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CHATSWORTH, CA — Pulse Distribution has signed reality-based porn company, Love Video Entertainment, to an exclusive distribution deal. With less than one year in the industry, Love Video Entertainment and its 19-year old owner, Avi Verdugo, are making a huge splash and specialize in gonzo and feature/vignette titles. Last July, they released their first title, Love Cream Chronicles, which was a high-end feature film starring Sasha Grey, Tori Black, Kagney Linn Karter, Alexis Texas, Nikki Benz, Adrianna Nicole and Flower Tucci. Not only did the movie feature top stars, but also achieved critical acclaim.

Make Me a Porno will be their first and only title currently available through Pulse and it streets Monday, June 7. The plot is that two teenagers sneak onto an Adult movie set and convince the porn stars to shoot themselves POV style. The result is all hell breaks loose, of course. Make Me a Porn stars DVD cover girl Vanessa Naughty along with Gracie Glam, Harmony Rose, Sara Faye and Ashli Orion. In July, Love Video Entertainment will release their title, 18 Year Old Casting Call: Lollipop Virgins, which a girl-girl series featuring real 18 year olds.

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LAS VEGAS, NEVADA — National A-1 Internet and Hotmovies.com are proud to announce the bevy of stars they are bringing to Las Vegas for AVN’s Adult Entertainment Expo 2010 to meet, greet and sign autographs for their many fans.

This year the Hotmovies crew will be joined by some of the biggest super stars in the business, including Burning Angel’s own Joanna Angel, Amy Ried, Ashlynn Brooke, Courtney Cummz, Roxy Reynolds, redheaded firecracker Misti Dawn and, of course, porn legend Ron Jeremy. These shining stars will be signing autographs throughout the event at the Hotmovies.com booth.

The Adult Entertainment Expo is the event of the year for everything that is, and ever will be, quality adult entertainment. With hundreds of venders, tons of stars and thousands of porn appreciating patrons mixing and mingling in one place over the course of a mind blowing three days from January 7-10th, 2010 Vegas is the place to be! (more…)

CANOGA PARK, CA — Smash Pictures continued their winning ways making a big splash and sealing a number of international deals in Berlin, Germany at the just completed Venus Trade Fair which is the biggest adult industry expo outside the United States.

Smash Pictures was represented by company owner Danny Quinn along with the vice president of sales Stuart Wall and enjoyed a magnificent presence with a giant 50 foot banner they shared with Hot Movies containing the image of Sasha Grey hanging off the front entrance to the Messe Berlin in what was a mission to expand the Smash brand on an international basis.

Smash Pictures was also emblazoned on every Estrel Hotel room key along with Hot Movies where attendees were staying helping to ensure that everybody had a smashingly hot time.

“It was great having a big presence in Berlin and connecting with the buyers and creating new business partnerships,” stated Wall as he arrived back in his Canoga Park, California offices. “It’s one thing to email people but getting the chance to have a drink or dinner with folks that you’re doing business with puts a human touch on things and I think raises the chances of maintaining a successful operation.” (more…)

According to the Chinese Zodiac, 2009 is the Year of the Ox.  Whatever the fuck that means.  In Porn Valley, 2009 was clearly the year of the porn parody.

Here is a recap of some of this year’s most interesting spoofs:

Join sex crime investigator, Dexxxter Whoregan (Nikki Rhodes) as she investigates some of Miami’s sexiest and raunchiest cases. Adult stars Lexi Belle, McKenzie Sweets, Kya Tropic, Lynx and more perform in some steamy scenes in this parody on the Showtime hit, Dexter. Fans of the original show will appreciate the attention to detail, and hardcore porn lovers will surely get off to this hot feature!

When the cameras enter the offices of Dinder Muffin, it’s up to “World’s Bust Boss”, Michelle (Ashlynn Brooke), to make sure that the hard drives are hard and the water cooler is wet. That’s why she’s not only the boss, she’s the employee of the month!  The splooge and jokes fly with Jenna Haze, Stephanie Swift, Alexis Texas, Gianna Michaels, Faye Reagan, Dahlia Denyle, Codi Carmichael, James Deen, Dane Cross, Ralph Long, Rocco Reed, and Mark Wood.

You’ll Be Hoppin’, Boppin’ and Cock Rockin’ with… Watch America’s favorite 1950’s gang go from wholesome to horny in this rockin’ sex romp!  Stars: Penny Flame, Riley Evans, Tori Black, Raquel Devine, Missy Stone, Codi Carmichael, Ally Ann, Tommy Gunn, Anthony Rosano.

