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HOLLYWOOD, CA — Although Not ® the Bradys XXX: Bradys Meet the Partridge Family is packed with nubile beautiful teens having sex, the MILFS actually run the show.  If you’re a fan of grown women you’ll love Alana Evans, Payton Leigh and Lynn LeMay expertly playing the roles of Carol Brady, Shirley Partridge and Alice the maid in the just-released fourth volume of the ultra-popular porn parody series from X-Play/LFP Video.

This is the type of porn you can watch alone with a bottle of hand lotion or with your date.  The movie was just released this week and when director Will Ryder decided to combine two classic television shows into one porn parody, all the rules went out the window especially when Shirley Partridge mistakes Mike and Carol for swingers and convinces them over a few bottles of wine to have a three-some.

Not ® the Bradys XXX: The Bradys Meet the Partridge Family stars Kagney Linn Karter, Shawna Lenee, and Tanner Mayes, along with Lexi Belle, Alana Evans, Kacey Jordan, Dylan Riley, Lynn LeMay, Mike Horner, Payton Leigh, Kris Slater, James Deen, Mikey Butders, Scotty Piper, Nick Manning, James Bartholet and Ron Jeremy as Sam the Butcher.

“When I first read the script I was laughing so hard because it was so funny,” remarked Payton Leigh who has appeared in a few other X-Play porn parodies including the 2010 XRCO Best Parody winner Not ® Married with Children XXX.

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HOLLYWOOD, CA — America’s favorite porn family returns — Just in time for Christmas — with a brand new 3rd movie that could be the best porn-parody adventure ever. Not the Bradys XXX Pussy Power! is available now!

With new starlets Lexi Belle and Dylan Riley playing Marcia and Jan, director Will Ryder is at the top of his game and when you add Tanner Mayes, Nicole Ray, Ashlyn Rae and many more to the already stellar award-winning cast you have a #1 blockbuster movie. X-Play has done it again as this movie is guaranteed to sell off store shelves nationwide.

The wait is over. Pick up your copy today at PornValleyXXX.com

In a related porn shocker, there was no reported meltdown for Tanner Mayes in this new Brady Bunch Sex Movie.

In what appears to be a delicious case of art imitating life, bad-girl porn starlet Tanner Mayes stars in the soon-to-be-released Not the Bradys XXX Pussy Power! where she plays Jan’s sex-crazed, rule-breaking girlfriend. The third volume of the Brady Bunch porn parody series will be in stores November 24th from X-Play/LFP Video and all indications are it will be another #1 selling DVD.

The Bradys are definitely blockbuster status but the jury is still deliberating on Tanner Mayes who has made a big name for herself with over one hundred of the hottest young-girl sex scenes but made the biggest noise with a notorious video clip that has been affectionately referred to as the ‘Tanner Mayes meltdown’.

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HOLLYWOOD, CA — Brady Bunch fans have a reason to celebrate as the long awaited sequel to the best selling porn comedy Not the Bradys XXX is due to arrive in stores November 18th from X-Play/Hustler Video.

Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia! features Teagan Presley in the starring role of Marcia and packs eight sex scenes and over five total hours of footage on a hilarious DVD that is destined to reach the top of the charts.

“I know fans are going to love this new movie as much or more than the first one because it has everything that Brady Bunch and Not the Bradys XXX lovers want to see,” stated co-producer Jeff Mullen of X-Play. “It is funny as hell.”

“We’ve been getting requests for this new Brady movie for six months now and it’s going to be one of the biggest titles we’ve every released,” stated Hustler director of sales David Diamond.

“Not the Bradys XXX is the type of series that comes along once in a very long time and director Will Ryder and the guys at X-Play are proven hit-makers and America wants this movie.  I know that sounds like hype but its true,” stated Hustler creative director Drew Rosenfeld.  “This is a fun movie and it will fly off store shelves.”

A parody of the popular Brady Bunch television show, the sequel shows that Marcia will do anything to meet pop idol Danny Jones but things turn sticky when TeenPop Magazine informs her parents she sent the rock star a dirty letter and her panties in the mail.  Marcia gets grounded & fears her life is ruined before Danny pays a visit to her school and comes to her rescue.  Wild BJs, nasty pussy eating, multiple 3-ways and crazy banging make this one hell of a hilarious XXX spoof of the classic 1970s TV show.

