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HOLLYWOOD, CA — With a heavy marketing campaign now underway, the producers of Not Animal House XXX have offered a first look at some of the promotional print materials they will be using and have tipped their hand regarding a sexy promotional barrage that will carry well into next year.

The hilarious spoof of the classic movie Animal House which starred John Belushi is a co-production between Adam & Eve Pictures and X-Play and is set to hit stores September 26th. The first poster is packed with collegiate carnality.

X-Play and the marketing teams of All Media Play and Adam & Eve Pictures are now underway doing everything possible to promote this movie including the upcoming launch of a fan-friendly website, star access for media interviews, store posters, promotional trailers that will be strategically launched to coincide with major political developments including the Republican National Convention and a special trailer during the Democratic National Convention, a beautiful media pack that will accompany the double-disc DVD when it is shipped later in September plus some online marketing ‘special events’ that will utilize YouTube and Facebook designed to twist and titillate.

Details of a mega adult industry Halloween party to celebrate the movie is being planned. Details have not been released.

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HOLLYWOOD, CA — Although Not ® the Bradys XXX: Bradys Meet the Partridge Family is packed with nubile beautiful teens having sex, the MILFS actually run the show.  If you’re a fan of grown women you’ll love Alana Evans, Payton Leigh and Lynn LeMay expertly playing the roles of Carol Brady, Shirley Partridge and Alice the maid in the just-released fourth volume of the ultra-popular porn parody series from X-Play/LFP Video.

This is the type of porn you can watch alone with a bottle of hand lotion or with your date.  The movie was just released this week and when director Will Ryder decided to combine two classic television shows into one porn parody, all the rules went out the window especially when Shirley Partridge mistakes Mike and Carol for swingers and convinces them over a few bottles of wine to have a three-some.

Not ® the Bradys XXX: The Bradys Meet the Partridge Family stars Kagney Linn Karter, Shawna Lenee, and Tanner Mayes, along with Lexi Belle, Alana Evans, Kacey Jordan, Dylan Riley, Lynn LeMay, Mike Horner, Payton Leigh, Kris Slater, James Deen, Mikey Butders, Scotty Piper, Nick Manning, James Bartholet and Ron Jeremy as Sam the Butcher.

“When I first read the script I was laughing so hard because it was so funny,” remarked Payton Leigh who has appeared in a few other X-Play porn parodies including the 2010 XRCO Best Parody winner Not ® Married with Children XXX.

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LOS ANGELES, CA — Blue Circus Entertainment’s owner and President Dick Chibbles takes off his foam nose, and clown shoes, wipes off his signature face paint, and proudly brings to the porn world a parody to end all parodies.

With a complete All Star Cast including names Lexi Belle, Asa Akira, Amber Rayne, Ginger Lynn, Syren Demer, Britney Amber, Heidi Mayne, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, Ron Jeremy, James Bartholet, Emy Reyes, Jack Vegas, Jay Ashley and David Lord to name just a few.

DRILL a pornSAWparody will bring something brand new to the porn industry opening up a completely new genre to the industry. Unlike anything else DRILL is a dark erotic horror filled with twists and turns of a full original story based off the adult industry with comedic undertones.

With the sex starved comedic Detective Roush (James Bartholet) and the straight laced by the book super cougar partner (Syren Demer) are on the trail of the killer that is loose in the valley. Putting the biggest porn stars in diabolical sexual situation in which their performance has to be top notch to escape the clutches of Screwball. Like every great mystery you can’t let out the entire plot so you don’t ruin the ending. An adaptation of the SAW movies with some of the hottest sex even jigsaws puppet’s sporting wood.

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DES PLAINES, IL – Taboo Productions is proud to announce Exxxtacy 2010. The Chicago area’s biggest adult entertainment expo. Exxxtacy 2010 will take place July 16, 17, and 18, 2010 at the Donald E. Stephens Convention Center at Rosemont just 5 miles from O’Hare International Airport. Exxxtacy 2010 promises to be one of the premier events in the adult entertainment world. The show is open to the public and there will be something for everyone whether you are single and on the prowl or in a relationship looking to spice things up Exxxtacy 2010 will deliver.

Exxxtacy 2010 will have all your favorite Adult Entertainers making appearances, signing autographs, and taking pictures, as well as the most recognized companies in the business selling and displaying their merchandise. There will be educational seminars as well as product demonstrations. Exxxtacy 2010 will also have a large entertainment/stage area where the most erotic entertainment, free contests, product giveaways, and much more will happen. No matter what strikes your fancy or floats your boat Exxxtacy 2010 has you covered. With over 200,000 square feet of convention space Exxxtacy 2010 guarantees to fulfill all of your wildest fantasies and desires.

