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According to the Chinese Zodiac, 2009 is the Year of the Ox.  Whatever the fuck that means.  In Porn Valley, 2009 was clearly the year of the porn parody.

Here is a recap of some of this year’s most interesting spoofs:

Join sex crime investigator, Dexxxter Whoregan (Nikki Rhodes) as she investigates some of Miami’s sexiest and raunchiest cases. Adult stars Lexi Belle, McKenzie Sweets, Kya Tropic, Lynx and more perform in some steamy scenes in this parody on the Showtime hit, Dexter. Fans of the original show will appreciate the attention to detail, and hardcore porn lovers will surely get off to this hot feature!

When the cameras enter the offices of Dinder Muffin, it’s up to “World’s Bust Boss”, Michelle (Ashlynn Brooke), to make sure that the hard drives are hard and the water cooler is wet. That’s why she’s not only the boss, she’s the employee of the month!  The splooge and jokes fly with Jenna Haze, Stephanie Swift, Alexis Texas, Gianna Michaels, Faye Reagan, Dahlia Denyle, Codi Carmichael, James Deen, Dane Cross, Ralph Long, Rocco Reed, and Mark Wood.

You’ll Be Hoppin’, Boppin’ and Cock Rockin’ with… Watch America’s favorite 1950’s gang go from wholesome to horny in this rockin’ sex romp!  Stars: Penny Flame, Riley Evans, Tori Black, Raquel Devine, Missy Stone, Codi Carmichael, Ally Ann, Tommy Gunn, Anthony Rosano.

Get ready for some sex, jugs, and Rock ‘N Roll — 1970’s-style! Imagine a combination of polyester pants, platform shoes, hilarious comedy, and scorching hot sex scenes! Well, that’s exactly what you’re going to get with 70′S SHOW: A XXX PARODY! Introducing sexified parodies of your favorite characters including Eric, Donna, Fez, Jackie, Laurie, Kelso, Hyde, Kitty & Red. Things get dazed & confused when this sex-crazed group of friends head to a concert. Backstage passes quickly become backstage asses as the gang tries to pick up groupies & meat the band. 70′S SHOW-A XXX PARODY, featuring Brooke Banner, Ashlynn Brooke, Missy Stone, Rachel Love, Kaci Starr, Patrick J. Knight, Anthony Rosano, Ralph Long, Pike Nelson, Steve Smith, and more!

Starring Anthony Rosano, Trina Michaels, Ryder Skye, TJ Cummings, Allison Pierce, Mia Lelani, April Blossom, Alex Sanders, Cheyne Collins. Join Vicki Chase, X, Holly Drama and Tortise as they fuck their way to the top of Hollywood! These girls aren’t your average pornstars — they use their sex appeal to get whatever they want out of their careers.

Federal agents Dana Scully (Kimberly Kane) and Fox Mulder (Anthony Rosano) are sent to investigate a series of mysterious homicides. A common thread of the murders are the occult images and symbols found at the scene of each crime. With time against them, Scully and Mulder must solve the riddle that will eventually lead them to someone or something they have never encountered before. The truth is out that “The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody” is the hottest movie of the year! Suspenseful, sexy, awesome! Featuring Ashlynn Brooke, Audrey Bitoni, Evan Stone, Charley Chase, and more!

When Jack loses his restaurant job the gang can’t afford rent so Chrissy picks up a night job leading Janet, Jack & the Ropers to think she’s become a hooker. Crazy, hilarious & dirty situations result in non-stop sucking & fucking as gorgeous tits, ass & pussy abound in this hardcore spoof of the classic ’70s TV show.  Stars Alyssa Hall, Brynn Tyler , Dino Bravo, Eric Swiss, James Bartholet, Jenny Hendrix, Madison Scott, Nina Hartley, Penny Flame, Ron Jeremy, Roxy Jezel, Scott Lyons,Sienna West, Tommy Gunn, Van Damage

Tons Of Hardcore Action With An All Star Cast!

Your favorite spooky family is more sexy than scary in This Ain’t The Munsters XXX! This spoof from Hustler Video features an all star cast that is to die for! Parodying the original TV show, the Munster family shows you what goes on when they’re turned on in this hilarious movie!

