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LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — The 2011 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE) will feature dozens of leading adult stars, who will be meeting and greeting their fans throughout the Expo.

Digital Playground will host their exclusive contract stars Jesse Jane®, Stoya™, Riley Steele™, Kayden Kross™, and Selena Rose™. “Digital Playground is proud to present our star lineup at the 2011 AEE,” remarked Samantha Lewis, Digital Playground CEO. “Our exclusive contract stars are what sets Digital Playground apart from the rest.”

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CHATSWORTH, CA — Pulse Distribution has signed reality-based porn company, Love Video Entertainment, to an exclusive distribution deal. With less than one year in the industry, Love Video Entertainment and its 19-year old owner, Avi Verdugo, are making a huge splash and specialize in gonzo and feature/vignette titles. Last July, they released their first title, Love Cream Chronicles, which was a high-end feature film starring Sasha Grey, Tori Black, Kagney Linn Karter, Alexis Texas, Nikki Benz, Adrianna Nicole and Flower Tucci. Not only did the movie feature top stars, but also achieved critical acclaim.

Make Me a Porno will be their first and only title currently available through Pulse and it streets Monday, June 7. The plot is that two teenagers sneak onto an Adult movie set and convince the porn stars to shoot themselves POV style. The result is all hell breaks loose, of course. Make Me a Porn stars DVD cover girl Vanessa Naughty along with Gracie Glam, Harmony Rose, Sara Faye and Ashli Orion. In July, Love Video Entertainment will release their title, 18 Year Old Casting Call: Lollipop Virgins, which a girl-girl series featuring real 18 year olds.

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HOLLYWOOD, CA — It takes a monumental effort in the movie business for a sequel to be better than the original movie but apparently that’s the case with X-Play’s porn comedy Not the Cosbys XXX 2 which has been garnering impressive critical reviews and early sales than have topped the 2010 AVN Award winner Not the Cosbys XXX which went on to win a slew of trophies including best parody in Las Vegas.

“Some sequels aren’t worth making and even less worth watching. That couldn’t be more untrue of this movie,” wrote Roger Pipe for www.rogreviews.com in his review of Not the Cosbys XXX 2.

“Any time you get sex this good in features it is a bonus. To get it on top of a great script, a dead on parody and a funny movie it’s the recipe for a huge hit. As they have done with the Bradys, Will Ryder and X-Play have made the Cosbys into a porn franchise that I can’t recommend strongly enough.”

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According to the Chinese Zodiac, 2009 is the Year of the Ox.  Whatever the fuck that means.  In Porn Valley, 2009 was clearly the year of the porn parody.

Here is a recap of some of this year’s most interesting spoofs:

Join sex crime investigator, Dexxxter Whoregan (Nikki Rhodes) as she investigates some of Miami’s sexiest and raunchiest cases. Adult stars Lexi Belle, McKenzie Sweets, Kya Tropic, Lynx and more perform in some steamy scenes in this parody on the Showtime hit, Dexter. Fans of the original show will appreciate the attention to detail, and hardcore porn lovers will surely get off to this hot feature!

When the cameras enter the offices of Dinder Muffin, it’s up to “World’s Bust Boss”, Michelle (Ashlynn Brooke), to make sure that the hard drives are hard and the water cooler is wet. That’s why she’s not only the boss, she’s the employee of the month!  The splooge and jokes fly with Jenna Haze, Stephanie Swift, Alexis Texas, Gianna Michaels, Faye Reagan, Dahlia Denyle, Codi Carmichael, James Deen, Dane Cross, Ralph Long, Rocco Reed, and Mark Wood.

You’ll Be Hoppin’, Boppin’ and Cock Rockin’ with… Watch America’s favorite 1950′s gang go from wholesome to horny in this rockin’ sex romp!  Stars: Penny Flame, Riley Evans, Tori Black, Raquel Devine, Missy Stone, Codi Carmichael, Ally Ann, Tommy Gunn, Anthony Rosano.

Get ready for some sex, jugs, and Rock ‘N Roll — 1970′s-style! Imagine a combination of polyester pants, platform shoes, hilarious comedy, and scorching hot sex scenes! Well, that’s exactly what you’re going to get with 70′S SHOW: A XXX PARODY! Introducing sexified parodies of your favorite characters including Eric, Donna, Fez, Jackie, Laurie, Kelso, Hyde, Kitty & Red. Things get dazed & confused when this sex-crazed group of friends head to a concert. Backstage passes quickly become backstage asses as the gang tries to pick up groupies & meat the band. 70′S SHOW-A XXX PARODY, featuring Brooke Banner, Ashlynn Brooke, Missy Stone, Rachel Love, Kaci Starr, Patrick J. Knight, Anthony Rosano, Ralph Long, Pike Nelson, Steve Smith, and more!

Starring Anthony Rosano, Trina Michaels, Ryder Skye, TJ Cummings, Allison Pierce, Mia Lelani, April Blossom, Alex Sanders, Cheyne Collins. Join Vicki Chase, X, Holly Drama and Tortise as they fuck their way to the top of Hollywood! These girls aren’t your average pornstars — they use their sex appeal to get whatever they want out of their careers.

Federal agents Dana Scully (Kimberly Kane) and Fox Mulder (Anthony Rosano) are sent to investigate a series of mysterious homicides. A common thread of the murders are the occult images and symbols found at the scene of each crime. With time against them, Scully and Mulder must solve the riddle that will eventually lead them to someone or something they have never encountered before. The truth is out that “The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody” is the hottest movie of the year! Suspenseful, sexy, awesome! Featuring Ashlynn Brooke, Audrey Bitoni, Evan Stone, Charley Chase, and more!

