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HOLLYWOOD, CA — With a heavy marketing campaign now underway, the producers of Not Animal House XXX have offered a first look at some of the promotional print materials they will be using and have tipped their hand regarding a sexy promotional barrage that will carry well into next year.

The hilarious spoof of the classic movie Animal House which starred John Belushi is a co-production between Adam & Eve Pictures and X-Play and is set to hit stores September 26th. The first poster is packed with collegiate carnality.

X-Play and the marketing teams of All Media Play and Adam & Eve Pictures are now underway doing everything possible to promote this movie including the upcoming launch of a fan-friendly website, star access for media interviews, store posters, promotional trailers that will be strategically launched to coincide with major political developments including the Republican National Convention and a special trailer during the Democratic National Convention, a beautiful media pack that will accompany the double-disc DVD when it is shipped later in September plus some online marketing ‘special events’ that will utilize YouTube and Facebook designed to twist and titillate.

Details of a mega adult industry Halloween party to celebrate the movie is being planned. Details have not been released.

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CHATSWORTH, CA — Smash Pictures has released Registered Nurse 3, shot in HD by Jim Powers and starring Marco Rivera aka Rico from VH1′s “I LOVE NEW YORK” Show.

Whether its servicing horny patients with their hot giving bodies or going the extra mile for the doctors they work with, these sexy babes of the medical profession are always ready to jump into action.  Superstar of XXX cinema ALEXIS TEXAS leads a cast of up and cummers as they deck themselves out in sexy nurse attire and fuck every stiff cock in the entire hospital.

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Registered Nurse 3 stars ALEXIS TEXAS with EVAN STONE, JESSIE ANDREWS with CHRISTIAN, KATIE JORDIN with OTTO BAUER, LEXI BLOOM with MARCO RIVERA, and RYDER SKYE with RALPH LONG.

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HOLLYWOOD, CA — Join famed Hollywood promoters 24 Entertainment, Louis Depaz Productions, Signature Productions along with Donnie Cabo and Tara Lynn Foxx as they bring the Hollywood socialites, hipsters, trend setters and industry titans together for a not to be missed gemini edition all-star B-Day Smash bash on Friday June 4th 2010 at the famed Kress Supper Club in Hollywood CA.

This party marks the official and exclusive Birthday Celebration’s for film director Donnie Cabo, night club promoter Louis Depaz and Adult Entertainers Tara Lynn Foxx, Tanner Mayes, Tee Reel, Jennifer Swift and others yet to be announced.

The mega all-star bash is being Hosted by: Brittney Banxxx, Angelina Valentine, Diamond Foxxx, Alexis Texas, Claire Dames, Kasey Grant, Stephanie Cane, Chris Strokes, Alexa Nicole, Sandy Simmers, Charlotte Stokely, Ariella Ferrera, Nyomi Banxxx, Isis Monroe, Angelica Raven, Taylor Layne, Van Styles, Ralph Long, Sparkle B and Ru Uribe.

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PORN VALLEY, CA — New from Smash Pictures, five torrid tales of teen lust erupt in this brand new edition of TEEN IDOL, directed by Jim Powers.

A young catholic school girl fantasizes about her teacher fucking her on his desk during a detention period.  Meet the very bad cheerleader who forces her way onto a young educator with the threat of blackmail.  A teen allows her boyfriend to pity fuck her best friend, then joins in for her first threesome.  A soccer player shows her trainer just how much she appreciates what he has done for her.  And a young couple get caught in a rainstorm and use a little friction to warm up.

It’s a cumming of age party you won’t want to miss out on!

Starring Brooke Lee Adams, Criss Strokes, Eva Ellington, Gracie Glam, Joey Brass, Lily LaBeau, Melanie Jane, Michael Vegas, Ralph Long, Victoria White, Vin Vericose.

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• Trailers
• Photo Gallery
• Jump Directly to your favorite Scene, Position or Star in the movie

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SOUND THE SIRENS!

New Sensations is conducting official police business in ‘Reno 911’ parody.

CHATSWORTH, CA — New Sensations announces today that 2010 multiple AVN award nominated parody director Lee Roy Myers has wrapped principal photography on the studios latest installment of top-shelf porn parody productions, Reno 911: A XXX Parody. The movie will enter two month’s of post production before its international release in May 2010.

