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CHATSWORTH, CA –  Have you ever wondered what kind of girl grows up to become a MILF?  Are these girls naturally hot and slutty, or do they just grow up to be that way?

Look no further than exhibit A – Sasha Grey and her crew of hotties in Private’s latest movie, Future Soccer Mom Sluts. There’s no denying that these girls will grow up to the soccer-mom-MILFs of the future, and they’re getting a head start now.

Future Soccer Mom Sluts is available now! WATCH THE FULL VIDEO HERE

The movie contains five hardcore scenes starring six pure sluts who all have big dreams of the housewife life, complete with a family, SUV, and secret sexual affairs.  Each scene commences with an interview, as each girl details her hope for the future, and how she plans to settle her whoring ways.  But, deep down she knows as well as you do that she’ll continue to be a cock-sucking, anal-loving slut for life!

The latest from the Private Movies line, Future Soccer Mom Sluts is directed by Richard De Montfort, and is a must-have for Sasha Grey fans.  Sasha Grey comments, “In the movie, I get it on with Sammie Rhodes. We both dream of being married to high-powered executives, however, until that day comes we continue to have our lesbian affair, which includes a very large collection of extra large dildos and butt plugs…”

Future Soccer Mom Sluts also includes Sunny Lane, Holly West, Aurora Snow, and Penny Flame of VH1’s “Sex Rebab with Dr. Drew.”

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According to the Chinese Zodiac, 2009 is the Year of the Ox.  Whatever the fuck that means.  In Porn Valley, 2009 was clearly the year of the porn parody.

Here is a recap of some of this year’s most interesting spoofs:

Join sex crime investigator, Dexxxter Whoregan (Nikki Rhodes) as she investigates some of Miami’s sexiest and raunchiest cases. Adult stars Lexi Belle, McKenzie Sweets, Kya Tropic, Lynx and more perform in some steamy scenes in this parody on the Showtime hit, Dexter. Fans of the original show will appreciate the attention to detail, and hardcore porn lovers will surely get off to this hot feature!

When the cameras enter the offices of Dinder Muffin, it’s up to “World’s Bust Boss”, Michelle (Ashlynn Brooke), to make sure that the hard drives are hard and the water cooler is wet. That’s why she’s not only the boss, she’s the employee of the month!  The splooge and jokes fly with Jenna Haze, Stephanie Swift, Alexis Texas, Gianna Michaels, Faye Reagan, Dahlia Denyle, Codi Carmichael, James Deen, Dane Cross, Ralph Long, Rocco Reed, and Mark Wood.

You’ll Be Hoppin’, Boppin’ and Cock Rockin’ with… Watch America’s favorite 1950′s gang go from wholesome to horny in this rockin’ sex romp!  Stars: Penny Flame, Riley Evans, Tori Black, Raquel Devine, Missy Stone, Codi Carmichael, Ally Ann, Tommy Gunn, Anthony Rosano.

Get ready for some sex, jugs, and Rock ‘N Roll — 1970′s-style! Imagine a combination of polyester pants, platform shoes, hilarious comedy, and scorching hot sex scenes! Well, that’s exactly what you’re going to get with 70′S SHOW: A XXX PARODY! Introducing sexified parodies of your favorite characters including Eric, Donna, Fez, Jackie, Laurie, Kelso, Hyde, Kitty & Red. Things get dazed & confused when this sex-crazed group of friends head to a concert. Backstage passes quickly become backstage asses as the gang tries to pick up groupies & meat the band. 70′S SHOW-A XXX PARODY, featuring Brooke Banner, Ashlynn Brooke, Missy Stone, Rachel Love, Kaci Starr, Patrick J. Knight, Anthony Rosano, Ralph Long, Pike Nelson, Steve Smith, and more!

Starring Anthony Rosano, Trina Michaels, Ryder Skye, TJ Cummings, Allison Pierce, Mia Lelani, April Blossom, Alex Sanders, Cheyne Collins. Join Vicki Chase, X, Holly Drama and Tortise as they fuck their way to the top of Hollywood! These girls aren’t your average pornstars — they use their sex appeal to get whatever they want out of their careers.

Federal agents Dana Scully (Kimberly Kane) and Fox Mulder (Anthony Rosano) are sent to investigate a series of mysterious homicides. A common thread of the murders are the occult images and symbols found at the scene of each crime. With time against them, Scully and Mulder must solve the riddle that will eventually lead them to someone or something they have never encountered before. The truth is out that “The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody” is the hottest movie of the year! Suspenseful, sexy, awesome! Featuring Ashlynn Brooke, Audrey Bitoni, Evan Stone, Charley Chase, and more!

