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HOLLYWOOD, CA — America’s favorite porn family returns — Just in time for Christmas — with a brand new 3rd movie that could be the best porn-parody adventure ever. Not the Bradys XXX Pussy Power! is available now!

With new starlets Lexi Belle and Dylan Riley playing Marcia and Jan, director Will Ryder is at the top of his game and when you add Tanner Mayes, Nicole Ray, Ashlyn Rae and many more to the already stellar award-winning cast you have a #1 blockbuster movie. X-Play has done it again as this movie is guaranteed to sell off store shelves nationwide.

The wait is over. Pick up your copy today at PornValleyXXX.com

In a related porn shocker, there was no reported meltdown for Tanner Mayes in this new Brady Bunch Sex Movie.

In what appears to be a delicious case of art imitating life, bad-girl porn starlet Tanner Mayes stars in the soon-to-be-released Not the Bradys XXX Pussy Power! where she plays Jan’s sex-crazed, rule-breaking girlfriend. The third volume of the Brady Bunch porn parody series will be in stores November 24th from X-Play/LFP Video and all indications are it will be another #1 selling DVD.

The Bradys are definitely blockbuster status but the jury is still deliberating on Tanner Mayes who has made a big name for herself with over one hundred of the hottest young-girl sex scenes but made the biggest noise with a notorious video clip that has been affectionately referred to as the ‘Tanner Mayes meltdown’.

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Save the date! Halloween Night, Saturday October 31st. 8PM - 3AM!

WHERE: Ecco Ultra Lounge, 1640 Cahuenga Blvd., Hollywood, CA 90028

HOLLYWOOD, CA — In what might be the last great porn party ever, All Media Play is throwing a ‘Going to Hell’ Halloween Bash Saturday, October 31st at Ecco Ultra Lounge in Hollywood beginning at 8PM and lasting until 3AM.

The party is part of the infamous Heaven & Hell bashes that All Media Play and Danny B Productions have been throwing together for the past 7 years which have brought thousands of porn people together to celebrate All Saints Day in costume.

The insane bash is being co-hosted by some of the most beautiful porn stars of today including Sunny Lane, Kagney Linn Karter, Shyla Stylez, Kayden Kross, Angelina Armani, Sunny Leone, Michelle Maylene, Shy Love, Lexi Belle, Kacey Jordan, Sophie Dee, Shawnee Lenee, and new girl Dylan Riley who plays Jan in the next Brady Bunch porn.

Hundreds of porn stars, directors, producers and wannabees are expected to attend what will go down as one of the greatest events of the year. “I heard about these parties and I can’t wait to go,” stated new porn starlet Courtney Page.

“This is going to be one hell of a party because it takes place in Danny B’s club plus we will be tenting the entire back alley for people to get crazy and have some wild fun,” announced Scott David of All Media Play and co-producer with X-Play.

Members of the adult industry are encouraged to dress in costume Halloween night and let it all hang out while we still have time to let it all hang out,” joked Jeff Mullen of X-Play who along with David have thrown the greatest porn bashes in recent memory.

Tickets are $50 but members of the porn industry will get in for a special VIP price of $20. There is no guest-list as everybody that wants to attend will have to pay. There will be no red carpet entry on the outside but there will be a media area for photographers inside the club.

“This will be a media-friendly party with full access to shoot stills and video but everybody including media has to pay. There will be a private industry-only entrance,” Mullen said.

The party will also be celebrating X-Play’s epic sex comedy Flight Attendants so there will be a prize for best pilot or flight attendant outfit.

The Halloween bash is being supported by just about every adult talent agency in the business so pretty girls will be everywhere.

“Our Going to Hell at the Heaven & Hell Halloween bash will be the greatest night until Vegas,” Mullen exclaimed. “I can’t wait to see everybody has some dirty fun.”

The Heaven & Hell Halloween Bash will take place, Saturday, October 31st at Ecco Ultra Lounge and alley in Hollywood. Look for the special porn industry entrance.

