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According to the Chinese Zodiac, 2009 is the Year of the Ox.  Whatever the fuck that means.  In Porn Valley, 2009 was clearly the year of the porn parody.

Here is a recap of some of this year’s most interesting spoofs:

Join sex crime investigator, Dexxxter Whoregan (Nikki Rhodes) as she investigates some of Miami’s sexiest and raunchiest cases. Adult stars Lexi Belle, McKenzie Sweets, Kya Tropic, Lynx and more perform in some steamy scenes in this parody on the Showtime hit, Dexter. Fans of the original show will appreciate the attention to detail, and hardcore porn lovers will surely get off to this hot feature!

When the cameras enter the offices of Dinder Muffin, it’s up to “World’s Bust Boss”, Michelle (Ashlynn Brooke), to make sure that the hard drives are hard and the water cooler is wet. That’s why she’s not only the boss, she’s the employee of the month!  The splooge and jokes fly with Jenna Haze, Stephanie Swift, Alexis Texas, Gianna Michaels, Faye Reagan, Dahlia Denyle, Codi Carmichael, James Deen, Dane Cross, Ralph Long, Rocco Reed, and Mark Wood.

You’ll Be Hoppin’, Boppin’ and Cock Rockin’ with… Watch America’s favorite 1950′s gang go from wholesome to horny in this rockin’ sex romp!  Stars: Penny Flame, Riley Evans, Tori Black, Raquel Devine, Missy Stone, Codi Carmichael, Ally Ann, Tommy Gunn, Anthony Rosano.

Get ready for some sex, jugs, and Rock ‘N Roll — 1970′s-style! Imagine a combination of polyester pants, platform shoes, hilarious comedy, and scorching hot sex scenes! Well, that’s exactly what you’re going to get with 70′S SHOW: A XXX PARODY! Introducing sexified parodies of your favorite characters including Eric, Donna, Fez, Jackie, Laurie, Kelso, Hyde, Kitty & Red. Things get dazed & confused when this sex-crazed group of friends head to a concert. Backstage passes quickly become backstage asses as the gang tries to pick up groupies & meat the band. 70′S SHOW-A XXX PARODY, featuring Brooke Banner, Ashlynn Brooke, Missy Stone, Rachel Love, Kaci Starr, Patrick J. Knight, Anthony Rosano, Ralph Long, Pike Nelson, Steve Smith, and more!

Starring Anthony Rosano, Trina Michaels, Ryder Skye, TJ Cummings, Allison Pierce, Mia Lelani, April Blossom, Alex Sanders, Cheyne Collins. Join Vicki Chase, X, Holly Drama and Tortise as they fuck their way to the top of Hollywood! These girls aren’t your average pornstars — they use their sex appeal to get whatever they want out of their careers.

Federal agents Dana Scully (Kimberly Kane) and Fox Mulder (Anthony Rosano) are sent to investigate a series of mysterious homicides. A common thread of the murders are the occult images and symbols found at the scene of each crime. With time against them, Scully and Mulder must solve the riddle that will eventually lead them to someone or something they have never encountered before. The truth is out that “The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody” is the hottest movie of the year! Suspenseful, sexy, awesome! Featuring Ashlynn Brooke, Audrey Bitoni, Evan Stone, Charley Chase, and more!

When Jack loses his restaurant job the gang can’t afford rent so Chrissy picks up a night job leading Janet, Jack & the Ropers to think she’s become a hooker. Crazy, hilarious & dirty situations result in non-stop sucking & fucking as gorgeous tits, ass & pussy abound in this hardcore spoof of the classic ’70s TV show.  Stars Alyssa Hall, Brynn Tyler , Dino Bravo, Eric Swiss, James Bartholet, Jenny Hendrix, Madison Scott, Nina Hartley, Penny Flame, Ron Jeremy, Roxy Jezel, Scott Lyons,Sienna West, Tommy Gunn, Van Damage

Tons Of Hardcore Action With An All Star Cast!

Your favorite spooky family is more sexy than scary in This Ain’t The Munsters XXX! This spoof from Hustler Video features an all star cast that is to die for! Parodying the original TV show, the Munster family shows you what goes on when they’re turned on in this hilarious movie!

