Ray posts: One night in Vegas, Cat Pee invited me to a “Clown Porn” party. My mind raced as I envisioned the sick, twisted hijinks I would experience courtesy of the kind freaks at RAMCO. Was I going to witness clowns — possibly naked clowns — fucking each other?! I pictured a full-blown clown orgy — complete with midgets, rubber chickens, and cream pies. (Pun intended)
Sadly, I arrived to find nothing of the sort. But I did kick it with Hollie Stevens.
HOLLIE: There’s a girl in the industry who’s known for having the stinkiest pussy… Do you know who I’m talking about?
RAY: I have a pretty good idea, yes.
HOLLIE: Well, a guy told me that when he worked with her, he told her politely “hey, you know, you might wanna do something beforehand…” and she fucking flipped on him. “I don’t fuckin’ stink! Fuck you!”
CAT: Who can smell their own pussy?
HOLLIE: Well I guess her pussy is so fucking terrible…
CAT: On my sets, I’m gonna have the finger-test. That’s gonna be in the contract.