Kimber Dean Interview
by Ray | October 8th, 2008
RAY: Are you new to porn?
KIMBER: I’ve dabbled in the past, but this is my first full-time effort.
RAY: Where are you from?
KIMBER: Most recently, Oahu, Hawaii.
RAY: The Gathering Place. What were doing out there?
KIMBER: I was working at a peep-show. Basically, it was a booth with a pane of glass between the girl and the customer. The customer deposits his money, the screen lifts, and the girl performs whatever fantasy the customer wants.
RAY: Anything?
KIMBER: Within reason. I had regulars, so I would use costumes. Sometimes I’d be a schoolgirl, or a secretary, or a firefighter. It was pretty hot. I’d do a little masturbation and the guys would jerk-off while watching me.
RAY: I would hope so.
KIMBER: Some actually didn’t. Those were usually undercover cops.
RAY: What the hell did they want?
KIMBER: They were there to entrap the girls. They were easy to spot because they would never play with themselves and would always ask the girls to fuck or blow them. I caught-on the first day.
RAY: How old are you?
KIMBER: I’m 30.
RAY: Hold any other jobs besides the peep show?
KIMBER: Actually, I run two companies. One provides ’sexy maids.’ It’s basically girls in bikinis who come to your house. They do basic cleaning. They do massages as well. The client can choose the service he wants. If the client wants us to clean fully nude, that’s extra. However, the client is not allowed to touch us. If they want to touch themselves, that’s fine. The company is currently based in Hawaii, but I’m trying to get it going out here in Los Angeles. There’s no website at the moment, but if people want any of those services, they can contact me directly at MySpace.com/kimberdean. I also run KalukisKreations.com which is custom clothing.
RAY: How tall are you?
KIMBER: I’m 5′4″. My measurements are 38DDD-34-38.
RAY: You have big boobies.
KIMBER: And they’re all-natural.
RAY: So why porn? What attracts you to it?
KIMBER: I love sex. Who doesn’t?
RAY: What kind of sex do you enjoy?
KIMBER: I’m actually a very submissive person. I’m in control of so many aspects of my personal life, that I really need others to take control of me sexually. I do bondage and S&M. I like being tied-up and played with. In Hawaii, we have these underground bondage parties. I’m what’s known as a “light bottom.” Meaning — if you smack me around, I bruise easily.
RAY: Ever have sex in public?
KIMBER: Yes, in a mall parking lot. I got fucked in a car with tinted windows. I got off mostly on the fact that we could have been caught at any moment.
RAY: What were you like growing up?
KIMBER: I was a rebellious tomboy. I had a father in the military. I rebelled against him. My family moved around a lot.
RAY: Did moving around have a sociopathic affect on you?
KIMBER: I don’t think so. I liked moving around. I get bored very easily. I like to meet new and interesting people. Eventually, I ended-up marrying somebody in the army, so I started moving around again. But I do have some long-term friends. If you’re a friend of mine and you earn my trust, then you’re a friend for life. You’re family to me.
RAY: Is there anything you won’t do on camera?
KIMBER: I’m pretty open. I haven’t done DP — or double anything, really. But everything else is fair game.
RAY: Anal?
KIMBER: I do anal, yes.
RAY: Do you like girls?
KIMBER: Yes!
RAY: Your eyes lit-up.
KIMBER: [Laughs] Did they? I love girls.
RAY: Me too.
KIMBER: My main thing is oral sex. Giving somebody head — whether it’s a girl or a guy — That gets me super-wet. I love pleasing another person. I’ve had orgasms while giving head. Especially if the other person orders me to cum — I will actually do it. I had a master for two years. They were going to feature us on Jerry Springer in an episode about “unusual jobs”, but my master’s wife got sick so we weren’t able to make it.
RAY: Interesting. What was your first sexual experience?
KIMBER: I remember looking at a PLAYBOY with a guy I knew from school. I was telling him that I was going to be in porn magazines one day. One thing lead to another, and we had sex.
RAY: Did he order you around?
KIMBER: [Laughs] Yeah, he pulled my hair and called me his bitch.
RAY: Do you enjoy rough talk?
KIMBER: I don’t like to be called a ‘cunt’ or a ‘whore’. But I’m cool with anything else.
RAY: ‘Whore’ is bad?
KIMBER: It turns me off. Probably because of my ex-husband. He would always call me a whore. I would go dance at the strip-bar and when I’d come home, he would accuse me of being a whore and sleeping-around. Which I never did. I would just go to work and come back home.
RAY: So you’ve worked as a stripper… A naked maid… A massage-therapist… A peep-show girl… Any other naughty jobs?
KIMBER: I did try working at one of the legal brothels in Nevada. I’m not going to say which one, but a girlfriend of mine recommended I give it a try. This story should serve as a warning to any girls who might be reading this. So, my girlfriend and I went. The round-trip plane ticket for both of us was $1,300. We stayed there for 10 days, which is the minimum requirement. Even if you don’t work, you have to pay the brothel $40 a night for the room. That includes room & board, food, the gym, and the tanning bed. You’re not really allowed to go anywhere unless you have somebody with you. It sort of made us feel like we were in prison. We had to do phone sex if we didn’t have anything else going on. We were told were were going to make a certain amount of money, but all the money we made basically paid for that ten days of rent. So we came back with pretty much nothing. So the bottom line is, don’t bother working at a brothel. You’ve got between 5-20 girls fighting over 1 customer. The guy has to choose, and what if you don’t get chosen all week? You go home with nothing. Most of the girls who work at brothels are getting shafted, unless you’re one of the older ladies who have been there forever and you have your regulars. The other girls, I had a feeling, were mostly just there to get away from home. They treated it like a vacation.
