Posts Tagged ‘Alana Evans’

Got MILF? ‘Bradys Meet the Partridge Family’ Does

by Ray | Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Although Not ® the Bradys XXX: Bradys Meet the Partridge Family is packed with nubile beautiful teens having sex, the MILFS actually run the show.  If you’re a fan of grown women you’ll love Alana Evans, Payton Leigh and Lynn LeMay expertly playing the roles of Carol Brady, Shirley Partridge and Alice the maid in the just-released fourth volume of the ultra-popular porn parody series from X-Play/LFP Video.

This is the type of porn you can watch alone with a bottle of hand lotion or with your date.  The movie was just released this week and when director Will Ryder decided to combine two classic television shows into one porn parody, all the rules went out the window especially when Shirley Partridge mistakes Mike and Carol for swingers and convinces them over a few bottles of wine to have a three-some.

Not ® the Bradys XXX: The Bradys Meet the Partridge Family stars Kagney Linn Karter, Shawna Lenee, and Tanner Mayes, along with Lexi Belle, Alana Evans, Kacey Jordan, Dylan Riley, Lynn LeMay, Mike Horner, Payton Leigh, Kris Slater, James Deen, Mikey Butders, Scotty Piper, Nick Manning, James Bartholet and Ron Jeremy as Sam the Butcher.

“When I first read the script I was laughing so hard because it was so funny,” remarked Payton Leigh who has appeared in a few other X-Play porn parodies including the 2010 XRCO Best Parody winner Not ® Married with Children XXX.

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America’s #1 Porn Family Returns

by Ray | Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

HOLLYWOOD, CA — America’s favorite porn family returns — Just in time for Christmas — with a brand new 3rd movie that could be the best porn-parody adventure ever. Not the Bradys XXX Pussy Power! is available now!

With new starlets Lexi Belle and Dylan Riley playing Marcia and Jan, director Will Ryder is at the top of his game and when you add Tanner Mayes, Nicole Ray, Ashlyn Rae and many more to the already stellar award-winning cast you have a #1 blockbuster movie. X-Play has done it again as this movie is guaranteed to sell off store shelves nationwide.

The wait is over. Pick up your copy today at PornValleyXXX.com

In a related porn shocker, there was no reported meltdown for Tanner Mayes in this new Brady Bunch Sex Movie.

In what appears to be a delicious case of art imitating life, bad-girl porn starlet Tanner Mayes stars in the soon-to-be-released Not the Bradys XXX Pussy Power! where she plays Jan’s sex-crazed, rule-breaking girlfriend. The third volume of the Brady Bunch porn parody series will be in stores November 24th from X-Play/LFP Video and all indications are it will be another #1 selling DVD.

The Bradys are definitely blockbuster status but the jury is still deliberating on Tanner Mayes who has made a big name for herself with over one hundred of the hottest young-girl sex scenes but made the biggest noise with a notorious video clip that has been affectionately referred to as the ‘Tanner Mayes meltdown’.

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Not the Bradys XXX Has New Blockbuster Sequel

by Ray | Saturday, November 8th, 2008

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Brady Bunch fans have a reason to celebrate as the long awaited sequel to the best selling porn comedy Not the Bradys XXX is due to arrive in stores November 18th from X-Play/Hustler Video.

Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia! features Teagan Presley in the starring role of Marcia and packs eight sex scenes and over five total hours of footage on a hilarious DVD that is destined to reach the top of the charts.

“I know fans are going to love this new movie as much or more than the first one because it has everything that Brady Bunch and Not the Bradys XXX lovers want to see,” stated co-producer Jeff Mullen of X-Play. “It is funny as hell.”

“We’ve been getting requests for this new Brady movie for six months now and it’s going to be one of the biggest titles we’ve every released,” stated Hustler director of sales David Diamond.

“Not the Bradys XXX is the type of series that comes along once in a very long time and director Will Ryder and the guys at X-Play are proven hit-makers and America wants this movie.  I know that sounds like hype but its true,” stated Hustler creative director Drew Rosenfeld.  “This is a fun movie and it will fly off store shelves.”

A parody of the popular Brady Bunch television show, the sequel shows that Marcia will do anything to meet pop idol Danny Jones but things turn sticky when TeenPop Magazine informs her parents she sent the rock star a dirty letter and her panties in the mail.  Marcia gets grounded & fears her life is ruined before Danny pays a visit to her school and comes to her rescue.  Wild BJs, nasty pussy eating, multiple 3-ways and crazy banging make this one hell of a hilarious XXX spoof of the classic 1970s TV show.

The movie gloriously returns most of the original cast as Alana Evans is back as suburban housewife Carol and Mike Horner returns as straight-laced dad Mike.  Aurora Snow returns as Jan, Kacey Jordan is Cindy, Kris Slater plays Greg, James Deen returns as Peter and Mikey Butders once again plays Bobby.  The legendary Ron Jeremy returns as Sam the Butcher and Lynn LeMay perfectly reprises her role as Alice the maid. 

Rounding out the all-star cast is Gina Lynn, Alexis Love, Sienna West, Emma Heart, Mya Gates with funny man Lu Bricate’ as the perverted plumber and Evan Stone as pop star Danny Jones.

