Porn Valley News

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Hundreds of porn industry movers and shakers will meet with a celebrity laced mainstream crowd at the Halloween blockbuster event of the year as Adam & Eve Pictures, Fleshlight, The Screaming O and X-Play throw the “Hell” portion of the Heaven & Hell Halloween Bash at club ECCO 9PM Saturday, October 29th in Hollywood from 9PM until 2AM.

The party is being hosted by adult movie superstar Kagney Linn Karter along with spooky party co-hosting girls Andy San Dimas, Misty Stone, Aubrey Addams, Kaylee Hilton, Annie Cruz, Emy Reyes, Dana DeArmond, Sensi Pearl, Bridgette B, Trinity St. Claire, Jennifer White, Veronica Rodriguez, Vicki Chase, Nikki Daniels, Adrianna Luna, Francesca Le, Courtney Page, Nella Jay, Lyla Storm, Katie Summers, Holly Michaels, Dani Daniels, Margo Russo and industry legend Nina Hartley.

Multiple superstar talent agencies including LA Direct Models, Type 9, ATM LA, OC Modeling, Spiegler Girls, Foxxx Modeling & Vangard Talent are also endorsing this event and bringing hundreds of their beautiful porn stars to party at what is expected to be the greatest adult industry bash of the year.

“We expect this to be a wild Halloween event filled with hundreds of gorgeous girls in sexy and scary Halloween costumes,” stated Jeff Mullen an organizer of some of the greatest porn parties of all time.  “It is always one of the best nights of the year and everybody has an insanely good time so this is one party not to be missed plus we have both inside the club and outside in the alley areas to have fun.”

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EDISON, NJ — A diverse group of sexy stars will be lighting up the Exxxotica Expo this week in New Jersey at the Galaxy Publicity booth and participating in the festivities. Fresh from starring in the year’s biggest adult films, Daisy Marie, Misty Stone, Emy Reyes, Chastity Lynn, Jasmine Ryder, James Bartholet, Vanessa Naughty, Alisha Madison, and more will be signing merchandise, posing for pictures and meeting fans throughout the expo, to be held November 5-7th at the New Jersey Expo Center in Edison, NJ.

Ginger Lynn will be signing at the Legends of Exxxotica booth, presented by Genesis Magazine. Busty Welsh beauty Sophie Dee will be signing in her booth with Jessica Bangkok and Alexis Amore will be singing with Kiara Mia in her booth.

Among the many entertaining and informative stage shows, Misty Stone will be giving a seminar titled “Make Love Like A Pornstar” along with Tanya Tate and Andy San Dimas at 6:30pm on Saturday in Room 1.  Throughout the expo James Bartholet will be hosting “Inside the Porn Actor’s Studio,” a parody of the famous James Lipton program. Bartholet will sit down with the biggest names in adult for intimate interview sessions about their careers, lives, and what motivates them when the director yells “Action!”

The schedule will be as follows:

• FRIDAY – Room 2 @ 5pm – Vanessa Del Rio
• FRIDAY – Room 1 @ 9:45pm – Daisy Marie
• SATURDAY – Room 1 @ 3pm – Jasmin St. Claire
• SATURDAY – Room 2 @ 7pm – Ginger Lynn
• SUNDAY – Room 1 @ 5:30pm – Brittany Andrews

The Galaxy Publicity booth will be located at space #719, and special coupons for 10% off signed DVD’s will be floating around.  For more information visit: http://www.eXXXoticaExpo.com or follow @EXXXOTICA on Twitter.

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LOS ANGELES, CA — Blue Circus Entertainment’s owner and President Dick Chibbles takes off his foam nose, and clown shoes, wipes off his signature face paint, and proudly brings to the porn world a parody to end all parodies.

With a complete All Star Cast including names Lexi Belle, Asa Akira, Amber Rayne, Ginger Lynn, Syren Demer, Britney Amber, Heidi Mayne, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, Ron Jeremy, James Bartholet, Emy Reyes, Jack Vegas, Jay Ashley and David Lord to name just a few.

DRILL a pornSAWparody will bring something brand new to the porn industry opening up a completely new genre to the industry. Unlike anything else DRILL is a dark erotic horror filled with twists and turns of a full original story based off the adult industry with comedic undertones.

With the sex starved comedic Detective Roush (James Bartholet) and the straight laced by the book super cougar partner (Syren Demer) are on the trail of the killer that is loose in the valley. Putting the biggest porn stars in diabolical sexual situation in which their performance has to be top notch to escape the clutches of Screwball. Like every great mystery you can’t let out the entire plot so you don’t ruin the ending. An adaptation of the SAW movies with some of the hottest sex even jigsaws puppet’s sporting wood.

