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HOLLYWOOD, CA — With a boisterous gathering waiting to get into the massive Heaven & Hell Halloween party at the Henry Fonda Theatre in Hollywood this past Saturday night, the adult entertainment industry was quickly whisked inside the cavernous club bypassing the mainstream line as porn’s finest gathered vampire style under the moonlight of the rock ‘n roll rooftop patio.

On the brightly lit red carpet on Hollywood Boulevard, porn stars, wannabees, directors and producers most wearing scary Halloween costumes arrived posing for photos in front of a massive throng of media members as flashbulbs were set ablaze giving the venerable theatre a feeling of deja-vu‚ harkening back to the glorious Hollywood past.

It was only a matter of time and a few hundred drinks before real ghosts of Hollywood past made their entrance and mingled with the beautiful porn stars at the All Media Play, Smash Pictures and Nectar bash.

Jasmine Byrne posed for photos wearing a sexy Cleopatra type outfit that wasn’t scaring anybody. With a super sexy eye mask and a starring role in X-Play/Adam & Eve’s upcoming J-Ho movie, Jasmine was the picture-perfect porn star and totally ready for the wild All Saints evening. “This is really a fun party. This is going to be the best Halloween ever,” she said just before Dracula escorted her towards the bar.

Female performer of the year candidate Hillary Scott looked ravishing as she stood before the media getting her groove on before making her flight to the rooftop. “It’s good to blow off a little steam every once in a while so this is really nice,” she remarked.

The arrivals entrance was a busy hub of activity as promoters Danny B, Jeff Mullen, Scott David, Bruce Bruce / HollyoodAfterDark and Louis Depaz worked their magic making everybody feel at home as Hollywood collided with Porn Valley . Inside the historic theatre, the party was heating up and by midnight the porn industry had taken over the spacious rooftop and adjoining VIP cabanas. X-Play’s Scott David held court in one of the cabanas surrounded by a bevy of fine porn babes as Smash Pictures’ Stuart Wall and Sean Logan of Nectar Films enjoyed countless cocktails and mingling with a steady stream of adult actresses at their tables.

“This is really cool,” Zero Tolerance contract girl Courtney Cummz remarked as she gazed at the freakish and beautiful assortment of Halloween costumes. Super sexy Mya Mason was surprised when she was handed a small vibrator as a gift and seemed to enjoy much of the night starring out onto Hollywood Boulevard with a drink in one hand and well, we couldn’t see the other hand.

That was the type of evening it was as photographers snapped away in the more private areas of the club the many girls who were willing to expose non-costumed parts of their bodies for the fleeting flash of celebrity.

A number of top agency heads and managers were in attendance complete with requisit hot girls in tow. Derek from Direct Models, Sascha Koch from Number One Models and Rob Baker were among a handful of talent brokers who enjoyed themselves in the company of gorgeous costumed girls.

Wicked Pictures’ contract star Carmen Hart arrived well after the bewitching hour looking to get into the party from the Hollywood Boulevard entrance which was still a mob scene of mainstreamers. Once spotted, she was quickly brought into the lobby to bypass the long line before finding her rightful place amongst porn’s finest on the rooftop party area. “Wow, this is great. I’m glad I came”, she rejoiced.

The party went until well after 4AM, had a total crowd of 2300 people and any bash that has female performer of the year candidate Hillary Scott, Jasmine Byrne, Courtney Cummz, Lexxi Tyler and Carmen Hart plus droves of other cute girls in attendance scaring each other silly is something not to be missed. Promoter Louis Depaz marveled at the beautiful parade of starlets as he worked the arrivals area until well after 12:30AM.

Others caught partying were directors Vince Voyeur, Van Styles, Bobby Manilla, Will Rider, performer/director Kurt Lockwood, the entire Wanted List crew with gorgeous girls, the Nectar Films gang including the shot buying Sean Logan, Smash Pictures’ Stuart Wall, XFanz, Playboy TV, AVN’s Mike Ramone, Carlos Martinez and KSEX Radio’s Tony Batman who pulled double duty also reporting for XFanz. Even Tee Reel and Tommy Gunn partied into the night and how often do you see Tee Reel at a porn party? Also spotted was Toastee from VH1’s Flavor of Love and dozens of others as they drank, danced and partied the night away.

The Heaven & Hell Halloween party was a blast and the porn world partied and had good, clean, scary fun.

Remember when the 2 Live Crew illegally sampled that one Van Halen riff for “Welcome to the Fuck Shop”?

Yeah… That ruled.

Van Halen sued them, but I think it was settled out of court.

I also think Tone Loc stole a bunch of their shit and got away with it…

After experiences like these, you would think the last thing a famous musician would wanna do is open his home to a bunch of strangers. (Not to mention several bona-fide degenerates.)

But that’s exactly what Eddie Van Halen did last weekend, when he and Michael Ninn threw a huge party at Eddie’s mansion in the hills to celebrate the release of Sacred Sin, the latest Ninn Worx DVD.

