Porn Valley News

LOS ANGELES, CA — Ideal Image Management has issued a response to recent accusations in the form of a video and press release:

Last week, ALTA’s trade group released a statement claiming that Ideal Image Management is acting as an unlicensed agency. It is a deliberate attempt to smear Ideal’s good name and express false allegations.

ALTA intentionally singled out Ideal Image Management in an attempt to personally affect our business and our profitability. None of the members of ALTA know the exact inner workings of our company and their press release runs much deeper than their concern for industry’s talent.

In the past few months, several of ATLA’s models asked to sit down with the principal owners of Ideal Image Management to discuss their dissatisfaction with their current representation. Ideal Image Management’s stance has always been to inform the models that if they’re unhappy with their current representation that they need to take it upon themselves to remove themselves from it.

We find it only appropriate to provide a video addressing their concerns as well as the many threats that have been made to our company.

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HOLLYWOOD, CA — Join famed Hollywood promoters 24 Entertainment, Louis Depaz Productions, Signature Productions along with Donnie Cabo and Tara Lynn Foxx as they bring the Hollywood socialites, hipsters, trend setters and industry titans together for a not to be missed gemini edition all-star B-Day Smash bash on Friday June 4th 2010 at the famed Kress Supper Club in Hollywood CA.

This party marks the official and exclusive Birthday Celebration’s for film director Donnie Cabo, night club promoter Louis Depaz and Adult Entertainers Tara Lynn Foxx, Tanner Mayes, Tee Reel, Jennifer Swift and others yet to be announced.

The mega all-star bash is being Hosted by: Brittney Banxxx, Angelina Valentine, Diamond Foxxx, Alexis Texas, Claire Dames, Kasey Grant, Stephanie Cane, Chris Strokes, Alexa Nicole, Sandy Simmers, Charlotte Stokely, Ariella Ferrera, Nyomi Banxxx, Isis Monroe, Angelica Raven, Taylor Layne, Van Styles, Ralph Long, Sparkle B and Ru Uribe.

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HOLLYWOOD, CA — It takes a monumental effort in the movie business for a sequel to be better than the original movie but apparently that’s the case with X-Play’s porn comedy Not the Cosbys XXX 2 which has been garnering impressive critical reviews and early sales than have topped the 2010 AVN Award winner Not the Cosbys XXX which went on to win a slew of trophies including best parody in Las Vegas.

“Some sequels aren’t worth making and even less worth watching. That couldn’t be more untrue of this movie,” wrote Roger Pipe for www.rogreviews.com in his review of Not the Cosbys XXX 2.

“Any time you get sex this good in features it is a bonus. To get it on top of a great script, a dead on parody and a funny movie it’s the recipe for a huge hit. As they have done with the Bradys, Will Ryder and X-Play have made the Cosbys into a porn franchise that I can’t recommend strongly enough.”

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HOLLYWOOD, CA — The Huxtables really must be white because they were shut out of the victory circle during the 2nd annual Urban X Awards which took place Sunday night at Boulevard 3 in Hollywood.

The promising award show which honors ethnic stars and movies in the Black, Asian and Latin genres was abuzz with fun-loving activity all night long but X-Play’s Not the Cosbys XXX received zero trophies which prompted plans for more black and interracial sex comedies from the movie’s director Will Ryder who has created some of porn’s biggest blockbusting titles such as Not the Bradys XXX, Not Bewitched XXX, the upcoming Not Married with Children XXX and just in time for football season Not Monday Night Football XXX.

“I’m not surprised that we didn’t hear our name called from the stage because I don’t think we were nominated for anything,” Rxyder said after being asked if he or the movie’s cast members were hurt by the cold shoulder their movie received from the Urban X organizers. “It would have been a wonderful surprise and total honor if we had won something without being nominated,” he said.

Many are calling Not the Cosbys XXX the greatest porn-parody of all time and possibly the most expensive interracial sex movie ever created but many of the movie’s black actors spotted in attendance at the Boulevard 3 Nightclub partying the night away didn’t seem to notice that their blockbusting parody was left off the dance card line-up.

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Porno Dan writes: On behalf of Blue Moon Nights, we want to thank everyone who made it to the xPeeps and Smash Pictures party held for Secretary’s Day 3, directed by Kevin Moore. This was the first time we held an invite on Wednesday, and after the turn out that we had it will not be the last.

We want to thank  all the adult industry stars and personalities who made it out including: Alex Gonz, Amy Moore, Brittany O’ Connell, Cali Couture, Carmen Mynor, Celeste Star, Eve Mayfair, Erin Chase, Faye Regan, Frank Thomas, Georgia Jones, Holly Belle, Jaelyn Rose, Jay Rock, Jeff Mullen, Justice Young, Kaci Star, Kelly Devine, Lee Bang, Lilly Lovely, Nikki Kane, Nikki Rhodes, Megan Mallone, Mindy Lynn, Missy Stone, Ray Dark, Rick Garcia, Rhiannon Skye, Rucca Page, Sierra Skye, Sophie Dee, Tee Real.

Devan Cypher writes: For many across this land it was just another gloomy tax day but for residents of porn valley it was an amazing night to celebrate.

“I couldn’t believe how many people showed up for a Wednesday night to help me celebrate this release,” confesses stunned but proud director Kevin Moore. “There was a line down the block and the whole club was jammed full. It was really amazing!”

Moore, whose work has steadily seen more exposure over the last few months, received instant acclaim for this Sasha Grey vehicle first on Fleshbot and then with other critics. The rising director is still trying to wrap his head around the new attention.

“After working for years in this business it’s nice to start seeing some praise for my efforts but also a little unexpected,” Kevin admits. “I could get use to this.”

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Yeah I know.  This party happened a while ago.  But I’ve had a rough couple of months… 

See you fuckers in Vegas.