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HOLLYWOOD, CA — It takes a monumental effort in the movie business for a sequel to be better than the original movie but apparently that’s the case with X-Play’s porn comedy Not the Cosbys XXX 2 which has been garnering impressive critical reviews and early sales than have topped the 2010 AVN Award winner Not the Cosbys XXX which went on to win a slew of trophies including best parody in Las Vegas.

“Some sequels aren’t worth making and even less worth watching. That couldn’t be more untrue of this movie,” wrote Roger Pipe for www.rogreviews.com in his review of Not the Cosbys XXX 2.

“Any time you get sex this good in features it is a bonus. To get it on top of a great script, a dead on parody and a funny movie it’s the recipe for a huge hit. As they have done with the Bradys, Will Ryder and X-Play have made the Cosbys into a porn franchise that I can’t recommend strongly enough.”

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According to the Chinese Zodiac, 2009 is the Year of the Ox.  Whatever the fuck that means.  In Porn Valley, 2009 was clearly the year of the porn parody.

Here is a recap of some of this year’s most interesting spoofs:

Join sex crime investigator, Dexxxter Whoregan (Nikki Rhodes) as she investigates some of Miami’s sexiest and raunchiest cases. Adult stars Lexi Belle, McKenzie Sweets, Kya Tropic, Lynx and more perform in some steamy scenes in this parody on the Showtime hit, Dexter. Fans of the original show will appreciate the attention to detail, and hardcore porn lovers will surely get off to this hot feature!

When the cameras enter the offices of Dinder Muffin, it’s up to “World’s Bust Boss”, Michelle (Ashlynn Brooke), to make sure that the hard drives are hard and the water cooler is wet. That’s why she’s not only the boss, she’s the employee of the month!  The splooge and jokes fly with Jenna Haze, Stephanie Swift, Alexis Texas, Gianna Michaels, Faye Reagan, Dahlia Denyle, Codi Carmichael, James Deen, Dane Cross, Ralph Long, Rocco Reed, and Mark Wood.

You’ll Be Hoppin’, Boppin’ and Cock Rockin’ with… Watch America’s favorite 1950′s gang go from wholesome to horny in this rockin’ sex romp!  Stars: Penny Flame, Riley Evans, Tori Black, Raquel Devine, Missy Stone, Codi Carmichael, Ally Ann, Tommy Gunn, Anthony Rosano.

Get ready for some sex, jugs, and Rock ‘N Roll — 1970′s-style! Imagine a combination of polyester pants, platform shoes, hilarious comedy, and scorching hot sex scenes! Well, that’s exactly what you’re going to get with 70′S SHOW: A XXX PARODY! Introducing sexified parodies of your favorite characters including Eric, Donna, Fez, Jackie, Laurie, Kelso, Hyde, Kitty & Red. Things get dazed & confused when this sex-crazed group of friends head to a concert. Backstage passes quickly become backstage asses as the gang tries to pick up groupies & meat the band. 70′S SHOW-A XXX PARODY, featuring Brooke Banner, Ashlynn Brooke, Missy Stone, Rachel Love, Kaci Starr, Patrick J. Knight, Anthony Rosano, Ralph Long, Pike Nelson, Steve Smith, and more!

Starring Anthony Rosano, Trina Michaels, Ryder Skye, TJ Cummings, Allison Pierce, Mia Lelani, April Blossom, Alex Sanders, Cheyne Collins. Join Vicki Chase, X, Holly Drama and Tortise as they fuck their way to the top of Hollywood! These girls aren’t your average pornstars — they use their sex appeal to get whatever they want out of their careers.

Federal agents Dana Scully (Kimberly Kane) and Fox Mulder (Anthony Rosano) are sent to investigate a series of mysterious homicides. A common thread of the murders are the occult images and symbols found at the scene of each crime. With time against them, Scully and Mulder must solve the riddle that will eventually lead them to someone or something they have never encountered before. The truth is out that “The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody” is the hottest movie of the year! Suspenseful, sexy, awesome! Featuring Ashlynn Brooke, Audrey Bitoni, Evan Stone, Charley Chase, and more!

When Jack loses his restaurant job the gang can’t afford rent so Chrissy picks up a night job leading Janet, Jack & the Ropers to think she’s become a hooker. Crazy, hilarious & dirty situations result in non-stop sucking & fucking as gorgeous tits, ass & pussy abound in this hardcore spoof of the classic ’70s TV show.  Stars Alyssa Hall, Brynn Tyler , Dino Bravo, Eric Swiss, James Bartholet, Jenny Hendrix, Madison Scott, Nina Hartley, Penny Flame, Ron Jeremy, Roxy Jezel, Scott Lyons,Sienna West, Tommy Gunn, Van Damage

Tons Of Hardcore Action With An All Star Cast!

Your favorite spooky family is more sexy than scary in This Ain’t The Munsters XXX! This spoof from Hustler Video features an all star cast that is to die for! Parodying the original TV show, the Munster family shows you what goes on when they’re turned on in this hilarious movie!

