Porn Valley News

Another crazy Halloween in Hollywood, California.  We started drinking as we exited the 101 at Cahuenga. 45 minutes later, the bottle was gone and we were destroyed.

(Thank God nobody reads this.)

We arrived at All Media Play’s “Heaven and Hell” party at Social.  Jeff Mullen & Scott David’s night was sponsored by X-Play, SexZ Pictures, Not Bewitched XXX, Adam & Eve, ICON, Cabaret Productions, and Danny B Productions. 

We arrived too late for a spot on the carpet, so we slipped inside. 

Lots of friends showed up: Britney Stevens, Kylie Reese, Allyssa Hall, Mike Horner, Veronique Vega, Angelina Armani, Evie Delatosso, Mina Leigh, Mz Berlin, Mark Spiegler, Nina Hartley, Harmony, Ashli Orion, Brynn Tyler, Alan Stafford, Claire Dames, Magdalene, SiSi Sins, Amber Sky, Aurora Snow, Tony Batman, MIndy Main, Jimmy Lifestyles, Louisa Lanewood, Alanah Rae, Summer Bailey, Teagan Presley, Lord Blu, Gia Jordan, Marina Maywood, Gianna Lynn, Lexi Belle, Christian, Renae Cruz, Brooke Haven, Alexis Texas, Brooke Belle, Tori Black, Tee Reel, Tabatha Tucker, Leah Livingston, Hayden Night, Tori Lane, Madison James, and Sarah Jessie.

Here are some pictures.

* Also included are photos from STEAM’s “Night of Whorrors” party, where I found my friend Sonny Suzuki recruiting whores for his sick Japanese films.  Too bad the only actual porn people who showed-up were Layla & Max Hardcore.

Can you spot them?

Thanks to Bruce Bruce and TightFit Studios, who celebrated their Holiday Bash and Sex & The Sybian DVD Release.

Nuttin’ but a Badass party… party…

Why aren’t most of these people pictured? You can thank SoCo & Johnny Walker for that.

(And Amber… And Hailey… And my nagging lack of self-control…)

What  the fuck took me so long to post these? Hey, asshole! Things take time on a free site. I’ve been busy making deals, spreading light, and becoming powerful. What have you been up to?

For the real re-cap, I give you Bad Ass Frank.

It was his night. And it rocked.

Here are some photos from last weekend’s party for New Sensations’ Dark Angels 2.

Well… Not really. Mostly civilian girls pretending to be whores.

I run into Courtney Simpson and her boyfriend Jason Cox.

August, Eva Angelina, Layla and Max Hardcore are roaming the VIP area.

I ask Max what’s up with his legal issues.

“Just a minor speedbump in the road of life,” he says.