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Ray posts: One night in Vegas, Cat Pee invited me to a “Clown Porn” party. My mind raced as I envisioned the sick, twisted hijinks I would experience courtesy of the kind freaks at RAMCO. Was I going to witness clowns — possibly naked clowns — fucking each other?! I pictured a full-blown clown orgy — complete with midgets, rubber chickens, and cream pies. (Pun intended)

Sadly, I arrived to find nothing of the sort. But I did kick it with Hollie Stevens.

HOLLIE: There’s a girl in the industry who’s known for having the stinkiest pussy… Do you know who I’m talking about?

RAY: I have a pretty good idea, yes.

HOLLIE: Well, a guy told me that when he worked with her, he told her politely “hey, you know, you might wanna do something beforehand…” and she fucking flipped on him. “I don’t fuckin’ stink! Fuck you!”

CAT: Who can smell their own pussy?

HOLLIE: Well I guess her pussy is so fucking terrible…

CAT: On my sets, I’m gonna have the finger-test. That’s gonna be in the contract.

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Bo Kenney had another killer party. Open bar, and as usual I was distracted by my beautiful friends. My ugly ones, too. Which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Unless you’re one of those people hoping to see more pics of yourself on the internet.

Nuttin’ but a Badass party… party…

Why aren’t most of these people pictured? You can thank SoCo & Johnny Walker for that.

(And Amber… And Hailey… And my nagging lack of self-control…)

What  the fuck took me so long to post these? Hey, asshole! Things take time on a free site. I’ve been busy making deals, spreading light, and becoming powerful. What have you been up to?

For the real re-cap, I give you Bad Ass Frank.

It was his night. And it rocked.

Man is it great to be alive on planet earth or what? Well, maybe not if you live in Iran or some fascist shithole. But look at these fucking photos! Do they make you want to live some place where it’s illegal to get fingered? Not me!

Oh and let’s get this out of the way — April Storm threw the best party in Vegas. Pure Play Media’s VIP Room at TAO was the shit. To me, it’s not really a “party” unless it’s full of hot, slutty girls, a well-stocked open bar, and lots of hot, slutty girls. And April delivered. Plus there were gift bags and free blowjobs!

Kidding. There were no gift bags.