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“I come from a very strange place — New Jersey. Where the weak are killed and eaten.”

RAY: Page Morgan… Danger magnet.

PAGE: [Laughs] So true.

RAY: What’ve you been up to?

PAGE: I’ve just been chillin’… I took a break from the whole scene — Not just porn itself, but the parties and all that. I got to be an 18-year-old girl for a while. I went to amusement parks and hung out with boys.

RAY: Boys under 30?

PAGE: Yeah! [Laughs] Exactly… Tho I’m not like most 18-year-old girls. I think I have a better outlook on the world. I grew up on the East coast. Jersey and Philadelphia. Left my house at 17 and moved around a lot. I supported myself from a young age. I basically live like a beatnik in the 20th century.

RAY: When did you turn 18?

PAGE: January 12th. I’m a Capricorn.

RAY: Who did you live with back east?

PAGE: My best friends. I lived with all sorts of people, which is how I’m able to adapt to different social environments. I’m very close with my family but I just wanted to explore things… I’ve always been a ‘hands-on’ kind of learner. I really enjoy going to school. I’m going to start college soon — I’ve already registered. But I mostly just like to go out there and do it. I’m a doer. I’d rather discover things first-hand. I don’t like to just accept things others tell me. So many people have jaded opinions.

RAY: What made you decide to get into porn?

PAGE: I started stripping at 17. I was working at a biker bar. One day I got an offer to make a bunch of money by going to L.A. for two weeks… They said I could make around twenty grand, then go home and come back out whenever I wanted. I thought that was a cool idea. I could finally get an apartment with my boyfriend. But then I found out that not all porn is like “1001 Blowjobs.” So I thought cool — I’m gonna stay in L.A. and I’m gonna try this. What the hell, why not? What the fuck else am I gonna do?

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Ray posts: One night in Vegas, Cat Pee invited me to a “Clown Porn” party. My mind raced as I envisioned the sick, twisted hijinks I would experience courtesy of the kind freaks at RAMCO. Was I going to witness clowns — possibly naked clowns — fucking each other?! I pictured a full-blown clown orgy — complete with midgets, rubber chickens, and cream pies. (Pun intended)

Sadly, I arrived to find nothing of the sort. But I did kick it with Hollie Stevens.

HOLLIE: There’s a girl in the industry who’s known for having the stinkiest pussy… Do you know who I’m talking about?

RAY: I have a pretty good idea, yes.

HOLLIE: Well, a guy told me that when he worked with her, he told her politely “hey, you know, you might wanna do something beforehand…” and she fucking flipped on him. “I don’t fuckin’ stink! Fuck you!”

CAT: Who can smell their own pussy?

HOLLIE: Well I guess her pussy is so fucking terrible…

CAT: On my sets, I’m gonna have the finger-test. That’s gonna be in the contract.

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“The last shoot I did, the girl was like ‘I’m gonna throw up’, and the director was like ‘oh yeah‚ throw up in her mouth!’ He actually wanted me to catch the girl’s throw-up in my fucking mouth. This guy is fucking sick.”

ZOE: I’m very excited to finally talk to you!

RAY: Yeah, sure.

ZOE: No, for real!

RAY: How long have you been in the industry?

ZOE: About three years. It’s been fun. I’ve met a lot of big people.

RAY: Big?

ZOE: Well… As in big names. [Laughs]

RAY: How did you get into porn?

ZOE: At first I wanted to do just regular mainstream modeling, but I got into the adult stuff because I saw an ad for “figure modeling.” I didn’t really know what that was, but I found out that it paid really well. Plus I’ve danced before so I thought ok, I can pose nude for money! And it just kind of snowballed from there. Plus to get a regular job as a normal model, you have to have a full-on portfolio and I didn’t really have a couple thousand dollars to get one started. I still want to do regular non-adult, but I don’t know how to get into it. I’m getting pretty good at the porn stuff, anyway!

RAY: What was your first adult job?

ZOE: I did a solo & girl-girl. I also did some fetish stuff for a bondage company. But Kill Girl Kill 2 was my hottest scene so far. I worked with James Deen.

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RAY: What’s your name?

JOANNA: Joanna Angel from BurningAngel.com.

RAY: And how old are you?

JOANNA: I’m… Um… Sixteen!

RAY: End of interview.

JOANNA: NO! (Laughs)

RAY: How old are you really?

JOANNA: Um, twenty-one…

RAY: Gotcha. Twenty-one-ish… And how long have you been in this business?

JOANNA: In this business for about two years, but I only started doing movies like a year ago.

RAY: And who have you worked with?

JOANNA: I own my own company.

RAY: And is this girl standing next to you your photographer?

JOANNA: Yes! This is our photographer, the lovely Brenda.

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