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Pictured from left to right: Chi Chi, Eric Swiss, Riley Reid, Anikka Albrite, Will Ryder, J.J. Hollyberry who plays Blutarsky in Not Animal House XXX.

HOLLYWOOD, CA – Costumed members of the porn industry turned out by the hundreds Saturday night at the annual Heaven & Hell Porn Bash in Hollywood thrown by XPlay’s Jeff Mullen and Scott David, and Danny B. Many industry members attended to support the ‘No on Measure B’ campaign – Los Angeles’ condom ballot measure, which allows government to creep closer into your lives by regulating the type of entertainment you watch in your bedroom.

On a warm, breezeless night, the costume bash expanded to over 1,000 people by 11pm at adjacent clubs Roxbury & Hemingway’s. The industry had their own sexy private VIP room, packed with scantily clad porn stars who drank and danced the night away.

“The goal of the party was to have a great time celebrating Halloween – and to raise cash and awareness for the industry’s efforts on behalf of ‘no on government waste,’ which will help purchase the final television and radio spots encouraging people to vote no on measure B,” stated multi-award winning director Mullen.

Measure B is an ill-conceived effort to require mandatory condom usage on adult film sets, but instead will destroy the nation’s most advanced testing program and replace it with a government program that will cost taxpayers money for “condom police.” If you believe our government should not waste taxpayer’s money attempting to regulate what has been a safe adult movie industry, please vote no on Measure B.

If Measure B is not defeated, it will have a tremendously negative effect on the adult film industry; the gala event raised much-needed money for advertising before the general election on Nov. 6. But more money is quickly needed. If you wish to make a private donation to No on Measure B, please visit the website. Any amount will help.

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HOLLYWOOD, CA — With a heavy marketing campaign now underway, the producers of Not Animal House XXX have offered a first look at some of the promotional print materials they will be using and have tipped their hand regarding a sexy promotional barrage that will carry well into next year.

The hilarious spoof of the classic movie Animal House which starred John Belushi is a co-production between Adam & Eve Pictures and X-Play and is set to hit stores September 26th. The first poster is packed with collegiate carnality.

X-Play and the marketing teams of All Media Play and Adam & Eve Pictures are now underway doing everything possible to promote this movie including the upcoming launch of a fan-friendly website, star access for media interviews, store posters, promotional trailers that will be strategically launched to coincide with major political developments including the Republican National Convention and a special trailer during the Democratic National Convention, a beautiful media pack that will accompany the double-disc DVD when it is shipped later in September plus some online marketing ‘special events’ that will utilize YouTube and Facebook designed to twist and titillate.

Details of a mega adult industry Halloween party to celebrate the movie is being planned. Details have not been released.

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CHATSWORTH, CA — SMASH PICTURES is set to release Friends and Family 3 from director Jim Powers.  It’s a wild family affair when the Stone kids start dating the Smith’s.  Mr. Stone (EVAN STONE) has a daughter (JASLENE JADE) who loves older men and entices his brother in-law (ALEC KNIGHT) into a steamy middle of the night encounter.  Jaslene even makes her uncle creampie her.  Wow – this could spell trouble in the future. Meanwhile Mr. Stone and his wife (INDIA SUMMER) are getting it on with the Smith’s freshman daughter (MANDY ARMANI) and her son Logan ends up in bed with Mrs. Smith (VERONICA AVLUV) and her daughter Khloe (KHLOE KUSH).  Not to be outdone Mr. Smith (ERIC SWISS) gets in on the action when his son Jessie takes out Molly Stone (MOLLY BENNETT) on a date.  That’s a bicycle built for two.  This film includes 3-three ways in one movie!

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CHATSWORTH, CA — SMASH Pictures is set to release BRIDESMAIDS XXX “Porn Parody”, Directed by Jim Powers on Oct. 13th and has posted a softcore trailer for the film on YouTube.

Bridesmaids XXX stars Eric Swiss & Sarah Vandella, Jack Lawrence & Lexi Swallow, Anthony Rosano & Katie St. Ives, Bill Bailey & Sasha Knox, and Kagney Linn Karter & April O’Neil.

A romantically unattached woman, Annie, (Lexi Swallow), fears she is losing her BFF, Lillian, (Sarah Vandella) when Lillian announces her engagement. To make matters worse, Lillian has become very close to her boss’s wife, the rich and sophisticated Helen (Katie St. Ives), who takes over control of all of the wedding plans after Annie’s attempts fail miserably.

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Paul Thomas’ Independent Label Provides the Freedom to Create Uncompromising, Extreme Movies, like “Pervert”!