The guest list was tight, and as usual, I arrived late. Which meant I had to wait in line with a couple hundred people — including several annoyed-looking cast members of the film.

Yeah, it sucked… But I didn’t really mind. I had been drinking since noon, so I already had a pretty good buzz going. And since cameras were banned from the party, it gave me time to figure-out how I was going to crotch my Treo.

Earlier, I watched a bootleg DVD of Van Halen at the ‘83 US Festival — With Diamond Dave doing karate kicks in his ass-less chaps, and Eddie tapping the neck of his red & white Frankenstrat.

Yes, I realize how gay that sounds. But let’s face it — Eddie is one of those rare individuals that created something that forever changed the way the electric guitar would be played. Using the Floyd Rose system, he revolutionized the sound and direction of rock music — which puts him in league with guitar gods like Hendrix, Jimmy Page, Eric Clapton, and Kip Winger.

(That last one was a joke. Kip played bass, and his band was fucking retarded.)

By the time I made it to the mansion, the party was in full-tilt. About six Jack & Coke’s later, it became downright surreal.

Walking around that party was like doing peyote while listening to Van Halen’s Fair Warning, then jerking off to porn and falling asleep while watching a Cirque du Soleil DVD.

It was essentially a Ren Faire with an open bar — Filled with acrobats, fire-breathers, and drunk chicks eating each other’s pussies by a pool.

Eddie played a set in the backyard with a band called “The Starfuckers.” They sounded great, and played a ton of nostalgic VH hits in good form.

Billy Idol was also scheduled to play, but he was a no-show. The rumor was that Idol didn’t want to be associated with the porn industry — which is retarded and ironic.

(Direct quote from Eddie: “I never missed a fucking gig in my life!”)

I only got a few shitty, low-quality pics with my camera phone. Lucky for you, the shots that turned-out were of babes like Sarah Blake, Lux Kassidy and Franchezca Valentina.

Out of everyone at the party, Eddie was the only one who looked out-of-place. He just chilled and walked-around with a bottle of wine… Sitting around the living room, tuning his guitar with a cigarette dangling from his lip, and wearing his trademark ripped boots with the toe showing.

As the party wound-down, Eddie played classical music on his grand piano. It was around this time that I was told Tianna Lynn had puked all over the foyer and passed-out. This was never confirmed, but I know the paramedics showed-up with a fire truck that blocked the entire driveway — Causing the party to go a couple more hours into the night. (No complaints here.)

Departing guests were handed gift bags that contained expensive watches, DVDs, G-strings, dildos & alcohol.

Happy Trails indeed.

Sacred Sin, featuring the music of Eddie Van Halen is now available through PornValleyXXX and Adult Video Universe.

Additional Photos ©2006 ChrisKingPhoto.com

RAY: When did you turn 18?

JENNA: April first.

RAY: You’re an April fool.

JENNA: Yes I am, biatch. I get shit about that all the time.

RAY: How did you get into porn?

JENNA: I’ve been stripping for a long time. I was stripping when I was in college and I got asked to do porn.

RAY: College?

JENNA: I’ve been stripping since I was fifteen.

RAY: Fifteen?!

JENNA: Yeah. I see you counting your fingers! [Laughs] I stripped in Mexico. I lived in Chula Vista which is in San Diego County.

RAY: So you were an underage Mexican stripper.

JENNA: Yeah sorta. I know… It shocks a lot of people when I tell them that but to me it wasn’t a big deal. I was such a good fucking student and I never went out. All my friends used to go to Tijuana, and one night I went with them. I got drunk for the first time. I walked into a club, but they didn’t want to let me in because I didn’t have I.D. I told them I just want to dance, not knowing it was a strip club. But I never got completely nude. I always wore pants. I just took my top off.

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There was this Valentine’s Day party… A very SEXY and fun private party, thrown at a super-secret location in the Hollywood Hills. Rick Plank, owner of Phallix Glass shared the evening with Cousin Stevie, who was celebrating his birthday. There was an open bar, ice sculptures, loud music, moments of joy & regret, and expensive food being served by naked ladies. Does that work for you?

Well, too bad. Cuz not everyone was invited. The catch was you had to bring girls and you had to wear sexy lingerie.

(I did neither.)

Mainstreamers included Hal Sparks of Talk Soup and Queer As Folk, and Russell Mitchell of Exile Cycles on the Discovery Channel.

Tee Reel showed-up to support my theory that he is everywhere, every night, for at least 15 minutes. Gram Ponante also arrived, looking quite dapper — a charge that he usually enjoys leveling at me.

When we were in Vegas, Gram confided that I had the “best looking” adult news site. But secretly, I don’t believe him. (Not because I think he’s a liar, but because I had a shitty childhood.)

Here are some photos from last weekend’s party for New Sensations’ Dark Angels 2.