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“I have an extremely high sex drive… I also love World of Warcraft, so I’m very comfortable around dorks.”

RAY: You realize who you look like.

KYLIE: Yeah, Elisha Cuthbert — The Girl Next Door. I get that a lot.

RAY: Sorta ironic…

KYLIE: I actually considered using a joke porn name like Elisha Cuntbush.

RAY: That would rule.

KYLIE: Yeah, but my boobs are too small. It wouldn’t make sense. I fucking hate U2, dude. Ever since they came out with that Beautiful Day song. It’s irritating and it’s not entertaining. It’s not good music.

RAY: Did you like them before that song?

KYLIE: No, I had never really heard of them before.

RAY: How’s that possible? U2 is fucking unavoidable.

KYLIE: Exactly, which I still can’t figure out.

RAY: How young are you?

KYLIE: I was born in 1985. When I first heard that song, I was irritated, but I thought… It’ll pass. Apparently not. I’m still hearing it.

RAY: What’s funny is — The last time U2 was actually interesting was before you were born.

KYLIE: Well, it’s 2006 now and they’re not making good music. Blink 182 is another one. Same thing, I don’t like it. It’s irritating.

RAY: What music do you like?

KYLIE: I like Mars Volta. I like a lot of grunge. Like Soundgarden. It reminds me of a depression state back when I was 15 or 16.

RAY: What did you do before porn?

KYLIE: I worked at Radio Shack.

RAY: But you speak perfect English…

KYLIE: [Laughs] My boss was from Mexico. He was a greedy motherfucker.

RAY: How did you get into porn?

KYLIE: I was recruited on MySpace.com. I was approached by the worst shady wannabe agent/pimp. He moved slow on me. At first, he said something like “we think you’re really beautiful… We saw your pictures. We would like to know if you would like to model for us and you’ll make $500 to $5,000 a day.” So I wrote back “wow, this is such a priveledge. Tell me more about your agency. Is there any catch?” He wrote back and told me there was no catch — That I would be paid either in cash or by check right after I modeled, and that everything was legit.

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“He fucked my ass in a bathtub and used conditioner as lube.”

RAY: Where are you from?

SAMANTHA SIN: Mesa, Arizona. It’s 30 minutes outside of Phoenix. It’s basically the Salt Lake City Utah of Arizona. Very Mormon. And very stuck-up.

RAY: How long have you been doing porn?

SAMANTHA: I’ve been doing it on and off for three years. Mostly off. I did some internet work outside of Phoenix when I was 18. That ended pretty quickly. At the time, I was dancing and a guy came in who wanted to take photos of me. I agreed and then he gets me drunk — Not that I’m using it as an excuse, because I would have done it anyway. Anyway, he made all these promises but it didn’t pay shit. Then I got hooked up with somebody in Tuscon that I did some internet stuff with. It sucked. Not to speak badly about them, but they weren’t the best people to be associating with. So I stopped altogether. Eventually, I got hooked up with the right person. He runs BabeBanger.com. When I was 20, I did a scene with Ed Powers. I’m in Dirty Debutantes # 322.

RAY: What’s your ethnic background?

SAMANTHA: I’m Dutch, German, Cherokee, and English. My cheekbones for days and my big Dutch teeth. My grill! [Laughs]

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