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LAS VEGAS, NEVADA — National A-1 Internet and Hotmovies.com are proud to announce the bevy of stars they are bringing to Las Vegas for AVN’s Adult Entertainment Expo 2010 to meet, greet and sign autographs for their many fans.

This year the Hotmovies crew will be joined by some of the biggest super stars in the business, including Burning Angel’s own Joanna Angel, Amy Ried, Ashlynn Brooke, Courtney Cummz, Roxy Reynolds, redheaded firecracker Misti Dawn and, of course, porn legend Ron Jeremy. These shining stars will be signing autographs throughout the event at the Hotmovies.com booth.

The Adult Entertainment Expo is the event of the year for everything that is, and ever will be, quality adult entertainment. With hundreds of venders, tons of stars and thousands of porn appreciating patrons mixing and mingling in one place over the course of a mind blowing three days from January 7-10th, 2010 Vegas is the place to be! (more…)

CANOGA PARK, CA — As AEE 2010 quickly approaches, Hustler Video has secured a lineup of the hottest girls in the adult business today to sign at their booth! For your viewing pleasure will be Lisa Ann, Sunset Thomas, Kagney Linn Karter, Missy Stone, Jenny Hendrix, Nicole Ray and Audrey Bitoni.

“We are really pleased with the girls we have at the booth this year,” says Creative Director Drew Rosenfeld. “We recently added Jenny Hendrix to the roster. She stars in our latest parody, This Ain’t Beverly Hills 90210 XXX. She delivers a standout performance, not to mention she is incredibly hot!”

Hustler Video has had an exceptional year with the release of their parodies. Topping the charts and gaining great reviews are titles like This Ain’t Star Trek XXX and This Ain’t Happy Days XXX – Fonzie Luvs Pinky, which features little hottie Nicole Ray! Hustler Video made big headlines with their political parodies as well. Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? topped the charts and received massive press from both adult and mainstream media outlets. Starring mega-MILF Lisa Ann, WNP continues to be a top seller, as does the latest Lisa Ann project, You’re Nailin’ Palin! “Lisa Ann has NAILED it,” says David Diamond, National Sales Manager at Hustler Video. “I can barely keep these titles in stock. Everyone wants to see Palin do her thing and as nasty as possible!

Along with their string of parody hits, Hustler Video also teamed up with X-Play to put out top sellers like Not Married With Children XXX, starring Kagney Linn Karter.

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According to the Chinese Zodiac, 2009 is the Year of the Ox.  Whatever the fuck that means.  In Porn Valley, 2009 was clearly the year of the porn parody.

Here is a recap of some of this year’s most interesting spoofs:

Join sex crime investigator, Dexxxter Whoregan (Nikki Rhodes) as she investigates some of Miami’s sexiest and raunchiest cases. Adult stars Lexi Belle, McKenzie Sweets, Kya Tropic, Lynx and more perform in some steamy scenes in this parody on the Showtime hit, Dexter. Fans of the original show will appreciate the attention to detail, and hardcore porn lovers will surely get off to this hot feature!

When the cameras enter the offices of Dinder Muffin, it’s up to “World’s Bust Boss”, Michelle (Ashlynn Brooke), to make sure that the hard drives are hard and the water cooler is wet. That’s why she’s not only the boss, she’s the employee of the month!  The splooge and jokes fly with Jenna Haze, Stephanie Swift, Alexis Texas, Gianna Michaels, Faye Reagan, Dahlia Denyle, Codi Carmichael, James Deen, Dane Cross, Ralph Long, Rocco Reed, and Mark Wood.

You’ll Be Hoppin’, Boppin’ and Cock Rockin’ with… Watch America’s favorite 1950′s gang go from wholesome to horny in this rockin’ sex romp!  Stars: Penny Flame, Riley Evans, Tori Black, Raquel Devine, Missy Stone, Codi Carmichael, Ally Ann, Tommy Gunn, Anthony Rosano.

Get ready for some sex, jugs, and Rock ‘N Roll — 1970′s-style! Imagine a combination of polyester pants, platform shoes, hilarious comedy, and scorching hot sex scenes! Well, that’s exactly what you’re going to get with 70′S SHOW: A XXX PARODY! Introducing sexified parodies of your favorite characters including Eric, Donna, Fez, Jackie, Laurie, Kelso, Hyde, Kitty & Red. Things get dazed & confused when this sex-crazed group of friends head to a concert. Backstage passes quickly become backstage asses as the gang tries to pick up groupies & meat the band. 70′S SHOW-A XXX PARODY, featuring Brooke Banner, Ashlynn Brooke, Missy Stone, Rachel Love, Kaci Starr, Patrick J. Knight, Anthony Rosano, Ralph Long, Pike Nelson, Steve Smith, and more!

Starring Anthony Rosano, Trina Michaels, Ryder Skye, TJ Cummings, Allison Pierce, Mia Lelani, April Blossom, Alex Sanders, Cheyne Collins. Join Vicki Chase, X, Holly Drama and Tortise as they fuck their way to the top of Hollywood! These girls aren’t your average pornstars — they use their sex appeal to get whatever they want out of their careers.

