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Here are some random photos from the AIM / OSHA Fundraiser, the 2010 XBIZ Awards, and some dive bar in the valley.  Enjoy.

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CHATSWORTH, CA — PURE PLAY MEDIA presents Dexxxter. Pink Lotus’s new parody of Showtime’s hit series, Dexter. Fans of the hit series are sure to love this Dexxxter — teaming with a delicious dose of sexed-up beauties Nikki Rhodes, Lexi Belle, McKenzie Sweets, Kya Tropic and Lynx on the scene and solving the dirtiest of crimes. Dexxxter is available now, Direct To Retailers only. For sales and distribution inquiries contact: Sales@PurePlayMedia.com.

“Pink Lotus Entertainment’s put together another fantastic parody. I recommend everyone who loves the Dexter series get Dexxxter—it’s sure to add a whole new allure to crime and punishment. Nikki Rhodes is perfect as a very sexy, feminine Dexxxter,” says PURE PLAY MEDIA CEO, Richard Arnold.

Dexxxter Synopsis:

Join sex crime investigator, Dexxxter Whoregan (Nikki Rhodes) as she investigates some of Miami’s sexiest and raunchiest cases. Adult stars Lexi Belle, McKenzie Sweets, Kya Tropic, Lynx and more perform in some steamy scenes in this parody on the Showtime hit, Dexter. Fans of the original show will appreciate the attention to detail, and hardcore porn lovers will surely get off on this hot feature!

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According to the Chinese Zodiac, 2009 is the Year of the Ox.  Whatever the fuck that means.  In Porn Valley, 2009 was clearly the year of the porn parody.

Here is a recap of some of this year’s most interesting spoofs:

Join sex crime investigator, Dexxxter Whoregan (Nikki Rhodes) as she investigates some of Miami’s sexiest and raunchiest cases. Adult stars Lexi Belle, McKenzie Sweets, Kya Tropic, Lynx and more perform in some steamy scenes in this parody on the Showtime hit, Dexter. Fans of the original show will appreciate the attention to detail, and hardcore porn lovers will surely get off to this hot feature!

When the cameras enter the offices of Dinder Muffin, it’s up to “World’s Bust Boss”, Michelle (Ashlynn Brooke), to make sure that the hard drives are hard and the water cooler is wet. That’s why she’s not only the boss, she’s the employee of the month!  The splooge and jokes fly with Jenna Haze, Stephanie Swift, Alexis Texas, Gianna Michaels, Faye Reagan, Dahlia Denyle, Codi Carmichael, James Deen, Dane Cross, Ralph Long, Rocco Reed, and Mark Wood.

You’ll Be Hoppin’, Boppin’ and Cock Rockin’ with… Watch America’s favorite 1950′s gang go from wholesome to horny in this rockin’ sex romp!  Stars: Penny Flame, Riley Evans, Tori Black, Raquel Devine, Missy Stone, Codi Carmichael, Ally Ann, Tommy Gunn, Anthony Rosano.

Get ready for some sex, jugs, and Rock ‘N Roll — 1970′s-style! Imagine a combination of polyester pants, platform shoes, hilarious comedy, and scorching hot sex scenes! Well, that’s exactly what you’re going to get with 70′S SHOW: A XXX PARODY! Introducing sexified parodies of your favorite characters including Eric, Donna, Fez, Jackie, Laurie, Kelso, Hyde, Kitty & Red. Things get dazed & confused when this sex-crazed group of friends head to a concert. Backstage passes quickly become backstage asses as the gang tries to pick up groupies & meat the band. 70′S SHOW-A XXX PARODY, featuring Brooke Banner, Ashlynn Brooke, Missy Stone, Rachel Love, Kaci Starr, Patrick J. Knight, Anthony Rosano, Ralph Long, Pike Nelson, Steve Smith, and more!

Starring Anthony Rosano, Trina Michaels, Ryder Skye, TJ Cummings, Allison Pierce, Mia Lelani, April Blossom, Alex Sanders, Cheyne Collins. Join Vicki Chase, X, Holly Drama and Tortise as they fuck their way to the top of Hollywood! These girls aren’t your average pornstars — they use their sex appeal to get whatever they want out of their careers.

