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HOLLYWOOD, CA — If you’re looking for a fun, laid-back, hip porn industry bash while in Vegas during the AEE look no further because X-Play & Clips4Sale.com are hosting TV’s Greatest Parody Party inside the Venetian Hotel’s Pallazo resort Friday, January 8th beginning at 10PM at Sushi Samba’s Sugar Cane Club.

Forget about the ridiculously long velvet-rope entry lines and the doorman that ignores you because Jeff Mullen, Scott David, Porno Dan, Brad Thomas and the folks from Clips4Sale.com will make this the most enjoyable Friday night bash of the AEE and the easiest party to get into. Plus it’s right inside the Venetian Hotel massive complex so you don’t have to go anywhere.

Top talent agencies such as Lisa Ann’s Talent Management, Type 9 Models, Foxxx Modeling, A-List Talent, OC Models, Adult Talent Managers, Valley Babes XXX and Big Love Talent will have their girls at the bash partying the night away.

Some of the hot porn stars hosting include Sunny Lane, Shyla Stylez, Shy Love, Ashley Fires, Amy Brooke, Sindee Jennings, Angie Savage, Kayla Paige and America’s porn star virgin Mallory Rae Murphy plus well over 150 other porn starlets and wannabees are expected to attend.

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HOLLYWOOD, CA — Leading adult distributor, Pure Play Media, along with co-producers Tommy Gunn and Marcus London are thrilled to announce the official Hollywood release party for their highly anticipated, interactive 3D film, Tommy Gunn’s Cummin’ At You. The release party will take place at Hollywood hot spot, Empire Nightclub, Friday October 23, beginning at 9pm for red carpet arrivals.

The “Cummin’ At You” release party is presented in part by xPeeps, AEBN and Immoral Productions C.E.O., Porno Dan.

“I am really looking forward to throwing this party for the unique 3D porn movie,” says Porno Dan. “Tommy Gunn and the great guys at Pure Play Media really outdid themselves on this one, this is going to be a great event!”

Tommy Gunn’s Cummin’ At You also stars squirting sensation Sindee Jennings. It is the first-of its-kind for 3D adult productions and is the most interactive point-of-view (POV) film ever made. Tommy Gunn’s Cummin’ At You hit streets Monday, October 19, 2009 with record preorder demand.

“I’m tremendously excited that “Cummin’ At You” has been released and can’t wait for the huge Hollywood bash to celebrate its’ official cummin’ out,” Tommy Gunn jokes. “This is truly an exceptional 3D film, which allows the viewer an experience like no other. I’m proud to present it to my fans. It’s been a year in the making and now we can party in its honor. I hope to see everyone out for this one!”

Get on the “Cummin’ At You” release party guest list now! Please RSVP with your first & last name, followed by the number of people in your group to be added to the guest list for this red carpet extravaganza! Email: kingryanevents@aol.com

This will be a red carpet affair. Only pre-approved media will be permitted to cover this event. Media wishing to attend email: dusty@dustyink.com

Leading adult distributor, Pure Play Media, officially released Tommy Gunn’s Cummin’ At You October 19, 2009 in a 2-disc DVD set offering a 2D interactive version and 3D stereoscopic versions compatible with newly developed high-end 3D home theatre systems, but it will also work with a standard TV, projection, LCD or Plasma screens with the included premium 3D glasses. For sales and distribution contact: sales@pureplaymedia.com. A peek at the innovative 3D adult film can be seen at www.cumminatyou.com don’t forget your 3D glasses for ultimate viewing!

According to the Chinese Zodiac, 2009 is the Year of the Ox.  Whatever the fuck that means.  In Porn Valley, 2009 was clearly the year of the porn parody.

Here is a recap of some of this year’s most interesting spoofs:

Join sex crime investigator, Dexxxter Whoregan (Nikki Rhodes) as she investigates some of Miami’s sexiest and raunchiest cases. Adult stars Lexi Belle, McKenzie Sweets, Kya Tropic, Lynx and more perform in some steamy scenes in this parody on the Showtime hit, Dexter. Fans of the original show will appreciate the attention to detail, and hardcore porn lovers will surely get off to this hot feature!