RAY: What do customers pay at those brothels?
KIMBER: It depends on the session and the girl. Around $250 for head, and it goes up from there. But if the guy took a limo or a taxi from Vegas, the driver gets 30% of that. And whatever else is left, the brothel takes half of that.
RAY: And you still have to pay the $40 per day?
KIMBER: Yeah. It was a horrible experience. What sucks is it’s the only form of legal prostitution. The only positive thing is that they give you a really nice bedroom and there’s an awesome cook there. The gym is nice too. But neither one of us made shit. The whole time we were pissed and just wanted to go home.
RAY: Are you religious?
KIMBER: Yes. I go to church every Sunday. I’m a Mormon.
RAY: You’ve seen Orgazmo?
KIMBER: Yes! That movie is the funniest shit ever. People at my church always ask me what I do. Since I’m a licensed massage therapist in Hawaii, that’s usually my answer.
RAY: How old were you the first time you ever put a cock in your mouth?
KIMBER: I think I was 14. It was really weird. I hadn’t even seen porn yet.
RAY: What was the first porn you ever saw?
KIMBER: I don’t recall the name. I just remember it had a bunch of girls in a locker room wearing cheerleader outfits.
RAY: Debbie Does Dallas?
KIMBER: Could have been.
RAY: Or any other porno ever shot… Do you remember your first sexual experience with a girl?
KIMBER: Yes, I was very young — I think I was only 9. It was with my babysitter. She was a few years older than me, 13, I believe. It started with showing me how to massage her feet. So I started doing that. Then she wanted me to massage her legs, which I also did. Next thing I know, she was spreading her legs and telling me to “kiss it.” I did, and that was the first time I ever went down on a girl. It was pretty intense for a 9-year-old, but I enjoyed it. I liked pleasing her. She babysat me for the entire summer, and we did it every time we were alone. My first summer fling. [Laughs] As you can tell, I’ve always been a very sexual person.
RAY: Did you continue to have sex with girls?
KIMBER: Yes. The next time, I was 12. The other girl was 15. It happened in my bathroom at home, right after we went swimming. We were standing there and I told her “I think I’m bi-sexual”. So she says “yeah? Let’s see”. So she shoves my face down between her legs. Then she starts telling me “do this! and “do that!” I totally got off on it, of course. I’ve been submissive since a very young age.
RAY: Do you ever have an orgasm during your scenes?
KIMBER: Are you kidding? In the scene I shot today, I came like four times! I came while sucking his cock. Then he went down on me and I came, and then he fucked me doggy-style and I came. Doggy is my all-time favorite position. I love when a guy spreads my cheeks and pounds me from behind.
RAY: I’ve never been to Hawaii. Can you believe that?
KIMBER: It’s so gorgeous. You’re only a few hours away. You need to go island-hopping. That’s the best experience. It’s only fifty bucks to go to each island. There’s only one island you can’t go to, I believe. I think that’s the one that has Lepers living there.
RAY: Oh yeah, I read about that. The Kalaupapa peninsula?
KIMBER: Yeah. I’ve actually seen a few Lepers on Oahu. There are two types of Lepers. There’s the people with their flesh falling apart, and then there’s the people who’s bodies are covered in boils.
RAY: They both sound great.
KIMBER: When I move to a new part of the world, I Google it. I learn everything I can about the area that I’m moving to. Then, like a dork, I also Google all the insects indigenous to that area. That way I know what to stay away from.
RAY: Good plan. So getting back to porn, why would you say somebody should book you for a scene?
KIMBER: Because they will get a damn good one. I’m very cooperative on set. I always strive to be at least 30 minutes early for my shoots. If they need me to have my own hair & makeup done, I make sure to do it before I get there.
RAY: How do you like to relax?
KIMBER: I love watching TV, but lately I’ve been so busy I haven’t been able to.
RAY: What shows do you like?
KIMBER: House, Grey’s Anatomy, and Heroes.
RAY: Nerd.
KIMBER: I’m a super-nerd! I even LARP!
RAY: Huh?
KIMBER: When I lived in Arizona, my ex-husband would always go to a different state for training and I would be left home alone. I had nothing to do. I didn’t want to go to bars and get drunk or get into the whole drug scene. So what I ended-up finding was a bunch of people who played this role-playing game. It’s kind of like Dungeons & Dragons.
RAY: … Which I played religiously before discovering pussy.
KIMBER: [Laughs] Except in this game, the players physically act-out their character’s actions. Our game revolved around werewolves and vampires.
RAY: Which were you?
KIMBER: I was a vampire. We had a friend who would make props for us. So we would actually be in costumes and wear fangs in our mouths. We would be rolling dice, getting all excited about having “full-power” to destroy our opponent. Then we’d roll the dice again to see if we did it. [Laughs] It would be a whole weekend thing. Everyone would bring beer, soda, and food. The next day we would all be hungover, hanging-out at Denny’s.
RAY: My god… That’s dorky.
KIMBER: [Laughs] It’s funny! I’ve actually been looking for people in L.A. who LARP.
RAY: I can’t imagine you’re going to have trouble…
KIMBER: I LARP’d in Hawaii too.
RAY: There are LARPing Hawaiians?
KIMBER: Oh my, yes! One of my friends works for the Pearl Harbor Police Department. He LARPs. He and I formed our own group out there.
RAY: Wow. Hawaiian nerds…
KIMBER: [Laughs] There are nerds everywhere! In fact, any LARPing L.A. nerds out there — hit me up!
You can contact Kimber Dean @ MySpace.com/kimberdean
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