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CHATSWORTH, CA — Today, adult entertainment studio New Sensations reveals the anticipated trailer for The Golden Girls: A XXX MILF Parody. Helmed by celebrated director Lee Roy Myers, The Golden Girls: A XXX MILF Parody proves a lady is only as old as the men she lures into her bedroom.  The hot, MILF filled movie is available June 7, 2010 and features Julia Ann as Rose, Diamond Foxx as Blanche, Raylene as Dorothy, and Rachel Love as Sofia.  Already the daring movie is creating quite a media stir, including reports from Entertainment Weekly magazine and comedy website FunnyorDie.com

With the FunnyorDie.com on-the-set video already closing in on 100,000 views, host Hal Rudnick comments, “This will be an instant classic. Golden Girls and porn? Like chocolate and peanut butter.”

View the trailer for The Golden Girls: A XXX MILF Parody at www.AXXXParody.com

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The Golden Girls: A XXX Parody on-the-set video by FunnyorDie.com is available here.

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HOLLYWOOD, CA — Although Not ® the Bradys XXX: Bradys Meet the Partridge Family is packed with nubile beautiful teens having sex, the MILFS actually run the show.  If you’re a fan of grown women you’ll love Alana Evans, Payton Leigh and Lynn LeMay expertly playing the roles of Carol Brady, Shirley Partridge and Alice the maid in the just-released fourth volume of the ultra-popular porn parody series from X-Play/LFP Video.

This is the type of porn you can watch alone with a bottle of hand lotion or with your date.  The movie was just released this week and when director Will Ryder decided to combine two classic television shows into one porn parody, all the rules went out the window especially when Shirley Partridge mistakes Mike and Carol for swingers and convinces them over a few bottles of wine to have a three-some.

Not ® the Bradys XXX: The Bradys Meet the Partridge Family stars Kagney Linn Karter, Shawna Lenee, and Tanner Mayes, along with Lexi Belle, Alana Evans, Kacey Jordan, Dylan Riley, Lynn LeMay, Mike Horner, Payton Leigh, Kris Slater, James Deen, Mikey Butders, Scotty Piper, Nick Manning, James Bartholet and Ron Jeremy as Sam the Butcher.

“When I first read the script I was laughing so hard because it was so funny,” remarked Payton Leigh who has appeared in a few other X-Play porn parodies including the 2010 XRCO Best Parody winner Not ® Married with Children XXX.

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PORN VALLEY, CA — Smash Pictures releases Friends and Family, Directed By Jim Powers and Shot in HD.  The all-star cast includes MALLORY RAE MURPHY & EVAN STONE (creampie), MIKO SINZ & JAMES DEEN, LISA ANN & GEORGIA JONES (lesbian scene), TIFFANY STAR & PRINCE YAHSHUA (creampie), CAROLYN REESE & ASHLYN RAE & MARK DAVIS (3 way).

When the Davis and Stone families get together the sexual sparks fly. Watch as Evan Stone pounds his friend’s barely legal daughter. Mom, Lisa Ann and her daughter’s best girlfriend Georgia make creamy lesbian love. Mark Davis and his wife have a three way with the neighbor’s daughter. Even the chronic masturbating son James gets it on with his adopted Asian sister Miko. Walking the line between deviance and fantasy, Friends and Family is where sex, love, greed and lust collide in a cum-filled utopia.

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Bonus Features on the DVD Include:

• Bonus Button that allows you to watch the movie with the Story or just the gonzo all sex version
• Behind the Scenes
• Trailers
• Photo Gallery
• Jump Directly to your favorite Scene, Position, or Star in the movie

SOUND THE SIRENS!

New Sensations is conducting official police business in ‘Reno 911’ parody.

CHATSWORTH, CA — New Sensations announces today that 2010 multiple AVN award nominated parody director Lee Roy Myers has wrapped principal photography on the studios latest installment of top-shelf porn parody productions, Reno 911: A XXX Parody. The movie will enter two month’s of post production before its international release in May 2010.

Shot over a three day span at locations throughout southern California, the production’s cast could be considered some of the strongest seen to date in porn satire production.

When Jada Fire (Deputy Raineesha Williams), Jack Lawrence (Lt. Jim Dangle), Jessica Lynn (Deputy Clementine Johnson) and Mr. Pete (Deputy Travis Junior) were in costume, it would have taken an expert eye to tell this sexy crime fighting squad apart from the originals.

