Posts Tagged ‘India Summer’

‘Married With Children’ Porn Parody Sure to Offend

by Ray | Sunday, August 9th, 2009

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Married with Children is one of those great television shows where the topics were so raunchy it practically begged for nudity and sex.  Now director Will Ryder is set to release Not Married with Children XXX as fans of the TV show will get to see Kelly Bundy getting banged in stereo starting August 25th when the DVD is released from X-Play/LFP Video.

Starring Kagney Linn Karter as Kelly and a spot-on cast, Not Married with Children XXX is a wild ride filled with laughs and dirty sex and is by far the funniest movie ever created by the team responsible for such mega-hits as Not the Bradys XXX, Not Bewitched XXX, Not the Cosbys XXX, Not Three’s Company XXX and Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia.

“You know you’re creating something really funny when you have to tell your cast and crew to stop laughing as you shot the movie,” Ryder said from his Hollywood office.

“This is the funniest movie I’ve ever been in,” stated Brittany O’Connell who plays Peg.  “We couldn’t stop laughing the entire time.  It was crazy.”  O’Connell made her name in porn in the 1990s and is enjoying a comeback of sorts sparked by her role as the do-nothing-stay-at-home Mom Peg.

Al fears his job is in jeopardy when a hotshot shoe salesman outsells him so he enlists the help of his daughter Kelly in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get the guy fired.  Gorgeous tits, booty and snatch abound in the Bundy household as Peg, Kelly, Al, Bud, Marcie & Steve can’t stop doing it in this dirty spoof of the classic ‘80s & ‘90s TV show.

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An Expert Guide to Threesomes

by Ray | Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

LOS ANGELES –– Vivid-Ed, the sexy education imprint of Vivid Entertainment, the world’s leading adult film company, wants you to learn all about how to carry out the ultimate fantasy of many adults – the sexual threesome.

Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Threesomes is the latest release in the popular series from Taormino that has been nominated by AVN for Best New Line. It is a two-hour, turn-on course about one of the most popular fantasies of all time — having sex with two partners.

Threesomes stars Penny Flame, Harmony, Haileey James, Daisy Marie, India Summer, Christian, Jack Lawrence and Derrick Pierce with a special appearance by Taormino.

“A threesome is one of the top fantasies people ask me about,” says Taormino, who in addition to directing for Vivid is a best-selling author, relationship expert and lecturer about sex on college campuses and at other venues dozens of times a year. Threesomes gives honest information about how to have a safe and hot ménage a trois!” she says.

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