Porn Valley News

Hollie Stevens (corpsepondant for Girls and Corpses Magazine) writes about the glamour of porn:

One of the questions I’m frequently asked is what my first porno shoot was like.  I’ve generally answered with this true story:

My very first scene ever was a threesome scene with a girl by the name of Bridgette Kirkov and a guy named of Julian.  Bridget is an Anal Queen.  She can take very large objects up her butt.  Her big thing is that she once put a hundred chopsticks up her butt. So, it was safe to say that at the end of this scene we’d either finish with her in some sort of anal position… or have Chinese food.

The sex scene was going right along and sure enough, towards the end, it was time for the anal.  Julian was giving it to her up her ass and all I could do was just sit there and stare in shock and disbelief because I’d never seen anything like that so up close and personal.  Julian is very “large”.  The director soon began yelling at me, “Hollie get your ass in there and do something!”  I had no idea what he wanted me to do.  I just kept thinking to myself, what does he expect?  I can’t top this!!  I was… in shock.  It was like something out of Ripley’s Believe it or Not.

I feel like it’s time for the readers of Girls and Corpses to hear the whole truth.  Even though there’s some ugliness to it.  I think people need to know that a porn set isn’t as fun and glamorous as it may appear.  So, with that in mind, here’s the rest of the story… (more…)

Another great porn party from Jeff Mullen and Scott David of All Media Play. This one to promote the release of Not The Bradys XXX and Spunk’d the Movie.

Ray posts: One night in Vegas, Cat Pee invited me to a “Clown Porn” party. My mind raced as I envisioned the sick, twisted hijinks I would experience courtesy of the kind freaks at RAMCO. Was I going to witness clowns — possibly naked clowns — fucking each other?! I pictured a full-blown clown orgy — complete with midgets, rubber chickens, and cream pies. (Pun intended)

Sadly, I arrived to find nothing of the sort. But I did kick it with Hollie Stevens.

HOLLIE: There’s a girl in the industry who’s known for having the stinkiest pussy… Do you know who I’m talking about?

RAY: I have a pretty good idea, yes.

HOLLIE: Well, a guy told me that when he worked with her, he told her politely “hey, you know, you might wanna do something beforehand…” and she fucking flipped on him. “I don’t fuckin’ stink! Fuck you!”

CAT: Who can smell their own pussy?

HOLLIE: Well I guess her pussy is so fucking terrible…

CAT: On my sets, I’m gonna have the finger-test. That’s gonna be in the contract.

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Man is it great to be alive on planet earth or what? Well, maybe not if you live in Iran or some fascist shithole. But look at these fucking photos! Do they make you want to live some place where it’s illegal to get fingered? Not me!

Oh and let’s get this out of the way — April Storm threw the best party in Vegas. Pure Play Media’s VIP Room at TAO was the shit. To me, it’s not really a “party” unless it’s full of hot, slutty girls, a well-stocked open bar, and lots of hot, slutty girls. And April delivered. Plus there were gift bags and free blowjobs!

Kidding. There were no gift bags.