While the cameras were rolling, Reno 911’s sexed-up cast found it a challenge to keep from laughing at the comical script written by Eddie Adams (Friends: A XXX Parody). Similar to the set of its mainstream counterparts, the sketch driven environment aided in keeping the production as true to the retro-scripted style of the original show. Cast member Jack Lawrence was one of the first to share with the world via Twitter just how well-written the material was:

“Loving playing Lt. Jim Dangle for [New Sensations],” wrote Lawrence. “This is the best script I have ever held in my hands; so hard to act when laughing!”

Reno 911: A XXX Parody follows the story of a sexy new female deputy as she joins the force and finds serving and protecting is the last thing on the minds of Reno’s finest. From busting prostitution rings, to stopping the local roller-skating gigolo from exposing himself to joggers, the Washoe County Sheriff’s department is on the case, in this hilarious and sexified send-up of the hit mockumentary TV series.

The hilariously star-studded cast includes Jada Fire, Bobbi Starr, Natasha Nice, Sophie Dee, Jessica Lynn, Violet Monroe, Stephanie Kane, Lexa James, Jack Lawrence, James Deen, Mr. Pete, Ralph Long, Tyler Knight, Tony DeSergio, Alex Gonz, Eddie Adams and Brian Street Team.

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HOLLYWOOD, CA — America’s favorite porn family returns — Just in time for Christmas — with a brand new 3rd movie that could be the best porn-parody adventure ever. Not the Bradys XXX Pussy Power! is available now!

With new starlets Lexi Belle and Dylan Riley playing Marcia and Jan, director Will Ryder is at the top of his game and when you add Tanner Mayes, Nicole Ray, Ashlyn Rae and many more to the already stellar award-winning cast you have a #1 blockbuster movie. X-Play has done it again as this movie is guaranteed to sell off store shelves nationwide.

The wait is over. Pick up your copy today at PornValleyXXX.com

In a related porn shocker, there was no reported meltdown for Tanner Mayes in this new Brady Bunch Sex Movie.

In what appears to be a delicious case of art imitating life, bad-girl porn starlet Tanner Mayes stars in the soon-to-be-released Not the Bradys XXX Pussy Power! where she plays Jan’s sex-crazed, rule-breaking girlfriend. The third volume of the Brady Bunch porn parody series will be in stores November 24th from X-Play/LFP Video and all indications are it will be another #1 selling DVD.

The Bradys are definitely blockbuster status but the jury is still deliberating on Tanner Mayes who has made a big name for herself with over one hundred of the hottest young-girl sex scenes but made the biggest noise with a notorious video clip that has been affectionately referred to as the ‘Tanner Mayes meltdown’.

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According to the Chinese Zodiac, 2009 is the Year of the Ox.  Whatever the fuck that means.  In Porn Valley, 2009 was clearly the year of the porn parody.

Here is a recap of some of this year’s most interesting spoofs:

Join sex crime investigator, Dexxxter Whoregan (Nikki Rhodes) as she investigates some of Miami’s sexiest and raunchiest cases. Adult stars Lexi Belle, McKenzie Sweets, Kya Tropic, Lynx and more perform in some steamy scenes in this parody on the Showtime hit, Dexter. Fans of the original show will appreciate the attention to detail, and hardcore porn lovers will surely get off to this hot feature!

When the cameras enter the offices of Dinder Muffin, it’s up to “World’s Bust Boss”, Michelle (Ashlynn Brooke), to make sure that the hard drives are hard and the water cooler is wet. That’s why she’s not only the boss, she’s the employee of the month!  The splooge and jokes fly with Jenna Haze, Stephanie Swift, Alexis Texas, Gianna Michaels, Faye Reagan, Dahlia Denyle, Codi Carmichael, James Deen, Dane Cross, Ralph Long, Rocco Reed, and Mark Wood.

You’ll Be Hoppin’, Boppin’ and Cock Rockin’ with… Watch America’s favorite 1950’s gang go from wholesome to horny in this rockin’ sex romp!  Stars: Penny Flame, Riley Evans, Tori Black, Raquel Devine, Missy Stone, Codi Carmichael, Ally Ann, Tommy Gunn, Anthony Rosano.

Get ready for some sex, jugs, and Rock ‘N Roll — 1970’s-style! Imagine a combination of polyester pants, platform shoes, hilarious comedy, and scorching hot sex scenes! Well, that’s exactly what you’re going to get with 70′S SHOW: A XXX PARODY! Introducing sexified parodies of your favorite characters including Eric, Donna, Fez, Jackie, Laurie, Kelso, Hyde, Kitty & Red. Things get dazed & confused when this sex-crazed group of friends head to a concert. Backstage passes quickly become backstage asses as the gang tries to pick up groupies & meat the band. 70′S SHOW-A XXX PARODY, featuring Brooke Banner, Ashlynn Brooke, Missy Stone, Rachel Love, Kaci Starr, Patrick J. Knight, Anthony Rosano, Ralph Long, Pike Nelson, Steve Smith, and more!