MARINA DEL REY, CA — “Pervert” from Paul Thomas Presents is now available on DVD through distributor LFP Video.  The salacious “Pervert” is the second release from Director Paul Thomas’ new, independent label.  Under Paul Thomas Presents, Paul Thomas is free to create darker, more sexually extreme and uncompromising movies.  Starring Lily LaBeau, Bobbi Starr, Samantha Ryan, Krissy Lynn, Sarah Shevon, Otto Bauer, Eric Swiss, Anthony Rosano and Derrick Pierce, “Pervert” is an intelligent vision of deviant behaviors lurking in the back of even the most normal minds.  AVN Media founder Paul Fishbein personally reviewed “Pervert”, giving it four and a half stars.  He writes, “An erotic and strikingly original production, Paul Thomas’ ‘Pervert’ delves into the psychology of bizarre sexual tendencies in an entertaining two-part feature that actually serves as a double feature of sorts…[Paul Thomas] is shooting some of the best sex in his career… Solid feature, which is wholly original and should be stocked by anyone who does will with story-oriented product.”

View the XXX-rated “Pervert” trailer HERE

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“Pervert” includes two stories of regular people taking their sexual desires to the extreme.  Otto Bauer plays Doyle, a Peeping Tom obsessed with Joy (Lily LaBeau).  Joy likes to play twisted games too, and it’s not long before she has Doyle on all fours begging to be pleased… or punished.  He’ll do anything, as long as he has her attention.  Eric Swiss is Robin, a lawyer bored with his life—finding adrenaline rushes from mugging strangers and sleeping with prostitutes.  While Psychologist Marion (Samantha Ryan) is supposed to help fix Robin’s abnormal behavior, he ends up pulling her down into his dark world.  “Pervert” is unlike anything Paul Thomas has ever done before.

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According to the Chinese Zodiac, 2009 is the Year of the Ox.  Whatever the fuck that means.  In Porn Valley, 2009 was clearly the year of the porn parody.

Here is a recap of some of this year’s most interesting spoofs:

Join sex crime investigator, Dexxxter Whoregan (Nikki Rhodes) as she investigates some of Miami’s sexiest and raunchiest cases. Adult stars Lexi Belle, McKenzie Sweets, Kya Tropic, Lynx and more perform in some steamy scenes in this parody on the Showtime hit, Dexter. Fans of the original show will appreciate the attention to detail, and hardcore porn lovers will surely get off to this hot feature!

When the cameras enter the offices of Dinder Muffin, it’s up to “World’s Bust Boss”, Michelle (Ashlynn Brooke), to make sure that the hard drives are hard and the water cooler is wet. That’s why she’s not only the boss, she’s the employee of the month!  The splooge and jokes fly with Jenna Haze, Stephanie Swift, Alexis Texas, Gianna Michaels, Faye Reagan, Dahlia Denyle, Codi Carmichael, James Deen, Dane Cross, Ralph Long, Rocco Reed, and Mark Wood.

You’ll Be Hoppin’, Boppin’ and Cock Rockin’ with… Watch America’s favorite 1950′s gang go from wholesome to horny in this rockin’ sex romp!  Stars: Penny Flame, Riley Evans, Tori Black, Raquel Devine, Missy Stone, Codi Carmichael, Ally Ann, Tommy Gunn, Anthony Rosano.

Get ready for some sex, jugs, and Rock ‘N Roll — 1970′s-style! Imagine a combination of polyester pants, platform shoes, hilarious comedy, and scorching hot sex scenes! Well, that’s exactly what you’re going to get with 70′S SHOW: A XXX PARODY! Introducing sexified parodies of your favorite characters including Eric, Donna, Fez, Jackie, Laurie, Kelso, Hyde, Kitty & Red. Things get dazed & confused when this sex-crazed group of friends head to a concert. Backstage passes quickly become backstage asses as the gang tries to pick up groupies & meat the band. 70′S SHOW-A XXX PARODY, featuring Brooke Banner, Ashlynn Brooke, Missy Stone, Rachel Love, Kaci Starr, Patrick J. Knight, Anthony Rosano, Ralph Long, Pike Nelson, Steve Smith, and more!

Starring Anthony Rosano, Trina Michaels, Ryder Skye, TJ Cummings, Allison Pierce, Mia Lelani, April Blossom, Alex Sanders, Cheyne Collins. Join Vicki Chase, X, Holly Drama and Tortise as they fuck their way to the top of Hollywood! These girls aren’t your average pornstars — they use their sex appeal to get whatever they want out of their careers.

Federal agents Dana Scully (Kimberly Kane) and Fox Mulder (Anthony Rosano) are sent to investigate a series of mysterious homicides. A common thread of the murders are the occult images and symbols found at the scene of each crime. With time against them, Scully and Mulder must solve the riddle that will eventually lead them to someone or something they have never encountered before. The truth is out that “The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody” is the hottest movie of the year! Suspenseful, sexy, awesome! Featuring Ashlynn Brooke, Audrey Bitoni, Evan Stone, Charley Chase, and more!

When Jack loses his restaurant job the gang can’t afford rent so Chrissy picks up a night job leading Janet, Jack & the Ropers to think she’s become a hooker. Crazy, hilarious & dirty situations result in non-stop sucking & fucking as gorgeous tits, ass & pussy abound in this hardcore spoof of the classic ’70s TV show.  Stars Alyssa Hall, Brynn Tyler , Dino Bravo, Eric Swiss, James Bartholet, Jenny Hendrix, Madison Scott, Nina Hartley, Penny Flame, Ron Jeremy, Roxy Jezel, Scott Lyons,Sienna West, Tommy Gunn, Van Damage

Tons Of Hardcore Action With An All Star Cast!