“This party is going to be amazing,” stated Sunny Lane.

For table and/or bottle service contact 323.464.2065 or email info@eccohollywood and tell them you want to be in on the porn side of things.

Ecco Ultra Lounge is located at 1640 Cahuenga Blvd. in Hollywood, CA 90028. The party is Halloween night, Saturday, October 31st. There is no free list!

CHATSWORTH, CA — PURE PLAY MEDIA presents Dexxxter. Pink Lotus’s new parody of Showtime’s hit series, Dexter. Fans of the hit series are sure to love this Dexxxter — teaming with a delicious dose of sexed-up beauties Nikki Rhodes, Lexi Belle, McKenzie Sweets, Kya Tropic and Lynx on the scene and solving the dirtiest of crimes. Dexxxter is available now, Direct To Retailers only. For sales and distribution inquiries contact: Sales@PurePlayMedia.com.

“Pink Lotus Entertainment’s put together another fantastic parody. I recommend everyone who loves the Dexter series get Dexxxter—it’s sure to add a whole new allure to crime and punishment. Nikki Rhodes is perfect as a very sexy, feminine Dexxxter,” says PURE PLAY MEDIA CEO, Richard Arnold.

Dexxxter Synopsis:

Join sex crime investigator, Dexxxter Whoregan (Nikki Rhodes) as she investigates some of Miami’s sexiest and raunchiest cases. Adult stars Lexi Belle, McKenzie Sweets, Kya Tropic, Lynx and more perform in some steamy scenes in this parody on the Showtime hit, Dexter. Fans of the original show will appreciate the attention to detail, and hardcore porn lovers will surely get off on this hot feature!

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According to the Chinese Zodiac, 2009 is the Year of the Ox.  Whatever the fuck that means.  In Porn Valley, 2009 was clearly the year of the porn parody.

Here is a recap of some of this year’s most interesting spoofs:

Join sex crime investigator, Dexxxter Whoregan (Nikki Rhodes) as she investigates some of Miami’s sexiest and raunchiest cases. Adult stars Lexi Belle, McKenzie Sweets, Kya Tropic, Lynx and more perform in some steamy scenes in this parody on the Showtime hit, Dexter. Fans of the original show will appreciate the attention to detail, and hardcore porn lovers will surely get off to this hot feature!

When the cameras enter the offices of Dinder Muffin, it’s up to “World’s Bust Boss”, Michelle (Ashlynn Brooke), to make sure that the hard drives are hard and the water cooler is wet. That’s why she’s not only the boss, she’s the employee of the month!  The splooge and jokes fly with Jenna Haze, Stephanie Swift, Alexis Texas, Gianna Michaels, Faye Reagan, Dahlia Denyle, Codi Carmichael, James Deen, Dane Cross, Ralph Long, Rocco Reed, and Mark Wood.

You’ll Be Hoppin’, Boppin’ and Cock Rockin’ with… Watch America’s favorite 1950’s gang go from wholesome to horny in this rockin’ sex romp!  Stars: Penny Flame, Riley Evans, Tori Black, Raquel Devine, Missy Stone, Codi Carmichael, Ally Ann, Tommy Gunn, Anthony Rosano.

Get ready for some sex, jugs, and Rock ‘N Roll — 1970’s-style! Imagine a combination of polyester pants, platform shoes, hilarious comedy, and scorching hot sex scenes! Well, that’s exactly what you’re going to get with 70′S SHOW: A XXX PARODY! Introducing sexified parodies of your favorite characters including Eric, Donna, Fez, Jackie, Laurie, Kelso, Hyde, Kitty & Red. Things get dazed & confused when this sex-crazed group of friends head to a concert. Backstage passes quickly become backstage asses as the gang tries to pick up groupies & meat the band. 70′S SHOW-A XXX PARODY, featuring Brooke Banner, Ashlynn Brooke, Missy Stone, Rachel Love, Kaci Starr, Patrick J. Knight, Anthony Rosano, Ralph Long, Pike Nelson, Steve Smith, and more!

