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LOS ANGELES, CA –- As breaking news reports tell it, residents of the Southwestern United States received a wake-up call Sunday in the form of a massive celestial explosion. A thunderous crash rang out across a huge swath of Nevada and California, startling residents and prompting panicked calls to law enforcement agencies. Sightings were reported over a 600-mile area – from Reno and North Las Vegas to Sacramento, Bakersfield and San Francisco. Astronomers revealed today that the high-altitude sound and light show was caused by a rogue meteor entering Earth’s atmosphere.

And although no major damage has been been reported, fragments of space debris are believed to have made impact with the Earth, making this yet another real-life planetary event that eerily resembles the plot of Countdown, Brad Armstrong’s upcoming end-of-the-world blockbuster for Wicked Pictures. And now, thanks to an exclusive contest, fans are getting a chance to meet the cast of this upcoming blockbuster in Hollywood!

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CHATSWORTH, CA — SMASH Pictures is set to release BRIDESMAIDS XXX “Porn Parody”, Directed by Jim Powers on Oct. 13th and has posted a softcore trailer for the film on YouTube.

Bridesmaids XXX stars Eric Swiss & Sarah Vandella, Jack Lawrence & Lexi Swallow, Anthony Rosano & Katie St. Ives, Bill Bailey & Sasha Knox, and Kagney Linn Karter & April O’Neil.

A romantically unattached woman, Annie, (Lexi Swallow), fears she is losing her BFF, Lillian, (Sarah Vandella) when Lillian announces her engagement. To make matters worse, Lillian has become very close to her boss’s wife, the rich and sophisticated Helen (Katie St. Ives), who takes over control of all of the wedding plans after Annie’s attempts fail miserably.

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PORN VALLEY, CA — New from Director Jim Powers and SMASH Pictures, Malibu Massage Parlor, shot in HD!

Everyone loves a massage, letting someone’s hands work your entire body. We always fantasize about what if a little more happens, that happy ending or even going all the way.  Malibu Massage Parlor pampers five big butt women head to toe in an oil massage and gives guys happy endings they’ll never forget.  Our staff  of massage therapists have a way with their hands getting clients so turned on they request more.  Using our liberator they explore various sexual positions one could only imagine!

Starring Kristina Rose & Evan Stone, Katie Summers & Ryan Driller, Nina Hartley & Dane Cross, Kelly Divine & Jack Lawrence, Emma Mae  & Evan Stone.

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Bonus Features on the DVD:

• Bonus Button that allows you to watch the movie with the Story or just the gonzo all sex version
• Behind the Scenes
• Trailers
• Photo Gallery
• Jump Directly to your favorite Scene, Position or Star in the movie

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LOS ANGELES, CA — Cheating Housewives #7 from Smash Pictures features interwoven stories of the secret lives of the housewives in a suburban neighborhood.

On the surface all of the women of the neighborhood lead very normal, conservative lives. Dyanna is the head of the PTA. Mellanie works at an office. Raquel sells real estate with her husband. Kayla is happily married to her adoring husband. Tanya owns a travel agency. All very normal.

But wherever normalcy rules, perversion hides behind the scenes. Who would ever guess the PTA mom walks the streets as a thrill seeking prostitute. Mellanie has cuckolded her husband as he watches her take big black cock. Raquel tricks her best friend Kayla into fucking her husband so Raquel can do Kayla’s hubby. Tanya is actually a bisexual pussy eating cougar who craves the young man cock.

Cheating Housewives #7 is Directed by Jim Powers and stars Tanya Tate (UK Milf of the year) with Mckenzie Lee (ex Club Jenna star) in a steamy threeway with Michael Vegas.  The scene starts with older woman/younger woman lesbian sex and moves into into hot 3way sex).  Also starring Mellanie Monroe with Mark Anthony (in a hot interracial cuckold scene), Dyanna Lauren (ex VIVID Contract Star) with Evan Stone, Raquel De Vine (creampies) with Jack Lawrence, and Kayla Paige with Randy Spears.

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SOUND THE SIRENS!

New Sensations is conducting official police business in ‘Reno 911’ parody.

CHATSWORTH, CA — New Sensations announces today that 2010 multiple AVN award nominated parody director Lee Roy Myers has wrapped principal photography on the studios latest installment of top-shelf porn parody productions, Reno 911: A XXX Parody. The movie will enter two month’s of post production before its international release in May 2010.

Shot over a three day span at locations throughout southern California, the production’s cast could be considered some of the strongest seen to date in porn satire production.

When Jada Fire (Deputy Raineesha Williams), Jack Lawrence (Lt. Jim Dangle), Jessica Lynn (Deputy Clementine Johnson) and Mr. Pete (Deputy Travis Junior) were in costume, it would have taken an expert eye to tell this sexy crime fighting squad apart from the originals.

While the cameras were rolling, Reno 911’s sexed-up cast found it a challenge to keep from laughing at the comical script written by Eddie Adams (Friends: A XXX Parody). Similar to the set of its mainstream counterparts, the sketch driven environment aided in keeping the production as true to the retro-scripted style of the original show. Cast member Jack Lawrence was one of the first to share with the world via Twitter just how well-written the material was:

“Loving playing Lt. Jim Dangle for [New Sensations],” wrote Lawrence. “This is the best script I have ever held in my hands; so hard to act when laughing!”

Reno 911: A XXX Parody follows the story of a sexy new female deputy as she joins the force and finds serving and protecting is the last thing on the minds of Reno’s finest. From busting prostitution rings, to stopping the local roller-skating gigolo from exposing himself to joggers, the Washoe County Sheriff’s department is on the case, in this hilarious and sexified send-up of the hit mockumentary TV series.

The hilariously star-studded cast includes Jada Fire, Bobbi Starr, Natasha Nice, Sophie Dee, Jessica Lynn, Violet Monroe, Stephanie Kane, Lexa James, Jack Lawrence, James Deen, Mr. Pete, Ralph Long, Tyler Knight, Tony DeSergio, Alex Gonz, Eddie Adams and Brian Street Team.

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LOS ANGELES –– Vivid-Ed, the sexy education imprint of Vivid Entertainment, the world’s leading adult film company, wants you to learn all about how to carry out the ultimate fantasy of many adults – the sexual threesome.

Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Threesomes is the latest release in the popular series from Taormino that has been nominated by AVN for Best New Line. It is a two-hour, turn-on course about one of the most popular fantasies of all time — having sex with two partners.

Threesomes stars Penny Flame, Harmony, Haileey James, Daisy Marie, India Summer, Christian, Jack Lawrence and Derrick Pierce with a special appearance by Taormino.

“A threesome is one of the top fantasies people ask me about,” says Taormino, who in addition to directing for Vivid is a best-selling author, relationship expert and lecturer about sex on college campuses and at other venues dozens of times a year. Threesomes gives honest information about how to have a safe and hot ménage a trois!” she says.

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Here you go. Photos from Jack Lawrence’s 40th Birthday Bash, Ron Jeremy’s Birthday Party, and the TightFit & STEAM parties.

What can I say? Sometimes I get a little behind…

(Pun intended)