Posts Tagged ‘Vanessa Lynn’
“I like vaginas. I like licking them. Especailly Hailey Young’s.”
RAY: So you’re doing Hailey Young’s laundry?
VANNESSA: Yeah. I’m her little bitch.
RAY: That’s kind of hot.
RAY: You know, the name ‘Lynn’ is porn royalty. Some of the biggest porn stars of all time had that name.
VANNESSA: Yeah? I dunno. Somebody told me to pick a name and I thought ‘Vanessa’ had a nice ring to it. And then ‘Lynn’ sort of clicked so I went with that.
VANNESSA: About eight months. I don’t remember. I was a stripper for a year and I was sick of stripping. I don’t like begging for my money. It’s degrading. I wasn’t making money because I would just sit at the bar and do nothing.
RAY: My pants are too long.
VANNESSA: Do you want me to hem them? I want to be a fashion designer. I want to have my own clothing line. You can make a lot of money doing that. I have lots of cool ideas.
RAY: Ideas for slutty clothes?
VANNESSA: Yeah. Like cool, kick ass clothes to sell at malls and stuff. For ‘wannabe sluts’, ya know? There are a bunch of lingerie stores that sell stuff like that, but I want a store that will sell strictly my designs and nobody else’s. I have some friends who do it and they enjoy it. But mine’s gonna be bigger and better than their’s. I have nothing else that I want to do besides this. Within two years, I will be a household name. Do you know how long it’s taking me to put away this laundry? I usually don’t fold this badly. [Laughs] I’m distracted…
RAY: Am I distracting you?
A while back, I was on set with BadAss Models‘ Hailey Young, Vanessa Lynn, Aubrey Banks, Shi Reeves, Sasha Knox and a party filled with horny civilians. The shoot was for a maverick website called LittleMutt.com.
I’ve never been to anything quite like this. It took place at a big house in the Hollywood hills, and was essentially a fucking free-for-all — Very reminiscent of those golden-era “orgy scenes” that were a staple of classic 1970s porno. There was even a little hardcore bondage action thrown-in for good measure.
The creative force behind LittleMutt is a guy called Sal Paradise. Much like AmateurAllure, Sal champions quality over quantity. His site features exclusive content — filled with fresh, naturally beautiful amateurs — and should be revered by porn connoisseurs everywhere.
Anyway, here are the pics. I’ve been busy dealing with deadbeats and ingrates, so please forgive the delay. I know some of you understand. As always, the rest of you can go fuck yourselves.