Starring Anthony Rosano, Trina Michaels, Ryder Skye, TJ Cummings, Allison Pierce, Mia Lelani, April Blossom, Alex Sanders, Cheyne Collins. Join Vicki Chase, X, Holly Drama and Tortise as they fuck their way to the top of Hollywood! These girls aren’t your average pornstars — they use their sex appeal to get whatever they want out of their careers.

Federal agents Dana Scully (Kimberly Kane) and Fox Mulder (Anthony Rosano) are sent to investigate a series of mysterious homicides. A common thread of the murders are the occult images and symbols found at the scene of each crime. With time against them, Scully and Mulder must solve the riddle that will eventually lead them to someone or something they have never encountered before. The truth is out that “The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody” is the hottest movie of the year! Suspenseful, sexy, awesome! Featuring Ashlynn Brooke, Audrey Bitoni, Evan Stone, Charley Chase, and more!

When Jack loses his restaurant job the gang can’t afford rent so Chrissy picks up a night job leading Janet, Jack & the Ropers to think she’s become a hooker. Crazy, hilarious & dirty situations result in non-stop sucking & fucking as gorgeous tits, ass & pussy abound in this hardcore spoof of the classic ’70s TV show.  Stars Alyssa Hall, Brynn Tyler , Dino Bravo, Eric Swiss, James Bartholet, Jenny Hendrix, Madison Scott, Nina Hartley, Penny Flame, Ron Jeremy, Roxy Jezel, Scott Lyons,Sienna West, Tommy Gunn, Van Damage

Tons Of Hardcore Action With An All Star Cast!

Your favorite spooky family is more sexy than scary in This Ain’t The Munsters XXX! This spoof from Hustler Video features an all star cast that is to die for! Parodying the original TV show, the Munster family shows you what goes on when they’re turned on in this hilarious movie!

They may be stranded, but they’re stll horny!! Watch Gilligan and the castaways get down & dirty!! Starring Anthony Rosano, Darryl Hanah, Evan Stone, Jack Lawrence, Regan Reese, Rod Fontana, Ryder Skye, Sindee Jennings

Al fears his job is in jeopardy so Kelly gets involved in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get his co-worker fired. Gorgeous tits, ass and pussy abound in the Bundy household as Peg, Kelly, Al, Bud, Marcie & Steve can’t stop fucking in this dirty spoof of the classic show Tv show.  Performers: Alyssa Hall, Brittany O’Connell, Brooke Belle, Dane Cross, Emy Reyes, Eric Swiss, India Summer, Kagney Linn Karter, Kimber James (TS), Kora Cummings, Madison Scott, Nick Manning, Payton Leigh, Reno

There’s only one cure for the beautiful female patients of Naked Heart Hospital… a good dose of Penis-illin from Doctor DJ (AVN’s Male Performer of the Year, James Deen)! When handsome young & hung doctor, DJ sees that the lack of sexual healing amongst the hospital’s staff is affecting their work, he realizes that he must come up with a plan to heal everyone of their Acute Bone-itis. At Naked Heart Hospital laughter and deep penetration are surely the best medicines.New Sensations proudly presents the hilarious & filthy, Scrubs  A XXX Parody. Catch all of the XXX-Raying, Bodily Fluid Transfusing, Pussy-oscopies you can handle with All-Star cast, Ashlynn Brooke, Joanna Angel, Alexis Texas, Tori Black, Missy Stone, Thea Marie, James Deen, Shane Diesel, Jack Lawrence, and Ralph Long.