The movie gloriously returns most of the original cast as Alana Evans is back as suburban housewife Carol and Mike Horner returns as straight-laced dad Mike.  Aurora Snow returns as Jan, Kacey Jordan is Cindy, Kris Slater plays Greg, James Deen returns as Peter and Mikey Butders once again plays Bobby.  The legendary Ron Jeremy returns as Sam the Butcher and Lynn LeMay perfectly reprises her role as Alice the maid. 

Rounding out the all-star cast is Gina Lynn, Alexis Love, Sienna West, Emma Heart, Mya Gates with funny man Lu Bricate’ as the perverted plumber and Evan Stone as pop star Danny Jones.

“I loved making this Not the Bradys XXX movie.  It was so much fun being on set and because it is such a big movie I can’t wait to see it.  Everybody’s been asking me about it,” said Teagan.

Not The Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia! will be in stores everywhere November 18th from X-Play/Hustler Video.

Another crazy Halloween in Hollywood, California.  We started drinking as we exited the 101 at Cahuenga. 45 minutes later, the bottle was gone and we were destroyed.

(Thank God nobody reads this.)

We arrived at All Media Play’s “Heaven and Hell” party at Social.  Jeff Mullen & Scott David’s night was sponsored by X-Play, SexZ Pictures, Not Bewitched XXX, Adam & Eve, ICON, Cabaret Productions, and Danny B Productions. 

We arrived too late for a spot on the carpet, so we slipped inside. 

Lots of friends showed up: Britney Stevens, Kylie Reese, Allyssa Hall, Mike Horner, Veronique Vega, Angelina Armani, Evie Delatosso, Mina Leigh, Mz Berlin, Mark Spiegler, Nina Hartley, Harmony, Ashli Orion, Brynn Tyler, Alan Stafford, Claire Dames, Magdalene, SiSi Sins, Amber Sky, Aurora Snow, Tony Batman, MIndy Main, Jimmy Lifestyles, Louisa Lanewood, Alanah Rae, Summer Bailey, Teagan Presley, Lord Blu, Gia Jordan, Marina Maywood, Gianna Lynn, Lexi Belle, Christian, Renae Cruz, Brooke Haven, Alexis Texas, Brooke Belle, Tori Black, Tee Reel, Tabatha Tucker, Leah Livingston, Hayden Night, Tori Lane, Madison James, and Sarah Jessie.

Here are some pictures.

* Also included are photos from STEAM’s “Night of Whorrors” party, where I found my friend Sonny Suzuki recruiting whores for his sick Japanese films.  Too bad the only actual porn people who showed-up were Layla & Max Hardcore.

Can you spot them?

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! The most talked about porn movie of the year is gearing up for a sequel and the producers of Not the Bradys XXX, the popular Brady Bunch spoof are searching for an actress to play the role of big sister Marcia.

Now is your chance to be in Not the Bradys XXX #2.

Agents with prospective clients and actresses interested in playing Marcia in the spot-on parody family of the original 1970s television show The Brady Bunch should contact Scott David at X-Play/All Media Play scott@allmediaplay.com

“We’re looking for a beautiful blond in her late teens or early twenties, with some acting ability that really wants to play Marcia and be a big part of this movie,” stated co-producer Scott David from the All Media Play offices in Hollywood.

The role of Marcia in the top-selling Not the Bradys XXX was played by Hillary Scott. “Hillary did a wonderful job and even earned an AVN award nomination for Best Actress as Marcia but she’s now a contract star with SexZ Pictures and her schedule wasn’t open for this movie,” stated director Will Ryder.

Nearing #1 on Hot Movies.com, Not the Bradys XXX #2 will begin a 6 day shooting schedule April 17th. Most of the original cast has signed on to reprise their roles including Aurora Snow as Jan, Alana Evans as Mrs. B, Mike Horner as Mr. B, Lynn LeMay as Alice and Ron Jeremy as Sam the Butcher.

“I’m flying back from England just to be in this movie,” Jeremy said. “I had a blast in the first one and maybe I’ll get to talk the director into letting me bang Marcia,” he said with a laugh.

“I don’t see Sam banging Marcia in this sequel but I do see some fun and wild things taking place. We have some great new girls in mind for some of the side characters and this movie will really look great on their resume. This is big time pornography,” co-producer Jeff Mullen said with a smile.

The role of Marcia is open to a veteran porn star or a newcomer but those interested should quickly contact the producers at All Media Play/X-Play.

“We’re still getting a lot of exposure on this first movie and sales have not slowed down, so I would think whoever plays Marcia will get some excellent publicity,” Mullen concluded.

Not the Bradys XXX is available at PornValleyXXX.com and also at HotMovies.com so check it out now. Also visit www.bradysxxx.com to see some fun clips.