They may be stranded, but they’re stll horny!! Watch Gilligan and the castaways get down & dirty!! Starring Anthony Rosano, Darryl Hanah, Evan Stone, Jack Lawrence, Regan Reese, Rod Fontana, Ryder Skye, Sindee Jennings

Al fears his job is in jeopardy so Kelly gets involved in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get his co-worker fired. Gorgeous tits, ass and pussy abound in the Bundy household as Peg, Kelly, Al, Bud, Marcie & Steve can’t stop fucking in this dirty spoof of the classic show Tv show.  Performers: Alyssa Hall, Brittany O’Connell, Brooke Belle, Dane Cross, Emy Reyes, Eric Swiss, India Summer, Kagney Linn Karter, Kimber James (TS), Kora Cummings, Madison Scott, Nick Manning, Payton Leigh, Reno

There’s only one cure for the beautiful female patients of Naked Heart Hospital… a good dose of Penis-illin from Doctor DJ (AVN’s Male Performer of the Year, James Deen)! When handsome young & hung doctor, DJ sees that the lack of sexual healing amongst the hospital’s staff is affecting their work, he realizes that he must come up with a plan to heal everyone of their Acute Bone-itis. At Naked Heart Hospital laughter and deep penetration are surely the best medicines.New Sensations proudly presents the hilarious & filthy, Scrubs  A XXX Parody. Catch all of the XXX-Raying, Bodily Fluid Transfusing, Pussy-oscopies you can handle with All-Star cast, Ashlynn Brooke, Joanna Angel, Alexis Texas, Tori Black, Missy Stone, Thea Marie, James Deen, Shane Diesel, Jack Lawrence, and Ralph Long.

HUSTLER Boldy goes there!  Sasha Grey plays a Vulcan stricken with the “sickness”. The only way she can find satisfaction is to FUCK! Captain Kirk is more then happy to oblige by plunging his cock deep into her dripping wet pink pussy!  Taken by Kahn’s charms, Aurora Snow decides it’s best to shove his cock in her mouth. This is followed by a deliciously sexy fuck fest filled with hard pussy pounding!  Jenna Haze is a mysterious alien who is dipped in Venus fluid. Therefore, all she wants to do is FUCK! She convinces the logical and emotional Spock, to fuck her silly in the name of science!  Codi Carmichael as the sickbay nurse is stricken with the virus. The only cure is a sudden rush of Endorphins. She gets off by fucking Bones silly. His huge cock assaults her nice pink pussy!  Also stricken with the virus Jada Fire as Uhura, double teams Spock and Captain James T. Kirk. She is cured by having a cock deep in her ass, while another is ramming away at her hot wet pink pussy!

New Sensations, the studio that brought you The Office: A XXX Parody, Scrubs: A XXX Parody and Seinfeld: A XXX Parody presents 30 Rock: A XXX Parody, a side-splitting and pussy pounding take on one of the funniest shows on TV. Imagine, all of your favorite and funniest characters played by some of the hottest porn stars! With sexy and spot on performances by Ashlyn Brooke, Lisa Ann, Amy Ried, Rebeca Linares, Evie Delatosso, Lana Violet, James Deen, Herschel Savage, Ralph Long, Chris Cannon and Erik Everhard, 30 Rock: A XXX Parody is a must have for anybody who likes to laugh or cum.

Shopping with porn chicks is fun.

Especially when they’re hot, and you know they are less than 48 hours away from bouncing all over your cock.

Case in point: Austyn Summers.

You will be seeing a lot more of Austyn very soon on AmateurAllure.com

The other night, we hit the mall with Codi Carmichael and Skyla Paige to grab some slut wear.  

Afterwards, the girls drove to a pizza joint in NoHo — But it had just closed.  

That’s when the tits came out, and curiously — the place was suddenly open for business again.

Oh and the pizzas?  Free.

You’ll never starve in L.A. being a hot girl with nice tits.

For dessert, Skyla decided that instead of blowing me, it would be far more interesting to blow a kitchen cabinet.