They may be stranded, but they’re stll horny!! Watch Gilligan and the castaways get down & dirty!! Starring Anthony Rosano, Darryl Hanah, Evan Stone, Jack Lawrence, Regan Reese, Rod Fontana, Ryder Skye, Sindee Jennings

Al fears his job is in jeopardy so Kelly gets involved in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get his co-worker fired. Gorgeous tits, ass and pussy abound in the Bundy household as Peg, Kelly, Al, Bud, Marcie & Steve can’t stop fucking in this dirty spoof of the classic show Tv show.  Performers: Alyssa Hall, Brittany O’Connell, Brooke Belle, Dane Cross, Emy Reyes, Eric Swiss, India Summer, Kagney Linn Karter, Kimber James (TS), Kora Cummings, Madison Scott, Nick Manning, Payton Leigh, Reno

There’s only one cure for the beautiful female patients of Naked Heart Hospital… a good dose of Penis-illin from Doctor DJ (AVN’s Male Performer of the Year, James Deen)! When handsome young & hung doctor, DJ sees that the lack of sexual healing amongst the hospital’s staff is affecting their work, he realizes that he must come up with a plan to heal everyone of their Acute Bone-itis. At Naked Heart Hospital laughter and deep penetration are surely the best medicines.New Sensations proudly presents the hilarious & filthy, Scrubs  A XXX Parody. Catch all of the XXX-Raying, Bodily Fluid Transfusing, Pussy-oscopies you can handle with All-Star cast, Ashlynn Brooke, Joanna Angel, Alexis Texas, Tori Black, Missy Stone, Thea Marie, James Deen, Shane Diesel, Jack Lawrence, and Ralph Long.

HUSTLER Boldy goes there!  Sasha Grey plays a Vulcan stricken with the “sickness”. The only way she can find satisfaction is to FUCK! Captain Kirk is more then happy to oblige by plunging his cock deep into her dripping wet pink pussy!  Taken by Kahn’s charms, Aurora Snow decides it’s best to shove his cock in her mouth. This is followed by a deliciously sexy fuck fest filled with hard pussy pounding!  Jenna Haze is a mysterious alien who is dipped in Venus fluid. Therefore, all she wants to do is FUCK! She convinces the logical and emotional Spock, to fuck her silly in the name of science!  Codi Carmichael as the sickbay nurse is stricken with the virus. The only cure is a sudden rush of Endorphins. She gets off by fucking Bones silly. His huge cock assaults her nice pink pussy!  Also stricken with the virus Jada Fire as Uhura, double teams Spock and Captain James T. Kirk. She is cured by having a cock deep in her ass, while another is ramming away at her hot wet pink pussy!

New Sensations, the studio that brought you The Office: A XXX Parody, Scrubs: A XXX Parody and Seinfeld: A XXX Parody presents 30 Rock: A XXX Parody, a side-splitting and pussy pounding take on one of the funniest shows on TV. Imagine, all of your favorite and funniest characters played by some of the hottest porn stars! With sexy and spot on performances by Ashlyn Brooke, Lisa Ann, Amy Ried, Rebeca Linares, Evie Delatosso, Lana Violet, James Deen, Herschel Savage, Ralph Long, Chris Cannon and Erik Everhard, 30 Rock: A XXX Parody is a must have for anybody who likes to laugh or cum.

BEVERLY HILLS, CA — Hustler Video wants to put you in the driver’s seat, so to speak, with the second installment of the incredibly popular P.O.V. series, Barely Legal P.O.V. #2.

Barely Legal P.O.V. #2 stars some of the hottest girls in adult: Paulina James, Riley Evans, Kylee Reese, Presley Maddox, Leah Wilde and Lela Star.

Paulina James starts it all off with gusto. With her sweet face and killer body, she sucks, fucks and tenderizes your cock until you unload it all into her hot little mouth. Kylee Reese starts off her adventure with her favorite toy and then eagerly moves on to fucking you silly. Watch as she bounces up and down in a reverse cowgirl and then lets you come all over her face!

“Our first Barely Legal P.O.V. did exceptionally well,” says David Diamond, National Sales Manager. “Our viewers really enjoy the fantasy. What guy isn’t going to get off having one of these gorgeous girls putting the moves on them?”

Each camera scene starts off with a little Q&A and continues with some serious T&A. After giving their personal stats to you, the girls give a little tease to get you hot and horny, and then get right to business.

Through the eyes and loins of director Dan Silver, Barely Legal P.O.V. #2 takes the viewer on a fuck-tastic adventure. From the savory and sexy DVD cover featuring porn superstar Paulina James, to the young and horny talent, this P.O.V. is a virtual journey for every guy out there.

Are you ready to be in charge?

Barely Legal P.O.V. #2 is now at PornValleyXXX.com

Free alcohol and a shitty camera don’t mix.