Shot over a three day span at locations throughout southern California, the production’s cast could be considered some of the strongest seen to date in porn satire production.

When Jada Fire (Deputy Raineesha Williams), Jack Lawrence (Lt. Jim Dangle), Jessica Lynn (Deputy Clementine Johnson) and Mr. Pete (Deputy Travis Junior) were in costume, it would have taken an expert eye to tell this sexy crime fighting squad apart from the originals.

While the cameras were rolling, Reno 911’s sexed-up cast found it a challenge to keep from laughing at the comical script written by Eddie Adams (Friends: A XXX Parody). Similar to the set of its mainstream counterparts, the sketch driven environment aided in keeping the production as true to the retro-scripted style of the original show. Cast member Jack Lawrence was one of the first to share with the world via Twitter just how well-written the material was:

“Loving playing Lt. Jim Dangle for [New Sensations],” wrote Lawrence. “This is the best script I have ever held in my hands; so hard to act when laughing!”

Reno 911: A XXX Parody follows the story of a sexy new female deputy as she joins the force and finds serving and protecting is the last thing on the minds of Reno’s finest. From busting prostitution rings, to stopping the local roller-skating gigolo from exposing himself to joggers, the Washoe County Sheriff’s department is on the case, in this hilarious and sexified send-up of the hit mockumentary TV series.

The hilariously star-studded cast includes Jada Fire, Bobbi Starr, Natasha Nice, Sophie Dee, Jessica Lynn, Violet Monroe, Stephanie Kane, Lexa James, Jack Lawrence, James Deen, Mr. Pete, Ralph Long, Tyler Knight, Tony DeSergio, Alex Gonz, Eddie Adams and Brian Street Team.

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From AdultFYI — Porno Dan from www.pornodan.com comments on the Domenic Kane incident: First off let me say that I always thought Domenic Kane was a cool guy and have enjoyed his company the few times we have hung out in a social setting until the night of February 10. We have numerous mutual friends and he has always been a fun guy to be around.

Last week he contacted me about shooting him as you can see from the conversation below. The reason Jim (Jim Powers who is our director) was apprehensive about using him was that he failed in a couple scenes when Jim tried to shoot him. These were not Immoral Productions, but shoots for other companies, as Jim often directs as hired gun for many people. Jim picks all the guys for our non-fan based Immoral Productions shoots.

When male talent fails in a scene it costs the production companies a lot of money i.e. you still have the female talent, make-up artist, location, production assistants etc. That is why most companies like to find solid, reliable guys they use over and over. For example we use Ralph Long and Eric John every single week in live shows where they each have become the main character.

When I saw Domenic on the night on the 10th I was engaged in a business conversation with a friend. Domenic came up to my friend and told him he had, “a bigger than dick than Whitezilla” and that he would make my friend a lot of money if he hired him. (My friend owns the largest adult talent agency in Los Angeles).

My friend very politely smiled and told him “OK.” We went back to our conversation and Domenic became agitated by the perceived lack of attention my friend gave him. Domenic went to say how he stuck up for my friend all the time. Again my friend politely thanked him and we went to back our conversation.

About half an hour later Domenic approached me and screamed at me that Jim Powers and I were, “mother fuckers and trying to black list him”. I told him to calm down, that I thought he was good guy, Jim picks the guys and since he had failed for Jim before there was nothing I could do. Domenic then threw a punch at me, I tried to move my head out of the way and he hit me right behind my left ear. The punch knocked me to the ground; I got up and was I grabbed several security staff.

I was shocked by Domenic’s actions since I had always been very friendly with him. Security called LAPD. LAPD asked me what happened and I gave them the details of the above story. I wish Domenic the best in his future endeavors, but taking out his frustration on me is not acceptable behavior. I hope he learns from his mistake and will not repeat it.

CLICK HERE for a clip of Domenic “in action” another friend posted.

According to the Chinese Zodiac, 2009 is the Year of the Ox.  Whatever the fuck that means.  In Porn Valley, 2009 was clearly the year of the porn parody.