As if everything else to this point has not been exciting enough, there will be stars at Exxxtacy 2010 who will each select one lucky fan to have sex with on camera during the filming of an upcoming XXX film titled ”Enter Exxxtacy’s Playground”!  Signing on to fuck one fan each are Sea J Raw and Misty Haze! Look for the details on these decadent developments at the Exxxtacy 2010 official website, www.exxxtacyshow.com

The roster of stars is monumental and growing. Notable stars include Bree Olson, Ron Jeremy, Sunny Leone, Sunny Lane, Alexis Ford, Ginger Lynn, Lexington Steele, Aimee Addison, Mary Carey, Nikki Benz, and Summer Bailey. Also appearing are Evan Seinfeld, Lupe Fuentes, and Joanna Angel will be bringing Burning Angel girls Jessie, Kleio, Kylee, and Misti. The growing list of adult stars scheduled to attend can be found here.

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LAS VEGAS, NEVADA — National A-1 Internet and Hotmovies.com are proud to announce the bevy of stars they are bringing to Las Vegas for AVN’s Adult Entertainment Expo 2010 to meet, greet and sign autographs for their many fans.

This year the Hotmovies crew will be joined by some of the biggest super stars in the business, including Burning Angel’s own Joanna Angel, Amy Ried, Ashlynn Brooke, Courtney Cummz, Roxy Reynolds, redheaded firecracker Misti Dawn and, of course, porn legend Ron Jeremy. These shining stars will be signing autographs throughout the event at the Hotmovies.com booth.

The Adult Entertainment Expo is the event of the year for everything that is, and ever will be, quality adult entertainment. With hundreds of venders, tons of stars and thousands of porn appreciating patrons mixing and mingling in one place over the course of a mind blowing three days from January 7-10th, 2010 Vegas is the place to be! (more…)

HOLLYWOOD, CA — America’s favorite porn family returns — Just in time for Christmas — with a brand new 3rd movie that could be the best porn-parody adventure ever. Not the Bradys XXX Pussy Power! is available now!

With new starlets Lexi Belle and Dylan Riley playing Marcia and Jan, director Will Ryder is at the top of his game and when you add Tanner Mayes, Nicole Ray, Ashlyn Rae and many more to the already stellar award-winning cast you have a #1 blockbuster movie. X-Play has done it again as this movie is guaranteed to sell off store shelves nationwide.

The wait is over. Pick up your copy today at PornValleyXXX.com

In a related porn shocker, there was no reported meltdown for Tanner Mayes in this new Brady Bunch Sex Movie.

In what appears to be a delicious case of art imitating life, bad-girl porn starlet Tanner Mayes stars in the soon-to-be-released Not the Bradys XXX Pussy Power! where she plays Jan’s sex-crazed, rule-breaking girlfriend. The third volume of the Brady Bunch porn parody series will be in stores November 24th from X-Play/LFP Video and all indications are it will be another #1 selling DVD.

The Bradys are definitely blockbuster status but the jury is still deliberating on Tanner Mayes who has made a big name for herself with over one hundred of the hottest young-girl sex scenes but made the biggest noise with a notorious video clip that has been affectionately referred to as the ‘Tanner Mayes meltdown’.

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HOLLYWOOD, CA — King Ryan Events and xPeeps, the adult social networking site, and its parent company, AEBN, are teaming up with Porn Pros for its August 20 party at Vice.

Porn Pros are among the most active producers of adult content in all of Porn Valley. They produce content for over twenty exclusive sites. Among their arsenal of sites are the highly popular: freaksofcock.com, cumshotsurpise.com, jurassiccock.com, 18yearsold.com and the newest site in their program freaksofboobs.com

xPeeps Suzann Knudesn said – “PornPros has always given the public what the wanted (and sometimes what they least expected!). We fully expect a legendary time at our monthly event!”

Also in attendance will be many of the lovely women from the “The San Fernando Valley’s busiest modeling agency” LA Direct Models.

Stars wishing to be added to the VIP list should email dan@pornodan.com or kingryanevents@aol.com As with the other xPeeps parties, this will be a red carpet affair with major mainstream and adult media coverage.

Vice Hollywood is located at 6364 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood, CA 90028.

Ashlyn Rae & Michelle Honeywell are naughty little ballerinas at 18YearsOld.com

Young slut Lindy Lane jumps on Ron Jeremy’s old fat dick!  She fucks him and drains him dry at JurassicCock.com

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Armed with the shittiest camera I could find, I hit the show with my dates, Skyla Paige and Austyn Summers.

Could have taken more photos, but I didn’t. I was there for the real moments – human situations with hardcore legends.

(Actually, my battery died.)

But there was an open bar, which meant at least XBIZ had their shit together.

Austyn brought a little HP cam, so I just played the wall and shot whoever stumbled-up.  Suckers.