Starring Anthony Rosano, Trina Michaels, Ryder Skye, TJ Cummings, Allison Pierce, Mia Lelani, April Blossom, Alex Sanders, Cheyne Collins. Join Vicki Chase, X, Holly Drama and Tortise as they fuck their way to the top of Hollywood! These girls aren’t your average pornstars — they use their sex appeal to get whatever they want out of their careers.

Federal agents Dana Scully (Kimberly Kane) and Fox Mulder (Anthony Rosano) are sent to investigate a series of mysterious homicides. A common thread of the murders are the occult images and symbols found at the scene of each crime. With time against them, Scully and Mulder must solve the riddle that will eventually lead them to someone or something they have never encountered before. The truth is out that “The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody” is the hottest movie of the year! Suspenseful, sexy, awesome! Featuring Ashlynn Brooke, Audrey Bitoni, Evan Stone, Charley Chase, and more!

When Jack loses his restaurant job the gang can’t afford rent so Chrissy picks up a night job leading Janet, Jack & the Ropers to think she’s become a hooker. Crazy, hilarious & dirty situations result in non-stop sucking & fucking as gorgeous tits, ass & pussy abound in this hardcore spoof of the classic ’70s TV show.  Stars Alyssa Hall, Brynn Tyler , Dino Bravo, Eric Swiss, James Bartholet, Jenny Hendrix, Madison Scott, Nina Hartley, Penny Flame, Ron Jeremy, Roxy Jezel, Scott Lyons,Sienna West, Tommy Gunn, Van Damage

Tons Of Hardcore Action With An All Star Cast!

Your favorite spooky family is more sexy than scary in This Ain’t The Munsters XXX! This spoof from Hustler Video features an all star cast that is to die for! Parodying the original TV show, the Munster family shows you what goes on when they’re turned on in this hilarious movie!

They may be stranded, but they’re stll horny!! Watch Gilligan and the castaways get down & dirty!! Starring Anthony Rosano, Darryl Hanah, Evan Stone, Jack Lawrence, Regan Reese, Rod Fontana, Ryder Skye, Sindee Jennings

Al fears his job is in jeopardy so Kelly gets involved in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get his co-worker fired. Gorgeous tits, ass and pussy abound in the Bundy household as Peg, Kelly, Al, Bud, Marcie & Steve can’t stop fucking in this dirty spoof of the classic show Tv show.  Performers: Alyssa Hall, Brittany O’Connell, Brooke Belle, Dane Cross, Emy Reyes, Eric Swiss, India Summer, Kagney Linn Karter, Kimber James (TS), Kora Cummings, Madison Scott, Nick Manning, Payton Leigh, Reno

There’s only one cure for the beautiful female patients of Naked Heart Hospital… a good dose of Penis-illin from Doctor DJ (AVN’s Male Performer of the Year, James Deen)! When handsome young & hung doctor, DJ sees that the lack of sexual healing amongst the hospital’s staff is affecting their work, he realizes that he must come up with a plan to heal everyone of their Acute Bone-itis. At Naked Heart Hospital laughter and deep penetration are surely the best medicines.New Sensations proudly presents the hilarious & filthy, Scrubs  A XXX Parody. Catch all of the XXX-Raying, Bodily Fluid Transfusing, Pussy-oscopies you can handle with All-Star cast, Ashlynn Brooke, Joanna Angel, Alexis Texas, Tori Black, Missy Stone, Thea Marie, James Deen, Shane Diesel, Jack Lawrence, and Ralph Long.

HUSTLER Boldy goes there!  Sasha Grey plays a Vulcan stricken with the “sickness”. The only way she can find satisfaction is to FUCK! Captain Kirk is more then happy to oblige by plunging his cock deep into her dripping wet pink pussy!  Taken by Kahn’s charms, Aurora Snow decides it’s best to shove his cock in her mouth. This is followed by a deliciously sexy fuck fest filled with hard pussy pounding!  Jenna Haze is a mysterious alien who is dipped in Venus fluid. Therefore, all she wants to do is FUCK! She convinces the logical and emotional Spock, to fuck her silly in the name of science!  Codi Carmichael as the sickbay nurse is stricken with the virus. The only cure is a sudden rush of Endorphins. She gets off by fucking Bones silly. His huge cock assaults her nice pink pussy!  Also stricken with the virus Jada Fire as Uhura, double teams Spock and Captain James T. Kirk. She is cured by having a cock deep in her ass, while another is ramming away at her hot wet pink pussy!