They may be stranded, but they’re stll horny!! Watch Gilligan and the castaways get down & dirty!! Starring Anthony Rosano, Darryl Hanah, Evan Stone, Jack Lawrence, Regan Reese, Rod Fontana, Ryder Skye, Sindee Jennings

Al fears his job is in jeopardy so Kelly gets involved in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get his co-worker fired. Gorgeous tits, ass and pussy abound in the Bundy household as Peg, Kelly, Al, Bud, Marcie & Steve can’t stop fucking in this dirty spoof of the classic show Tv show.  Performers: Alyssa Hall, Brittany O’Connell, Brooke Belle, Dane Cross, Emy Reyes, Eric Swiss, India Summer, Kagney Linn Karter, Kimber James (TS), Kora Cummings, Madison Scott, Nick Manning, Payton Leigh, Reno

There’s only one cure for the beautiful female patients of Naked Heart Hospital… a good dose of Penis-illin from Doctor DJ (AVN’s Male Performer of the Year, James Deen)! When handsome young & hung doctor, DJ sees that the lack of sexual healing amongst the hospital’s staff is affecting their work, he realizes that he must come up with a plan to heal everyone of their Acute Bone-itis. At Naked Heart Hospital laughter and deep penetration are surely the best medicines.New Sensations proudly presents the hilarious & filthy, Scrubs  A XXX Parody. Catch all of the XXX-Raying, Bodily Fluid Transfusing, Pussy-oscopies you can handle with All-Star cast, Ashlynn Brooke, Joanna Angel, Alexis Texas, Tori Black, Missy Stone, Thea Marie, James Deen, Shane Diesel, Jack Lawrence, and Ralph Long.

HUSTLER Boldy goes there!  Sasha Grey plays a Vulcan stricken with the “sickness”. The only way she can find satisfaction is to FUCK! Captain Kirk is more then happy to oblige by plunging his cock deep into her dripping wet pink pussy!  Taken by Kahn’s charms, Aurora Snow decides it’s best to shove his cock in her mouth. This is followed by a deliciously sexy fuck fest filled with hard pussy pounding!  Jenna Haze is a mysterious alien who is dipped in Venus fluid. Therefore, all she wants to do is FUCK! She convinces the logical and emotional Spock, to fuck her silly in the name of science!  Codi Carmichael as the sickbay nurse is stricken with the virus. The only cure is a sudden rush of Endorphins. She gets off by fucking Bones silly. His huge cock assaults her nice pink pussy!  Also stricken with the virus Jada Fire as Uhura, double teams Spock and Captain James T. Kirk. She is cured by having a cock deep in her ass, while another is ramming away at her hot wet pink pussy!

New Sensations, the studio that brought you The Office: A XXX Parody, Scrubs: A XXX Parody and Seinfeld: A XXX Parody presents 30 Rock: A XXX Parody, a side-splitting and pussy pounding take on one of the funniest shows on TV. Imagine, all of your favorite and funniest characters played by some of the hottest porn stars! With sexy and spot on performances by Ashlyn Brooke, Lisa Ann, Amy Ried, Rebeca Linares, Evie Delatosso, Lana Violet, James Deen, Herschel Savage, Ralph Long, Chris Cannon and Erik Everhard, 30 Rock: A XXX Parody is a must have for anybody who likes to laugh or cum.

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Married with Children is one of those great television shows where the topics were so raunchy it practically begged for nudity and sex.  Now director Will Ryder is set to release Not Married with Children XXX as fans of the TV show will get to see Kelly Bundy getting banged in stereo starting August 25th when the DVD is released from X-Play/LFP Video.

Starring Kagney Linn Karter as Kelly and a spot-on cast, Not Married with Children XXX is a wild ride filled with laughs and dirty sex and is by far the funniest movie ever created by the team responsible for such mega-hits as Not the Bradys XXX, Not Bewitched XXX, Not the Cosbys XXX, Not Three’s Company XXX and Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia.

“You know you’re creating something really funny when you have to tell your cast and crew to stop laughing as you shot the movie,” Ryder said from his Hollywood office.

“This is the funniest movie I’ve ever been in,” stated Brittany O’Connell who plays Peg.  “We couldn’t stop laughing the entire time.  It was crazy.”  O’Connell made her name in porn in the 1990s and is enjoying a comeback of sorts sparked by her role as the do-nothing-stay-at-home Mom Peg.

Al fears his job is in jeopardy when a hotshot shoe salesman outsells him so he enlists the help of his daughter Kelly in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get the guy fired.  Gorgeous tits, booty and snatch abound in the Bundy household as Peg, Kelly, Al, Bud, Marcie & Steve can’t stop doing it in this dirty spoof of the classic ‘80s & ‘90s TV show.

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