When Jack loses his restaurant job the gang can’t afford rent so Chrissy picks up a night job leading Janet, Jack & the Ropers to think she’s become a hooker. Crazy, hilarious & dirty situations result in non-stop sucking & fucking as gorgeous tits, ass & pussy abound in this hardcore spoof of the classic ’70s TV show.  Stars Alyssa Hall, Brynn Tyler , Dino Bravo, Eric Swiss, James Bartholet, Jenny Hendrix, Madison Scott, Nina Hartley, Penny Flame, Ron Jeremy, Roxy Jezel, Scott Lyons,Sienna West, Tommy Gunn, Van Damage

Tons Of Hardcore Action With An All Star Cast!

Your favorite spooky family is more sexy than scary in This Ain’t The Munsters XXX! This spoof from Hustler Video features an all star cast that is to die for! Parodying the original TV show, the Munster family shows you what goes on when they’re turned on in this hilarious movie!

They may be stranded, but they’re stll horny!! Watch Gilligan and the castaways get down & dirty!! Starring Anthony Rosano, Darryl Hanah, Evan Stone, Jack Lawrence, Regan Reese, Rod Fontana, Ryder Skye, Sindee Jennings

Al fears his job is in jeopardy so Kelly gets involved in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get his co-worker fired. Gorgeous tits, ass and pussy abound in the Bundy household as Peg, Kelly, Al, Bud, Marcie & Steve can’t stop fucking in this dirty spoof of the classic show Tv show.  Performers: Alyssa Hall, Brittany O’Connell, Brooke Belle, Dane Cross, Emy Reyes, Eric Swiss, India Summer, Kagney Linn Karter, Kimber James (TS), Kora Cummings, Madison Scott, Nick Manning, Payton Leigh, Reno

There’s only one cure for the beautiful female patients of Naked Heart Hospital… a good dose of Penis-illin from Doctor DJ (AVN’s Male Performer of the Year, James Deen)! When handsome young & hung doctor, DJ sees that the lack of sexual healing amongst the hospital’s staff is affecting their work, he realizes that he must come up with a plan to heal everyone of their Acute Bone-itis. At Naked Heart Hospital laughter and deep penetration are surely the best medicines.New Sensations proudly presents the hilarious & filthy, Scrubs  A XXX Parody. Catch all of the XXX-Raying, Bodily Fluid Transfusing, Pussy-oscopies you can handle with All-Star cast, Ashlynn Brooke, Joanna Angel, Alexis Texas, Tori Black, Missy Stone, Thea Marie, James Deen, Shane Diesel, Jack Lawrence, and Ralph Long.

HUSTLER Boldy goes there!  Sasha Grey plays a Vulcan stricken with the “sickness”. The only way she can find satisfaction is to FUCK! Captain Kirk is more then happy to oblige by plunging his cock deep into her dripping wet pink pussy!  Taken by Kahn’s charms, Aurora Snow decides it’s best to shove his cock in her mouth. This is followed by a deliciously sexy fuck fest filled with hard pussy pounding!  Jenna Haze is a mysterious alien who is dipped in Venus fluid. Therefore, all she wants to do is FUCK! She convinces the logical and emotional Spock, to fuck her silly in the name of science!  Codi Carmichael as the sickbay nurse is stricken with the virus. The only cure is a sudden rush of Endorphins. She gets off by fucking Bones silly. His huge cock assaults her nice pink pussy!  Also stricken with the virus Jada Fire as Uhura, double teams Spock and Captain James T. Kirk. She is cured by having a cock deep in her ass, while another is ramming away at her hot wet pink pussy!

New Sensations, the studio that brought you The Office: A XXX Parody, Scrubs: A XXX Parody and Seinfeld: A XXX Parody presents 30 Rock: A XXX Parody, a side-splitting and pussy pounding take on one of the funniest shows on TV. Imagine, all of your favorite and funniest characters played by some of the hottest porn stars! With sexy and spot on performances by Ashlyn Brooke, Lisa Ann, Amy Ried, Rebeca Linares, Evie Delatosso, Lana Violet, James Deen, Herschel Savage, Ralph Long, Chris Cannon and Erik Everhard, 30 Rock: A XXX Parody is a must have for anybody who likes to laugh or cum.

