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LOS ANGELES, CA –- As breaking news reports tell it, residents of the Southwestern United States received a wake-up call Sunday in the form of a massive celestial explosion. A thunderous crash rang out across a huge swath of Nevada and California, startling residents and prompting panicked calls to law enforcement agencies. Sightings were reported over a 600-mile area – from Reno and North Las Vegas to Sacramento, Bakersfield and San Francisco. Astronomers revealed today that the high-altitude sound and light show was caused by a rogue meteor entering Earth’s atmosphere.

And although no major damage has been been reported, fragments of space debris are believed to have made impact with the Earth, making this yet another real-life planetary event that eerily resembles the plot of Countdown, Brad Armstrong’s upcoming end-of-the-world blockbuster for Wicked Pictures. And now, thanks to an exclusive contest, fans are getting a chance to meet the cast of this upcoming blockbuster in Hollywood!

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CHATSWORTH, CA — SMASH Pictures is set to release BRIDESMAIDS XXX “Porn Parody”, Directed by Jim Powers on Oct. 13th and has posted a softcore trailer for the film on YouTube.

Bridesmaids XXX stars Eric Swiss & Sarah Vandella, Jack Lawrence & Lexi Swallow, Anthony Rosano & Katie St. Ives, Bill Bailey & Sasha Knox, and Kagney Linn Karter & April O’Neil.

A romantically unattached woman, Annie, (Lexi Swallow), fears she is losing her BFF, Lillian, (Sarah Vandella) when Lillian announces her engagement. To make matters worse, Lillian has become very close to her boss’s wife, the rich and sophisticated Helen (Katie St. Ives), who takes over control of all of the wedding plans after Annie’s attempts fail miserably.

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LOS ANGELES — Vouyer Media is pleased to announce that it has launched the company’s first title-specific promotional website, www.notreallythedukesofhazzard.com

This news follows the announcement that the studio has partnered with Rock Mondays for the star-studded DVD and Blu-ray release party for Anton Slayer’s Not Really…The Dukes Of Hazzard: A Hardcore Parody.

WHEN: Monday, February 22nd, 2010.

WHERE: Les Deux Nightclub, 1638 N. Las Palmas, Hollywood, CA.

OPEN BAR FROM 10-10:30!

FREE ADMISSION with flyer before 11!

AGES 18+ Welcome!

Although the movie won’t be arriving on retail shelves until later next week, cyber-savvy web surfers are invited to visit today to learn the latest news about the most ambitious project in Vouyer Media history.

The website includes biographies of the movie’s cast members, including multiple AVN award nominee and Dukes cover beauty Ryder Skye, Penthouse Pet Shawna Lenee, the enormously popular Alexis Texas and multiple AVN award winner Monique Alexander. The bios are supported with a behind the scenes gallery featuring candid shots of the stars’ work on the production. A “links” section guides surfers to soft and hard trailers, uncensored behind the scenes clips and notable mentions of the project in the press. And it’s all capped off with a news section that includes the movie’s first glowing advance review.

Not Really…The Dukes Of Hazzard: A Hardcore Parody will arrive in stores nationwide on DVD and Blu-ray February 23rd, 2010.  Look for it at PornValleyXXX.com

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