Franchezca Valentina Covers Penthouse Letters
by Ray | November 17th, 2008
Everybody knows that Penthouse Letters is porn for girls.
It is the number one source for stories about perfect sexual encounters involving nymphomaniac librarians, well-hung ski instructors, and horny pizza delivery boys. Stories that all suspiciously imitate one another in tone and prose, and have been doing so since I was twelve. (That’s when I would sneak them from my aunt’s closet and jerk-off to them in the bathroom.)
In other words, we have been getting duped for a long fucking time.
Everybody knows that Penthouse letters are 100% fiction. Nobody really performs all of the outrageous sex acts in the stories about people with perfectly shaped, perfectly sized, and perfectly tan bodies. Do they?
Regardless, the excitement generated by the mental images in these stories proves that a woman’s most important sexual organ is her brain.
(Followed closely by her sweet fucking pussy.)
Franchezca Valentina blogs on MySpace: So, I just so happen to be browsing the (porn) magazine section at my local Hollywood newspaper stand, looking for some sexy smut to purchase and “that’s me” !! on the cover of PENTHOUSE LETTERS =)
This months “Holiday” issue has me blasted all over their pages!!! So go grab one up yourself and blast me baby!
Licks & Lashes, Franchezca.
Tags: Franchezca Valentina, Katie Morgan
