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Former porn agent Badass Frank releases a new excerpt from his upcoming book, Pimpin Ain’t Easy.

Chapter 5 – PIMPS UP

There is no one who’s existence is more indicative of what’s wrong with the adult industry than the porn agent. They are, to a large extent, the most cold-hearted, ruthless, evil beings on the planet. All of them would sell their own mother into the sex business for about the cost of their monthly cell phone bill. It’s profitable work if you can stomach it.

Wait, didn’t I used to be a porn agent? Um, well, uh, I was totally different. Seriously. (Note: Author denies that he is now, or has ever been, in denial.)

Let’s get this straight, so there’s no confusion. An agent or manager in the adult industry serves one purpose, and that’s to find women, arrange for them to perform sexual acts on camera, and get paid for it. They sell people. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not some dark alley, clandestine situation, where people deal secretly in sex slavery. It’s a perfectly legal business (on the surface) that can be highly profitable if run the correct way. If you have no regard for the emotional or physical health and well being of the girls you represent, you are on your way to porn agent success.

Read more at BadassFrank.com

“I can honestly take a bigger cock in my butt than I can in my pussy.”

AMBER: [Laughs] I’ve been waiting for this interview for three fuckin‚ years!

RAY: And I have no idea where to start… You’re with Goldstar Modeling now.

AMBER: Yes. I’m with Goldstar now and I’m very happy. Joel is a total sweetheart. I loved being a Badass Model, too. I adore Frank, but the whole friendship/business thing didn’t work out. We’re still good friends, which rocks. I could care less if he’s my agent or manager at this point. All that matters is that he’s my friend. I have a fucking heart! What’s my problem? [Laughs]

RAY: Don’t worry… It will blacken with time. Are you the only porn star with a Lord of the Rings tattoo?

AMBER: [Laughs] I hit Comic-Con in San Diego last weekend and I was totally in my element!

RAY: I’ve read good things about you lately. What have been some of your more memorable scenes?

AMBER: God… There are so many. Cream My Crack #2 was fun. I was actually able to squirt in that scene. It was with two guys. I don’t know how it happened. We were doing our thing and suddenly I thought “uh-oh,” and my juice literally shot across the room an hit the camera man. [Laughs] There was a whole bunch of guys standing there and the plan was for them to drop loads in my crack. John Strong was trying to figure out how to shoot it. I said “why don’t you let it all leak down my crack onto a plate and I’ll lick it up?” He looked at me and said “would you actually do that?” I was like “hell yeah!” So he starts running around trying to find a plate. Meanwhile, all these guys are literally lined-up outside. We were shooting in front of this huge bay window, so I had an audience, and when I have an audience, I’m usually off the hook! Another fun shoot was Barbed Wire Kiss for VCA. Sick Boys Need Sick Girls #2‚ that was a crazy shoot, too. The crew was awesome.

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Nuttin’ but a Badass party… party…

Why aren’t most of these people pictured? You can thank SoCo & Johnny Walker for that.

(And Amber… And Hailey… And my nagging lack of self-control…)

What  the fuck took me so long to post these? Hey, asshole! Things take time on a free site. I’ve been busy making deals, spreading light, and becoming powerful. What have you been up to?

For the real re-cap, I give you Bad Ass Frank.

It was his night. And it rocked.