HUSTLER Boldy goes there!  Sasha Grey plays a Vulcan stricken with the “sickness”. The only way she can find satisfaction is to FUCK! Captain Kirk is more then happy to oblige by plunging his cock deep into her dripping wet pink pussy!  Taken by Kahn’s charms, Aurora Snow decides it’s best to shove his cock in her mouth. This is followed by a deliciously sexy fuck fest filled with hard pussy pounding!  Jenna Haze is a mysterious alien who is dipped in Venus fluid. Therefore, all she wants to do is FUCK! She convinces the logical and emotional Spock, to fuck her silly in the name of science!  Codi Carmichael as the sickbay nurse is stricken with the virus. The only cure is a sudden rush of Endorphins. She gets off by fucking Bones silly. His huge cock assaults her nice pink pussy!  Also stricken with the virus Jada Fire as Uhura, double teams Spock and Captain James T. Kirk. She is cured by having a cock deep in her ass, while another is ramming away at her hot wet pink pussy!

New Sensations, the studio that brought you The Office: A XXX Parody, Scrubs: A XXX Parody and Seinfeld: A XXX Parody presents 30 Rock: A XXX Parody, a side-splitting and pussy pounding take on one of the funniest shows on TV. Imagine, all of your favorite and funniest characters played by some of the hottest porn stars! With sexy and spot on performances by Ashlyn Brooke, Lisa Ann, Amy Ried, Rebeca Linares, Evie Delatosso, Lana Violet, James Deen, Herschel Savage, Ralph Long, Chris Cannon and Erik Everhard, 30 Rock: A XXX Parody is a must have for anybody who likes to laugh or cum.

LOS ANGELES — Beautiful young girls sporting nothing but bikinis and tan lines… hot fucking in the pools of multi-million dollar mansions… All the sexiest elements of the West Coast highlife come alive once again in VAN STYLES’ POOLSIDE PUSSY 2, the all-new sequel that delivers an endless summer of scorching, sun-drenched sex!

For this edition the accent’s on youth, and the director’s personal discovery, 20 year old LIZZY STYLES, delivers an early highlight, showing off her massive tits and plush, voluptuous figure in some beautifully shot tease footage. Fans who caught this busty brunette’s debut earlier this year in WHO’S THAT GIRL #9 only got to experience her skills via a P.O.V. blowjob, but that’s not the case here. She strips and preens for the director’s camera before throwing down a vigorous, multi-positional fuck that’s capped off with a hefty load at the scene’s end.

Things just get hotter from there; whether it’s leggy JACKIE DANIELS strutting her stuff with her pool-boy in a secluded grotto, or inked-up MASON MOORE indulging in an intense powerfuck that leaves her heaving tits drenched in cum, POOL SIDE PUSSY 2 surpasses the original in every way.

In other highlights, cute-as-a-button coverstar LEXI BELLE proves that looks can be deceiving, delivering a torrid screw with an expertise that belies her tender years. And porn’s current “IT” teenager, 19 year old ISIS TAYLOR, wraps it all up with a vigorous poolside pump that leaves her face bathed in dollops of jizz.

These intense pairings feature some of the most reliable woodmen in the game, including JAMES DEEN, MARK ASHLEY, and MR. PETE. Once you’re done with the movie, be sure to peruse the extras, which include a bonus scene with ERIK EVERHARD and exotic fan favorite ASA AKIRA, sexy behind-the-scenes action, and a hot hardcore still gallery. It all amounts to POOLSIDE PUSSY 2, a XXX salute to the Girls of Summer that will keep you warm all year around. Own it on DVD next week, only from Vouyer Media.

Check out Poolside Pussy 2 and other hot videos at PornValleyXXX.com

I am easily amused …

RAY: How old are you?

ASHLYN RAE: I am 18 years old.

RAY: Where are you from?

ASHLYN: Laguna Beach, California.  Originally from Prescott, Arizona.

RAY: Can I offer you a Blue Machine or a Balance bar?

ASHLYN: I’d love that.  I’m a very healthy person.  I eat healthy all the time.

RAY: What do you eat?