Federal agents Dana Scully (Kimberly Kane) and Fox Mulder (Anthony Rosano) are sent to investigate a series of mysterious homicides. A common thread of the murders are the occult images and symbols found at the scene of each crime. With time against them, Scully and Mulder must solve the riddle that will eventually lead them to someone or something they have never encountered before. The truth is out that “The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody” is the hottest movie of the year! Suspenseful, sexy, awesome! Featuring Ashlynn Brooke, Audrey Bitoni, Evan Stone, Charley Chase, and more!

When Jack loses his restaurant job the gang can’t afford rent so Chrissy picks up a night job leading Janet, Jack & the Ropers to think she’s become a hooker. Crazy, hilarious & dirty situations result in non-stop sucking & fucking as gorgeous tits, ass & pussy abound in this hardcore spoof of the classic ’70s TV show.  Stars Alyssa Hall, Brynn Tyler , Dino Bravo, Eric Swiss, James Bartholet, Jenny Hendrix, Madison Scott, Nina Hartley, Penny Flame, Ron Jeremy, Roxy Jezel, Scott Lyons,Sienna West, Tommy Gunn, Van Damage

Tons Of Hardcore Action With An All Star Cast!

Your favorite spooky family is more sexy than scary in This Ain’t The Munsters XXX! This spoof from Hustler Video features an all star cast that is to die for! Parodying the original TV show, the Munster family shows you what goes on when they’re turned on in this hilarious movie!

They may be stranded, but they’re stll horny!! Watch Gilligan and the castaways get down & dirty!! Starring Anthony Rosano, Darryl Hanah, Evan Stone, Jack Lawrence, Regan Reese, Rod Fontana, Ryder Skye, Sindee Jennings

Al fears his job is in jeopardy so Kelly gets involved in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get his co-worker fired. Gorgeous tits, ass and pussy abound in the Bundy household as Peg, Kelly, Al, Bud, Marcie & Steve can’t stop fucking in this dirty spoof of the classic show Tv show.  Performers: Alyssa Hall, Brittany O’Connell, Brooke Belle, Dane Cross, Emy Reyes, Eric Swiss, India Summer, Kagney Linn Karter, Kimber James (TS), Kora Cummings, Madison Scott, Nick Manning, Payton Leigh, Reno

There’s only one cure for the beautiful female patients of Naked Heart Hospital… a good dose of Penis-illin from Doctor DJ (AVN’s Male Performer of the Year, James Deen)! When handsome young & hung doctor, DJ sees that the lack of sexual healing amongst the hospital’s staff is affecting their work, he realizes that he must come up with a plan to heal everyone of their Acute Bone-itis. At Naked Heart Hospital laughter and deep penetration are surely the best medicines.New Sensations proudly presents the hilarious & filthy, Scrubs  A XXX Parody. Catch all of the XXX-Raying, Bodily Fluid Transfusing, Pussy-oscopies you can handle with All-Star cast, Ashlynn Brooke, Joanna Angel, Alexis Texas, Tori Black, Missy Stone, Thea Marie, James Deen, Shane Diesel, Jack Lawrence, and Ralph Long.

HUSTLER Boldy goes there!  Sasha Grey plays a Vulcan stricken with the “sickness”. The only way she can find satisfaction is to FUCK! Captain Kirk is more then happy to oblige by plunging his cock deep into her dripping wet pink pussy!  Taken by Kahn’s charms, Aurora Snow decides it’s best to shove his cock in her mouth. This is followed by a deliciously sexy fuck fest filled with hard pussy pounding!  Jenna Haze is a mysterious alien who is dipped in Venus fluid. Therefore, all she wants to do is FUCK! She convinces the logical and emotional Spock, to fuck her silly in the name of science!  Codi Carmichael as the sickbay nurse is stricken with the virus. The only cure is a sudden rush of Endorphins. She gets off by fucking Bones silly. His huge cock assaults her nice pink pussy!  Also stricken with the virus Jada Fire as Uhura, double teams Spock and Captain James T. Kirk. She is cured by having a cock deep in her ass, while another is ramming away at her hot wet pink pussy!