Federal agents Dana Scully (Kimberly Kane) and Fox Mulder (Anthony Rosano) are sent to investigate a series of mysterious homicides. A common thread of the murders are the occult images and symbols found at the scene of each crime. With time against them, Scully and Mulder must solve the riddle that will eventually lead them to someone or something they have never encountered before. The truth is out that “The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody” is the hottest movie of the year! Suspenseful, sexy, awesome! Featuring Ashlynn Brooke, Audrey Bitoni, Evan Stone, Charley Chase, and more!

When Jack loses his restaurant job the gang can’t afford rent so Chrissy picks up a night job leading Janet, Jack & the Ropers to think she’s become a hooker. Crazy, hilarious & dirty situations result in non-stop sucking & fucking as gorgeous tits, ass & pussy abound in this hardcore spoof of the classic ’70s TV show.  Stars Alyssa Hall, Brynn Tyler , Dino Bravo, Eric Swiss, James Bartholet, Jenny Hendrix, Madison Scott, Nina Hartley, Penny Flame, Ron Jeremy, Roxy Jezel, Scott Lyons,Sienna West, Tommy Gunn, Van Damage

Tons Of Hardcore Action With An All Star Cast!

Your favorite spooky family is more sexy than scary in This Ain’t The Munsters XXX! This spoof from Hustler Video features an all star cast that is to die for! Parodying the original TV show, the Munster family shows you what goes on when they’re turned on in this hilarious movie!

They may be stranded, but they’re stll horny!! Watch Gilligan and the castaways get down & dirty!! Starring Anthony Rosano, Darryl Hanah, Evan Stone, Jack Lawrence, Regan Reese, Rod Fontana, Ryder Skye, Sindee Jennings

Al fears his job is in jeopardy so Kelly gets involved in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get his co-worker fired. Gorgeous tits, ass and pussy abound in the Bundy household as Peg, Kelly, Al, Bud, Marcie & Steve can’t stop fucking in this dirty spoof of the classic show Tv show.  Performers: Alyssa Hall, Brittany O’Connell, Brooke Belle, Dane Cross, Emy Reyes, Eric Swiss, India Summer, Kagney Linn Karter, Kimber James (TS), Kora Cummings, Madison Scott, Nick Manning, Payton Leigh, Reno

There’s only one cure for the beautiful female patients of Naked Heart Hospital… a good dose of Penis-illin from Doctor DJ (AVN’s Male Performer of the Year, James Deen)! When handsome young & hung doctor, DJ sees that the lack of sexual healing amongst the hospital’s staff is affecting their work, he realizes that he must come up with a plan to heal everyone of their Acute Bone-itis. At Naked Heart Hospital laughter and deep penetration are surely the best medicines.New Sensations proudly presents the hilarious & filthy, Scrubs  A XXX Parody. Catch all of the XXX-Raying, Bodily Fluid Transfusing, Pussy-oscopies you can handle with All-Star cast, Ashlynn Brooke, Joanna Angel, Alexis Texas, Tori Black, Missy Stone, Thea Marie, James Deen, Shane Diesel, Jack Lawrence, and Ralph Long.

HUSTLER Boldy goes there!  Sasha Grey plays a Vulcan stricken with the “sickness”. The only way she can find satisfaction is to FUCK! Captain Kirk is more then happy to oblige by plunging his cock deep into her dripping wet pink pussy!  Taken by Kahn’s charms, Aurora Snow decides it’s best to shove his cock in her mouth. This is followed by a deliciously sexy fuck fest filled with hard pussy pounding!  Jenna Haze is a mysterious alien who is dipped in Venus fluid. Therefore, all she wants to do is FUCK! She convinces the logical and emotional Spock, to fuck her silly in the name of science!  Codi Carmichael as the sickbay nurse is stricken with the virus. The only cure is a sudden rush of Endorphins. She gets off by fucking Bones silly. His huge cock assaults her nice pink pussy!  Also stricken with the virus Jada Fire as Uhura, double teams Spock and Captain James T. Kirk. She is cured by having a cock deep in her ass, while another is ramming away at her hot wet pink pussy!

New Sensations, the studio that brought you The Office: A XXX Parody, Scrubs: A XXX Parody and Seinfeld: A XXX Parody presents 30 Rock: A XXX Parody, a side-splitting and pussy pounding take on one of the funniest shows on TV. Imagine, all of your favorite and funniest characters played by some of the hottest porn stars! With sexy and spot on performances by Ashlyn Brooke, Lisa Ann, Amy Ried, Rebeca Linares, Evie Delatosso, Lana Violet, James Deen, Herschel Savage, Ralph Long, Chris Cannon and Erik Everhard, 30 Rock: A XXX Parody is a must have for anybody who likes to laugh or cum.

