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HOLLYWOOD, CA — Brady Bunch fans have a reason to celebrate as the long awaited sequel to the best selling porn comedy Not the Bradys XXX is due to arrive in stores November 18th from X-Play/Hustler Video.

Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia! features Teagan Presley in the starring role of Marcia and packs eight sex scenes and over five total hours of footage on a hilarious DVD that is destined to reach the top of the charts.

“I know fans are going to love this new movie as much or more than the first one because it has everything that Brady Bunch and Not the Bradys XXX lovers want to see,” stated co-producer Jeff Mullen of X-Play. “It is funny as hell.”

“We’ve been getting requests for this new Brady movie for six months now and it’s going to be one of the biggest titles we’ve every released,” stated Hustler director of sales David Diamond.

“Not the Bradys XXX is the type of series that comes along once in a very long time and director Will Ryder and the guys at X-Play are proven hit-makers and America wants this movie.  I know that sounds like hype but its true,” stated Hustler creative director Drew Rosenfeld.  “This is a fun movie and it will fly off store shelves.”

A parody of the popular Brady Bunch television show, the sequel shows that Marcia will do anything to meet pop idol Danny Jones but things turn sticky when TeenPop Magazine informs her parents she sent the rock star a dirty letter and her panties in the mail.  Marcia gets grounded & fears her life is ruined before Danny pays a visit to her school and comes to her rescue.  Wild BJs, nasty pussy eating, multiple 3-ways and crazy banging make this one hell of a hilarious XXX spoof of the classic 1970s TV show.

The movie gloriously returns most of the original cast as Alana Evans is back as suburban housewife Carol and Mike Horner returns as straight-laced dad Mike.  Aurora Snow returns as Jan, Kacey Jordan is Cindy, Kris Slater plays Greg, James Deen returns as Peter and Mikey Butders once again plays Bobby.  The legendary Ron Jeremy returns as Sam the Butcher and Lynn LeMay perfectly reprises her role as Alice the maid. 

Rounding out the all-star cast is Gina Lynn, Alexis Love, Sienna West, Emma Heart, Mya Gates with funny man Lu Bricate’ as the perverted plumber and Evan Stone as pop star Danny Jones.

“I loved making this Not the Bradys XXX movie.  It was so much fun being on set and because it is such a big movie I can’t wait to see it.  Everybody’s been asking me about it,” said Teagan.

Not The Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia! will be in stores everywhere November 18th from X-Play/Hustler Video.

Another crazy Halloween in Hollywood, California.  We started drinking as we exited the 101 at Cahuenga. 45 minutes later, the bottle was gone and we were destroyed.

(Thank God nobody reads this.)

We arrived at All Media Play’s “Heaven and Hell” party at Social.  Jeff Mullen & Scott David’s night was sponsored by X-Play, SexZ Pictures, Not Bewitched XXX, Adam & Eve, ICON, Cabaret Productions, and Danny B Productions. 

We arrived too late for a spot on the carpet, so we slipped inside. 

Lots of friends showed up: Britney Stevens, Kylie Reese, Allyssa Hall, Mike Horner, Veronique Vega, Angelina Armani, Evie Delatosso, Mina Leigh, Mz Berlin, Mark Spiegler, Nina Hartley, Harmony, Ashli Orion, Brynn Tyler, Alan Stafford, Claire Dames, Magdalene, SiSi Sins, Amber Sky, Aurora Snow, Tony Batman, MIndy Main, Jimmy Lifestyles, Louisa Lanewood, Alanah Rae, Summer Bailey, Teagan Presley, Lord Blu, Gia Jordan, Marina Maywood, Gianna Lynn, Lexi Belle, Christian, Renae Cruz, Brooke Haven, Alexis Texas, Brooke Belle, Tori Black, Tee Reel, Tabatha Tucker, Leah Livingston, Hayden Night, Tori Lane, Madison James, and Sarah Jessie.

Here are some pictures.

* Also included are photos from STEAM’s “Night of Whorrors” party, where I found my friend Sonny Suzuki recruiting whores for his sick Japanese films.  Too bad the only actual porn people who showed-up were Layla & Max Hardcore.

Can you spot them?

WHEN: April 24, 2008 9pm - 2am

WHERE: Blue Moon Nights, 4712 Lankershim Blvd
North Hollywood, CA 91602

WHO: To celebrate xPeeps as the number one adult online community, AEBN as the number one VOD, and the DVD Release of Sinsation Picture’s My Space 4, A Space for Whores, hosted by the stars of the movie including Memphis Monroe and Shy Love.

Additional hosts include Mia Rose, Darryl Hanah, Jenny Hendrix, Nicki Hunter, Aurora Snow, La’Rin Lane, Katja Kassin, Carrie Ann, Flower Tucci, Annie Cruz, Amber Peach, Ashley Fires, Satine Phoenix, Shannon Kelly, Britney Stevens & Whitney Stevens, Alisha Angel, Chennin Blanc, Heidi Mayne, Angel Cassidy, Phoenix Marie, Nyomi Banxxx, Chayse Evans, Stunning Summer, Winter Sky, Jenna Taylor, Daphne Rosen, Crissy Moon, Dakoda Brookes and over a dozen more of the top ladies in the biz.