I call Alexis Texas.  She’s at the hardware store.

ALEXIS: I just moved into a house. I’m about to pick-out paint…

RAY: You’re on the cover of Cheri. Were you aware?

ALEXIS: Really? No, I didn’t know that.

RAY: They refer to you as Buttwoman.

ALEXIS: I did a video for Elegant Angel called Alexis Texas is Buttwoman.  It was my first anal scene.

RAY: So what color are you going with?

ALEXIS: Mushroom… Sort of a mushroomy-color.

RAY: What does it mean when Joanna Angel says she’s going to move out of her apartment and into your ass?

ALEXIS: [Laughs] You saw that on Twitter! You Twitter-bug. Well, we did a scene yesterday and I engulfed her entire face with my butt. I think I was suffocating her. You could see her eyes bugging-out. It was really hot. She told me she liked having her face in my ass. I told her I have some rooms for rent. The video was for New Sensations — A porn parody of the TV show Scrubs.

RAY: How long have you been in porn?

ALEXIS: Almost three years.

RAY: And this year, you’re nominated for the XRCO Award for performer of the year.

ALEXIS: I am! I’m very excited about it. That awards show is so fun!

RAY: How many videos have you done?

ALEXIS: My gosh… A lot! At least a hundred.

RAY: Any stand-outs?

ALEXIS: Buttwoman for sure. I do a lot of amazing stuff in that video — You should check it out. It’s me, Gianna, and Mark Ashley.

RAY: Had you done anal before in your personal life?

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LOS ANGELES –– Vivid-Ed, the sexy education imprint of Vivid Entertainment, the world’s leading adult film company, wants you to learn all about how to carry out the ultimate fantasy of many adults – the sexual threesome.

Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Threesomes is the latest release in the popular series from Taormino that has been nominated by AVN for Best New Line. It is a two-hour, turn-on course about one of the most popular fantasies of all time — having sex with two partners.

Threesomes stars Penny Flame, Harmony, Haileey James, Daisy Marie, India Summer, Christian, Jack Lawrence and Derrick Pierce with a special appearance by Taormino.

“A threesome is one of the top fantasies people ask me about,” says Taormino, who in addition to directing for Vivid is a best-selling author, relationship expert and lecturer about sex on college campuses and at other venues dozens of times a year. Threesomes gives honest information about how to have a safe and hot ménage a trois!” she says.

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NORTH HOLLYWOOD, CA — xPeeps, the adult social networking site, and its parent company, AEBN, have partnered with adult studios Adam & Eve and Zero Tolerance to treat the industry and xPeeps members with a party celebrating the studios’ block-buster movie, Roller Dollz. This bash will be on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at the Blue Moon Nights nightclub in North Hollywood. Guest hostesses for the evening will be Bree Olson, Kayden Kross and Alektra Blue.

“This is the first xPeeps party that will be hosted by two studios,” says AEBN’s Erin Burns. “I have worked with both studios for years now, so I very pleased to able to bring them together for such an amazing event. I am sure that we will all have an unforgettable night.”

In the big budget co-production about the rivalries among competing roller derby girls, Bree Olson and Sunny Lane star as players for opposing teams with bad blood between them, both in and out of the rink. The film also features Kayden Kross, Tegan Presley, Eva Angelina, Mia Presley, Camryn Kiss, Penny Flame, Ava Rose and Zero Tolerance contract star Courtney Cummz, who round out the all-star cast. This high-end feature promises the unique combination of big-budget quality and hot gonzo style sex all rolled into one.

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VAN NUYS, CA — Brought to you by Evolution Erotica, Big Black Bubble Butts 2 and All Holes No Poles 3 are available now at Adult Video Universe.

Big Black Bubble Butts 2 features black curvy asses, ripe for the taking! The stars of the DVD – Caramel, Yexes Dine, Stacey Cash, Promise and Koko – know how to suck a mean cock! This release has it all: tittie-fucking, anal, and cum-guzzling! Black is bootyfull, baby! Get ready for ebony ecstasy in Big Black Bubble Butts!

All Holes No Poles 3 features Jenaveve Jolie in the hottest all-girl action: no men aloud (well, except those watching!). The ten chicks in this DVD show they don’t have to concern themselves with man-meat, when they can eat pussy all day long! Fasten your seatbelt boys and girls… and watch as these muff maidens strap on dildos for an incredible all-girl fuckfest.