CANOGA PARK, CA — The neon day-glo sets are empty and the acid-washed jeans are history as Hustler Video Group wraps its ultimate parody tribute to ’90s cheesy TV with This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX.

Directed by the award-winning Axel Braun, This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX finished shooting late last week. “We’ve got some amazing stuff in the can,” says Creative Director Drew Rosenfeld. “We had some long days, but it was totally worth it!”

Cast with some of porn’s hottest rising stars and some fresh new faces, TASBTB (as it’s known in inner circles) pays homage to the hugely popular TV show that capitalized on the many issues that teens face. All bases are covered in this parody, as the gang from Bayside High finally take advantage of being 18 and going all the way!

This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX stars Missy Stone, Ashlyn Rae, Misty Stone, Ally Ann, Nicole Ray, April O’Neal, Eric John, Ralph Long, Mikey Butders and Scott Stone as Mr. Hijinx himself, Zack Morris.

This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX is scheduled to be released October 6, 2009.

Check out some of the stars in these other videos…

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Porno Dan writes: On behalf of Blue Moon Nights, we want to thank everyone who made it to the xPeeps and Smash Pictures party held for Secretary’s Day 3, directed by Kevin Moore. This was the first time we held an invite on Wednesday, and after the turn out that we had it will not be the last.

We want to thank  all the adult industry stars and personalities who made it out including: Alex Gonz, Amy Moore, Brittany O’ Connell, Cali Couture, Carmen Mynor, Celeste Star, Eve Mayfair, Erin Chase, Faye Regan, Frank Thomas, Georgia Jones, Holly Belle, Jaelyn Rose, Jay Rock, Jeff Mullen, Justice Young, Kaci Star, Kelly Devine, Lee Bang, Lilly Lovely, Nikki Kane, Nikki Rhodes, Megan Mallone, Mindy Lynn, Missy Stone, Ray Dark, Rick Garcia, Rhiannon Skye, Rucca Page, Sierra Skye, Sophie Dee, Tee Real.

Devan Cypher writes: For many across this land it was just another gloomy tax day but for residents of porn valley it was an amazing night to celebrate.

“I couldn’t believe how many people showed up for a Wednesday night to help me celebrate this release,” confesses stunned but proud director Kevin Moore. “There was a line down the block and the whole club was jammed full. It was really amazing!”

Moore, whose work has steadily seen more exposure over the last few months, received instant acclaim for this Sasha Grey vehicle first on Fleshbot and then with other critics. The rising director is still trying to wrap his head around the new attention.

“After working for years in this business it’s nice to start seeing some praise for my efforts but also a little unexpected,” Kevin admits. “I could get use to this.”

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LONDON — Harmony Films’ Slam It! series reminds fans and critics why the award winning series and frequent favorite among consumers is anything but prim and proper with the release of the 12th volume in the series.

“Slam It! Even Harder” features libidinous and abandoned scenes featuring d.p., A2M, gapers, and double vaginal sex starring a who’s who of wanton women including Sophie Dee from Wales, Mina Leigh, Olga Cabaeva, Missy Stone, Brandi Edwards, Charlotte Vale and Faith Leon. Male performers Marco Banderas, Oliver Sanchez and Jazz also appear in the title.

“The ‘Slam It!’ series is about extremes, and the movie’s scenes are all a delight for any punter who enjoys pretty girls doing very naughty things,” Jason Maskell, Harmony Films’ manager of sales and marketing, said. “It’s amazing to see someone as beautiful as Faith Leon letting her inhibitions go and being a filthy, nasty tart.”

Maskell also credited the movie’s high production values to the direction of acclaimed international director Gazzman.

“‘Slam It! Even Harder’ isn’t just X-rated, it’s a feast for the eyes as well,” Maskell said. “Appealing to the aesthetic, as well as sexual, senses is a signature that make Gazzman’s movies stand out in a crowded marketplace.”

PORN VALLEY, CA — The temperature? is rising, the jeans are getting lower and lower, and the thongs are thinner and thinner. In Whale Tail #4 from Smash Pictures, every ample ass is framed in the briefest of briefs!

Stephanie Cane is out riding her bike one afternoon, and the sight of the peddling pussy with the whale tail riding up her butt crack causes another bicyclist to lose his concentration and crash. Fortunately, she stops and offers him more than a helping hand.

A neighbor observes Missy Stone watering his lawn, but it?s the thong peeking out over the top of her low rise jeans that?s caught his eye. When she offers to do his indoor plants, he drops her drawers and irrigates her asshole.

Brunette Emma Cummings peels off her dental floss G-string to get a bunghole basting. Innocent Lexi Belle is anything but in her hot pink panties. Blonde bombshell Phoenix Marie’s booty looks better split by a fragment of fabric.

Directed by David Lord and shot in glorious Hi-Def, new special packaging includes an open flap with bonus collectors photo gallery! Plus the DVD menu options give you the choice of 2 different versions to watch:

The regular story line version including the speaking lines or the all sex wall-to-wall version of nonstop sex!

WATCH THE TRAILER!

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