Porn Valley News

Everybody knows that Penthouse Letters is porn for girls.  

It is the number one source for stories about perfect sexual encounters involving nymphomaniac librarians, well-hung ski instructors, and horny pizza delivery boys.  Stories that all suspiciously imitate one another in tone and prose, and have been doing so since I was twelve.  (That’s when I would sneak them from my aunt’s closet and jerk-off to them in the bathroom.)

In other words, we have been getting duped for a long fucking time.

Everybody knows that Penthouse letters are 100% fiction.  Nobody really performs all of the outrageous sex acts in the stories about people with perfectly shaped, perfectly sized, and perfectly tan bodies.  Do they?

Regardless, the excitement generated by the mental images in these stories proves that a woman’s most important sexual organ is her brain.

(Followed closely by her sweet fucking pussy.)

Franchezca Valentina blogs on MySpace: So, I just so happen to be browsing the (porn) magazine section at my local Hollywood newspaper stand, looking for some sexy smut to purchase and “that’s me” !! on the cover of PENTHOUSE LETTERS =) 

This months “Holiday” issue has me blasted all over their pages!!! So go grab one up yourself and blast me baby!

Licks & Lashes, Franchezca.

“Porn Star Revolution” Party Set for Friday February 29th, 2008 at LAX in Hollywood, CA.

Join the Adult Models Network group as famed Hollywood celebrity promoters Louis Depaz, Bo Jesse and Johnny Barraco bring the Hollywood socialites, hipters, trend setters and adult entertainers together for another all-star bash held on inside the famed LAX in Hollywood CA.

The event is being held for the official launch of A-List Talent Agency who will showcase over 50 of their most beautiful female adult actresses. The red carpet soiree is being hosted by Charlotte Stokely, Ashley Steele, Tyler Faith, Franchezca Valentina and Lela Star.

LAX will be the backdrop where Dr. Motykie from the E Entertainment show, “Dr. 90210″ will host the red carpet along with Adult Model Network partners Louis Depaz, Corey Thomas and Las Vegas local celebrity Tony Verdugo.

At 1AM, Dr. 90210 will be announcing the raffle winner of his free breast augmentation (boob job) give-away. Adult Models Network will be selling raffle tickets to all attendees upon entrance for a donation of $20 per ticket. All ticket proceed will be donated to, Dr. Motykie’s charity, “The Healing Curve”.

Concurrently, AMN presents the official launches of two website’s, ClubAnnaBelleXXX.com and RachelLuv.com, both celebrating their official website launches both website’s powered by Adult Models Network.

Live entertainment will be performed by special guest The Drummer KC with a exciting electronic mash-up live drumming set and Hollywood hipster DJ Img will be tearing up the wheels of steel.

In attendance will be A List Talent adult stars Alektra Blue, Alexandra, Amy Ried, Angie Savage, AnnaBelle Lee, Ashley Steele, Brea Bennett, Cayden Moore, Charlotte Stokely, Charmane Star, Crista Moore, Daphne Rosen, Devon Lee, Diana Doll, Emma Cummings, Erika Vution, Faye Reagan, Franchezca Valentina, Ginger Lee, Haileey James, Havana Ginger, Heather West, Hollie Stevens, Honey Dejour, India Summer, Jada Fire, Jade Starr, Jayme Langford, Joelean, Jordan Jagger, Jordan Kingsley, Jordan Nevaeh, Karlie Montana, Katrena Starr, Keira Night, Kimberly Kane, Kitten, Lela Star, Lindsey Meadows, Marlie Moore, McKenzie Lee, Michelle Lay, Michelle McClaren, Morgan Reigns, Nia, Nichole Heiress, Page Morgan, Priya Rai, Rachel Starr, Regan Reese, Ruby Knox, Sabrina Rose, Samantha Ryan, Sarah Vandella, Sasha Hollander, Savannah Jane, Shannon Kelly, Shawna Lenee, Sochee Malo, Soleil, Sophia Santi, Sophie Dee, Stacy Adams, Syren and Teagan Hart and many more industry talent.

Location: L.A.X Hollywood 1714 N. Las Palmas Avenue Hollywood, California 90028

Red Carpet begins at 10:30pm till 11:30pm. Industry has a special VIP section inside the club. Media check-ins send email to Shannon@adultmodelsnetwork.com. For guestlist, VIP reservations and bottle service send email to louisdepaz@adultmodelsnetwork.com. For more information, sponsorship opportunities and upcoming events around the country please call Adult Models Network at 702.949.0890.

In other porn news…

Cute teen Dakoda Brookes fucks her teacher!

Good things for me at Innocent High! I got a contract extension and raise so I thought I should really take this job a bit more seriously and stop fucking my students.

But I needed one more screw before I could stop cold turkey so I got Dakoda Brookes to come in. She needed to take a missed test and I needed some ass…

Check out these FREE PHOTOS of her getting fucked in my office at school! Doesn’t she look cute in her little plaid skirt? MORE PHOTOS! MORE PHOTOS! MORE PHOTOS!

At Innocent High we make sure our student body is in top form for any occasion that might come up. Such as: an oral exam, a full body physical, or plain old pussy pounding.

Our students include cute little teen spinners like Veronique Vega, Ginger Lee, Lexi Belle, Natasha Nice, Aubrey Addams, Paulina James, Nikki Rhodes, Tristan Kingsley and many more!

Come join the faculty who make sure these girls are ready for the real world! WATCH ALL THE MOVIES NOW!

Day one — “Trade day” — A great success, considering I traded my typically ubiquitous approach to the Expo by standing-around bullshitting with friends.

Lucky for me, the sexy (and extremely punctual) porn star Nikki Coxxx had my back. We worked together all week, so you will be seeing a lot more of this foxy, natural redhead. (Or as one eager fanboy called her, “fire pie.”)

HOLLYWOOD, CA — The secret party location was announced just 24 hours before the doors flew open as nearly 450 adult industry players and porn starlets descended upon Remmet Studios to celebrate the release of LA Vice and Britney Rears 3.

The secret location was kept under wraps causing a bit of controlled panic for those still trying to track down the exact address just hours before the event. “We wanted to keep out the riffraff and just keep this an industry-only bash which we did,” stated Jeff Mullen of All Media Play.

Security tried to censor my photos. Luckily, the prince of piss (and fellow Cadillac driver) Max Hardcore had my back.

When management demanded his photos, Max told the idiots to fuck right off.

Max Hardcore writes: Right on Ray. These clowns in Hollwood really piss me off. Like making you wait outside a near empty club just so they can feel important and show passersby a club is popular. Fuck them!

Bo Kenney had another killer party. Open bar, and as usual I was distracted by my beautiful friends. My ugly ones, too. Which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Unless you’re one of those people hoping to see more pics of yourself on the internet.

Another great party from Luis DePaz. And yes, I know. It’s been a week. I’ve heard complaints from everybody. (Mostly from people who just want new MySpace photos.)

But what can I say? I’ve been busy… Shooting, editing, negotiating deals, jerking-off… I am clearly “in-demand” — But please note that I still make time for the little people. (That’s you.)

See how I roll?

I start at a seedy club in Hollywood, and end in a tiny bathroom in Chatsworth.

You cannot roll like me.