Porn Valley News

“He fucked my ass in a bathtub and used conditioner as lube.”

RAY: Where are you from?

SAMANTHA SIN: Mesa, Arizona. It’s 30 minutes outside of Phoenix. It’s basically the Salt Lake City Utah of Arizona. Very Mormon. And very stuck-up.

RAY: How long have you been doing porn?

SAMANTHA: I’ve been doing it on and off for three years. Mostly off. I did some internet work outside of Phoenix when I was 18. That ended pretty quickly. At the time, I was dancing and a guy came in who wanted to take photos of me. I agreed and then he gets me drunk — Not that I’m using it as an excuse, because I would have done it anyway. Anyway, he made all these promises but it didn’t pay shit. Then I got hooked up with somebody in Tuscon that I did some internet stuff with. It sucked. Not to speak badly about them, but they weren’t the best people to be associating with. So I stopped altogether. Eventually, I got hooked up with the right person. He runs BabeBanger.com. When I was 20, I did a scene with Ed Powers. I’m in Dirty Debutantes # 322.

RAY: What’s your ethnic background?

SAMANTHA: I’m Dutch, German, Cherokee, and English. My cheekbones for days and my big Dutch teeth. My grill! [Laughs]

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RAY: Where are you from?

SASHA KNOX: Phoenix, Arizona.

RAY: How long have you been doing porn?

SASHA: About six months and I’ve had a motherfucking wonderful time!

RAY: Who’s your agent?

SASHA: This sexy boy right here! [Laughs] I’m with Badass Models. I used to be with Monroe Modeling.

RAY: Is that the agency with girls posing on exotic cars?

SASHA: [Laughs] Yes!

RAY: How did you get into porn?

SASHA: Well… It’s funny. I was thinking “what’s the easiest way for me to get a car really fast?” And I’ve always loved to fuck. And I’ve always loved to be the center of attention. So I thought I’d get into porn, and here I am — The center of attention! [Laughs]

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Ray posts: Ran into Courtney Simpson at a party. (Yes, we were in the VIP. Don’t hate.)

Anyway, Courntey had this evil look in her eye…

COURTNEY: I thought you were my friend.

RAY: I’m not?

COURTNEY: It’s just that stuff you wrote about ONE certain movie I did — I don’t even want to say it — I hated it. I’ve shot over 20 movies… Which you never mention. And I did that one…

RAY: Oh, that… I seem to recall you bullshitting me about certain details of that ‘one certain movie’… Even the director felt strong enough to comment on it.

COURTNEY: Well, true. But at the time, I was working with someone who wasn’t a very good person. But I’m over that now.

RAY: Care to elaborate?

COURTNEY: You know who I’m talking about.

RAY: Yes… Who doesn’t. So what’re you up to now?

COURTNEY: I’ve been working a lot with HUSTLER.

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“I’ve sucked on a baby bottle while being fucked.”

RAY: So you don’t live in L.A.?

KINZIE: No, I live in Arizona. I’m from California, but I got the hell out of there. Thank god.

RAY: That doesn’t make me feel very good.

KINZIE: I’ve just lived there my whole life. It gets old.

RAY: Where did you live in California?

KINZIE: All over Southern California. We moved numerous times. There are a lot of things to do in California and I have friends that live there, but it’s crowded, annoying and overpriced. I like Arizona a lot better.

RAY: Yeah, I hear that a lot.

KINZIE: It’s a growing cult.

RAY: And therefore, it will soon be crowded, annoying and overpriced… It’s also one a hell of a commute for a porn star.

KINZIE: I drive six hours every time I go to L.A. I live like ten minutes from Phoenix. So I’m near the city, but I kind of feel like I’m away from everything.

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Ray posts: Nicole Brazzle and Courtney Simpson hit the Britney Rears party dressed as trashy schoolgirls. And by “hit the party” I mean they practically took the motherfucker over.

Which is good.

I mean, what’s a party without hot teen sluts prancing around, flashing their tits and having orgasms onstage?

A friend pointed-out that Nicole reminds him of that crazy bitch from HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES — The girl with nutty eyes and the psycho laugh. She’s the kind of girl that scares you, but at the same time gives you a boner.

Know what I mean?

It’s like if you were to walk into a room and find a hot, naked mental patient strapped to a bed. Even tho she was laughing all mental and making weird noises, you would still have no problem fucking her because she was hot, strapped-down and naked. But in the middle of it, you would probably think to yourself “Jesus, I’m fucking a mental patient.”

Anyway… Here’s how the interview went down:

Ray: So… You girls basically took this party over.

Nicole: Yes we did!

Ray: You realize it was technically Britney Rears’ party…

Nicole: Well, I definitely promoted Britney Rears, tho because I love her to DEATH!

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