ASHLYN: I eat salads.  But I also like steak.  I’ve been going to Subway a lot since coming up to the valley to shoot porn.

RAY: So why porn?

ASHLYN: Well, the money is one thing.  But also I want to get into mainstream modeling.  It was easier to get started in adult.  And adult is modeling, technically.

RAY: What type of modeling are you interested in?

ASHLYN: Print.  I’m only 5′3″, so runway modeling is out.

RAY: So on Amateur Allure you’ll be appearing as “Miley”, due to your resemblance to a certain pop-culture icon who shall remain — at least – partially nameless.

ASHLYN: Yes!

RAY: How did you enjoy your Amateur Allure experience?

ASHLYN: It was hot.  The guy I worked with made it fun. [Laughs] It was actually a new experience for me. I had never swallowed cum before!

RAY: Never?

ASHLYN: Not even in my personal life.  This has been a week of “firsts” for me.  I licked my first pussy the other day, and now I’ve officially swallowed cum.  And both times were caught on camera! [Laughs]

RAY: Yes, documented for historical purposes… How did the swallowing go?

ASHLYN: It was different.  Much easier than I expected.  When you see the video on AmateurAllure.com, you’ll see me swallow two big loads.  In the first one, the cum shoots directly into my mouth — All over my tongue.  Then I jerked the second load of sperm onto my fingers and ate it off.  It was hot.

RAY: And the pussy licking?

ASHLYN: I had never been with another woman before, so that was definitely a new experience for me. 

RAY: How old were you the first time you had sex?

ASHLYN: I was 15 years old.  It was with a football player.

RAY: NFL?

ASHLYN: No!  [Laughs]  Just a guy from my school.  He was a junior, I was a sophomore.

RAY: Were you a cheerleader?

ASHLYN: I used to be a long time ago, but I wasn’t at the time.  I like football players.  I’ve always been into the “jock” types.

RAY: This is why you’re so into me.

ASHLYN: [Laughs] Are you secretly a jock?

RAY: I have jock itch.  Are you into muscles?

ASHLYN: I am.  I realize guys with muscles are usually jerks… But I still go for them.

RAY: How about your friends and family?  Are they aware of your new career as a porn star?

ASHLYN: Nobody knows.  They know that I drive up to L.A. a lot, so I told them I’ve been modeling.   Which isn’t lying, technically.   We take pictures, right?  [Laughs] They can’t really do anything at this point, I suppose.  I’m eighteen.

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I call Alexis Texas.  She’s at the hardware store.

ALEXIS: I just moved into a house. I’m about to pick-out paint…

RAY: You’re on the cover of Cheri. Were you aware?

ALEXIS: Really? No, I didn’t know that.

RAY: They refer to you as Buttwoman.

ALEXIS: I did a video for Elegant Angel called Alexis Texas is Buttwoman.  It was my first anal scene.

RAY: So what color are you going with?

ALEXIS: Mushroom… Sort of a mushroomy-color.

RAY: What does it mean when Joanna Angel says she’s going to move out of her apartment and into your ass?

ALEXIS: [Laughs] You saw that on Twitter! You Twitter-bug. Well, we did a scene yesterday and I engulfed her entire face with my butt. I think I was suffocating her. You could see her eyes bugging-out. It was really hot. She told me she liked having her face in my ass. I told her I have some rooms for rent. The video was for New Sensations — A porn parody of the TV show Scrubs.

RAY: How long have you been in porn?

ALEXIS: Almost three years.

RAY: And this year, you’re nominated for the XRCO Award for performer of the year.

ALEXIS: I am! I’m very excited about it. That awards show is so fun!

RAY: How many videos have you done?

ALEXIS: My gosh… A lot! At least a hundred.

RAY: Any stand-outs?

ALEXIS: Buttwoman for sure. I do a lot of amazing stuff in that video — You should check it out. It’s me, Gianna, and Mark Ashley.

RAY: Had you done anal before in your personal life?

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