Sadly, Megan Mallone agreed.

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Adam & Eve threw a party for their new film The Surrender of O, starring Bree Olson. Among those who attended: Bobbi Starr, Charlotte Vale, Codi Carmichael, Veronique Vega, Dana DeArmond, Jenny Hendrix, Kiara Diane, Nina Hartley, Mika Tan, Ava Rose, Krissy Leigh, Krissy Lynn, Shorty Mac, and Tommy Gunn.

RAY: Where are you from?

CODI: I’m from the East Coast.  Baltimore, Maryland.  I still live there.  A lot of my family is from Kentucky and West Virginia.

RAY: How many interviews have you done?

CODI: This is my first one!

RAY: How young are you?

CODI: I’m 21.

RAY: And you’re a Tom Petty fan?

CODI: I’m a big Tom Petty fan! [Laughs] You heard it on my phone?  It’s on my MySpace too.  

RAY: What’s new with you?

CODI: I just got my boobs done a few months ago.  I got a D-cup.  They went in through the nipple.  They look really good!  I’m excited to get back to work.  I got bored just watching TV.

RAY: How did you come up with your stage name?

CODI: I had a friend in elementary school with the last name Carmichael.  I like that name.  I went with Codi as a first name because it flowed-nicely. I wanted a boy’s name.

RAY: Why porn?

CODI: I was a receptionist for three years.  I worked for a dermatology and a podiatry office.  I kind of liked it, but the pay wasn’t the greatest.  I always wanted to do something that was “out there” — Something that got more exposure.  I was tired of sitting behind a desk.  One day I went on SexyJobs.com and posted a few pictures.  I was thinking I might get a couple of responses.  I checked my email an hour later and I had twenty replies. The next day I had thirty replies, and they didn’t stop coming!  So I talked about it with my boyfriend and told him I decided I wanted to get into the porn business. 

RAY: How did he react?

CODI: We had the standard boyfriend/girlfriend talk.  At first, he only wanted me doing solo and girl/girl porn.  Basically, he didn’t want other guys sticking their dicks in his girlfriend.  I figured cool, that’s what I’ll do.  I thought it would work.  But after talking to a few people in the industry, I quickly realized that doing solo and girl/girl doesn’t amount to much.  You can’t really make a business out of that.  It’s not like it was years ago.  The world is a different place.  You have to do boy/girl or you’re not going to make any money — Especially if you plan to do porn as a career.   So my boyfriend and I talked and we decided to have an open relationship.  We’re cool with everything now.

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HOLLYWOOD, CA — The 2008 XRCO Awards ushered in a new era even before the first trophy was handed out. This year’s event featured a new logo, a brilliant new location, superstar presenters and a great turnout.

For the first time the XRCO Awards was held at Highlands Nightclub on Hollywood Boulevard. With the bright lights of a huge mainstream premier just below, hostesses Gina Lynn and Carmen Heart entertained a record turn out for the annual awards show.

Among those who attended: Amber Lynn, Ashlynn Brooke, Belladonna, Britney Stevens, Codi Carmichael, Flower Tucci, Gia Jordan, Joanna Angel, John Leslie, Kelly Skyline, Kenzi Marie, Lexi Belle, Lexxi Tyler, Louisa Lanewood, Max Hardcore, Mya Nicole, Nick Manning, Nikki Rhodes, Rebecca Linares, Ron Jeremy, Sasha Grey, Sunny Lane, Tee Reel, Tori Black, Veronique Vega, and Whitney Stevens.

“This was huge for me,” said Gina of her experience. “The XRCO Awards are always important for our industry, but this year you could just feel the renewed energy. I knew I had to give my best effort and I’m really happy with the way things turned out.”

Thanks to sponsors HotMovies.com, Wicked Pictures and Pink Visual, the 2008 XRCO Awards were bigger and better than ever.

Big winners for the evening included multiple winner Jules Jordan, Wicked Pictures Stormy Daniels and Brad Armstrong and Performers of the Year Sasha Grey and Evan Stone.

The XRCO would like to congratulate all of the winners and thank everyone who participated and attended this special event.