Get ready for some sex, jugs, and Rock ‘N Roll — 1970’s-style! Imagine a combination of polyester pants, platform shoes, hilarious comedy, and scorching hot sex scenes! Well, that’s exactly what you’re going to get with 70′S SHOW: A XXX PARODY! Introducing sexified parodies of your favorite characters including Eric, Donna, Fez, Jackie, Laurie, Kelso, Hyde, Kitty & Red. Things get dazed & confused when this sex-crazed group of friends head to a concert. Backstage passes quickly become backstage asses as the gang tries to pick up groupies & meat the band. 70′S SHOW-A XXX PARODY, featuring Brooke Banner, Ashlynn Brooke, Missy Stone, Rachel Love, Kaci Starr, Patrick J. Knight, Anthony Rosano, Ralph Long, Pike Nelson, Steve Smith, and more!

Starring Anthony Rosano, Trina Michaels, Ryder Skye, TJ Cummings, Allison Pierce, Mia Lelani, April Blossom, Alex Sanders, Cheyne Collins. Join Vicki Chase, X, Holly Drama and Tortise as they fuck their way to the top of Hollywood! These girls aren’t your average pornstars — they use their sex appeal to get whatever they want out of their careers.

Federal agents Dana Scully (Kimberly Kane) and Fox Mulder (Anthony Rosano) are sent to investigate a series of mysterious homicides. A common thread of the murders are the occult images and symbols found at the scene of each crime. With time against them, Scully and Mulder must solve the riddle that will eventually lead them to someone or something they have never encountered before. The truth is out that “The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody” is the hottest movie of the year! Suspenseful, sexy, awesome! Featuring Ashlynn Brooke, Audrey Bitoni, Evan Stone, Charley Chase, and more!

When Jack loses his restaurant job the gang can’t afford rent so Chrissy picks up a night job leading Janet, Jack & the Ropers to think she’s become a hooker. Crazy, hilarious & dirty situations result in non-stop sucking & fucking as gorgeous tits, ass & pussy abound in this hardcore spoof of the classic ’70s TV show.  Stars Alyssa Hall, Brynn Tyler , Dino Bravo, Eric Swiss, James Bartholet, Jenny Hendrix, Madison Scott, Nina Hartley, Penny Flame, Ron Jeremy, Roxy Jezel, Scott Lyons,Sienna West, Tommy Gunn, Van Damage

Tons Of Hardcore Action With An All Star Cast!

Your favorite spooky family is more sexy than scary in This Ain’t The Munsters XXX! This spoof from Hustler Video features an all star cast that is to die for! Parodying the original TV show, the Munster family shows you what goes on when they’re turned on in this hilarious movie!

They may be stranded, but they’re stll horny!! Watch Gilligan and the castaways get down & dirty!! Starring Anthony Rosano, Darryl Hanah, Evan Stone, Jack Lawrence, Regan Reese, Rod Fontana, Ryder Skye, Sindee Jennings

Al fears his job is in jeopardy so Kelly gets involved in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get his co-worker fired. Gorgeous tits, ass and pussy abound in the Bundy household as Peg, Kelly, Al, Bud, Marcie & Steve can’t stop fucking in this dirty spoof of the classic show Tv show.  Performers: Alyssa Hall, Brittany O’Connell, Brooke Belle, Dane Cross, Emy Reyes, Eric Swiss, India Summer, Kagney Linn Karter, Kimber James (TS), Kora Cummings, Madison Scott, Nick Manning, Payton Leigh, Reno

There’s only one cure for the beautiful female patients of Naked Heart Hospital… a good dose of Penis-illin from Doctor DJ (AVN’s Male Performer of the Year, James Deen)! When handsome young & hung doctor, DJ sees that the lack of sexual healing amongst the hospital’s staff is affecting their work, he realizes that he must come up with a plan to heal everyone of their Acute Bone-itis. At Naked Heart Hospital laughter and deep penetration are surely the best medicines.New Sensations proudly presents the hilarious & filthy, Scrubs  A XXX Parody. Catch all of the XXX-Raying, Bodily Fluid Transfusing, Pussy-oscopies you can handle with All-Star cast, Ashlynn Brooke, Joanna Angel, Alexis Texas, Tori Black, Missy Stone, Thea Marie, James Deen, Shane Diesel, Jack Lawrence, and Ralph Long.