Cockstars Lexington Steele, Tony Batman, Jimmy Deen, Cheyne Collins and Jack Fountain represent just a few of the leading men that will be in attendance.

This is a 21 and over red carpet event. Cameras welcome.

RSVP now to xpeepsparty@yahoo.com

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Superstar Teagan looked radiant on the set of X-Play’s Not Bewitched XXX and with a final day of shooting still to go, the excitement was evident on her smiling face.

“I’m having so much fun as Tabitha. It’s been a really great experience so far and this movie is going to be awesome,” she said as she studied her script in the bustling backyard of a Valley Village, California home that for all intents and purposes was 1164 Morning Glory Circle.

A spoof of the popular television show Bewitched, co-producer Scott David and director Will Ryder studied every detail of the series to create another picture-perfect parody as the beautiful, blond Teagan, formerly known as Teagan Presley, fit the role of an 18 year old Tabitha wonderfully.

Joining Teagan in the cast are fellow-superstars Jenna Haze, Eva Angelina, Sasha Grey, Aurora Snow, Sunny Lane, newcomers Michelle Avanti, Daisy Layne, Kandice Nicole, Kelly Skyline, Madison Ivy, Winter Sky, Marli Jane, along with legends Ron Jeremy and Nina Hartley as Endora. Also featured is James Bartholet as Darren’s boss Larry Tate.

Darren & Samantha have a big problem when Aunt Clara can’t undo a spell cast on Tabitha that accidentally turns the sweet little toddler into an 18 year old cutie. With her 1st birthday party looming, all hell breaks loose when nosey neighbors, the boss and even the police arrive. Wild sex, dirty witchcraft, perfect tits, ass and pussy abound in this hilarious XXX spoof of the 1960’s classic TV show Bewitched.

“We debated on the Tabitha character for quite some time and actually had a number of really good girls read for the role during casting. Then because of another project, Teagan’s name popped into our conversation and we knew she would be the perfect choice,” stated Ryder. “She looks quite stunning and we couldn’t be happier that she wanted to be in the movie,” said David.

The movie is coming during the continuing wave of popularity being enjoyed by X-Play’s Not the Bradys XXX which continues to perform extremely well at retail stores and also at online VoD including a 5th consecutive week at #1 on HotMovies.com

Producers are optimistic that Not Bewitched XXX will win audiences over in a similar way when it is released in late August and with a hilarious script, wonderful costumes, sizzling sex and an all-star cast, the movie has the early vibe of becoming a major blockbuster.

“I’m really happy to be a part of this movie,” Teagan said just before she was called back onto the set.

“She’s already a major league star but I think this is a great movie for her and people will see an entirely different side of her. She’s fabulous,” Ryder concluded.

“I’m having a blast working with Teagan,” stated Jenna Haze who plays Samantha. “These are really cool shooting days and this set is so much fun.”

Not Bewitched XXX will be in stores in late August from Adam & Eve Pictures/X-Play. Look for it at PornValleyXXX.com

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! The most talked about porn movie of the year is gearing up for a sequel and the producers of Not the Bradys XXX, the popular Brady Bunch spoof are searching for an actress to play the role of big sister Marcia.

Now is your chance to be in Not the Bradys XXX #2.

Agents with prospective clients and actresses interested in playing Marcia in the spot-on parody family of the original 1970s television show The Brady Bunch should contact Scott David at X-Play/All Media Play scott@allmediaplay.com

“We’re looking for a beautiful blond in her late teens or early twenties, with some acting ability that really wants to play Marcia and be a big part of this movie,” stated co-producer Scott David from the All Media Play offices in Hollywood.

The role of Marcia in the top-selling Not the Bradys XXX was played by Hillary Scott. “Hillary did a wonderful job and even earned an AVN award nomination for Best Actress as Marcia but she’s now a contract star with SexZ Pictures and her schedule wasn’t open for this movie,” stated director Will Ryder.

Nearing #1 on Hot Movies.com, Not the Bradys XXX #2 will begin a 6 day shooting schedule April 17th. Most of the original cast has signed on to reprise their roles including Aurora Snow as Jan, Alana Evans as Mrs. B, Mike Horner as Mr. B, Lynn LeMay as Alice and Ron Jeremy as Sam the Butcher.

“I’m flying back from England just to be in this movie,” Jeremy said. “I had a blast in the first one and maybe I’ll get to talk the director into letting me bang Marcia,” he said with a laugh.

“I don’t see Sam banging Marcia in this sequel but I do see some fun and wild things taking place. We have some great new girls in mind for some of the side characters and this movie will really look great on their resume. This is big time pornography,” co-producer Jeff Mullen said with a smile.

The role of Marcia is open to a veteran porn star or a newcomer but those interested should quickly contact the producers at All Media Play/X-Play.

“We’re still getting a lot of exposure on this first movie and sales have not slowed down, so I would think whoever plays Marcia will get some excellent publicity,” Mullen concluded.

Not the Bradys XXX is available at PornValleyXXX.com and also at HotMovies.com so check it out now. Also visit www.bradysxxx.com to see some fun clips.