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PORN VALLEY, CA — Shane’s World, along with xPEEPS and AEBN, the global leader in adult VOD, will be kicking off the 2008/2009 College Invasion Tour on Thursday, August 14th, at Blue Moon Nights nightclub in North Hollywood!

Shane’s World contract star Casey Parker and Director Penny Flame will lead the festivities in what promises to be one wild night, done only the way that Shane’s World knows how. Casey had this to say, “I can’t wait to kick off the new college year, and what better way than hanging out with hundreds of my friends and fans at Blue Moon Nights.”

There will be shirts, DVDs, Shane’s World drink specials and other gifts courtesy of xPEEPS, Shane’s World and Rhino 51. In addition there will be a beer soaked t shirt contest at 1 am; the winner will receive a prize pack that includes a $500 bar tab, and many other valuable prizes that will be announced.

There will also be a five on five boat races where the public will take on the porn stars! Penny Flame captain of the Team Flame, the undisputed adult industry boat race champions said this. “My homie Porno Dan and I will be on the red carpet interviewing all the porn stars from nine until 11, so you know we are going to be in the mood to do one thing after that, drink! Any team of five that wants to bring their A game to Blue Moon, bring it, in don’t sing it.” Porno Dan of Xpeeps and Team Flame stated, “we have a special treat in store, not only will fans get to pound beers with Penny and rest of the pornstars, but Team Flame spiritual adviser and legendary club DJ Airek has agreed to end his self imposed exile from the music world and to spin one last time!”

This event will be attended scores of your favorite adult industry stars, so please get out early to enjoy the fun. It will be a red carpet affair with major media coverage. Doors and red carpet arrivals begin at 9pm, and the fun and debauchery continues until 2am. Blue Moon Nights is located at 4712 Lankershim Blvd, North Hollywood, CA. Talent and media RSVP to dan@pornodan.com (note: photo and media coverage will continue all night).

At the insistence of Shane’s World Vice President of Sales Megan Stokes, Blue Moon had agreed to make this event open to the general public! Stokes stated, “We want to give back to you, our fans and friends, so we got the owner to make this a free party for everyone. Attire is as casual, sexy, wild or as wacky as you want to be. Just be there!”

Shane’s World has been the subject of abundance of mainstream coverage including: Dateline NBC, The O’Reilly Factor, Inside Edition, USA Today, Time Magazine, Rolling Stone, Abercrombie and Fitch Catalog and MTV News.

AEBN is the World?s Undisputed Leader in Adult Video-on-Demand. Their Xpeeps.com social networking site has well over one million profiles. The monthly Xpeeps events have had amazing response from its members.

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CHATSWORTH, CA — Shane’s World contract star and “girl next door” Casey Parker has been tapped by CO-ED Magazine to be the magazine’s resident sex advice columnist.

“I am very excited to be able to help college students with any sex questions they might have. I remember when I was first discovering my sexuality, there was a lot of stuff I had questions about, but I was too shy to ask. Now, it feels great that I am going to be able to help someone else out.” Says Parker.

Robert, President of CO-ED Magazine was equally excited. “We featured Casey on the front cover of CO-ED Magazine and have always had a great relationship with her. We wanted to do something that was both fun and educational, but also very interactive. We figured, with Casey’s appeal and bubbly persona, she’s the perfect person to give advice to college kids, she gets it, she’s in college, she understands what these kids are going through and can relate to them.” Says Robert.

“I always say that our generation should be more open about their sexuality. Everybody has sex. We might as well talk about it, and improve ourselves so we can get the maximum pleasure out of the act, and please our partners as well.” Adds Parker.

To submit your own sex question go to www.coedmagazine.com and click “Sex-ed with Casey Parker.” Or just write her directly at: askcasey@coedmagazine.com

Fans of Shane’s World’s Casey Parker can enjoy her in her latest release, California Dreamin’ available now and look for many more sexy new releases! For more Shane’s World releases log on to: www.shanesworld.com

To enjoy more of Casey Parker check out her official site: www.caseyparker.com

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HOLLYWOOD, CA – Smash Pictures would like to thank everyone for coming down to their SmashXXX.com launch party.

