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TRISHA: I have a little fan club going on. My mom said it was fucking great because she wanted to do it when she was my age. She danced and she would have done adult movies. My dad just said to be careful. The rest of my family doesn’t know. Most of my friends are all ‘rock on!’ although some told me not to do it. But you know, hey… Gotta make that money, right? My ex found out about what I was doing. He thought I was just going to Texas to see my mom. But the little fucker cracked into my email and found something that my agent and I had written to each other. Then he went on Google and typed in Trisha Rey and finds an interview I did where I was laughing and saying ‘my boyfriend doesn’t know I’m out here…’ I told the guy interviewing me that my boyfriend was a carpet cleaner and he said ‘I think he’s gonna shit a carpet when he reads this.’ [Laughs] I still haven’t lived that down!

RAY: Were you a troublemaker growing up?

TRISHA: No, not at all. I’ve never been arrested. I’ve only gotten two tickets in my life. I’m a good girl. I never gotten in trouble. But good girls are just bad girls that never got caught — And I can definitely be naughty…

RAY: Tell me something naughty.

TRISHA: I once had sex on the 50 yard line of a football field. I won’t say where. You never know, it could come back to haunt me. My old teachers, principals, or people that are jealous could find this!

RAY: On Google, for instance.

TRISHA: That’s right! Let’s not go there… I also once got fucked in an alley in view of passing cars. It was on top of a car. We were at a party and we kept taking a break and going out back to fuck. I was feeling frisky. Someday I want to do it in an elevator.

RAY: Are you into girls?

TRISHA: Oh yeah. I was with a girl for two and a half years. From age 15 to almost 18, we were exclusive — supposedly. I still had my cock on the side, but she wasn’t aware.

RAY: Who’d you have on the side?

TRISHA: Whoever I wanted. You only live once. Girls are psycho, tho. I’ll never be in another relationship with one. I’ll fuck around with them, but chicks are impossible together.

RAY: Aren’t you living with Lisa Marie?

TRISHA: Yeah, but we’re not that way. We’re just roommates.

RAY: How has porn affected your life?

TRISHA: Positively. There’s not much to do in Oklahoma. There are a lot more opportunities out here. I can make money here and save responsibly. Girls need to learn that — They should make their money and have something to show for it. It makes me so mad when they don’t.

RAY: True. Anything you don’t like about porn?

TRISHA: I hate it when a guy can’t stay hard and he has to be fluffed. It’s usually because he fucked around the night before and he can’t keep it up. So how is that my fault? I’m hot, so it can’t be that! [Laughs] Well… Maybe. But seriously guys need to make sure their shit works. I had to wait 45 minutes on a dude the other day. I had my makeup done and everything. I just had to sit there and wait. And after all that, the guy still couldn’t stay hard.

RAY: What do you hope to ultimately do in porn?

TRISHA: For now, just get my name known. I want to be able to walk down the street one day and have people say “hey — You’re Trisha Rey.” But whatever happens happens. Just taking it day by day. But so far I’m enjoying it.

RAY: What do you enjoy, sexually?

TRISHA: I like foreplay a lot… I like to get licked and fingered at the same time. But I’d rather just fuck… Ass-up, preferably. That’s how the cock gets in there all the way. If only my vagina could talk!

RAY: What would it say?

TRISHA: More! More! Harder… Softer… To the left… [Laughs] But I don’t enjoy Anal. Not even in my personal life.

RAY: What kind of men are you attracted to?

TRISHA: Fuckin’ hot ass men. Tattoos and piercings. I love guys like that.

RAY: Are your on-screen orgasms authentic?

TRISHA: Sometimes, yes. If I have a physical attraction, then usually. Sometimes it really comes as a surprise. I distinctly remember getting off with Jack Lawrence. He’s a good pussy-licker.

RAY: Has Lisa Marie ever given you her shocker?

TRISHA: [Laughs] No. I haven’t experienced Lisa Marie’s shocker yet…

RAY: Never had a finger in your butt?

TRISHA: Occasionally. In my personal life.

RAY: Ever had a threeway?

TRISHA: Fuck yeah, dude. Are you crazy?

RAY: Four way?

TRISHA: Yes.

RAY: Five way?

TRISHA: No… The most was two girls and two guys. It was recently. And yes, Lisa Marie was the other girl. I better not get in trouble for this.

RAY: Like she’d give a fuck.

TRISHA: True. But I’m not saying who the two guys were.

RAY: Were they famous?

TRISHA: No names. This was three months ago.

RAY: Where did it happen?

TRISHA: At a house… Somewhere… It just sort of came up. Someone suggested it and we were feeling it… So we went for it.

RAY: Does Lisa Marie eat pussy well?

TRISHA: No comment… [Laughs] Of course! She’s awesome.

RAY: Do you masturbate a lot?

TRISHA: Yes. Toys… Fingers… Both. Whatever I’m feeling at the time. When I have my lights down, my candles goin’, and my vibrator kickin’ — It’s on. I have one of those two-sided toys — The little bullet that vibrates and the dick with the beads in it. Three different speeds on both controls. I love it! I use that if I’m in bed. Sometimes I do it in the shower or the tub. When I was younger I would hump a pillow. I’m sure your readers will want to masturbate when they read all this.

RAY: Does that bother you?

TRISHA: No way! Soft. Hard. Lotion. KY. Spit… Just get it done!