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CHATSWORTH, CA — New from SMASH Pictures and Director Jim Powers comes the Bridesmaids XXX Porn Parody.

A romantically unattached woman, Annie, (Lexi Swallow), fears she is losing her BFF, Lillian, (Sarah Vandella) when Lillian announces her engagement.  To make matters worse, Lillian has become very close to her boss’s wife, the rich and sophisticated Helen (Katie St. Ives), who takes over control of all of the wedding plans after Annie’s attempts fail miserably.  The bridal group includes the promiscuous tomboy Megan, (Sasha Knox) who propositions every man she meets, the new bride Beca (April O’Neil), who experiences her first lesbian experience with Lillian’ cousin Rita (Kagney Linn Karter).  After Annie discovers Helen is also fucking her pseudo boyfriend, she seeks comfort from the cock of a friendly Irish cop who pulled her over thinking she was drunk.

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CHATSWORTH, CA — SMASH Pictures is set to release BRIDESMAIDS XXX “Porn Parody”, Directed by Jim Powers on Oct. 13th and has posted a softcore trailer for the film on YouTube.

Bridesmaids XXX stars Eric Swiss & Sarah Vandella, Jack Lawrence & Lexi Swallow, Anthony Rosano & Katie St. Ives, Bill Bailey & Sasha Knox, and Kagney Linn Karter & April O’Neil.

A romantically unattached woman, Annie, (Lexi Swallow), fears she is losing her BFF, Lillian, (Sarah Vandella) when Lillian announces her engagement. To make matters worse, Lillian has become very close to her boss’s wife, the rich and sophisticated Helen (Katie St. Ives), who takes over control of all of the wedding plans after Annie’s attempts fail miserably.

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Sex sells. But who gets the commission?

“As a porn agent, I did. Plus I got the girls, sixty inch flat screen TV’s, the girls, acid reflux, soul crushing guilt, the girls, anxiety, Chlamydia, two girls at a time, a beach pad, more girls, depression, a few good friends, hilarious stories and, quite possibly, redemption.  My name is Frank Prather, aka Bad Ass Frank, and I’m a former manager for pornstars.”

Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy is the tale of how Frank Prather, a blogger and internet radio host, went from being on the cusp of a career as a television comedy writer, to owning a talent agency for pornstars, to coming full circle back to the mainstream entertainment business.  The story chronicles his three years in the adult industry, his relationships with the girls, and the daily internal struggle with his own morality.  Plus it details an intimate look at the lives, personalities, and psychologies of his clients, who eventually came to be his friends.  From the year that he simultaneously dated two pornstars, one bi-polar and the other a paranoid schizophrenic, to a threesome gone horribly awry, to his tutorial on the most common types of scenes, to his scathing dissertation on porn agents and STD testing, you’ll be be horrified and disturbed while at the same time laughing harder than you ever have before.  This is the book that finally unleashes and discloses the reality of what the adult industry is really like, the good, the bad, and the hideously ugly truth.  Prather lays it all on the line in this part memoir, part insiders guide/expose, tearing back the curtain with an unparalleled level of brutal honesty and embarrassing personal stories.  One things for sure, by the end everyone will agree…  Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy.

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“When I’m watching porn, if the girl doesn’t get fucked in the ass I feel like I got cheated.”

SASHA: I just got done buying over a thousand dollars worth of art supplies. Now I’m just sitting here in front of this store, waiting for Bad Ass Frank.

RAY: You’re an artist, then?

SASHA: No. I’m not an artist. But I do enjoy putting colors on paper. It’s therapeutic.

RAY: What style?

SASHA: Acrylic, pastels and watercolor.

RAY: Do you display them?

SASHA: No. Sometimes I’ll give them away as gifts, but they’re just to make me happy. To make me feel more calm inside.

RAY: How long have you been in porn?

SASHA: About 9 months. I’ve been with Badass Models for about 3 months now. I honestly wish I had hooked up with Frank’s agency from the beginning. He’s the best agent out there. He’s gotten me the best work, and the most work. Just the way I want it. And he’s a great guy in general. He’s so nice to the directors. Everybody likes him. It makes my life so much easier. I guess everything happens for a reason, but I’m with him now.

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A while back, I was on set with BadAss Models‘ Hailey Young, Vanessa Lynn, Aubrey Banks, Shi Reeves, Sasha Knox and a party filled with horny civilians. The shoot was for a maverick website called LittleMutt.com.

I’ve never been to anything quite like this. It took place at a big house in the Hollywood hills, and was essentially a fucking free-for-all — Very reminiscent of those golden-era “orgy scenes” that were a staple of classic 1970s porno. There was even a little hardcore bondage action thrown-in for good measure.

The creative force behind LittleMutt is a guy called Sal Paradise. Much like AmateurAllure, Sal champions quality over quantity. His site features exclusive content — filled with fresh, naturally beautiful amateurs — and should be revered by porn connoisseurs everywhere.

Anyway, here are the pics. I’ve been busy dealing with deadbeats and ingrates, so please forgive the delay. I know some of you understand. As always, the rest of you can go fuck yourselves.

Nuttin’ but a Badass party… party…

Why aren’t most of these people pictured? You can thank SoCo & Johnny Walker for that.

(And Amber… And Hailey… And my nagging lack of self-control…)

What  the fuck took me so long to post these? Hey, asshole! Things take time on a free site. I’ve been busy making deals, spreading light, and becoming powerful. What have you been up to?

For the real re-cap, I give you Bad Ass Frank.

It was his night. And it rocked.