Here is a recap of some of this year’s most interesting spoofs:

Join sex crime investigator, Dexxxter Whoregan (Nikki Rhodes) as she investigates some of Miami’s sexiest and raunchiest cases. Adult stars Lexi Belle, McKenzie Sweets, Kya Tropic, Lynx and more perform in some steamy scenes in this parody on the Showtime hit, Dexter. Fans of the original show will appreciate the attention to detail, and hardcore porn lovers will surely get off to this hot feature!

When the cameras enter the offices of Dinder Muffin, it’s up to “World’s Bust Boss”, Michelle (Ashlynn Brooke), to make sure that the hard drives are hard and the water cooler is wet. That’s why she’s not only the boss, she’s the employee of the month!  The splooge and jokes fly with Jenna Haze, Stephanie Swift, Alexis Texas, Gianna Michaels, Faye Reagan, Dahlia Denyle, Codi Carmichael, James Deen, Dane Cross, Ralph Long, Rocco Reed, and Mark Wood.

You’ll Be Hoppin’, Boppin’ and Cock Rockin’ with… Watch America’s favorite 1950′s gang go from wholesome to horny in this rockin’ sex romp!  Stars: Penny Flame, Riley Evans, Tori Black, Raquel Devine, Missy Stone, Codi Carmichael, Ally Ann, Tommy Gunn, Anthony Rosano.

Get ready for some sex, jugs, and Rock ‘N Roll — 1970′s-style! Imagine a combination of polyester pants, platform shoes, hilarious comedy, and scorching hot sex scenes! Well, that’s exactly what you’re going to get with 70′S SHOW: A XXX PARODY! Introducing sexified parodies of your favorite characters including Eric, Donna, Fez, Jackie, Laurie, Kelso, Hyde, Kitty & Red. Things get dazed & confused when this sex-crazed group of friends head to a concert. Backstage passes quickly become backstage asses as the gang tries to pick up groupies & meat the band. 70′S SHOW-A XXX PARODY, featuring Brooke Banner, Ashlynn Brooke, Missy Stone, Rachel Love, Kaci Starr, Patrick J. Knight, Anthony Rosano, Ralph Long, Pike Nelson, Steve Smith, and more!

Starring Anthony Rosano, Trina Michaels, Ryder Skye, TJ Cummings, Allison Pierce, Mia Lelani, April Blossom, Alex Sanders, Cheyne Collins. Join Vicki Chase, X, Holly Drama and Tortise as they fuck their way to the top of Hollywood! These girls aren’t your average pornstars — they use their sex appeal to get whatever they want out of their careers.

Federal agents Dana Scully (Kimberly Kane) and Fox Mulder (Anthony Rosano) are sent to investigate a series of mysterious homicides. A common thread of the murders are the occult images and symbols found at the scene of each crime. With time against them, Scully and Mulder must solve the riddle that will eventually lead them to someone or something they have never encountered before. The truth is out that “The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody” is the hottest movie of the year! Suspenseful, sexy, awesome! Featuring Ashlynn Brooke, Audrey Bitoni, Evan Stone, Charley Chase, and more!

When Jack loses his restaurant job the gang can’t afford rent so Chrissy picks up a night job leading Janet, Jack & the Ropers to think she’s become a hooker. Crazy, hilarious & dirty situations result in non-stop sucking & fucking as gorgeous tits, ass & pussy abound in this hardcore spoof of the classic ’70s TV show.  Stars Alyssa Hall, Brynn Tyler , Dino Bravo, Eric Swiss, James Bartholet, Jenny Hendrix, Madison Scott, Nina Hartley, Penny Flame, Ron Jeremy, Roxy Jezel, Scott Lyons,Sienna West, Tommy Gunn, Van Damage

Tons Of Hardcore Action With An All Star Cast!

Your favorite spooky family is more sexy than scary in This Ain’t The Munsters XXX! This spoof from Hustler Video features an all star cast that is to die for! Parodying the original TV show, the Munster family shows you what goes on when they’re turned on in this hilarious movie!

