Porn Valley News

Another great party from Luis DePaz. And yes, I know. It’s been a week. I’ve heard complaints from everybody. (Mostly from people who just want new MySpace photos.)

But what can I say? I’ve been busy… Shooting, editing, negotiating deals, jerking-off… I am clearly “in-demand” — But please note that I still make time for the little people. (That’s you.)

See how I roll?

I start at a seedy club in Hollywood, and end in a tiny bathroom in Chatsworth.

You cannot roll like me.

Nuttin’ but a Badass party… party…

Why aren’t most of these people pictured? You can thank SoCo & Johnny Walker for that.

(And Amber… And Hailey… And my nagging lack of self-control…)

What  the fuck took me so long to post these? Hey, asshole! Things take time on a free site. I’ve been busy making deals, spreading light, and becoming powerful. What have you been up to?

For the real re-cap, I give you Bad Ass Frank.

It was his night. And it rocked.

I know… The show was a month ago. You’ve been waiting patiently. And now, your wait is over.

You’ll notice that I get the shots most reporters miss. I leave the cliché “stage shots” to those other news sites. The path less traveled — That’s what you can expect here.

(It’s also because I showed-up late and couldn’t get a spot up front.)

But here for your amusement, in all their drunken glory, are the rising stars of tomorrow — Provided they can build a career before succumbing to the temptations that surround them.  (Which are, of course, nurtured by YOU, dear fans, and the sleazy photographers who egg them on.)

It’s a viscious, viscous cycle.  Glad you’re a part of it.

Among those who showed-up: Alexis Redd, April Storm, Bill Margold, Candi Summers, Genesis Skye, Jenny Hendricks, Keiko, Cindy Sterling, Lauren Phoenix, Luscious Lopez, Miss Meadow, Penny Flame, Max Hardcore, Ron Jeremy, and Sierra Sinn.