New Sensations, the studio that brought you The Office: A XXX Parody, Scrubs: A XXX Parody and Seinfeld: A XXX Parody presents 30 Rock: A XXX Parody, a side-splitting and pussy pounding take on one of the funniest shows on TV. Imagine, all of your favorite and funniest characters played by some of the hottest porn stars! With sexy and spot on performances by Ashlyn Brooke, Lisa Ann, Amy Ried, Rebeca Linares, Evie Delatosso, Lana Violet, James Deen, Herschel Savage, Ralph Long, Chris Cannon and Erik Everhard, 30 Rock: A XXX Parody is a must have for anybody who likes to laugh or cum.

RAY: How old are you?

ASHLYN RAE: I am 18 years old.

RAY: Where are you from?

ASHLYN: Laguna Beach, California.  Originally from Prescott, Arizona.

RAY: Can I offer you a Blue Machine or a Balance bar?

ASHLYN: I’d love that.  I’m a very healthy person.  I eat healthy all the time.

RAY: What do you eat?

ASHLYN: I eat salads.  But I also like steak.  I’ve been going to Subway a lot since coming up to the valley to shoot porn.

RAY: So why porn?

ASHLYN: Well, the money is one thing.  But also I want to get into mainstream modeling.  It was easier to get started in adult.  And adult is modeling, technically.

RAY: What type of modeling are you interested in?

ASHLYN: Print.  I’m only 5’3″, so runway modeling is out.

RAY: So on Amateur Allure you’ll be appearing as “Miley”, due to your resemblance to a certain pop-culture icon who shall remain — at least – partially nameless.

ASHLYN: Yes!

RAY: How did you enjoy your Amateur Allure experience?

ASHLYN: It was hot.  The guy I worked with made it fun. [Laughs] It was actually a new experience for me. I had never swallowed cum before!

RAY: Never?

ASHLYN: Not even in my personal life.  This has been a week of “firsts” for me.  I licked my first pussy the other day, and now I’ve officially swallowed cum.  And both times were caught on camera! [Laughs]

RAY: Yes, documented for historical purposes… How did the swallowing go?

ASHLYN: It was different.  Much easier than I expected.  When you see the video on AmateurAllure.com, you’ll see me swallow two big loads.  In the first one, the cum shoots directly into my mouth — All over my tongue.  Then I jerked the second load of sperm onto my fingers and ate it off.  It was hot.

RAY: And the pussy licking?

ASHLYN: I had never been with another woman before, so that was definitely a new experience for me. 

RAY: How old were you the first time you had sex?

ASHLYN: I was 15 years old.  It was with a football player.

RAY: NFL?

ASHLYN: No!  [Laughs]  Just a guy from my school.  He was a junior, I was a sophomore.

RAY: Were you a cheerleader?

ASHLYN: I used to be a long time ago, but I wasn’t at the time.  I like football players.  I’ve always been into the “jock” types.

RAY: This is why you’re so into me.

ASHLYN: [Laughs] Are you secretly a jock?

RAY: I have jock itch.  Are you into muscles?

ASHLYN: I am.  I realize guys with muscles are usually jerks… But I still go for them.

RAY: How about your friends and family?  Are they aware of your new career as a porn star?

ASHLYN: Nobody knows.  They know that I drive up to L.A. a lot, so I told them I’ve been modeling.   Which isn’t lying, technically.   We take pictures, right?  [Laughs] They can’t really do anything at this point, I suppose.  I’m eighteen.

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Porno Dan writes: On behalf of Blue Moon Nights, we want to thank everyone who made it to the xPeeps and Smash Pictures party held for Secretary’s Day 3, directed by Kevin Moore. This was the first time we held an invite on Wednesday, and after the turn out that we had it will not be the last.

We want to thank  all the adult industry stars and personalities who made it out including: Alex Gonz, Amy Moore, Brittany O’ Connell, Cali Couture, Carmen Mynor, Celeste Star, Eve Mayfair, Erin Chase, Faye Regan, Frank Thomas, Georgia Jones, Holly Belle, Jaelyn Rose, Jay Rock, Jeff Mullen, Justice Young, Kaci Star, Kelly Devine, Lee Bang, Lilly Lovely, Nikki Kane, Nikki Rhodes, Megan Mallone, Mindy Lynn, Missy Stone, Ray Dark, Rick Garcia, Rhiannon Skye, Rucca Page, Sierra Skye, Sophie Dee, Tee Real.