They may be stranded, but they’re stll horny!! Watch Gilligan and the castaways get down & dirty!! Starring Anthony Rosano, Darryl Hanah, Evan Stone, Jack Lawrence, Regan Reese, Rod Fontana, Ryder Skye, Sindee Jennings

Al fears his job is in jeopardy so Kelly gets involved in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get his co-worker fired. Gorgeous tits, ass and pussy abound in the Bundy household as Peg, Kelly, Al, Bud, Marcie & Steve can’t stop fucking in this dirty spoof of the classic show Tv show.  Performers: Alyssa Hall, Brittany O’Connell, Brooke Belle, Dane Cross, Emy Reyes, Eric Swiss, India Summer, Kagney Linn Karter, Kimber James (TS), Kora Cummings, Madison Scott, Nick Manning, Payton Leigh, Reno

There’s only one cure for the beautiful female patients of Naked Heart Hospital… a good dose of Penis-illin from Doctor DJ (AVN’s Male Performer of the Year, James Deen)! When handsome young & hung doctor, DJ sees that the lack of sexual healing amongst the hospital’s staff is affecting their work, he realizes that he must come up with a plan to heal everyone of their Acute Bone-itis. At Naked Heart Hospital laughter and deep penetration are surely the best medicines.New Sensations proudly presents the hilarious & filthy, Scrubs  A XXX Parody. Catch all of the XXX-Raying, Bodily Fluid Transfusing, Pussy-oscopies you can handle with All-Star cast, Ashlynn Brooke, Joanna Angel, Alexis Texas, Tori Black, Missy Stone, Thea Marie, James Deen, Shane Diesel, Jack Lawrence, and Ralph Long.

HUSTLER Boldy goes there!  Sasha Grey plays a Vulcan stricken with the “sickness”. The only way she can find satisfaction is to FUCK! Captain Kirk is more then happy to oblige by plunging his cock deep into her dripping wet pink pussy!  Taken by Kahn’s charms, Aurora Snow decides it’s best to shove his cock in her mouth. This is followed by a deliciously sexy fuck fest filled with hard pussy pounding!  Jenna Haze is a mysterious alien who is dipped in Venus fluid. Therefore, all she wants to do is FUCK! She convinces the logical and emotional Spock, to fuck her silly in the name of science!  Codi Carmichael as the sickbay nurse is stricken with the virus. The only cure is a sudden rush of Endorphins. She gets off by fucking Bones silly. His huge cock assaults her nice pink pussy!  Also stricken with the virus Jada Fire as Uhura, double teams Spock and Captain James T. Kirk. She is cured by having a cock deep in her ass, while another is ramming away at her hot wet pink pussy!

New Sensations, the studio that brought you The Office: A XXX Parody, Scrubs: A XXX Parody and Seinfeld: A XXX Parody presents 30 Rock: A XXX Parody, a side-splitting and pussy pounding take on one of the funniest shows on TV. Imagine, all of your favorite and funniest characters played by some of the hottest porn stars! With sexy and spot on performances by Ashlyn Brooke, Lisa Ann, Amy Ried, Rebeca Linares, Evie Delatosso, Lana Violet, James Deen, Herschel Savage, Ralph Long, Chris Cannon and Erik Everhard, 30 Rock: A XXX Parody is a must have for anybody who likes to laugh or cum.

CANOGA PARK, CA — The neon day-glo sets are empty and the acid-washed jeans are history as Hustler Video Group wraps its ultimate parody tribute to ’90s cheesy TV with This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX.

Directed by the award-winning Axel Braun, This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX finished shooting late last week. “We’ve got some amazing stuff in the can,” says Creative Director Drew Rosenfeld. “We had some long days, but it was totally worth it!”

Cast with some of porn’s hottest rising stars and some fresh new faces, TASBTB (as it’s known in inner circles) pays homage to the hugely popular TV show that capitalized on the many issues that teens face. All bases are covered in this parody, as the gang from Bayside High finally take advantage of being 18 and going all the way!

This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX stars Missy Stone, Ashlyn Rae, Misty Stone, Ally Ann, Nicole Ray, April O’Neal, Eric John, Ralph Long, Mikey Butders and Scott Stone as Mr. Hijinx himself, Zack Morris.

This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX is scheduled to be released October 6, 2009.

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