Your favorite spooky family is more sexy than scary in This Ain’t The Munsters XXX! This spoof from Hustler Video features an all star cast that is to die for! Parodying the original TV show, the Munster family shows you what goes on when they’re turned on in this hilarious movie!

They may be stranded, but they’re stll horny!! Watch Gilligan and the castaways get down & dirty!! Starring Anthony Rosano, Darryl Hanah, Evan Stone, Jack Lawrence, Regan Reese, Rod Fontana, Ryder Skye, Sindee Jennings

Al fears his job is in jeopardy so Kelly gets involved in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get his co-worker fired. Gorgeous tits, ass and pussy abound in the Bundy household as Peg, Kelly, Al, Bud, Marcie & Steve can’t stop fucking in this dirty spoof of the classic show Tv show.  Performers: Alyssa Hall, Brittany O’Connell, Brooke Belle, Dane Cross, Emy Reyes, Eric Swiss, India Summer, Kagney Linn Karter, Kimber James (TS), Kora Cummings, Madison Scott, Nick Manning, Payton Leigh, Reno

There’s only one cure for the beautiful female patients of Naked Heart Hospital… a good dose of Penis-illin from Doctor DJ (AVN’s Male Performer of the Year, James Deen)! When handsome young & hung doctor, DJ sees that the lack of sexual healing amongst the hospital’s staff is affecting their work, he realizes that he must come up with a plan to heal everyone of their Acute Bone-itis. At Naked Heart Hospital laughter and deep penetration are surely the best medicines.New Sensations proudly presents the hilarious & filthy, Scrubs  A XXX Parody. Catch all of the XXX-Raying, Bodily Fluid Transfusing, Pussy-oscopies you can handle with All-Star cast, Ashlynn Brooke, Joanna Angel, Alexis Texas, Tori Black, Missy Stone, Thea Marie, James Deen, Shane Diesel, Jack Lawrence, and Ralph Long.

HUSTLER Boldy goes there!  Sasha Grey plays a Vulcan stricken with the “sickness”. The only way she can find satisfaction is to FUCK! Captain Kirk is more then happy to oblige by plunging his cock deep into her dripping wet pink pussy!  Taken by Kahn’s charms, Aurora Snow decides it’s best to shove his cock in her mouth. This is followed by a deliciously sexy fuck fest filled with hard pussy pounding!  Jenna Haze is a mysterious alien who is dipped in Venus fluid. Therefore, all she wants to do is FUCK! She convinces the logical and emotional Spock, to fuck her silly in the name of science!  Codi Carmichael as the sickbay nurse is stricken with the virus. The only cure is a sudden rush of Endorphins. She gets off by fucking Bones silly. His huge cock assaults her nice pink pussy!  Also stricken with the virus Jada Fire as Uhura, double teams Spock and Captain James T. Kirk. She is cured by having a cock deep in her ass, while another is ramming away at her hot wet pink pussy!

New Sensations, the studio that brought you The Office: A XXX Parody, Scrubs: A XXX Parody and Seinfeld: A XXX Parody presents 30 Rock: A XXX Parody, a side-splitting and pussy pounding take on one of the funniest shows on TV. Imagine, all of your favorite and funniest characters played by some of the hottest porn stars! With sexy and spot on performances by Ashlyn Brooke, Lisa Ann, Amy Ried, Rebeca Linares, Evie Delatosso, Lana Violet, James Deen, Herschel Savage, Ralph Long, Chris Cannon and Erik Everhard, 30 Rock: A XXX Parody is a must have for anybody who likes to laugh or cum.

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Married with Children is one of those great television shows where the topics were so raunchy it practically begged for nudity and sex.  Now director Will Ryder is set to release Not Married with Children XXX as fans of the TV show will get to see Kelly Bundy getting banged in stereo starting August 25th when the DVD is released from X-Play/LFP Video.

Starring Kagney Linn Karter as Kelly and a spot-on cast, Not Married with Children XXX is a wild ride filled with laughs and dirty sex and is by far the funniest movie ever created by the team responsible for such mega-hits as Not the Bradys XXX, Not Bewitched XXX, Not the Cosbys XXX, Not Three’s Company XXX and Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia.

“You know you’re creating something really funny when you have to tell your cast and crew to stop laughing as you shot the movie,” Ryder said from his Hollywood office.

“This is the funniest movie I’ve ever been in,” stated Brittany O’Connell who plays Peg.  “We couldn’t stop laughing the entire time.  It was crazy.”  O’Connell made her name in porn in the 1990s and is enjoying a comeback of sorts sparked by her role as the do-nothing-stay-at-home Mom Peg.

Al fears his job is in jeopardy when a hotshot shoe salesman outsells him so he enlists the help of his daughter Kelly in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get the guy fired.  Gorgeous tits, booty and snatch abound in the Bundy household as Peg, Kelly, Al, Bud, Marcie & Steve can’t stop doing it in this dirty spoof of the classic ‘80s & ‘90s TV show.

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