Casey Parker, Sunny Leone, Kayden Kross, Jenny Hendrix, Stuart Wall of Smash Pictures, Savanna Skye, Audrianna Angel, Earl Miller, Mark Kulkis, Abbey Brooks, Tee Reel, Brooke Haven, Penny Flame, Kinzie Kenner, Tori Black, Ray Dark of XRAY Video, Veronique Vega, Whitney Stevens, Donnie Cabo fromVouyer, Blake Blackwell, Aliana Love, Marie Mccray, Bobby Manilla, Trisha Rey, Mark Anthony, Mr. Marcus, Max Hardcore, Crista Moore, Cayden Moore, Mr. Pete, Tricia Devereaux, Jeff Mullen, Scott David, Alexis Texas, Vudu.com staff, Robert Plarski from Pulse, Rob from Jules Jordan, Tracy from Empire Dist., TMZ Reporters, Ryan from Adult Supersource, Craig from Digital Playground, Ahn from WantedList.com and many more…

HOLLYWOOD, CA — With the first XBIZ Hollywood Conference coming to a close earlier in the day, the 5th Annual XBIZ Awards provided a glamorous and decadent nightcap to the blockbuster show.

The star-studded awards ceremony rocked the Highlands in the heart of Tinseltown, as big name industry players from the studio and web side converged to celebrate the best and brightest companies, products and services the adult entertainment industry has to offer.

With the line to stroll across the red carpet stretching the length of the complex, an eager throng of photographers and interviewers were on hand to capture the moment. A crew from Playboy TV was a popular interview destination for many attendees.

Hostess Tera Patrick and emcee Jim Henley kept the night flowing as the awards were announced, while attendees mixed and mingled in the posh nightclub.

The anticipation of the crowd grew with each successive award and this years’ winners now can be counted among the exclusive group of XBIZ Awards winners.

Remember when the 2 Live Crew illegally sampled that one Van Halen riff for “Welcome to the Fuck Shop”?

Yeah… That ruled.

Van Halen sued them, but I think it was settled out of court.

I also think Tone Loc stole a bunch of their shit and got away with it…

After experiences like these, you would think the last thing a famous musician would wanna do is open his home to a bunch of strangers. (Not to mention several bona-fide degenerates.)

But that’s exactly what Eddie Van Halen did last weekend, when he and Michael Ninn threw a huge party at Eddie’s mansion in the hills to celebrate the release of Sacred Sin, the latest Ninn Worx DVD.

The guest list was tight, and as usual, I arrived late. Which meant I had to wait in line with a couple hundred people — including several annoyed-looking cast members of the film.

Yeah, it sucked… But I didn’t really mind. I had been drinking since noon, so I already had a pretty good buzz going. And since cameras were banned from the party, it gave me time to figure-out how I was going to crotch my Treo.

Earlier, I watched a bootleg DVD of Van Halen at the ’83 US Festival — With Diamond Dave doing karate kicks in his ass-less chaps, and Eddie tapping the neck of his red & white Frankenstrat.

Yes, I realize how gay that sounds. But let’s face it — Eddie is one of those rare individuals that created something that forever changed the way the electric guitar would be played. Using the Floyd Rose system, he revolutionized the sound and direction of rock music — which puts him in league with guitar gods like Hendrix, Jimmy Page, Eric Clapton, and Kip Winger.

(That last one was a joke. Kip played bass, and his band was fucking retarded.)

By the time I made it to the mansion, the party was in full-tilt. About six Jack & Coke’s later, it became downright surreal.

Walking around that party was like doing peyote while listening to Van Halen’s Fair Warning, then jerking off to porn and falling asleep while watching a Cirque du Soleil DVD.

It was essentially a Ren Faire with an open bar — Filled with acrobats, fire-breathers, and drunk chicks eating each other’s pussies by a pool.

Eddie played a set in the backyard with a band called “The Starfuckers.” They sounded great, and played a ton of nostalgic VH hits in good form.

Billy Idol was also scheduled to play, but he was a no-show. The rumor was that Idol didn’t want to be associated with the porn industry — which is retarded and ironic.

(Direct quote from Eddie: “I never missed a fucking gig in my life!”)

I only got a few shitty, low-quality pics with my camera phone. Lucky for you, the shots that turned-out were of babes like Sarah Blake, Lux Kassidy and Franchezca Valentina.

Out of everyone at the party, Eddie was the only one who looked out-of-place. He just chilled and walked-around with a bottle of wine… Sitting around the living room, tuning his guitar with a cigarette dangling from his lip, and wearing his trademark ripped boots with the toe showing.

As the party wound-down, Eddie played classical music on his grand piano. It was around this time that I was told Tianna Lynn had puked all over the foyer and passed-out. This was never confirmed, but I know the paramedics showed-up with a fire truck that blocked the entire driveway — Causing the party to go a couple more hours into the night. (No complaints here.)

Departing guests were handed gift bags that contained expensive watches, DVDs, G-strings, dildos & alcohol.

Happy Trails indeed.

Sacred Sin, featuring the music of Eddie Van Halen is now available through PornValleyXXX and Adult Video Universe.

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