When the cameras enter the offices of Dinder Muffin, it’s up to “World’s Bust Boss”, Michelle (Ashlynn Brooke), to make sure that the hard drives are hard and the water cooler is wet. That’s why she’s not only the boss, she’s the employee of the month!  The splooge and jokes fly with Jenna Haze, Stephanie Swift, Alexis Texas, Gianna Michaels, Faye Reagan, Dahlia Denyle, Codi Carmichael, James Deen, Dane Cross, Ralph Long, Rocco Reed, and Mark Wood.

You’ll Be Hoppin’, Boppin’ and Cock Rockin’ with… Watch America’s favorite 1950′s gang go from wholesome to horny in this rockin’ sex romp!  Stars: Penny Flame, Riley Evans, Tori Black, Raquel Devine, Missy Stone, Codi Carmichael, Ally Ann, Tommy Gunn, Anthony Rosano.

Get ready for some sex, jugs, and Rock ‘N Roll — 1970′s-style! Imagine a combination of polyester pants, platform shoes, hilarious comedy, and scorching hot sex scenes! Well, that’s exactly what you’re going to get with 70′S SHOW: A XXX PARODY! Introducing sexified parodies of your favorite characters including Eric, Donna, Fez, Jackie, Laurie, Kelso, Hyde, Kitty & Red. Things get dazed & confused when this sex-crazed group of friends head to a concert. Backstage passes quickly become backstage asses as the gang tries to pick up groupies & meat the band. 70′S SHOW-A XXX PARODY, featuring Brooke Banner, Ashlynn Brooke, Missy Stone, Rachel Love, Kaci Starr, Patrick J. Knight, Anthony Rosano, Ralph Long, Pike Nelson, Steve Smith, and more!

Starring Anthony Rosano, Trina Michaels, Ryder Skye, TJ Cummings, Allison Pierce, Mia Lelani, April Blossom, Alex Sanders, Cheyne Collins. Join Vicki Chase, X, Holly Drama and Tortise as they fuck their way to the top of Hollywood! These girls aren’t your average pornstars — they use their sex appeal to get whatever they want out of their careers.

Federal agents Dana Scully (Kimberly Kane) and Fox Mulder (Anthony Rosano) are sent to investigate a series of mysterious homicides. A common thread of the murders are the occult images and symbols found at the scene of each crime. With time against them, Scully and Mulder must solve the riddle that will eventually lead them to someone or something they have never encountered before. The truth is out that “The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody” is the hottest movie of the year! Suspenseful, sexy, awesome! Featuring Ashlynn Brooke, Audrey Bitoni, Evan Stone, Charley Chase, and more!

When Jack loses his restaurant job the gang can’t afford rent so Chrissy picks up a night job leading Janet, Jack & the Ropers to think she’s become a hooker. Crazy, hilarious & dirty situations result in non-stop sucking & fucking as gorgeous tits, ass & pussy abound in this hardcore spoof of the classic ’70s TV show.  Stars Alyssa Hall, Brynn Tyler , Dino Bravo, Eric Swiss, James Bartholet, Jenny Hendrix, Madison Scott, Nina Hartley, Penny Flame, Ron Jeremy, Roxy Jezel, Scott Lyons,Sienna West, Tommy Gunn, Van Damage

Tons Of Hardcore Action With An All Star Cast!

Your favorite spooky family is more sexy than scary in This Ain’t The Munsters XXX! This spoof from Hustler Video features an all star cast that is to die for! Parodying the original TV show, the Munster family shows you what goes on when they’re turned on in this hilarious movie!

They may be stranded, but they’re stll horny!! Watch Gilligan and the castaways get down & dirty!! Starring Anthony Rosano, Darryl Hanah, Evan Stone, Jack Lawrence, Regan Reese, Rod Fontana, Ryder Skye, Sindee Jennings

Al fears his job is in jeopardy so Kelly gets involved in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get his co-worker fired. Gorgeous tits, ass and pussy abound in the Bundy household as Peg, Kelly, Al, Bud, Marcie & Steve can’t stop fucking in this dirty spoof of the classic show Tv show.  Performers: Alyssa Hall, Brittany O’Connell, Brooke Belle, Dane Cross, Emy Reyes, Eric Swiss, India Summer, Kagney Linn Karter, Kimber James (TS), Kora Cummings, Madison Scott, Nick Manning, Payton Leigh, Reno