All Holes No Poles 3 stars Carmen Hayes, Jenaveve Jolie, Mya Mason, Nikki Nievez, Vickie J, Olivia O’Lovely, Penny Flame, Kassie, Tiffany Taylor, and Vanilla Skye.

Grab your copies now! Evolution Erotica’s Black Bubble Butts 2 and All Holes No Poles 3 are available at Adult Video Universe.

PORN VALLEY, CA — Shane’s World, along with xPEEPS and AEBN, the global leader in adult VOD, will be kicking off the 2008/2009 College Invasion Tour on Thursday, August 14th, at Blue Moon Nights nightclub in North Hollywood!

Shane’s World contract star Casey Parker and Director Penny Flame will lead the festivities in what promises to be one wild night, done only the way that Shane’s World knows how. Casey had this to say, “I can’t wait to kick off the new college year, and what better way than hanging out with hundreds of my friends and fans at Blue Moon Nights.”

There will be shirts, DVDs, Shane’s World drink specials and other gifts courtesy of xPEEPS, Shane’s World and Rhino 51. In addition there will be a beer soaked t shirt contest at 1 am; the winner will receive a prize pack that includes a $500 bar tab, and many other valuable prizes that will be announced.

There will also be a five on five boat races where the public will take on the porn stars! Penny Flame captain of the Team Flame, the undisputed adult industry boat race champions said this. “My homie Porno Dan and I will be on the red carpet interviewing all the porn stars from nine until 11, so you know we are going to be in the mood to do one thing after that, drink! Any team of five that wants to bring their A game to Blue Moon, bring it, in don’t sing it.” Porno Dan of Xpeeps and Team Flame stated, “we have a special treat in store, not only will fans get to pound beers with Penny and rest of the pornstars, but Team Flame spiritual adviser and legendary club DJ Airek has agreed to end his self imposed exile from the music world and to spin one last time!”

This event will be attended scores of your favorite adult industry stars, so please get out early to enjoy the fun. It will be a red carpet affair with major media coverage. Doors and red carpet arrivals begin at 9pm, and the fun and debauchery continues until 2am. Blue Moon Nights is located at 4712 Lankershim Blvd, North Hollywood, CA. Talent and media RSVP to dan@pornodan.com (note: photo and media coverage will continue all night).

At the insistence of Shane’s World Vice President of Sales Megan Stokes, Blue Moon had agreed to make this event open to the general public! Stokes stated, “We want to give back to you, our fans and friends, so we got the owner to make this a free party for everyone. Attire is as casual, sexy, wild or as wacky as you want to be. Just be there!”

Shane’s World has been the subject of abundance of mainstream coverage including: Dateline NBC, The O’Reilly Factor, Inside Edition, USA Today, Time Magazine, Rolling Stone, Abercrombie and Fitch Catalog and MTV News.

AEBN is the World?s Undisputed Leader in Adult Video-on-Demand. Their Xpeeps.com social networking site has well over one million profiles. The monthly Xpeeps events have had amazing response from its members.

Rhino 51 is a male/female sexual enhancer that contains a blend of the highest quality all-natural herbal ingredients, so as a result you aren’t polluting your body with harsh chemicals, unlike other brands, best of all for you party people you can drink on it.

VAN NUYS, CA — Just released is the latest installment in the POV Cocksuckers line … The 7th edition, starring the hottest, deep-throating porn babes in the business!

Tom Byron shows how he is perhaps the most-enviable man alive in this all-blowjob fantasy!

Tori Black, Aline, Beverly Hills, Harmony, Aubrey Addams, Jaclyn Case, Naudia Nyce, Penny Flame, Sindee Jennings and Adrianna Nicole all bust Tom’s nuts throughout POV Cocksuckers #7.

If you counted correctly, that’s ten girls – which equals a sucking-good time! So grab a copy and get your lube ready!

Also check out Tom Byron’s Award Winning Interracial Anal Scenes, Volume 1, bringing together the best anal invasions on the planet.

The Evolution Erotica-produced DVD is all about young white chicks and huge black dicks! Careena Collins, Ashley Blue, Melanie Jagger, Lauren Phoenix and Trina Michaels get their pussies pounded, asses reamed, and their pretty faces splattered in award-winning style!

This is the perfect pair of films to milk the snake to!

Grab them both at Adult DVD Universe!

HOLLYWOOD, CA – Smash Pictures would like to thank everyone for coming down to their SmashXXX.com launch party.