When Jack loses his restaurant job the gang can’t afford rent so Chrissy picks up a night job leading Janet, Jack & the Ropers to think she’s become a hooker. Crazy, hilarious & dirty situations result in non-stop sucking & fucking as gorgeous tits, ass & pussy abound in this hardcore spoof of the classic ’70s TV show.  Stars Alyssa Hall, Brynn Tyler , Dino Bravo, Eric Swiss, James Bartholet, Jenny Hendrix, Madison Scott, Nina Hartley, Penny Flame, Ron Jeremy, Roxy Jezel, Scott Lyons,Sienna West, Tommy Gunn, Van Damage

Tons Of Hardcore Action With An All Star Cast!

Your favorite spooky family is more sexy than scary in This Ain’t The Munsters XXX! This spoof from Hustler Video features an all star cast that is to die for! Parodying the original TV show, the Munster family shows you what goes on when they’re turned on in this hilarious movie!

They may be stranded, but they’re stll horny!! Watch Gilligan and the castaways get down & dirty!! Starring Anthony Rosano, Darryl Hanah, Evan Stone, Jack Lawrence, Regan Reese, Rod Fontana, Ryder Skye, Sindee Jennings

Al fears his job is in jeopardy so Kelly gets involved in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get his co-worker fired. Gorgeous tits, ass and pussy abound in the Bundy household as Peg, Kelly, Al, Bud, Marcie & Steve can’t stop fucking in this dirty spoof of the classic show Tv show.  Performers: Alyssa Hall, Brittany O’Connell, Brooke Belle, Dane Cross, Emy Reyes, Eric Swiss, India Summer, Kagney Linn Karter, Kimber James (TS), Kora Cummings, Madison Scott, Nick Manning, Payton Leigh, Reno

There’s only one cure for the beautiful female patients of Naked Heart Hospital… a good dose of Penis-illin from Doctor DJ (AVN’s Male Performer of the Year, James Deen)! When handsome young & hung doctor, DJ sees that the lack of sexual healing amongst the hospital’s staff is affecting their work, he realizes that he must come up with a plan to heal everyone of their Acute Bone-itis. At Naked Heart Hospital laughter and deep penetration are surely the best medicines.New Sensations proudly presents the hilarious & filthy, Scrubs  A XXX Parody. Catch all of the XXX-Raying, Bodily Fluid Transfusing, Pussy-oscopies you can handle with All-Star cast, Ashlynn Brooke, Joanna Angel, Alexis Texas, Tori Black, Missy Stone, Thea Marie, James Deen, Shane Diesel, Jack Lawrence, and Ralph Long.

HUSTLER Boldy goes there!  Sasha Grey plays a Vulcan stricken with the “sickness”. The only way she can find satisfaction is to FUCK! Captain Kirk is more then happy to oblige by plunging his cock deep into her dripping wet pink pussy!  Taken by Kahn’s charms, Aurora Snow decides it’s best to shove his cock in her mouth. This is followed by a deliciously sexy fuck fest filled with hard pussy pounding!  Jenna Haze is a mysterious alien who is dipped in Venus fluid. Therefore, all she wants to do is FUCK! She convinces the logical and emotional Spock, to fuck her silly in the name of science!  Codi Carmichael as the sickbay nurse is stricken with the virus. The only cure is a sudden rush of Endorphins. She gets off by fucking Bones silly. His huge cock assaults her nice pink pussy!  Also stricken with the virus Jada Fire as Uhura, double teams Spock and Captain James T. Kirk. She is cured by having a cock deep in her ass, while another is ramming away at her hot wet pink pussy!

New Sensations, the studio that brought you The Office: A XXX Parody, Scrubs: A XXX Parody and Seinfeld: A XXX Parody presents 30 Rock: A XXX Parody, a side-splitting and pussy pounding take on one of the funniest shows on TV. Imagine, all of your favorite and funniest characters played by some of the hottest porn stars! With sexy and spot on performances by Ashlyn Brooke, Lisa Ann, Amy Ried, Rebeca Linares, Evie Delatosso, Lana Violet, James Deen, Herschel Savage, Ralph Long, Chris Cannon and Erik Everhard, 30 Rock: A XXX Parody is a must have for anybody who likes to laugh or cum.

ADAM & EVE COUNTS DOWN TO THE RELEASE OF THE 8TH DAY WITH A HOLLYWOOD PARTY!

Who: Adam & Eve

What: The 8th Day Movie Premiere party

When: September 7th, 2009, Red Carpet starts at 9:30

Where: Les Deux, 1638 N Las Palmas Ave, Hollywood, CA 90028-6112

RSVP/ Media Contact: katy@pheinc.com

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HOLLYWOOD, CA — The Huxtables really must be white because they were shut out of the victory circle during the 2nd annual Urban X Awards which took place Sunday night at Boulevard 3 in Hollywood.

The promising award show which honors ethnic stars and movies in the Black, Asian and Latin genres was abuzz with fun-loving activity all night long but X-Play’s Not the Cosbys XXX received zero trophies which prompted plans for more black and interracial sex comedies from the movie’s director Will Ryder who has created some of porn’s biggest blockbusting titles such as Not the Bradys XXX, Not Bewitched XXX, the upcoming Not Married with Children XXX and just in time for football season Not Monday Night Football XXX.

“I’m not surprised that we didn’t hear our name called from the stage because I don’t think we were nominated for anything,” Rxyder said after being asked if he or the movie’s cast members were hurt by the cold shoulder their movie received from the Urban X organizers. “It would have been a wonderful surprise and total honor if we had won something without being nominated,” he said.

Many are calling Not the Cosbys XXX the greatest porn-parody of all time and possibly the most expensive interracial sex movie ever created but many of the movie’s black actors spotted in attendance at the Boulevard 3 Nightclub partying the night away didn’t seem to notice that their blockbusting parody was left off the dance card line-up.

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