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Armed with the shittiest camera I could find, I hit the show with my dates, Skyla Paige and Austyn Summers.

Could have taken more photos, but I didn’t. I was there for the real moments – human situations with hardcore legends.

(Actually, my battery died.)

But there was an open bar, which meant at least XBIZ had their shit together.

Austyn brought a little HP cam, so I just played the wall and shot whoever stumbled-up.  Suckers.

Another crazy Halloween in Hollywood, California.  We started drinking as we exited the 101 at Cahuenga. 45 minutes later, the bottle was gone and we were destroyed.

(Thank God nobody reads this.)

We arrived at All Media Play’s “Heaven and Hell” party at Social.  Jeff Mullen & Scott David’s night was sponsored by X-Play, SexZ Pictures, Not Bewitched XXX, Adam & Eve, ICON, Cabaret Productions, and Danny B Productions. 

We arrived too late for a spot on the carpet, so we slipped inside. 

Lots of friends showed up: Britney Stevens, Kylie Reese, Allyssa Hall, Mike Horner, Veronique Vega, Angelina Armani, Evie Delatosso, Mina Leigh, Mz Berlin, Mark Spiegler, Nina Hartley, Harmony, Ashli Orion, Brynn Tyler, Alan Stafford, Claire Dames, Magdalene, SiSi Sins, Amber Sky, Aurora Snow, Tony Batman, MIndy Main, Jimmy Lifestyles, Louisa Lanewood, Alanah Rae, Summer Bailey, Teagan Presley, Lord Blu, Gia Jordan, Marina Maywood, Gianna Lynn, Lexi Belle, Christian, Renae Cruz, Brooke Haven, Alexis Texas, Brooke Belle, Tori Black, Tee Reel, Tabatha Tucker, Leah Livingston, Hayden Night, Tori Lane, Madison James, and Sarah Jessie.

Here are some pictures.

* Also included are photos from STEAM’s “Night of Whorrors” party, where I found my friend Sonny Suzuki recruiting whores for his sick Japanese films.  Too bad the only actual porn people who showed-up were Layla & Max Hardcore.

Can you spot them?

RAY: You’ve never been interviewed?

ALANAH RAE: Nope. You’re my first!

RAY: Any relation to Taija Rae?

ALANAH: Who?

RAY: Nevermind. Where are you from?

ALANAH: I was born in New Jersey, but I moved to North Carolina when I was 7.

RAY: How young are you now?

ALANAH: 20

RAY: How did you get into porn?

ALANAH: I was working at at strip club in North Carolina, and had a profile on SexyJobs.com A guy found me and flew me out here, but he was just a pimp. He wanted me to escort for him. So I went back on SexyJobs and found an agency who I thought looked legit. Turns out they were an unlicensed nobody company at the time. They were finding all my jobs on Craigslist. I quickly realized that was the wrong direction for me. They kept trying to send me on shady jobs — Like random creepy guys with video cameras, shooting things they would sell directly to the porn store — Or maybe just keep for themselves. That sort of thing. Somehow they got me hooked-up with Eric Everhard. I met his makeup artist, who got me a job with Reality Kings and also hooked me up with LA Direct. So I’m very grateful to her.

RAY: Where can people find your photos & videos?

ALANAH: AmateurAllure.com, of course. That was a hot scene. When I worked for Reality Kings, I shot a Cum Fiesta video. My stage name is Scarlett Dreams on there. I got a good rating on that video.

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