“I loved making this Not the Bradys XXX movie.  It was so much fun being on set and because it is such a big movie I can’t wait to see it.  Everybody’s been asking me about it,” said Teagan.

Not The Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia! will be in stores everywhere November 18th from X-Play/Hustler Video.

Not the Bradys XXX Seeks New Marcia

by Ray | Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! The most talked about porn movie of the year is gearing up for a sequel and the producers of Not the Bradys XXX, the popular Brady Bunch spoof are searching for an actress to play the role of big sister Marcia.

Now is your chance to be in Not the Bradys XXX #2.

Agents with prospective clients and actresses interested in playing Marcia in the spot-on parody family of the original 1970s television show The Brady Bunch should contact Scott David at X-Play/All Media Play scott@allmediaplay.com

“We’re looking for a beautiful blond in her late teens or early twenties, with some acting ability that really wants to play Marcia and be a big part of this movie,” stated co-producer Scott David from the All Media Play offices in Hollywood.

The role of Marcia in the top-selling Not the Bradys XXX was played by Hillary Scott. “Hillary did a wonderful job and even earned an AVN award nomination for Best Actress as Marcia but she’s now a contract star with SexZ Pictures and her schedule wasn’t open for this movie,” stated director Will Ryder.

Nearing #1 on Hot Movies.com, Not the Bradys XXX #2 will begin a 6 day shooting schedule April 17th. Most of the original cast has signed on to reprise their roles including Aurora Snow as Jan, Alana Evans as Mrs. B, Mike Horner as Mr. B, Lynn LeMay as Alice and Ron Jeremy as Sam the Butcher.

“I’m flying back from England just to be in this movie,” Jeremy said. “I had a blast in the first one and maybe I’ll get to talk the director into letting me bang Marcia,” he said with a laugh.

“I don’t see Sam banging Marcia in this sequel but I do see some fun and wild things taking place. We have some great new girls in mind for some of the side characters and this movie will really look great on their resume. This is big time pornography,” co-producer Jeff Mullen said with a smile.

The role of Marcia is open to a veteran porn star or a newcomer but those interested should quickly contact the producers at All Media Play/X-Play.

“We’re still getting a lot of exposure on this first movie and sales have not slowed down, so I would think whoever plays Marcia will get some excellent publicity,” Mullen concluded.

Not the Bradys XXX is available at PornValleyXXX.com and also at HotMovies.com so check it out now. Also visit www.bradysxxx.com to see some fun clips.

Photos from the Sex Z ‘Corruption’ Party

by Ray | Saturday, November 18th, 2006

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Hollywood was bursting with Corruption this past Saturday night as Sex Z Pictures hosted a supreme porn party that delivered everything organizers had promised creating a perfect evening for a perfectly corrupt movie.

Along a busy stretch of Sunset Boulevard in the heart of Hollywood, pent up sexual energy collided with a cacophony of sites, sounds and sexily-dressed porn starlets some completely naked as a thunderous political cocktail was served when Siren Studios opened its spacious doors for the highly anticipated Corruption: The Bash.

The party, organized by All Media Play for Sex Z Pictures, celebrated the epic adult motion picture Corruption and when director Eli Cross, executive producer Bo Kenney and the beautiful cast including Hillary Scott, Kylie Ireland, Alana Evans and Trina Michaels arrived via limousine, this political heart attack of a movie suddenly had a magnificent bash worthy of its best movie of the year contender status.

Looking more like a Hollywood mainstream premiere than a porn party, the splendid stage was set as scores of beautiful porn starlets made their way onto the brightly lit red carpet entryway parading past the bright lights and big screen televisions which trumpeted their arrival as members of the media captured the action with a blur of camera flashes. Numerous limousines pulled up curbside to drop off their valuable cargo making Corruption the place to be.

“Wow, this is really great. I knew this would be a big event, but this is a little bit awe inspiring,” Hillary Scott stated as she was ushered onto the red carpet for dozens of photos with other members of the cast before making her way inside for some wild fun. In fact, Hillary Scott who appears ready to be showered with many award nominations this year including best female performer, looked the picture of perfection as her blond hair and gorgeous green dress provided the perfect compliment to her sexy face and fuck me attitude. 

With massive indoor and outdoor party areas, members of the industry were treated to three large bars serviced by an army of bartenders but once inside the political overtones from the movie hit home.

Photos from the ‘Shafted’ DVD Release Party

by Ray | Monday, September 25th, 2006

HOLLYWOOD, CA — The secret party location was announced just 24 hours before the doors flew open as nearly 450 adult industry players and porn starlets descended upon Remmet Studios to celebrate the release of LA Vice and Britney Rears 3.

The secret location was kept under wraps causing a bit of controlled panic for those still trying to track down the exact address just hours before the event. “We wanted to keep out the riffraff and just keep this an industry-only bash which we did,” stated Jeff Mullen of All Media Play.