HUSTLER Boldy goes there!  Sasha Grey plays a Vulcan stricken with the “sickness”. The only way she can find satisfaction is to FUCK! Captain Kirk is more then happy to oblige by plunging his cock deep into her dripping wet pink pussy!  Taken by Kahn’s charms, Aurora Snow decides it’s best to shove his cock in her mouth. This is followed by a deliciously sexy fuck fest filled with hard pussy pounding!  Jenna Haze is a mysterious alien who is dipped in Venus fluid. Therefore, all she wants to do is FUCK! She convinces the logical and emotional Spock, to fuck her silly in the name of science!  Codi Carmichael as the sickbay nurse is stricken with the virus. The only cure is a sudden rush of Endorphins. She gets off by fucking Bones silly. His huge cock assaults her nice pink pussy!  Also stricken with the virus Jada Fire as Uhura, double teams Spock and Captain James T. Kirk. She is cured by having a cock deep in her ass, while another is ramming away at her hot wet pink pussy!

New Sensations, the studio that brought you The Office: A XXX Parody, Scrubs: A XXX Parody and Seinfeld: A XXX Parody presents 30 Rock: A XXX Parody, a side-splitting and pussy pounding take on one of the funniest shows on TV. Imagine, all of your favorite and funniest characters played by some of the hottest porn stars! With sexy and spot on performances by Ashlyn Brooke, Lisa Ann, Amy Ried, Rebeca Linares, Evie Delatosso, Lana Violet, James Deen, Herschel Savage, Ralph Long, Chris Cannon and Erik Everhard, 30 Rock: A XXX Parody is a must have for anybody who likes to laugh or cum.

LOS ANGELES, CA — Grey Art Productions has entered into an exclusive distribution agreement with New Sensations/Digital Sin for the DVD distribution of all Grey Art movies. Grey Art will produce cutting edge features and high end vignettes, with Sasha Grey at the helm of the company. The Birthday Party, the first release under Digital Sin, will be released on September 3rd.

Sasha Grey is looking forward to working with New Sensations/Digital Sin on the upcoming releases. “New Sensations is a perfect fit for Grey Art, as it gives us the liberty to manage our other revenue streams all in house, such as our company website, SashaGrey.com, and our broadcast arrangements with Spice; continuously allowing us to maintain our brand identity.

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HOLLYWOOD, CA — Superstar adult performer Sunny Lane celebrates her twenty-something birthday today Monday, March 2nd in style and wants to thank all of her fans that have sent her cards, gifts and emails.

“This is really great and I want to say thank you to everybody that wrote to me and sent me notes and things for my birthday,” Sunny said from her Nevada home just outside of Reno. The adult movie star and feature dance performer splits her time between Los Angeles and her new home located twenty minutes away from the Moonlite Bunny Ranch where she is a star of HBO’s Cathouse television show.

Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof surprised Sunny with some lavish gifts in a way only Hof and maybe Hugh Hefner are accustomed to. One fan from Michigan totally shocked her by sending a love letter of sorts with a photo of his fully erect four inch penis prompting Sunny to remark, “I’m not really sure if he thought his dick was going to impress me but I really loved the thought.”

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Armed with the shittiest camera I could find, I hit the show with my dates, Skyla Paige and Austyn Summers.

Could have taken more photos, but I didn’t. I was there for the real moments – human situations with hardcore legends.

(Actually, my battery died.)

But there was an open bar, which meant at least XBIZ had their shit together.

Austyn brought a little HP cam, so I just played the wall and shot whoever stumbled-up.  Suckers.

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Smash Pictures’ top-selling adult movie series Secretary’s Day has landed on the cover of the upcoming TLA Raw direct mail catalogue which will trumpet the volume 3 DVD release with a seductive photo of Nikki Rhodes gracing the cover.

TLA Video and TLA Raw are two of the largest mail-order catalogues in existence serving over 4 million consumers annually. The Philadelphia based TLA realized the mass appeal of gorgeous women wearing business attire and glasses and thought that Secretary’s Day 3 would be a perfect fit for the popular sales catalogue.

“Smash Pictures is a consistently strong selling studio for TLAraw.com. It’s Smash’s first time on our cover and we’re thrilled that it’s for such a great title as Secretary’s Day 3,” stated Brian Sokel TLA managing director.

Starring Georgia Jones, Celeste Starr, Sarah Vandella, Nikki Rhodes, Mackenzee Pierce and Sasha Grey along with male studs Erik Everhard, Marc Wood, Johnny Sins and Prince, Secretary’s Day 3 is the type of movie that those employed and those unemployed can relate to. The DVD is scheduled for a March 12th release and the TLA Raw catalogue will be mailed out on March 17th.

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