New Sensations, the studio that brought you The Office: A XXX Parody, Scrubs: A XXX Parody and Seinfeld: A XXX Parody presents 30 Rock: A XXX Parody, a side-splitting and pussy pounding take on one of the funniest shows on TV. Imagine, all of your favorite and funniest characters played by some of the hottest porn stars! With sexy and spot on performances by Ashlyn Brooke, Lisa Ann, Amy Ried, Rebeca Linares, Evie Delatosso, Lana Violet, James Deen, Herschel Savage, Ralph Long, Chris Cannon and Erik Everhard, 30 Rock: A XXX Parody is a must have for anybody who likes to laugh or cum.

LOS ANGELES — Beautiful young girls sporting nothing but bikinis and tan lines… hot fucking in the pools of multi-million dollar mansions… All the sexiest elements of the West Coast highlife come alive once again in VAN STYLES’ POOLSIDE PUSSY 2, the all-new sequel that delivers an endless summer of scorching, sun-drenched sex!

For this edition the accent’s on youth, and the director’s personal discovery, 20 year old LIZZY STYLES, delivers an early highlight, showing off her massive tits and plush, voluptuous figure in some beautifully shot tease footage. Fans who caught this busty brunette’s debut earlier this year in WHO’S THAT GIRL #9 only got to experience her skills via a P.O.V. blowjob, but that’s not the case here. She strips and preens for the director’s camera before throwing down a vigorous, multi-positional fuck that’s capped off with a hefty load at the scene’s end.

Things just get hotter from there; whether it’s leggy JACKIE DANIELS strutting her stuff with her pool-boy in a secluded grotto, or inked-up MASON MOORE indulging in an intense powerfuck that leaves her heaving tits drenched in cum, POOL SIDE PUSSY 2 surpasses the original in every way.

In other highlights, cute-as-a-button coverstar LEXI BELLE proves that looks can be deceiving, delivering a torrid screw with an expertise that belies her tender years. And porn’s current “IT” teenager, 19 year old ISIS TAYLOR, wraps it all up with a vigorous poolside pump that leaves her face bathed in dollops of jizz.

These intense pairings feature some of the most reliable woodmen in the game, including JAMES DEEN, MARK ASHLEY, and MR. PETE. Once you’re done with the movie, be sure to peruse the extras, which include a bonus scene with ERIK EVERHARD and exotic fan favorite ASA AKIRA, sexy behind-the-scenes action, and a hot hardcore still gallery. It all amounts to POOLSIDE PUSSY 2, a XXX salute to the Girls of Summer that will keep you warm all year around. Own it on DVD next week, only from Vouyer Media.

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I call Alexis Texas.  She’s at the hardware store.

ALEXIS: I just moved into a house. I’m about to pick-out paint…

RAY: You’re on the cover of Cheri. Were you aware?

ALEXIS: Really? No, I didn’t know that.

RAY: They refer to you as Buttwoman.

ALEXIS: I did a video for Elegant Angel called Alexis Texas is Buttwoman.  It was my first anal scene.

RAY: So what color are you going with?

ALEXIS: Mushroom… Sort of a mushroomy-color.

RAY: What does it mean when Joanna Angel says she’s going to move out of her apartment and into your ass?

ALEXIS: [Laughs] You saw that on Twitter! You Twitter-bug. Well, we did a scene yesterday and I engulfed her entire face with my butt. I think I was suffocating her. You could see her eyes bugging-out. It was really hot. She told me she liked having her face in my ass. I told her I have some rooms for rent. The video was for New Sensations — A porn parody of the TV show Scrubs.

RAY: How long have you been in porn?

ALEXIS: Almost three years.

RAY: And this year, you’re nominated for the XRCO Award for performer of the year.

ALEXIS: I am! I’m very excited about it. That awards show is so fun!

RAY: How many videos have you done?

ALEXIS: My gosh… A lot! At least a hundred.

RAY: Any stand-outs?

ALEXIS: Buttwoman for sure. I do a lot of amazing stuff in that video — You should check it out. It’s me, Gianna, and Mark Ashley.

RAY: Had you done anal before in your personal life?

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