Just ask those who had the misfortune of crossing my path at Red Light’s company holiday party.

HOLLYWOOD, CA — With a boisterous gathering waiting to get into the massive Heaven & Hell Halloween party at the Henry Fonda Theatre in Hollywood this past Saturday night, the adult entertainment industry was quickly whisked inside the cavernous club bypassing the mainstream line as porn’s finest gathered vampire style under the moonlight of the rock ‘n roll rooftop patio.

On the brightly lit red carpet on Hollywood Boulevard, porn stars, wannabees, directors and producers most wearing scary Halloween costumes arrived posing for photos in front of a massive throng of media members as flashbulbs were set ablaze giving the venerable theatre a feeling of deja-vu‚ harkening back to the glorious Hollywood past.

It was only a matter of time and a few hundred drinks before real ghosts of Hollywood past made their entrance and mingled with the beautiful porn stars at the All Media Play, Smash Pictures and Nectar bash.

Jasmine Byrne posed for photos wearing a sexy Cleopatra type outfit that wasn’t scaring anybody. With a super sexy eye mask and a starring role in X-Play/Adam & Eve’s upcoming J-Ho movie, Jasmine was the picture-perfect porn star and totally ready for the wild All Saints evening. “This is really a fun party. This is going to be the best Halloween ever,” she said just before Dracula escorted her towards the bar.

Female performer of the year candidate Hillary Scott looked ravishing as she stood before the media getting her groove on before making her flight to the rooftop. “It’s good to blow off a little steam every once in a while so this is really nice,” she remarked.

The arrivals entrance was a busy hub of activity as promoters Danny B, Jeff Mullen, Scott David, Bruce Bruce / HollyoodAfterDark and Louis Depaz worked their magic making everybody feel at home as Hollywood collided with Porn Valley . Inside the historic theatre, the party was heating up and by midnight the porn industry had taken over the spacious rooftop and adjoining VIP cabanas. X-Play’s Scott David held court in one of the cabanas surrounded by a bevy of fine porn babes as Smash Pictures’ Stuart Wall and Sean Logan of Nectar Films enjoyed countless cocktails and mingling with a steady stream of adult actresses at their tables.

“This is really cool,” Zero Tolerance contract girl Courtney Cummz remarked as she gazed at the freakish and beautiful assortment of Halloween costumes. Super sexy Mya Mason was surprised when she was handed a small vibrator as a gift and seemed to enjoy much of the night starring out onto Hollywood Boulevard with a drink in one hand and well, we couldn’t see the other hand.

That was the type of evening it was as photographers snapped away in the more private areas of the club the many girls who were willing to expose non-costumed parts of their bodies for the fleeting flash of celebrity.

A number of top agency heads and managers were in attendance complete with requisit hot girls in tow. Derek from Direct Models, Sascha Koch from Number One Models and Rob Baker were among a handful of talent brokers who enjoyed themselves in the company of gorgeous costumed girls.

Wicked Pictures’ contract star Carmen Hart arrived well after the bewitching hour looking to get into the party from the Hollywood Boulevard entrance which was still a mob scene of mainstreamers. Once spotted, she was quickly brought into the lobby to bypass the long line before finding her rightful place amongst porn’s finest on the rooftop party area. “Wow, this is great. I’m glad I came”, she rejoiced.

The party went until well after 4AM, had a total crowd of 2300 people and any bash that has female performer of the year candidate Hillary Scott, Jasmine Byrne, Courtney Cummz, Lexxi Tyler and Carmen Hart plus droves of other cute girls in attendance scaring each other silly is something not to be missed. Promoter Louis Depaz marveled at the beautiful parade of starlets as he worked the arrivals area until well after 12:30AM.

Others caught partying were directors Vince Voyeur, Van Styles, Bobby Manilla, Will Rider, performer/director Kurt Lockwood, the entire Wanted List crew with gorgeous girls, the Nectar Films gang including the shot buying Sean Logan, Smash Pictures’ Stuart Wall, XFanz, Playboy TV, AVN’s Mike Ramone, Carlos Martinez and KSEX Radio’s Tony Batman who pulled double duty also reporting for XFanz. Even Tee Reel and Tommy Gunn partied into the night and how often do you see Tee Reel at a porn party? Also spotted was Toastee from VH1′s Flavor of Love and dozens of others as they drank, danced and partied the night away.

The Heaven & Hell Halloween party was a blast and the porn world partied and had good, clean, scary fun.