Porn Valley News

WHEN: April 24, 2008 9pm – 2am

WHERE: Blue Moon Nights, 4712 Lankershim Blvd
North Hollywood, CA 91602

WHO: To celebrate xPeeps as the number one adult online community, AEBN as the number one VOD, and the DVD Release of Sinsation Picture’s My Space 4, A Space for Whores, hosted by the stars of the movie including Memphis Monroe and Shy Love.

Additional hosts include Mia Rose, Darryl Hanah, Jenny Hendrix, Nicki Hunter, Aurora Snow, La’Rin Lane, Katja Kassin, Carrie Ann, Flower Tucci, Annie Cruz, Amber Peach, Ashley Fires, Satine Phoenix, Shannon Kelly, Britney Stevens & Whitney Stevens, Alisha Angel, Chennin Blanc, Heidi Mayne, Angel Cassidy, Phoenix Marie, Nyomi Banxxx, Chayse Evans, Stunning Summer, Winter Sky, Jenna Taylor, Daphne Rosen, Crissy Moon, Dakoda Brookes and over a dozen more of the top ladies in the biz.

Cockstars Lexington Steele, Tony Batman, Jimmy Deen, Cheyne Collins and Jack Fountain represent just a few of the leading men that will be in attendance.

This is a 21 and over red carpet event. Cameras welcome.

RSVP now to xpeepsparty@yahoo.com

Security tried to censor my photos. Luckily, the prince of piss (and fellow Cadillac driver) Max Hardcore had my back.

When management demanded his photos, Max told the idiots to fuck right off.

Max Hardcore writes: Right on Ray. These clowns in Hollwood really piss me off. Like making you wait outside a near empty club just so they can feel important and show passersby a club is popular. Fuck them!

Ray posts: On the set of SMASH Picture’s Cheating Housewives 3, I speak with Porn Star Carrie Ann.

RAY: So what are we shooting today?

CARRIE ANN: I have no idea what kind of scene I’m doing.

RAY: No idea?

CARRIE ANN: Nope. They just told me to show up and that I’m shooting with Mark Ashley.

RAY: How long have you been doing porn?

CARRIE ANN: I’ve been doing this for two years. Eight or nine movies. A lot of website work.

RAY: Where are you from originally?

CARRIE ANN: DesMoines, Iowa. Then I moved down to Arkansas. Then I was in Las Vegas for four years, and now I’m here in L.A. I’m going to be moving to West Hollywood soon.

RAY: Cuz you’re gay?

CARRIE ANN: No… There’s a condo I like out there. I’ve also got three kids. But I do like going to drag queen shows. They’re kinda fun. Well, maybe not for you… But I bet the guys at AIM would be into it! [Laughs] It’s so funny — I was in there the other day and they all told me I would definitely “catch something” in this industry. They said “we’re surprised you haven’t caught anything yet!” They told me everybody in the industry has chlamydia. I said, oh yeah… That’s nice to know. I came from Vegas not having anything to the high possibility of catching something here. I hope I don’t get anything. Especially anything drastic.

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Bo Kenney had another killer party. Open bar, and as usual I was distracted by my beautiful friends. My ugly ones, too. Which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Unless you’re one of those people hoping to see more pics of yourself on the internet.

Another great party from Luis DePaz. And yes, I know. It’s been a week. I’ve heard complaints from everybody. (Mostly from people who just want new MySpace photos.)

But what can I say? I’ve been busy… Shooting, editing, negotiating deals, jerking-off… I am clearly “in-demand” — But please note that I still make time for the little people. (That’s you.)

See how I roll?

I start at a seedy club in Hollywood, and end in a tiny bathroom in Chatsworth.

You cannot roll like me.

Man is it great to be alive on planet earth or what? Well, maybe not if you live in Iran or some fascist shithole. But look at these fucking photos! Do they make you want to live some place where it’s illegal to get fingered? Not me!

Oh and let’s get this out of the way — April Storm threw the best party in Vegas. Pure Play Media’s VIP Room at TAO was the shit. To me, it’s not really a “party” unless it’s full of hot, slutty girls, a well-stocked open bar, and lots of hot, slutty girls. And April delivered. Plus there were gift bags and free blowjobs!

Kidding. There were no gift bags. 

Miss Me? I haven’t posted anything in two whole days. You people must be climbing the fucking walls. Especially those of you who have been waiting to see my photos from the AVN Expo.

I’m happy to inform you that your wait is officially over. And before you ask — Yes, I’m still working on the pictures from the parties. (These require a bit more effort, as I have to blur Tee-Reel’s cock out of every shot.)

I know what you’re thinking. “Thank-you Ray for being so gracious with your talent and time.” Just take it easy everybody, I have always loved the little people. (That’s you.)

I’m now thinking of jerking-off and going to bed.