Devan Cypher writes: For many across this land it was just another gloomy tax day but for residents of porn valley it was an amazing night to celebrate.

“I couldn’t believe how many people showed up for a Wednesday night to help me celebrate this release,” confesses stunned but proud director Kevin Moore. “There was a line down the block and the whole club was jammed full. It was really amazing!”

Moore, whose work has steadily seen more exposure over the last few months, received instant acclaim for this Sasha Grey vehicle first on Fleshbot and then with other critics. The rising director is still trying to wrap his head around the new attention.

“After working for years in this business it’s nice to start seeing some praise for my efforts but also a little unexpected,” Kevin admits. “I could get use to this.”

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xPeeps, the adult social networking site, and its parent company, AEBN, are teaming up with powerhouse studio Smash Pictures to celebrate the studio’s newest release, Secretary’s Day 3 – and commemorate the year one anniversary for xPeeps’s monthly industry events.

“We’re very excited to partner with Smash for this celebration of their Secretary’s Day line,” says AEBN’s Josh Lachen. “Secretary’s Day 3 is burning its way up to the top of our VOD charts, just like the others have done before it.”

The night will be hosted by several stars, including Jenna Haze, Nikki Rhodes, Mackenzee Pierce, Sarah Vandella, Celeste Starr and Georgia Jones. Haze was the star of the previous installment in the Secretary’s Day series. Also appearing will be Jayden Jaymes & Allyssa Hall who just wrapped the Smash shoots: Registered Nurse 2 and Killer Grip 5.

This month’s party is scheduled for Wednesday, April 15, at Blue Moon Nights nightclub in North Hollywood. While the parties are traditionally held on Thursdays, they broke with the tradition this month as to not conflict with other industry event, the XRCO Awards.

“It’s hard to believe that it’s already been a year,” reflects xPeeps’s Suzann Knudsen. “It’s been a great experience working with the biggest names in the business, and I couldn’t have asked for a better partner for the anniversary event than the Smash Pictures crew.”

Stars wishing to be added to the VIP list should email dan@pornodan.com. As with the other xPeeps parties, this will be a red carpet affair with major mainstream and adult media coverage. Doors and red carpet arrivals begin at 9 pm, and there is an open bar from 8:30 until 9:30pm. Blue Moon Nights is located at 4712 Lankershim Blvd, North Hollywood, CA.

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Smash Pictures’ top-selling adult movie series Secretary’s Day has landed on the cover of the upcoming TLA Raw direct mail catalogue which will trumpet the volume 3 DVD release with a seductive photo of Nikki Rhodes gracing the cover.

TLA Video and TLA Raw are two of the largest mail-order catalogues in existence serving over 4 million consumers annually. The Philadelphia based TLA realized the mass appeal of gorgeous women wearing business attire and glasses and thought that Secretary’s Day 3 would be a perfect fit for the popular sales catalogue.

“Smash Pictures is a consistently strong selling studio for TLAraw.com. It’s Smash’s first time on our cover and we’re thrilled that it’s for such a great title as Secretary’s Day 3,” stated Brian Sokel TLA managing director.

Starring Georgia Jones, Celeste Starr, Sarah Vandella, Nikki Rhodes, Mackenzee Pierce and Sasha Grey along with male studs Erik Everhard, Marc Wood, Johnny Sins and Prince, Secretary’s Day 3 is the type of movie that those employed and those unemployed can relate to. The DVD is scheduled for a March 12th release and the TLA Raw catalogue will be mailed out on March 17th.

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If you’re over 30, chances are the first pussy you fingered — or at least saw — was covered with hair. I remember back in high school, when I finally managed to slide my hand down a girl’s jeans, the first thing my groping, reaching, perverted young fingertips found was her thick, moist bush.

Sometime around the early 90s, it became common for girls to shave their pussies bald. They undoubtedly took their cues from porn — which was becoming increasingly available around that time.

So whether you’re a fan of hairy young girls, or just overcome by pubic nostalgia — The good people at HotBush.com have you covered.

I know several porn girls who recently grew a bush because it’s been getting them more work.  Chances are you’ll be seeing them there very soon…