Remmet Studios, located in the heart of porn valley used daily as a porn movie studio, was ground zero for the event as the red carpet arrival area seemed out of place with quiet industrial/residential neighborhood. Abuzz with activity, dozens of porn’s hottest babes strutted their stuff and posed for photos as Playboy TV, Spice Studios, NGTV, XBiz, and Inside Erotica were all furiously conducting interviews before entering the sprawling porn studio warehouse. Complimentary cocktails poured freely all night long putting everybody in a festive mood even coaxing a few out of their clothes for some impromptu sexual displays.

Porn hottie Jasmine Byrne star of the upcoming X-Play/Adam & Eve Jennifer Lopez spoof ‘J-Ho’ jumped on top of an old limo used as a movie prop and gave a private strip show for about 150 people. “I can’t believe I stripped like that on top of that car” she squealed with delight. The crowd loved her antics and encouraged more girls to show exactly what God gave ‘em.

When the SugarDVD.com limousine carrying Britney Rears 3 star Hillary Scott pulled up, a sea of photographers left their post on the red carpet and began flashing away at porn’s current “it” girl.

“Wow, this is crazy” Hillary shouted as she conducted a number of video interviews and photo-ops through the Hummer limo’s back passenger window. Hillary was arriving in style with an unsuspecting contest winner who won the chance to accompany the fast rising superstar to the event.

Porn’s fun-loving bad boy Kurt Lockwood showed up with girlfriend Samantha Ryan on his arm to celebrate his sophomore directorial effort for Sex Z Pictures’ LA Vice. Lockwood seemed doubly happy because he appeared in both movies so he had real reason to party. The rowdy bash was a perfect compliment to his action packed urban detective romp that borrows a bit of the fun and sun from the popular Miami Vice television show of the 1980s.

“Wow, this is a really cool night for me and I’m here having some fun with my friends and I’m really proud of LA Vice” the actor/director said before entering the spacious and colorfully lit warehouse that was comfortably packed with alcohol consuming characters.

Three bars were stocked with an army of bartenders who specialized in pouring cocktails featuring one of Hollywood’s rising glamour kings Krol Vodka. The Polish made vodka is fast becoming a darling among Hollywood’s elite and their entry into the adult movie arena is being met with open arms.

“We did some really successful promotions for Krol Vodka with Playboy TV and they really seemed to love being involved with our industry so it was a natural to invite them to pour drinks at this DVD release party,” stated Shari of All Media Play.

With a spacious studio bathed in lights on one side spelling out Remmet Studios, LA Vice and Britney Rears, an outdoor conversation/smoking area and a number of delightfully dirty porn stages on the other side, Remmet Studios was a perfect host for such a freaky event.

“This is great. I’m so happy that we get to show off our beautiful studio like this,” stated co-owner Sascha Koch who opened his doors to the bash offering a fun alternative to the Hollywood club scene.

“We wanted to have the party in a unique place and for LA Vice and Britney Rears 3, Remmet Studios turned out to be a fabulous location,” stated Scott David of All Media Play.

Jenaveve Jolie, Jasmine Byrne, Alana Evans, Mia Rose, Sunny Lane, Leah Luv, Pressley Maddox, Paulina James, Amy Reid, Cherokee, Vanessa Blue, Kat, Lori Pleasure, Mika Tan, Stacy Cash, Heather Pink, Mya Mason, Lynn LeMay, Kellie Brooks, Jeanie Marie, Veronique Vega, Tricia Devereaux, Taylor Kurtis, Alaura Eden, Emily Evermore, Amber Rayne, Alexis Silver, Ryaan Reynolds, Rebecca Luv, Christina Agucci, Ms. Panther, Whitney and Britney Stevens, Moni Michaels, Candy Manson, the girls of SugarDVD.com and dozens of others partied with producers, directors and a few notable celebrities.

One such music celebrity, preferring to remain anonymous, clearly enjoyed watching the evening’s extracurricular activities unfold on the porn sets. “They don’t party like this in the music world. At least they didn’t on our tour busses,” he said as he hummed a quick rendition of his group’s biggest hit of the 90s “I Swear” for couple of sexy porn starlets.

“All in all it was a great night and everybody seemed to have a good time. It wasn’t our biggest bash ever but we really weren’t looking to do that this time. We just wanted to have a nice quality unique atmosphere to party in and celebrate LA Vice and Britney Rears 3,” Mullen reflected.

Joining the bevy of hot babes were notables Bud Lee, Tom Byron, AVNers Mike Ramone, Peter Warren and Thomas Stanton, directors Roy Karch, Van Styles, Alec Metro, Todd Todd, Will Rider, Hustler executives Jeff Hawkins and Drew Rosenfeld, Monstar, Jax of SugarDVD.com, Chris King of Foxxx Modeling and a slew of porn studs including Marcus London, Kyle Stone, Chris Evans, Nick East, John Strong, J. Depth of Britney Rears 3 and LA Vice co-star of Tee Reel.

In the end, everybody got shafted which is all a good party can ever deliver and Sex Z Pictures, SugarDVD, Hustler Video, X-Play, Remmet Studios, Krol Vodka, Bounty Hunter Inc. and Adultcon are looking to do it again soon.

LA Vice and Britney Rears 3 are both in stores now.

2004 KSEX Awards

by Ray | Sunday, December 12th, 2004