get told the names before I go.
RAY: Ever been on a casting couch?
VANNESSA: Yeah. I just layed there and looked really good… All bent over. [Lauhgs]
RAY: Have you ever fucked talent off the clock?
VANNESSA: I tried once with this one boy. He was dark and handsome and really cute, but he didn’t speak much english. It was Valentine’s day. His dick was small and mostly limp, but I didn’t care.
RAY: Like mine.
VANNESSA: Your dick is limp?
VANNESSA: You’re making me blush… [Laughs] My cheeks are getting red.
RAY: Is this too embarassing for you?
VANNESSA: No. We can talk about your cock.
HAILEY: Good… It’s making me horny.
VANNESSA: Uh-oh. This is getting interesting… It’s getting me wet.
HAILEY: You probably pissed yourself! [Laughs]
RAY: [Laughs] Okay this is getting stupid… I think I have enough.
HAILEY: Does the light hurt your eyes?
RAY: I’m falling asleep. We’ll have to finish this another time.
VANNESSA: C’mon… What else do you got, dude? Give it to me.
HAILEY: [Laughs] You’re kinda slurring your words.
RAY: Are you motivated by exhibitionism?
VANNESSA: This is what we do… We get high and watch the TV on mute. There is some fuckin’ weird shit on in the middle of the night. Change the channel… This shit is distracting.
RAY: Isn’t that the principal from Ferris Beuller?
VANNESSA: Is it?
RAY: Didn’t he get busted for kiddie porn or someshit…?
HAILEY: So answer the question!
VANNESSA: Yeah. I like being watched. I like having sex in front of people. It’s fun. You watched us do that the other night, in fact. Remember?
VANNESSA: At the LittleMutt party.
HAILEY: Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.
VANNESSA: I didn’t. It was cool.
RAY: What gets you hot?
VANNESSA: When Ray’s sitting on the couch next to me, getting stoned.
HAILEY: Ray’s afraid of my little seven-pound dog, everyone.
RAY: I can’t help it. That dog is evil.
VANNESSA: I like to get choked.
VANNESSA: Well, duh. Not in a ‘kill me’ sorta way.
RAY: Okay then, smart alec.
VANNESSA: [Laughs] I haven’t heard somebody say that in a long time!
RAY: It’s an old-timey phrase. Do you ever worry somebody will take the choking too far?
VANNESSA: No… I try to stay away from the weirdos.
RAY: Everybody in this industry is a weirdo.
VANNESSA: I can’t see your eyes.
VANNESSA: I wanna see them!
HAILEY: [Laughs] This is seriously the most I’ve ever laughed in a really long time…
RAY: This is hopeless.
VANNESSA: But it’s not interesting! Let’s make it interesting.
RAY: Okay. So, choked as in — ?
HAILEY: Like when she’s getting fucked really hard.
VANNESSA: And when a guy is making-out with me… And pulling my hair.
RAY: Choking with their hands, right — Not their dicks?
HAILEY: Oooh… I like that too!
VANNESSA: Yeah! I like to hang my head over the side of a bed and get fucked in the throat.
VANNESSA: I dunno. It’s just fun.
HAILEY: I just shot a scene for Coffee Ron’s Slap Happy. I got beat-up. It was pretty rough, I loved it.
RAY: Did he stick you in the dumpster?
HAILEY: No. But I saw it.
VANNESSA: Oh my god… I’m so glad I didn’t go. I can’t handle that shit.
RAY: How do you like to fuck?
VANNESSA: I like to leave my mark.
RAY: Like bite marks?
VANNESSA: No… I don’t leave marks, literally. I mean in the head. I’ve done some kinky shit. Like for instance — My sister’s a lesbian. Her first and only boyfriend ever was when I was 16 and I had just come back from the boarding school. And one night I got drunk. He had been wanting to sleep with me for a while even though he’s my sister’s boyfriend. He’d flirt with me and I was 16 and kind of dumb. I wasn’t thinking at all. My sister is a very big ‘pleaser’ to men. That’s why she doesn’t like dating them because they tend to have mean qualities. Anyway, we had sex together, and she was right in the same bed with me. Then he had sex with her. He switched condoms a whole bunch of times. We had like 12 condoms. He would fuck her and cum and then fuck me and cum. I gave him a blowjob with a flavored condom on. It was cherry. He came a lot.
RAY: How old was he?
VANNESSA: He’s 25 now, so I guess 22 at the time. Hey, I got some Snoop Dogg in the CD player. We can set the mood.
HAILEY: I got some Britney Spears…
RAY: I’m shocked.
VANNESSA: What do you listen to?
RAY: Death metal.
VANNESSA: Are you for real?! That’s so cool.
HAILEY: You didn’t see his picture when he had long hair?
VANNESSA: I did… But he looked more like a…
RAY: … A scumbag?
HAILEY: [Laughs] I think you looked hot.
VANNESSA: I did too. It was hot. It looked sexy. I like long hair.
RAY: Hailey’s got an evil look in her eye…
VANNESSA: She is evil.
[Hailey laughs, blows smoke in my face]
RAY: She’s really trying to get me wasted.
VANNESSA: It’s working…