There’s only one cure for the beautiful female patients of Naked Heart Hospital… a good dose of Penis-illin from Doctor DJ (AVN’s Male Performer of the Year, James Deen)! When handsome young & hung doctor, DJ sees that the lack of sexual healing amongst the hospital’s staff is affecting their work, he realizes that he must come up with a plan to heal everyone of their Acute Bone-itis. At Naked Heart Hospital laughter and deep penetration are surely the best medicines.New Sensations proudly presents the hilarious & filthy, Scrubs  A XXX Parody. Catch all of the XXX-Raying, Bodily Fluid Transfusing, Pussy-oscopies you can handle with All-Star cast, Ashlynn Brooke, Joanna Angel, Alexis Texas, Tori Black, Missy Stone, Thea Marie, James Deen, Shane Diesel, Jack Lawrence, and Ralph Long.

HUSTLER Boldy goes there!  Sasha Grey plays a Vulcan stricken with the “sickness”. The only way she can find satisfaction is to FUCK! Captain Kirk is more then happy to oblige by plunging his cock deep into her dripping wet pink pussy!  Taken by Kahn’s charms, Aurora Snow decides it’s best to shove his cock in her mouth. This is followed by a deliciously sexy fuck fest filled with hard pussy pounding!  Jenna Haze is a mysterious alien who is dipped in Venus fluid. Therefore, all she wants to do is FUCK! She convinces the logical and emotional Spock, to fuck her silly in the name of science!  Codi Carmichael as the sickbay nurse is stricken with the virus. The only cure is a sudden rush of Endorphins. She gets off by fucking Bones silly. His huge cock assaults her nice pink pussy!  Also stricken with the virus Jada Fire as Uhura, double teams Spock and Captain James T. Kirk. She is cured by having a cock deep in her ass, while another is ramming away at her hot wet pink pussy!

New Sensations, the studio that brought you The Office: A XXX Parody, Scrubs: A XXX Parody and Seinfeld: A XXX Parody presents 30 Rock: A XXX Parody, a side-splitting and pussy pounding take on one of the funniest shows on TV. Imagine, all of your favorite and funniest characters played by some of the hottest porn stars! With sexy and spot on performances by Ashlyn Brooke, Lisa Ann, Amy Ried, Rebeca Linares, Evie Delatosso, Lana Violet, James Deen, Herschel Savage, Ralph Long, Chris Cannon and Erik Everhard, 30 Rock: A XXX Parody is a must have for anybody who likes to laugh or cum.

Armed with the shittiest camera I could find, I hit the show with my dates, Skyla Paige and Austyn Summers.

Could have taken more photos, but I didn’t. I was there for the real moments – human situations with hardcore legends.

(Actually, my battery died.)

But there was an open bar, which meant at least XBIZ had their shit together.

Austyn brought a little HP cam, so I just played the wall and shot whoever stumbled-up.  Suckers.

VAN NUYS, CA — Just released is the latest installment in the POV Cocksuckers line … The 7th edition, starring the hottest, deep-throating porn babes in the business!

Tom Byron shows how he is perhaps the most-enviable man alive in this all-blowjob fantasy!

Tori Black, Aline, Beverly Hills, Harmony, Aubrey Addams, Jaclyn Case, Naudia Nyce, Penny Flame, Sindee Jennings and Adrianna Nicole all bust Tom’s nuts throughout POV Cocksuckers #7.

If you counted correctly, that’s ten girls – which equals a sucking-good time! So grab a copy and get your lube ready!

Also check out Tom Byron’s Award Winning Interracial Anal Scenes, Volume 1, bringing together the best anal invasions on the planet.

The Evolution Erotica-produced DVD is all about young white chicks and huge black dicks! Careena Collins, Ashley Blue, Melanie Jagger, Lauren Phoenix and Trina Michaels get their pussies pounded, asses reamed, and their pretty faces splattered in award-winning style!

This is the perfect pair of films to milk the snake to!

Grab them both at Adult DVD Universe!

Day one — “Trade day” — A great success, considering I traded my typically ubiquitous approach to the Expo by standing-around bullshitting with friends.

Lucky for me, the sexy (and extremely punctual) porn star Nikki Coxxx had my back. We worked together all week, so you will be seeing a lot more of this foxy, natural redhead. (Or as one eager fanboy called her, “fire pie.”)

Bo Kenney had another killer party. Open bar, and as usual I was distracted by my beautiful friends. My ugly ones, too. Which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Unless you’re one of those people hoping to see more pics of yourself on the internet.