Casey Parker, Sunny Leone, Kayden Kross, Jenny Hendrix, Stuart Wall of Smash Pictures, Savanna Skye, Audrianna Angel, Earl Miller, Mark Kulkis, Abbey Brooks, Tee Reel, Brooke Haven, Penny Flame, Kinzie Kenner, Tori Black, Ray Dark of XRAY Video, Veronique Vega, Whitney Stevens, Donnie Cabo fromVouyer, Blake Blackwell, Aliana Love, Marie Mccray, Bobby Manilla, Trisha Rey, Mark Anthony, Mr. Marcus, Max Hardcore, Crista Moore, Cayden Moore, Mr. Pete, Tricia Devereaux, Jeff Mullen, Scott David, Alexis Texas, Vudu.com staff, Robert Plarski from Pulse, Rob from Jules Jordan, Tracy from Empire Dist., TMZ Reporters, Ryan from Adult Supersource, Craig from Digital Playground, Ahn from WantedList.com and many more…

Selina18.com — Selina! Nice to meet you!! My name is Selina and I’m not your typical teenager. You’ll be up for days watching all my naughty adventures with boys, girls, and myself. He He He. I hope you like what you see here, and I can’t wait to show you more!

WifeSwitch.com — The Leons & The Devilles! The couples are close friends, maybe TOO close. Roxy and Marcos are having a fling behind their spouses’ backs and somehow think having a fierce foursome fuck-down will soften the blow when they break the news. After the cum flies, Faith Leon’s reaction is anything but understanding. Barrett is plain disgusted, but his jock juice is drained and he has no energy to kick Marcos’ ass.

NaughtyOffice.com — Carolyn Reese! Word has spread around the office about the plant guy’s big cock, and now Carolyn Reese wants a piece of the action. So when Charles shows up to water the plants, she won’t let him leave until he waters her face with his cum.

VirginTeenLesbians.com — Holly! A-B-C-D-E-F-G… Let’s make Holly lick pussy! Class was in session, and sexy Ariana was gonna give this pretty nurse wannabe some lessons on proper “beside manner”! Watch this studious slut take to licking gash and learn that being a lez ain’t so bad!

FastTimesAtNAU.com — Penny Flame & Ruby Ryder! Revenge is oh so sweet … really sweet. When James catches Penny admitting to trashing his room, he knows she must really miss him. So he throws her on the bed, and Alan and Ruby join in.

InsaneCockBrothas.com — Veronica Jett! This week we bring you the mysterious and exotic Veronica. This delicate Asian flower has joined us this week to be fine tuned the way that only the Insane Cock Brothers can. See this Old Silk Road skank have her fine petty coats stretched by the massive girth of ICB. This is truly an episode you won’t want to miss.

MyFriendsHotMom.com — Jay Sweet! Jay Sweet likes her routines. A cup of tea in the evening and sucking the butler’s cock before she goes out. When her son’s friend comes over and finds them both tongue deep in each other, Mrs. Sweet knows that proper etiquette calls for a threesome.

HotCampusTeens.com — Oklahoma! When we told this 19-year-old blonde babe that she could earn some extra cash taking our survey, she never expected the first question to be “will you take your shirt off?” But then again, we never expected her to agree only if BOTH of us paid her! She drives a hard bargain… But we’re gonna get our money’s worth driving hard into her!

NaughtyBookworms.com — Maxine Tyler! When Maxine Tyler doesn’t understand things in class, she decides to stop by her professor’s house and get some hands-on personal tutoring. What she really wants is her hands on his cock!

HerFirstDP.com — Claudia Downs! Claudia was on her way to a bachelor party when the car died. Perfect time for John and Brad to lend a hand, but how to pay for the parts? hmm… seems that Claudia has the perfect solution to make everyone happy. Cum watch as she blows, and rides these two massive cocks giving deep throat action and double penetration in a party of their own!

BackSeatBangers.com — Mariah! Hot summer days and even hotter women. Sit down grab a cold drink and watch as Mariah the big tit, phat ass Brazilian bombshell who will do anything to be on the “tele”! Enjoy as we make her a star on the jizz soaked canvas covered seat of our backseat!

MILFSeeker.com — Bailey Brooks! First we earned Bailey’s trust by pulling on her mommy heart strings. Then we got her to relax by telling her exactly what she wanted to hear. Finally, we found her G-spot by taking advantage of her weakness as a sex starved divorcee!